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Turducken
Posted by:
so hongry
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:45PM
I am going to make a couple turducken's for the super bowl this year. I would love to hear any opinions on the best ways to cook turducken. I am thinking of cooking one on my Weber kettle and another in the oven. My wife thinks it is excessive to cook six dead animals for just one meal to feed five people. I have already taken the day after the super bowl off in case I have digestive problems. My wife refuses to help me cook them and she is going to stay at her sisters house that weekend. I am really looking forward to that weekend. Thank you all!
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:46PM
You can buy them pre-made at Harris Teeter.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
so hongry
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:50PM
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> You can buy them pre-made at Harris Teeter.
Wow! That was quick and good advice. Maybe I will get one from Hairy Teets and try to cook the other one on the grill. That way if I completely fuck up my homemade turducken I will have a fool proof back up. Good thinking sir!
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> You can buy them pre-made at Harris Teeter.
Wow! That was quick and good advice. Maybe I will get one from Hairy Teets and try to cook the other one on the grill. That way if I completely fuck up my homemade turducken I will have a fool proof back up. Good thinking sir!
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:51PM
Why would you stuff an animal into another animal into another animal? Weird.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:51PM
Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
logic
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:53PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why would you stuff an animal into another animal
> into another animal? Weird.
not to sound racist but that is some stupid white people shit that people laugh at when they see it in the grocery store.
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> Why would you stuff an animal into another animal
> into another animal? Weird.
not to sound racist but that is some stupid white people shit that people laugh at when they see it in the grocery store.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
low budget alternative
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Date: January 04, 2014 03:57PM
Go with this and spend yer money on ice col budweiser and plenty of it.
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Re: Turducken
Posted by:
17 Birds
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Date: January 04, 2014 04:15PM
Turducken is for amateurs. Try this roast without equal:
To paraphrase, the end result is a bustard stuffed with a turkey, which in turn is stuffed with a goose, inside of which is a pheasant, which is stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a guinea fowl, then a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting and a garden warbler. The garden warbler is small, but it gets stuffed with a “beautiful olive stuffed with anchovies and capers.” That’s 17 birds.
http://sandyspringcsa.com/a-roast-without-equal/
To paraphrase, the end result is a bustard stuffed with a turkey, which in turn is stuffed with a goose, inside of which is a pheasant, which is stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a guinea fowl, then a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting and a garden warbler. The garden warbler is small, but it gets stuffed with a “beautiful olive stuffed with anchovies and capers.” That’s 17 birds.
http://sandyspringcsa.com/a-roast-without-equal/
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
so hongry
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Date: January 04, 2014 04:32PM
17 Birds Wrote:
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> Turducken is for amateurs. Try this roast without
> equal:
>
> To paraphrase, the end result is a bustard stuffed
> with a turkey, which in turn is stuffed with a
> goose, inside of which is a pheasant, which is
> stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck,
> stuffed with a guinea fowl, then a teal, a
> woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a
> quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting and a
> garden warbler. The garden warbler is small, but
> it gets stuffed with a “beautiful olive stuffed
> with anchovies and capers.” That’s 17 birds.
>
> http://sandyspringcsa.com/a-roast-without-equal/
Holy shit! That is so freaking great! Maybe I will try that one for 4th of july. I bet thats like 600 bucks worth of birds there.
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> Turducken is for amateurs. Try this roast without
> equal:
>
> To paraphrase, the end result is a bustard stuffed
> with a turkey, which in turn is stuffed with a
> goose, inside of which is a pheasant, which is
> stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a duck,
> stuffed with a guinea fowl, then a teal, a
> woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a
> quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting and a
> garden warbler. The garden warbler is small, but
> it gets stuffed with a “beautiful olive stuffed
> with anchovies and capers.” That’s 17 birds.
