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Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: gross. ()
Date: May 18, 2015 06:55PM

My girlfriend was on the rag so she told me to fuck her in the ass. I was reluctant because I'm no faggot but I stepped up to the plate to please my girl. After a bunch of lube and quite a bit of persistent penetration we were able to get to some good fucking. Yeah, it was tight, yeah,she screamed but holy fuck the stench of ass was horrible. Then the shit came. Before I could blow my load, which was difficult because of the smell, I started pumping shit out of her ass and got it all over myself and her as well. Fucking disgusting! Never again will I perform such a barbaric, perverted, faggot act. Not even animals so this shit. I'd rather fuck her on the rag and get bloody. At least I can cum inside her with no worries and remain shit and homo free.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: asspro1000 ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:11PM

U werent doin it right

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: nigs gonna nog ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:15PM

asspro1000 Wrote:
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> U werent doin it right

Explain.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: Aye? ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:20PM

He wasn't doing it right, ie; she should be shit free when doing it.

A fresh shit and a shower are prerequisites for anal.

Doing it any other way makes you completely gay. Congrats.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: Anferny ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:23PM

Nigga u gotz to eat up dat ass b4 you skeet up dat ass. aint nobuddy get da dessert b4 dat meal.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: Dr.Vegan ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:40PM

Sounds like your bitch needs some probiotics for her stank ass. Consuming a vegetarian diet and extra fiber will help greatly.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: May 18, 2015 08:26PM

It's not as gross as having a stinky ass baby running around shitting ALL THE TIME.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: Assmaster ()
Date: May 18, 2015 08:28PM

asspro1000 Wrote:
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> U werent doin it right


What he said.

Try this.
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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: delish ()
Date: May 18, 2015 08:31PM

If your too afraid to devour her bloody gash, then you are not man enough to anally penetrate her, either.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 18, 2015 08:33PM

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: May 18, 2015 08:37PM

Nice fake story.
Faggot.

Thats not the way it goes down.
(Then again, maybe it Is. If you're a lying bitch.)

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: Assmaster ()
Date: May 18, 2015 09:09PM

Sorry eesh, but that last one is not ass fucking. Yes, one could say da brotha's fucking around with her ass but clearly his hog is in her slot so he's not ass fucking her.

Just wanted to point that out in case there's any kids logged on tonight. Don't want them getting misinformation about ass fucking.

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: kh7ub ()
Date: May 18, 2015 09:11PM

Assmaster Wrote:
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> Sorry eesh, but that last one is not ass fucking.
> Yes, one could say da brotha's fucking around with
> her ass but clearly his hog is in her slot so he's
> not ass fucking her.
>
> Just wanted to point that out in case there's any
> kids logged on tonight. Don't want them getting
> misinformation about ass fucking.

don't fault him he's never had sex with a woman before and doesn't knownthe differnce between a vagina and an asshole

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Re: Ass fucking is gross!
Posted by: culturevulture ()
Date: May 20, 2015 12:34AM

The aptly named enema museum of the Smithsonian, known to you vanilla wanky boys as the NMAH, the National Museum of American History, has a private wing for well-connected pervs to sodomize an elite corps of GS5 through 9s who hope to expedite their climb to the upper levels of the bureaucracy. They arrive in DC tight ends and leave wide receivers. Ups their odds of making the right connections whether they stay in DC or go home.

Call the main switchboard and ask to be connected to Dr. Woodward's office. If you give him the right code of the day the conversation will take a decidedly more esoteric turn than it otherwise would have.

Butts ... the other white meat.

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