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The Great FFXU Pumpkin is Coming
Posted by: BioHazard ()
Date: October 20, 2013 09:34AM

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

He's gotta pick this one.

He's got to.

I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one.

You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
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Re: The Great FFXU Pumpkin is Coming
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 20, 2013 12:49PM

Is that what pumpkin patches look like? I should go visit one so I can fuck it.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: The Great FFXU Pumpkin is Coming
Posted by: S K ()
Date: October 20, 2013 04:06PM

Providence

by Sally Keith



The restaurant owner opened the doors
to let in the smell from the sea
which stuck on the breeze. On the table,
a white linen, a low candle, a tiger lily bouquet.
The specials chalked in cursive we read
from a slate, while the waiter, starched shirt
and folded apron, explained them and we ordered,
at first, a carafe of a thinner than usual pale colored wine.
My mother sat across from me.
She did not lean into her elbow on the table, did not
slide her weight up her arm to make a leading shoulder.
The light in her eyes was first a pool, then a line.
Outside the skiffs in exit sailed toward us.
On the corner a crushed Diet Coke can.
What she then told me, I remember.
Salt was exploding all over the sea.

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Re: The Great FFXU Pumpkin is Coming
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 20, 2013 05:10PM

The lawn jockey is white.

Thats racist.

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Re: The Great FFXU Pumpkin is Coming
Posted by: BioHazard ()
Date: October 20, 2013 06:17PM

BEH Wrote:
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> The lawn jockey is white.
>
> Thats racist.
BEH - You made me laugh - thanks!

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