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Funny Meade
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Zeitgeist
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Date: January 22, 2014 08:49PM
"I come across as campy, a little old-fashioned," said Skelton, "but I always thought of myself as the Frank Sinatra type."
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
crowd pleasing
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Date: January 22, 2014 09:48PM
Meade makes all the white trash women swoon.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
thom Rollins jr.
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Date: January 22, 2014 10:12PM
I see it.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: January 23, 2014 04:04AM
Zeitgeist Wrote:
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> "I come across as campy, a little old-fashioned,"
> said Skelton, "but I always thought of myself as
> the Frank Sinatra type."
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> "I come across as campy, a little old-fashioned,"
> said Skelton, "but I always thought of myself as
> the Frank Sinatra type."
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Freakin right
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Date: January 23, 2014 01:36PM
BEH Wrote:
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> Zeitgeist Wrote:
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> > "I come across as campy, a little
> old-fashioned,"
> > said Skelton, "but I always thought of myself
> as
> > the Frank Sinatra type."
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> Zeitgeist Wrote:
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> > "I come across as campy, a little
> old-fashioned,"
> > said Skelton, "but I always thought of myself
> as
> > the Frank Sinatra type."
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Edr
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Date: January 23, 2014 01:45PM
"That's why my friends call me the cruiser."
"They should of called him the dork." hahahaha
"They should of called him the dork." hahahaha
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Ears Hurts Now
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Date: January 23, 2014 01:50PM
So cute look little Meady is playing with his toy piano again.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
White trash wife
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Date: June 08, 2015 04:50PM
Ears Hurts Now Wrote:
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> So cute look little Meady is playing with his toy
> piano again.
Meade makes the 'ginys of all the white women in section 8 housing tingle.
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> So cute look little Meady is playing with his toy
> piano again.
Meade makes the 'ginys of all the white women in section 8 housing tingle.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
meade is cool
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Date: June 08, 2015 05:32PM
Meade is more like a Bobby Darin, I'll bet Meade could do a sharp rendition of "Mack the Knife". Meade is a Lounge singer, he has no business doing "corn pone" cW stuff. He has more class than ass!
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Mackie Messer
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Date: June 08, 2015 08:11PM
meade is cool Wrote:
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> Meade is more like a Bobby Darin, I'll bet Meade
> could do a sharp rendition of "Mack the Knife".
> Meade is a Lounge singer, he has no business doing
> "corn pone" cW stuff. He has more class than
> ass!
Meade probably doesn't have the chops for 'Mack the Knife' but he certainly has the teeth for it.
lyrics in the original German,
Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne,
Und die trägt er im Gesicht.
Und Macheath, der hat ein Messer,
Doch das Messer sieht man nicht.
English translation by Marc Blitzstein for the 1950s Broadway Production.
Oh the shark has pearly teeth, dear
And he shows them, pearly white
Just a jack knife has MacHeath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight
On second thought "Pearly teeth" doesn't describe Meade's teeth at all.
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> Meade is more like a Bobby Darin, I'll bet Meade
> could do a sharp rendition of "Mack the Knife".
> Meade is a Lounge singer, he has no business doing
> "corn pone" cW stuff. He has more class than
> ass!
Meade probably doesn't have the chops for 'Mack the Knife' but he certainly has the teeth for it.
lyrics in the original German,
Und der Haifisch, der hat Zähne,
Und die trägt er im Gesicht.
Und Macheath, der hat ein Messer,
Doch das Messer sieht man nicht.
English translation by Marc Blitzstein for the 1950s Broadway Production.
Oh the shark has pearly teeth, dear
And he shows them, pearly white
Just a jack knife has MacHeath, dear
And he keeps it out of sight
On second thought "Pearly teeth" doesn't describe Meade's teeth at all.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
entartate music
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Date: June 08, 2015 08:34PM
Mackie Messer Wrote:
> On second thought "Pearly teeth" doesn't describe
> Meade's teeth at all.
Would Meade even record 'Mack the Knife'at all?
All of the music of "Jewish" Weill and Brecht was banned by the Third Reich.