>
> http://sandyspringcsa.com/a-roast-without-equal/
Holy shit! That is so freaking great! Maybe I will try that one for 4th of july. I bet thats like 600 bucks worth of birds there.
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Re: Turducken
Posted by:
CXCXE
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Date: January 04, 2014 07:47PM
ProFeed in Vienna sells merrick turducken for felines. Put it in hotdog buns with mustard and relish. Your family won't know the difference. Yummy.
You can get your twelve-string out of hock with what you save.
You can get your twelve-string out of hock with what you save.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
so hongry, my main man!!!
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Date: January 04, 2014 07:55PM
Hongry, how the hell are ya', ya' big bald bastard?! how's the LC's Hot and Ready's treating you man?? Still no interest in the food columnist position? the pay is good my main man...maybe sleep on it, alright? Good to see ya', bud-bud!
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Pat Gosss
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Date: January 05, 2014 09:44AM
It's a good idea to slather all three birds with bacon grease before cooking. Do not use any BJ products this time.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: January 05, 2014 10:24AM
I've heard they are pretty good. Are you going to wrap it in bacon?
I feel like anyone who eats something like that is just asking for constipation and diarrhea for days to come. Especially if you plan on eating the leftovers.
I feel like anyone who eats something like that is just asking for constipation and diarrhea for days to come. Especially if you plan on eating the leftovers.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Cherpumple
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Date: January 05, 2014 08:09PM
Make sure you serve a Cherpumple for dessert:
The bottom layer is apple pie baked into spice cake; in the middle pumpkin pie is surrounded by yellow cake; and finally on top white cake with cherry pie baked inside
The bottom layer is apple pie baked into spice cake; in the middle pumpkin pie is surrounded by yellow cake; and finally on top white cake with cherry pie baked inside
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
not a doctor
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Date: January 06, 2014 11:58AM
Rockhound Wrote:
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> I've heard they are pretty good. Are you going to
> wrap it in bacon?
>
> I feel like anyone who eats something like that is
> just asking for constipation and diarrhea for days
> to come. Especially if you plan on eating the
> leftovers.
Turd duck hen can cause projectile ass bleeding. Be careful.
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> I've heard they are pretty good. Are you going to
> wrap it in bacon?
>
> I feel like anyone who eats something like that is
> just asking for constipation and diarrhea for days
> to come. Especially if you plan on eating the
> leftovers.
Turd duck hen can cause projectile ass bleeding. Be careful.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Rockhound
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Date: January 06, 2014 12:29PM
So, so hongry, how'd it go? Take any pics? Sharting today?
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Confit
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Date: January 07, 2014 12:18AM
Get yourself a couple of gallons of rendered duck fat and confit the whole God damn thing. That would be some impressive shit, both figuratively and (the next day)literally.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
fat asss
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Date: January 09, 2014 01:03PM
Turducken salad sandwiches are great!
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
thanks giving
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Date: November 23, 2014 11:51AM
Can you deep fry a turducken?
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
that is sick
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Date: September 25, 2015 10:08AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
That is a sick thought. You are a sick fuc.
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> Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
That is a sick thought. You are a sick fuc.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Whut?
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Date: December 13, 2017 01:14PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
THATS SICK
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> Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
THATS SICK
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Jeez, it's only sick if you
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Date: December 13, 2017 02:10PM
Whut? Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> > toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
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> THATS SICK
Fuck it after it's assembled, then get someone to lick the spoon afterwards!
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> > Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> > toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
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> THATS SICK
Fuck it after it's assembled, then get someone to lick the spoon afterwards!
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
a chef
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Date: December 14, 2017 04:25AM
I make a great breakfast turducken.
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Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Mee
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Date: December 14, 2017 05:01AM
that is sick Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> > toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
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> That is a sick thought. You are a sick fuc.
But yet the jail bird will smoke his keyboard insulting others.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> > toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
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>
> That is a sick thought. You are a sick fuc.
