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Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: Legal help ()
Date: June 23, 2014 03:34PM

My dog has always been there for me. Is there a legal way for me to marry him?

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 03:36PM

Here at Fairfax Underground, we welcome diversity, especially sexual minorities. A very special welcome is extended to you, as you are the first zoosexual to post!

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 03:42PM

Is this site even legal?

http://www.gaybeast.com/

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: wjeW4 ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:02PM

Yes, it will be legal. Allowing gay marriage is the first step on this path.

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:09PM

What about a robot like Gigolo Joe?

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:10PM

LMAO


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Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: marry me sparkie the doggy ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:14PM

sure you can

http://nationalreport.net/california-allows-first-ever-state-recognized-human-animal-marriage/

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: lazy dog ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:15PM

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=marry+your+dog+legal

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: Lame ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:21PM

No. That falls under cruelty to animals.

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:27PM

Lame Wrote:
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> No. That falls under cruelty to animals.




Apparently people are trying to make a distinction between bestiality and zoosexuality. The latter seems to be a mutual relationship with consensual sex. Bizarre.

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: Gerry ConMan ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:45PM

If you vote for me I'll introduce a bill in the Congress that would make human/dog marriages legal. You would also be able to put your dog on your health insurance and obtain all spousal benefits. Vote for me.

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 23, 2014 04:47PM

I think more women are into this than is known. You see these single women and they get the biggest dog they can find, it's like they have dogs as replacements for men.

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: 6xwxK ()
Date: June 23, 2014 06:33PM

Of course, just go to Walmart and look at every Teabagger's wife. Woof Woof...They do it doggie style so they don't have to look at thier faces.

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Re: Is it legal for me to marry my dog?
Posted by: vjdmX ()
Date: June 23, 2014 10:35PM

did the dog inheirt allot of money from a recluse hollywood actress ?

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