Jiffy pop is more fun to make but some of the microwave stuff is pretty good and costs less. I just cant decide.

JP burns at the bottom and tastes like unwashed ass.

Jiffy pop comes out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if you pop it over a medium sized can of sterno. You have to keep the pan moving in a vigorous circular motion. The sterno flame is the perfect temperature and your jiffy pop will come out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if you follow my advice.

Jiffy pop makes me poop 5 minutes after I digest it.

Micowave popcorn like pop-secret is the best!!!!!!!!!

Dude, stop wasting our time, go to the store,
spend $1.59 on the generic store brand 3 pack of microwave kettle corn,
come home, put the bag in the microwave for 195 seconds... and done.

Buy some coca cola to drink with it... enjoy.

It is not that hard. Just do it.


AND THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT EASY

KETTLE CORN- IN THE MICROWAVE Wrote:
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> Dude, stop wasting our time, go to the store,
> spend $1.59 on the generic store brand 3 pack of
> microwave kettle corn,
> come home, put the bag in the microwave for 195
> seconds... and done.
>
> Buy some coca cola to drink with it... enjoy.
>
> It is not that hard. Just do it.
>
>
> AND THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME THANK YOU FOR
> MAKING IT EASY


kettle corn tastes like a prison toilet.

kettle corn blows Wrote:
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> KETTLE CORN- IN THE MICROWAVE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dude, stop wasting our time, go to the store,
> > spend $1.59 on the generic store brand 3 pack
> of
> > microwave kettle corn,
> > come home, put the bag in the microwave for 195
> > seconds... and done.
> >
> > Buy some coca cola to drink with it... enjoy.
> >
> > It is not that hard. Just do it.
> >
> >
> > AND THEN COME BACK AND TELL ME THANK YOU FOR
> > MAKING IT EASY
>
>
> kettle corn tastes like a prison toilet.

I pity the loser who knows what prison toilet tastes like and
I laugh at the idiot who admits in public that they know.


As far as an opinion form a convict?
That is the last thing anyone needs, go away boy.


KETTLE CORN IS HEAVEN SENT GOODNESS...
A YUMMY SNACK EVERY (NORMAL) PERSON LOVES

it blows
< EOM >

F popcorn. Everybody loves pie. And bacon. Mmmmmm.....bacon.

I love popcorn pie, kettle corn popcorn pie, and bacon.

Bacon wrapped bacon is the best.

Bacon wrapped kettle corn pie. Just like grandma used to make. Yummy!

Mmmm Bacon Wrote:
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> Bacon wrapped kettle corn pie. Just like grandma used to make. Yummy!

^^This post actually gave me a tongue boner.
I didnt even know that was possible.

However you pop it, you got to pour hot bacon grease on it.

Jiffy pro Wrote:
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> Jiffy pop comes out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if
> you pop it over a medium sized can of sterno. You
> have to keep the pan moving in a vigorous circular
> motion. The sterno flame is the perfect
> temperature and your jiffy pop will come out
> ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if you follow my
> advice.

Tried it, works like a motherfucker. Best popcorn ever.

Get a bag of popping corn from Walmart for maybe $2. Get a kettle that has a lid, and put enough oil in it to just cover the bottom. Turn the heat to about medium. Add enough popcorn to just cover the bottom of the pot in a single layer. Put the cover on and wait. As it pops, just hold the lid and swish the pot around every few seconds. Best popcorn ever, to me. Then you can add salt and real melted butter or a little bacon grease. Old school way, but I love it.

You can also make your own microwave popcorn using the popping corn, tsp of oil, and a brown paper bag. You can add whatever seasonings you want too. 2 1/2 minutes in the microwave.

Using the 1970s style oil popper is the best.
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jiffy pop sucks Wrote:
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> JP burns at the bottom and tastes like unwashed
> ass.


And you know that how

Jiffy pro Wrote:
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> Jiffy pop comes out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if
> you pop it over a medium sized can of sterno. You
> have to keep the pan moving in a vigorous circular
> motion. The sterno flame is the perfect
> temperature and your jiffy pop will come out
> ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if you follow my
> advice.


Finally, some good information from Fairfax Underground! It does come out perfect!

Jiffy pro Wrote:
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> Jiffy pop comes out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT if
> you pop it over a medium sized can of sterno.


Your prob, though, is you never have a can of Sterno to pop it cuz you drunk it all!

kettle corn blows Wrote:
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> it blows
> < EOM >


+1

It does suck. Why anyone would eat that shit baffles me totally. If I want Cracker Jacks, I'll buy Cracker Jacks. If I want popcorn, I buy it.

burger chef Wrote:
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> However you pop it, you got to pour hot bacon
> grease on it.


