You love you dinosaurs, take your dinosaur poop home. Do not drop it in people trash can. It breaks, it stinks. It causes worms and I do not want to spend my time washing your dinosaur shit. I hate it so much.

Today, I brought out the trash can on purpose to spy to see who did it. It's the neighbor 10 house down the road. I came out and tell her to take it back or I will bring it and through it to her door. She had the nerve to call the cop saying I was threatening her. What the hell. The cop came and talk to her and then to me. Basically, it's not illegal dumping. Which means I can do the same thing to her. The cop suggest I do not do that. The cop told me he talked to her and she will not do it again before things get out of hand. I said that's all I want.

Don't have dinosaurs if you can't take care of them. It's not other people responsibility.
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I cant believe people spend this much time doing a spoof?

You write like a Paki or a Jihadist......or both

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> You write like a Paki or a Jihadist......or both

And you talk like some shitty dinosaur owners

Harmless? Is it harmless to have dinosaur poop bags break in your trash can and worms come out all over the place? See, the problem is not when the trash can have some trash in it. The problem is when the trash can is empty. The dinosaur poop bag breaks when it is at the bottom and other trash pile on it. It becomes this oozy mess and in hot days, worms come out from it. When you leave the trash can out for pick up and go to work, when you come back, the dinosaur poop bags are in the bottom of the trash and your trash cause it to break. I have to wash my trash can many times because of it. And when you wash your trash can, guess where the dinosaur poops go ? To the lawn and out to the bay.

Besides, how could she be harmless when I told her to pick up her dinosaur poop bag and bring it home, she tossed my trash can around, told me I am ghetto I should move and call the cop saying I threaten her?

Ive never been a fan of sequels

To the OP:

I just wanted to let you know that after reading the entire thread of the original post yesterday, coming across this post today made me laugh. I laughed so hard, is really brightened my day. Thanks for taking the time to spoof this! It's fucking hilarious!

I lolled xD

Of course, I hate dinosaur owners. This museum owner told me they hate scooping dinosaur poop as well.

http://creationmuseum.org/

or this

http://arstechnica.com/features/2007/06/ars-takes-a-field-trip-the-creation-museum/

Is this the owner of the dinosaur?

I miss this spoof thread, so funny. The good old days of FFXU.