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Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: McD'slovinit ()
Date: January 05, 2014 07:10PM


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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: wny6U ()
Date: January 05, 2014 07:18PM

McD'slovinit Wrote:
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> You can tell its his girlfriend, lol
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GAerJlAFY&feature
> =share&list=UU7efwGoW7Nc9POSnWOEioyg


What the fuck. That dude whines about his weight and yet, eats at fucking McDonald's. "It only has 510 calories". What a tard.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Meade In Heaven ()
Date: January 05, 2014 07:23PM

He winked when he said he was going to wash down that chicken wrap with some "sweet tea."

I'm a Meade fangirl, and I got that "insider" joke.

(Sigh)

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: WeightlosswithMeade ()
Date: January 05, 2014 07:26PM

wny6U Wrote:
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> McD'slovinit Wrote:
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> > You can tell its his girlfriend, lol
> >
> >
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GAerJlAFY&feature
>
> > =share&list=UU7efwGoW7Nc9POSnWOEioyg
>
>
> What the fuck. That dude whines about his weight
> and yet, eats at fucking McDonald's. "It only has
> 510 calories". What a tard.

At least he didnt have the french fries.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: pok chop ()
Date: January 05, 2014 07:50PM

Where's that link that shows pork chop cooking lessons?

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Former Fanster ()
Date: January 05, 2014 08:02PM

I wonder if that's the Carytown McD's.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Dr Oz ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:14PM

Meade,

510 calories = 3 options.

Option A. McD's chicken wrap. (Meade's pick)
Option B. 2 McD's hamburgers (fewer calories)
Option C. Two carrots, an apple, a banana, two cups of steamed broccoli, a cup of oatmeal, 25 strawberries, and four Hersheys kisses.

Of course that large sweet tea has another 220 calories. Option C would have water instead a cup of peas, 50 blueberries, a grapefruit, 50 raspberries and another Hershey's kiss.

I wonder which option is "healthier" and which one is more filling?

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: trans-formation ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:20PM

He's becoming more and more effeminate...

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Girl22 ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:35PM

trans-formation Wrote:
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> He's becoming more and more effeminate...


He seems ultra manly to me.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Lackeys ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:51PM

Meade In Heaven Wrote:
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> He winked when he said he was going to wash down
> that chicken wrap with some "sweet tea."
>
> I'm a Meade fangirl, and I got that "insider"
> joke.
>
> (Sigh)

Meade it's very obvious when you post to yourself.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:53PM

trans-formation Wrote:
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> He's becoming more and more effeminate...

Yes, I noticed that too.

Also he seems to be resorting towards a kiddy style movements; unsure, moving around alot, kid type laughs, etc...

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: HormonalWhack ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:59PM

WTF? Wrote:
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> trans-formation Wrote:
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> > He's becoming more and more effeminate...
>
> Yes, I noticed that too.
>
> Also he seems to be resorting towards a kiddy
> style movements; unsure, moving around alot, kid
> type laughs, etc...


Increased fat storage raises estrogen levels in men. He probably is feeling his Christmas weight, lol

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Get to OA ()
Date: January 05, 2014 11:12PM

"I was sad so I went to McDonalds...I feel better already"


question 6 of the 15 Overeaters Anonymous quiz
6.When my emotions are intense—whether positive or negative—do I find myself reaching for food?


Why does he think that anyone wants to watch him eat?

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: MeadeWatch ()
Date: January 06, 2014 12:09AM

wny6U Wrote:
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> What the fuck. That dude whines about his weight
> and yet, eats at fucking McDonald's. "It only has
> 510 calories". What a tard.

But it gets better:

"It only has 510 calories, so you can eat five of these and still be in a healthy way."

