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Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:05AM

Why is snow racist? Seriously? Where is the ACLU, Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson on this? When it falls from the sky it is pure white and beautiful. It doesn't turn black until it's been in the road getting road grime on it, dirt and mud or when a dog shits on it. This is a conspiracy against the black man. I think the white man is responsible for white snow just like they are responsible for global warming. We need to tax somebody about it.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: goptarts ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:07AM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
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> Why is snow racist? Seriously? Where is the ACLU,
> Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson on this? When it
> falls from the sky it is pure white and beautiful.
> It doesn't turn black until it's been in the road
> getting road grime on it, dirt and mud or when a
> dog shits on it. This is a conspiracy against the
> black man. I think the white man is responsible
> for white snow just like they are responsible for
> global warming. We need to tax somebody about it.


gay

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Snowman ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:10AM

Yeah! Have you ever seen a black snow man? Snow is racist! We need to regulate it!
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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:12AM

goptarts Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama- Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why is snow racist? Seriously? Where is the
> ACLU,
> > Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson on this? When it
> > falls from the sky it is pure white and
> beautiful.
> > It doesn't turn black until it's been in the
> road
> > getting road grime on it, dirt and mud or when
> a
> > dog shits on it. This is a conspiracy against
> the
> > black man. I think the white man is responsible
> > for white snow just like they are responsible
> for
> > global warming. We need to tax somebody about
> it.
>
>
> gay

Good point. Is snow gay? Does it hate the gays? I've never seen a gay snowman. Snow must hate the gays!

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Whathappensinsnow ()
Date: January 22, 2014 10:45AM

Snow is beautiful when its fresh on the ground.. Its so pure and white. and then it gets all black,and sooty and ugly looking...

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Benson ()
Date: January 22, 2014 11:49AM

Wow, OP gets gayer and less funny every time he posts.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: OP = retarded ()
Date: January 22, 2014 12:09PM

This is the result when someone with very limited brainpower attempts to troll. He puts his own retardation on display. Just play along.

Good job little boy! It's not your fault mammy smoked meth while you were in the womb!

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 22, 2014 12:23PM

I knew the libtards on here would be offended by pure white snow. Hey, don't feel so bad, you blacks have coal. Without coal you libtards couldn't drive your electric cars and prance around claiming you are saving the environment.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: piss in the wind ()
Date: January 22, 2014 12:42PM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
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> I knew the libtards on here would be offended by
> pure white snow. Hey, don't feel so bad, you
> blacks have coal. Without coal you libtards
> couldn't drive your electric cars and prance
> around claiming you are saving the environment.


haha your shit just gets wilder and wilder! its like trying to piss your way out of a paper bag!!

next time you are in moms basement and youre thinking about killing yourself... when youre all alone and confused... remember my message: DO IT

you and i both know your family and the world would be much better off. end the misery.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 22, 2014 02:28PM

piss in the wind Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama- Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I knew the libtards on here would be offended
> by
> > pure white snow. Hey, don't feel so bad, you
> > blacks have coal. Without coal you libtards
> > couldn't drive your electric cars and prance
> > around claiming you are saving the environment.
>
>
> haha your shit just gets wilder and wilder! its
> like trying to piss your way out of a paper bag!!
>
> next time you are in moms basement and youre
> thinking about killing yourself... when youre all
> alone and confused... remember my message: DO IT
>
> you and i both know your family and the world
> would be much better off. end the misery.

Hey, don't kill the messenger! It's not my fault that snow is racist. I think you should blame Bush. I'm sure it's his fault.
Too funny that libs are actually upset that snow is white. I knew it. They think it's a conspiracy. BAN SNOW! BAN SNOW! IT HATES THE BLACKS!

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Snow White ()
Date: January 23, 2014 02:26PM

Why is it everything white people enjoy and it comforts them? Snow, cotton, sugar, milk, salt, flour, cocaine all good things. It's no wonder that science made snow white. What do we do with black things? Coal and oil, burn them. We do eat chocolate but it need white sugar to make it taste good. Hmm, interesting.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Tar Black ()
Date: January 25, 2014 03:52AM

Snow White Wrote:
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> Why is it everything white people enjoy and it
> comforts them? Snow, cotton, sugar, milk, salt,
> flour, cocaine all good things. It's no wonder
> that science made snow white. What do we do with
> black things? Coal and oil, burn them. We do eat
> chocolate but it need white sugar to make it taste
> good. Hmm, interesting.

Everyone lika Choco over vanilla, dig it???

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Joseph and Mary ()
Date: December 12, 2018 02:14AM

Dumb Nigger

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Liberal Logic ()
Date: December 12, 2018 05:48AM

Snow may be racist, but if liberals are right about global warming, soon the earth will be to hot for snow , and no more racist snow.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 12, 2018 06:41AM

Actually in the universe as it relates to formations white usually means death while black means life. Carbon is what gives rise to life. Indeed we have risen fundamentally from carbon and are carbon based lifeforms.

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Re: Why is snow racist?
Posted by: Jail is racist too ()
Date: December 12, 2018 07:04AM

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