But yet the jail bird will smoke his keyboard insulting others.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
FFXU online internet troll
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Date: December 14, 2017 09:57AM
When I go by the apes or monkey or chimpanzee cages at the National Zoo, I'm turduckin'!
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Ring Ding Dong
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Date: December 14, 2017 11:02AM
I read a book once called TURD DUCKIN' These 3 Chinese guys wrote it, 2 brothers and a 3rd Chinese guy. They were
Hu Flung Pu
Hu Flung Dung
Fling Du Du
Hu Flung Pu
Hu Flung Dung
Fling Du Du
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
band aid boy
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Date: December 15, 2017 05:10PM
a chef Wrote:
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> I make a great breakfast turducken.
That looks like a auto accident victim.
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> I make a great breakfast turducken.
That looks like a auto accident victim.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 15, 2017 05:56PM
Ring Ding Dong Wrote:
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> I read a book once called TURD DUCKIN' These 3
> Chinese guys wrote it, 2 brothers and a 3rd
> Chinese guy. They were
>
> Hu Flung Pu
> Hu Flung Dung
> Fling Du Du
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> I read a book once called TURD DUCKIN' These 3
> Chinese guys wrote it, 2 brothers and a 3rd
> Chinese guy. They were
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> Hu Flung Pu
> Hu Flung Dung
> Fling Du Du
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Re: Turducken
Posted by:
peep
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Date: December 15, 2017 05:57PM
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest
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Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Gerry's version
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Date: December 17, 2017 12:31PM
Gerry would prefer a stuffed camel. Whole stuffed camel is a dish consisting of a medium-sized camel stuffed with a sheep or a lamb, in turn stuffed with other ingredients. The Pink Floyd album Atom Heart Mother contain a card of "Breakfast Tips". On one side is a recipe for a "Traditional Bedouin Wedding Feast", detailing the stuffing of a chicken inside of a lamb, which is stuffed inside a goat, which is then stuffed inside a camel, and cooked over a charcoal fire.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
HoDu
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Date: December 17, 2017 06:19PM
Turduckens have been out of business for years.
Get over it!
The one in Annandale (Three Chefs) closed in 2012,
the Alexandria Duke Street one a year later,
the one at Potomac Mills was only open for like a year,
and the D.C. one closed last month.
You are delusional if you think the Fairfax City one is coming back.
And I don't think Turduckens was open on Christmas anyway.
Get over it!
The one in Annandale (Three Chefs) closed in 2012,
the Alexandria Duke Street one a year later,
the one at Potomac Mills was only open for like a year,
and the D.C. one closed last month.
You are delusional if you think the Fairfax City one is coming back.
And I don't think Turduckens was open on Christmas anyway.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Read the cans label
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Date: December 17, 2017 11:45PM
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
FFXU online internet troll
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Date: December 18, 2017 12:01AM
peep Wrote:
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> attachment.
Yup, that second one's Turd Duckin' alright!
The lady in the 1st gif wasn't Turd Duckin', so she got splatted. If ya' don't wanna' get splattered, ya' better be Turd Duckin' when you go by the monkey cages.
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> attachment.
Yup, that second one's Turd Duckin' alright!
The lady in the 1st gif wasn't Turd Duckin', so she got splatted. If ya' don't wanna' get splattered, ya' better be Turd Duckin' when you go by the monkey cages.
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
Got Damn!
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Date: November 27, 2020 07:13AM
eesh Wrote:
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> Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
Damn that is fucked up. Who even thinks like that?
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> Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
Damn that is fucked up. Who even thinks like that?
Re: Turducken
Posted by:
peep
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Date: November 27, 2020 11:47AM
Got Damn! Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> > toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
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> Damn that is fucked up. Who even thinks like that?
A disturbed individual.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Why don't you stuff a dead baby into a dead
> > toddler into a dead pre-adolescent?
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> Damn that is fucked up. Who even thinks like that?
A disturbed individual.
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He who laughs last, laughs the longest