I'd love to know what he'd consider a splurge.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: The UpstateEater ()
Date: January 06, 2014 04:49AM

Compared to this guy, Meade actually comes off somewhat normal, in a weird way. This dufus is reviewing a chicken wrap for OVER 8 MINUTES, and analyzing it like it's Shakespeare. At least Meade realizes he's a joke. I didn't even realize this was a thing until today.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpZ5XJ-fGsg

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:22PM

This thread was now complete.
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:24PM

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Redrider ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:30PM

MeadeWatch Wrote:
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> wny6U Wrote:
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> > What the fuck. That dude whines about his
> weight
> > and yet, eats at fucking McDonald's. "It only
> has
> > 510 calories". What a tard.
>
> But it gets better:
>
> "It only has 510 calories, so you can eat five of
> these and still be in a healthy way."
>
> I'd love to know what he'd consider a splurge.

Haha. You must missed his posts from a couple of years ago where his fitness meals included one piece of cake.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:32PM

OMG. I can't believe what I just watched. Here is my own review:


"Delicious healthy food option..."

---It's McDonald's, nothing is particularly healthy.


"It only has 510 calories."

---Yeah, only a waste of 510 calories.


"It comes in this really creative box here."

---Boxes impress you?


"I think I'll take a bite and see how good it tastes"

---You always talk while chomping down on food?
---Also, do you know how to chew your food?
---And also, have you heard of napkins? And cleaning your teeth three times from one bite? Yeha, that's not gross at all.


"You can have like five of these, it's only 510 calories?"

---No comment.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:32PM

Anybody else notice how meade sounds like Barney?

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: MeadeTips ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:35PM

Here are Meade's diet tips from a couple of years ago. These are Meade's actual words. I have not changed anything.

MEADE’S DIET TIPS:

Because I have lost over 85 lbs in just 5 years time, most people wonder what my amazing secret is. Although, I do gain 15-25 lbs of it back periodically, I manage to maintain a relatively healthy (although slightly obese), weight. Remember along with diet, you must exercise at least 4x a week. My regimen includes lifting a couple o’ weights, swimming, bike riding, tennis, and wearing heavy fanny packs! Here are some tips for you, if you want to get a figure like mine:

-Just one bag of cookies daily. Really, thats all you need.

-The 2 soft drink/sweet tea rule: When eating out, never have more than 2 glasses of coke or sweet tea in one sitting. Have an ice water instead. Remember, you must drive home responsibly!

-Only 1 piece of cake a day

-When dining out at a buffet, just take a spoonful of everything. It really does the trick!

-Chew each bite 32 times.

-Look at disgusting pictures of horrific events. Nothing like a picture of a drowning victim or starving children in Africa to curb that appetite.

-Keep a food journal of what you eat. Yes, even that one cough drop will cost you 15 calories. If you stuff yourself, be sure to write it down as your entry, and put negative bonus stickers next to it. I use the one that denotes the poison control center.

-Lots of fruits and veggies do help, but make sure you add a little flavor with a good pat of butter. Butter does the heart good

-Go for whole grain bread instead of white.

-Avoid ice cream, pizza, pasta, cold cereal, sugars, and other high carb foods. Only binge on them during special occassions, such as Fridays.

-Its okay to celebrate weight loss with food!

-You can go to McDonald’s- just be sure to order off the kiddie menu and get yourself a happy meal. Not only is each meal under 600 calories, but you get a free toy , besides.

-When you get really hungry, you must remind yourself, its better to fit into your slacks, than rely on spandex for the rest of your life

-If all else fails, a girdle can take 20 lbs of ya!

I hope this works for everyone. Follow these simple suggestions, and you can look as fit and trim as yours truly!

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Change of Heart ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:43PM

^ nobody can be that delusional. Either he's pulling an Andy Kaufman on everyone or he's completely retarded.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Contradiction Central ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:48PM

"I've been told it's very spicey. It's one of my favorite sandwichs". If it's your favorite you already KNOW that it's spicy, you dipshit!

"has a wasabi feel to it". Wasabi is not used in "southwest" types of items.

"These are 500 caloires so you can have like 5 and still be in an a healthy way". 5x500 = 2,500. 500-700 more calories than what an average adult male should be eating.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Olive Nugent ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:55PM

:)
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 06, 2014 01:59PM

My first impression was that guy is pretty queer.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: brapture ()
Date: January 06, 2014 02:06PM

> "These are 500 caloires so you can have like 5
> and still be in an a healthy way". 5x500 = 2,500.
> 500-700 more calories than what an average adult
> male should be eating.