This includes ' Die Moritat von Mackie Messer" from "Die Dreigroschenoper".
"Die Drigroschenoper" was translated by the gay Jewish Impresario Marc Blitzstein
as "The Threepenny Opera" for Broadway.
Gay, Jewish, Broadway.... too many red flags for the Meade.
> On second thought "Pearly teeth" doesn't describe
> Meade's teeth at all.
Would Meade even record 'Mack the Knife'at all?
All of the music of "Jewish" Weill and Brecht was banned by the Third Reich.
This includes ' Die Moritat von Mackie Messer" from "Die Dreigroschenoper".
"Die Drigroschenoper" was translated by the gay Jewish Impresario Marc Blitzstein
as "The Threepenny Opera" for Broadway.
Gay, Jewish, Broadway.... too many red flags for the Meade.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
not stellar
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Date: June 10, 2015 09:52AM
Meade is a local musician. He does not possess the skill or funds, to put out quality recordings.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Another Empty Audience
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Date: June 10, 2015 12:50PM
not stellar Wrote:
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> Meade is a local musician. He does not possess
> the skill or funds, to put out quality recordings.
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> Meade is a local musician. He does not possess
> the skill or funds, to put out quality recordings.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
too proud perhaps
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Date: June 10, 2015 01:37PM
He should go to Senior Rest Homes or Old Veteran's clubs, he would certainly captivate the audience there.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Sgt. Fury
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Date: June 10, 2015 02:09PM
too proud perhaps Wrote:
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> He should go to Senior Rest Homes or Old Veteran's
> clubs, he would certainly captivate the audience
> there.
I was at Normandy, and I'd rather face a German MG43 than have to listen to Meade...
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> He should go to Senior Rest Homes or Old Veteran's
> clubs, he would certainly captivate the audience
> there.
I was at Normandy, and I'd rather face a German MG43 than have to listen to Meade...
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
nxPCu
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Date: June 10, 2015 04:16PM
most of the hay has fallen out of my broomstick
any chance you'd mail me some. fed ex told me its food so they aren't allowed.
any chance you'd mail me some. fed ex told me its food so they aren't allowed.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Nurse Rachett
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Date: June 10, 2015 05:43PM
too proud perhaps Wrote:
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> He should go to Senior Rest Homes or Old Veteran's
> clubs, he would certainly captivate the audience
> there.
Once his father passes and his Social Security and pension checks dry up, Meade will probably be made deemed incompetent a ward of the state.
He just might make an adult assisted living sooner than later.
A nice safe board and care home sounds perfect for him.
He can bore all the staff and other inmates with his stories of how sex with a woman is disgusting and how the homosexuals and Jews on Broadway kept him from singing on national TV.
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> He should go to Senior Rest Homes or Old Veteran's
> clubs, he would certainly captivate the audience
> there.
Once his father passes and his Social Security and pension checks dry up, Meade will probably be made deemed incompetent a ward of the state.
He just might make an adult assisted living sooner than later.
A nice safe board and care home sounds perfect for him.
He can bore all the staff and other inmates with his stories of how sex with a woman is disgusting and how the homosexuals and Jews on Broadway kept him from singing on national TV.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
C.F. Kip Winger
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Date: June 12, 2015 01:15PM
I just heard that Meade has Lyme Disease. My bass tech said he saw some pictures on the net. I love how this guy and he is a fighter. He challenges adversity each and every day.
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Posted by:
Not easy for meade
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Date: June 12, 2015 02:31PM
C.F. Kip Winger Wrote:
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> I just heard that Meade has Lyme Disease. My
> bass tech said he saw some pictures on the net. I
> love how this guy and he is a fighter. He
> challenges adversity each and every day.
We can learn a lot from Meade, he is a dying breed of humanity, the type of individual that spits in the eye of adversity. His motto is simple: "Bring it on!" There are many fathers here and elsewhere who would like a guy like Meade as a son-in-law, knowing their daughter is in good hands.
