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Colonoscopy
Posted by: I just don't know ()
Date: December 28, 2013 10:55PM

I can't decide if I should do it or not. The process sounds horrible but then colon cancer would probably be worse. Where the hell is the goddamn tricorder?

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: DrHenryKillinger ()
Date: December 28, 2013 10:57PM

I just don't know Wrote:
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> Where the hell is the goddamn tricorder?

Nerd!

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Ugh the giant caveman ()
Date: December 28, 2013 10:58PM

I get one every 3 years. You'll be knocked out. All you have to worry about is getting someone to drive you home (and the cancer part).



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/28/2013 10:58PM by Ugh the giant caveman.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: December 28, 2013 11:01PM

Just do it. Anesthesia is fun as fuck and the procedure will be over before you know it. Sure beats dying of cancer.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: December 28, 2013 11:05PM

You mean where they clean out your colon with hydrotherapy? I hear its not that bad at all. The health of your colon determines your liver and overall health. A fetus' first body part is the large colon.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Punctuation ()
Date: December 29, 2013 02:46AM

Should I clean my semi-colon as well?

I heard Elvis had one as large as a semi.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 29, 2013 02:49PM

I have a bad feeling about being under anesthesia and people putting objects in my orifice.

Kind of like being a passed out cheerleader at a frat party.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: liberal colonoscopy ()
Date: December 29, 2013 03:54PM

A liberal getting a colonoscopy
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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Well... ()
Date: December 29, 2013 04:44PM

The procedure is easy. But the prep is pure hell. Still...it has to be done. I've seen what colon cancer does to you.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Brown Onion R.I.P. ()
Date: October 20, 2016 03:54PM

Brown Onion would likely concur were he still with us.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: hseemai ()
Date: October 20, 2016 04:13PM

The worst part of a colonoscopy is drinking the fish water flavored fluid the night before and pissing from your ass for hours.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: JcjKe ()
Date: October 20, 2016 05:01PM

hseemai Wrote:
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> The worst part of a colonoscopy is drinking the
> fish water flavored fluid the night before and
> pissing from your ass for hours.

Exactly! Prep is worst part by far. The procedure itself is a piece of cake -- the drugs are great.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: What they dont tell you ()
Date: October 20, 2016 11:03PM

you can't be released until you fart. You're in recovery with other guys and you have to fart before they release you. And yes, the night before sucks. Schedule it as early as possible.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Roasted Onion ()
Date: October 20, 2016 11:10PM

Brown Onion R.I.P. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion would likely concur were he still with
> us.


Brown Onion hasn't gone anywhere. He posts every day.

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Re: Colonoscopy
Posted by: Gen Anesthesia is great ()
Date: October 21, 2016 06:22AM

What they dont tell you Wrote:
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> you can't be released until you fart. You're in
> recovery with other guys and you have to fart
> before they release you. And yes, the night before
> sucks. Schedule it as early as possible.

They didn't do that to me at the Chantilly place. All they cared about was that I did not drive myself home afterward. I was still pissing out my ass up to the procedure so farting could have been a messy proposition.

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