Not only that you are leaving out the empty calories of the 'sweet tea'.


That thing isn't so healthy when you look at the nutrition breakdown on the Mcdonald's own site.

20 grams of fat for a chicken sandwich is just too much for a total of 180 out of510 calories.

one sandwich alone has more than half the total maximum sodium should have.
Does McDonalds actually claim this bile is healthy or is it just compared to Meade's usual diet?

http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com/getnutrition/nutritionfacts.pdf

Obviously, if there is any certainty in Meade's future it is:
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Invisalign ()
Date: January 06, 2014 03:15PM

How did his Invisalign braces work out?

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Meade's sexy groupie ()
Date: January 06, 2014 03:25PM

Meade In Heaven Wrote:
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> He winked when he said he was going to wash down
> that chicken wrap with some "sweet tea."
>
> I'm a Meade fangirl, and I got that "insider"
> joke.
>
> (Sigh)


I hear that! There is something about this guy I like, Meade, please call me! {;)

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
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Date: January 06, 2014 03:44PM


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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: MudButt ()
Date: January 06, 2014 04:28PM

AHEM Wrote:
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> MAN LOSES 40 LBS EATING MCDONALD'S!!!
>
> http://www.today.com/health/man-loses-nearly-40-lb
> s-eating-only-mcdonalds-2D11863528


Probably from all the diaherrea

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Trailer Park Casanova ()
Date: January 06, 2014 06:55PM

And
> cleaning your teeth three times from one bite?
> Yeha, that's not gross at all.
>
>




Picking his teeth with his fingers at the table.
And then wiping it on his sweater.

This is what he shares on the internet.

No one is ever going to convince this man is anything but white trash.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: sweetteaze ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:07PM

Look at those pearly whites..


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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: milky ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:18PM

I like the part where his nipples start lactating after he takes a bite of that shit log.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:19PM

lol
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: lolztrips ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:36PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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What site is that from?

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: for meade ()
Date: January 06, 2014 09:06PM

lolztrips Wrote:
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It is the comments page from youtube.
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: you pig! ()
Date: January 15, 2014 09:43PM

Meade Skelton doesn't deserve all the things you say about him. He really is rather a nice boy. He doesn't hurt nobody. It's not right for you all to say such senseless things about him. Come now.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: pigfuck ()
Date: January 15, 2014 10:45PM

I thought meadeskelton was a type of algae.
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: sorry wrong number ()
Date: January 16, 2014 12:40AM

you pig! Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton doesn't deserve all the things you
> say about him. He really is rather a nice boy. He
> doesn't hurt nobody. It's not right for you all to
> say such senseless things about him. Come now.


Meade posted a youtube video of him eating at McDonald's and picking his teeth with his fingers...

If Meade didn't want attention he would not have done that.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 16, 2014 01:04AM

sorry wrong number Wrote:
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>
> Meade posted a youtube video of him eating at
> McDonald's and picking his teeth with his
> fingers...


Not to mention wiping it on his shirt afterwards. Who does that? And then posts it online?! Gross.
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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: January 16, 2014 01:11AM

I'm going to have PHO tomorrow.

Don't stop me........

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: clueless in tillamook ()
Date: January 16, 2014 02:01AM

> Not to mention wiping it on his shirt afterwards.
> Who does that? And then posts it online?! Gross.


He lacks complete self awareness.
He should have outgrown that years ago.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 16, 2014 03:07AM

clueless in tillamook Wrote:
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> He lacks complete self awareness.


So do you, eesh.

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Mayor McCheese ()
Date: November 24, 2016 01:19PM

Meade knows his food!

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: Phil Lacio ()
Date: December 17, 2016 03:12PM

 

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Re: Meade Skelton reviews McDonald's Food, lol
Posted by: The return of Bad manners ()
Date: February 25, 2017 09:21AM

And awful music

Meade is in the process of making a jazz styled blue-grass album.
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