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> I just heard that Meade has Lyme Disease. My
> bass tech said he saw some pictures on the net. I
> love how this guy and he is a fighter. He
> challenges adversity each and every day.
We can learn a lot from Meade, he is a dying breed of humanity, the type of individual that spits in the eye of adversity. His motto is simple: "Bring it on!" There are many fathers here and elsewhere who would like a guy like Meade as a son-in-law, knowing their daughter is in good hands.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Dr. Joe Early
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Date: June 12, 2015 04:27PM
According to the Meade Skelton Haufe Facebook Page, Meade indeed claims he has Lyme Disease. Reach for the Sky!!
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Kirby Dar-Dar
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Date: June 12, 2015 04:33PM
Meade's idol is Frank Cannon.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Rudolf Schenker
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Date: June 12, 2015 04:36PM
Bitter Beer Face?
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
what a guy!
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Date: June 12, 2015 05:21PM
These folks pictured with meade in the above photo are tourist from Kazistan. Meade is a big name in their country, "Sweet Tea" is a favorite with those folks.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
OverseasSuccess
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Date: June 14, 2015 02:49PM
His song "Hello God" went to number 9 in
the Czech Republic.
the Czech Republic.
Re: Funny Meade
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Meade is a "wild and crazy" guy
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Date: June 15, 2015 01:02PM
His outfit with the two tourist from Latvia above is the present style in that country. Meade is keeping with high society and good taste. The hat is missing the required feather but still it is smart dressing
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Pain
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Date: June 15, 2015 01:08PM
The kids shirt describes Meade's show perfectly.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
loserville
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Date: June 15, 2015 05:50PM
LOL. That picture is from Hamilton Day when he played in Loudoun County. Even those hicks out there don't think he is any good.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Loudoun
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Date: June 16, 2015 11:48AM
That pic is from the time period, when Meade thought he was good looking.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: June 16, 2015 12:09PM
Loudoun Wrote:
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> That pic is from the time period, when Meade
> thought he was good looking.
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> That pic is from the time period, when Meade
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
It takes a village
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Date: June 16, 2015 01:42PM
Not easy for meade Wrote:
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> We can learn a lot from Meade, he is a dying breed
> of humanity, the type of individual that spits in
> the eye of adversity. His motto is simple:
> "Bring it on!" There are many fathers here and
> elsewhere who would like a guy like Meade as a
> son-in-law, knowing their daughter is in good
> hands.
Most fathers want their daughters to marry a man with a career.
Meade has never had a job that paid more than minimum wage.
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> We can learn a lot from Meade, he is a dying breed
> of humanity, the type of individual that spits in
> the eye of adversity. His motto is simple:
> "Bring it on!" There are many fathers here and
> elsewhere who would like a guy like Meade as a
> son-in-law, knowing their daughter is in good
> hands.
Most fathers want their daughters to marry a man with a career.
Meade has never had a job that paid more than minimum wage.
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: June 16, 2015 02:15PM
Funny Meade?
Laughing with Meade or laughing AT Meade?
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
the above photo^^^^
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Date: June 16, 2015 03:11PM
She must of ask Meade if he ever kissed a girl.
Re: Funny Meade
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Meade Says:
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Date: June 16, 2015 03:12PM
If you don't like Country Music you ain't fit to sniff his Jockstrap.
Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Victoria's BIG secret
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Date: June 16, 2015 06:33PM
Meade Says: Wrote:
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> If you don't like Country Music you ain't fit to
> sniff his Jockstrap.
If a guy doesn't have balls, does his jockstrap still smell like balls?
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> If you don't like Country Music you ain't fit to
> sniff his Jockstrap.
If a guy doesn't have balls, does his jockstrap still smell like balls?
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Ol' blue eyes
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Date: February 19, 2017 03:51PM
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Re: Funny Meade
Posted by:
Roy Masters
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Date: February 20, 2017 12:35PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Funny Meade?
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> Laughing with Meade or laughing AT Meade?
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> Eesh is this video still available? Please post if possible
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> Funny Meade?
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> Laughing with Meade or laughing AT Meade?
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> Eesh is this video still available? Please post if possible