No, you pour last week's french fry grease on it which was the hamburger grease from yesterday, just like you and me used to do when we ran Booger Chef/

u r rite Wrote:
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> Jiffy pro Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Jiffy pop comes out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT
> if
> > you pop it over a medium sized can of sterno.
> You
> > have to
>
> Tried it, works like a motherfucker. Best popcorn
> ever.


Cuz U didn't drink the Sterno like the guy U quoted did.

jiffy fucking pop Wrote:
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> Jiffy pro Wrote:
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> > Jiffy pop comes out ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT
> if
> > you pop it over a medium sized can of sterno.
> You
> > hav
>
>
> Finally, some good information from Fairfax
> Underground! It does come out perfect!



I see U didn't drink the Sterno, either.

Jet a stovetop popcorn popper - by far the best tasting. Microwave and prepackaged aluminum shit is all toxic and yes, tastes like I imagine unwashed ass would not that I would know about that.

They are cheap. Also you only add a table spoon of oil so its pretty healthy. Pro tip add super fine non-iodized salt in the pot before popping with the oil.

ps madden popper video is fantastic!

burger chef Wrote:
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> However you pop it, you got to pour hot bacon
> grease on it.

Whatever you don't eat, spread around the neighborhood to keep the terrorists away!

so hongry Wrote:
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> Jiffy pop is more fun to make but some of the
> microwave stuff is pretty good and costs less. I
> just cant decide.

I love making jiffy pop on ski trips!

This is the only way to go ... http://www.whirleypopshop.com/stovetop-poppers.html

A hot air popper beats everything else hands down:
- No burned kernels.
- No unpopped kernels.
- No added fat, unless you choose to add butter to the finished popcorn.
- No guessing how many minutes or seconds to program the microwave.
- No obnoxious smell of burned popcorn if the microwave goes too long.
- No messy pot of oil to clean up.
- Easy to set up. Just plug in, set a bag or container under the output chute, and wait for the corn to finish popping.

The only tricky bit is setting up your receptacle for the popcorn to go into. Disaster could ensue if things aren't aligned properly. I use a paper grocery bag inside a plastic bag.

Air Popper Wrote:
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> A hot air popper beats everything else hands
> down:
> - No burned kernels.
> - No unpopped kernels.
> - No added fat, unless you choose to add butter to
> the finished popcorn.
> - No guessing how many minutes or seconds to
> program the microwave.
> - No obnoxious smell of burned popcorn if the
> microwave goes too long.
> - No messy pot of oil to clean up.
> - Easy to set up. Just plug in, set a bag or
> container under the output chute, and wait for the
> corn to finish popping.
>
> The only tricky bit is setting up your receptacle
> for the popcorn to go into. Disaster could ensue
> if things aren't aligned properly. I use a paper
> grocery bag inside a plastic bag.

Why dont you just use a bowl?

They are both JUNK FOOD, use presevatives, the "yellow powder" is not real food.

Put real butter and salt on any popcorn (microwave or air or what), and you'll live longer.

Best way is to jut do it on the stove top in a pot, all those goofy gadgets are a waste of space.

Just put a tsp. of olive oil in the pot, throw in some corn in a single layer, turn the heat to medium, and put the lid on. It'll start popping in a bit, then just wait until the pop noises start to attenuate, and it's done. Way cheaper than microwave popcorn and all ya need is a pot, something you already have in your kitchen.

Col. Snacker Wrote:
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> Air Popper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A hot air popper beats everything else hands
> > down:
> > - No burned kernels.
> > - No unpopped kernels.
> > - No added fat, unless you choose to add butter
> to
> > the finished popcorn.
> > - No guessing how many minutes or seconds to
> > program the microwave.
> > - No obnoxious smell of burned popcorn if the
> > microwave goes too long.
> > - No messy pot of oil to clean up.
> > - Easy to set up. Just plug in, set a bag or
> > container under the output chute, and wait for
> the
> > corn to finish popping.
> >
> > The only tricky bit is setting up your
> receptacle
> > for the popcorn to go into. Disaster could
> ensue
> > if things aren't aligned properly. I use a
> paper
> > grocery bag inside a plastic bag.
>
> Why dont you just use a bowl?

Of course a bowl would work, but a bag can be carried out to the kids' playhouse, can be thrown away after use, doesn't need to be washed, and no risk of breaking if the bowl was ceramic or glass.

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