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Ham questions
Posted by: so hongry ()
Date: December 04, 2013 09:17AM

Honey baked, heavenly or store bought which is best and which is the best value?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: hongry, my man ()
Date: December 04, 2013 10:07AM

hongry, how you doing man?

still lovin' the little caesar's hot and ready?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Aintree ()
Date: December 04, 2013 11:03AM

If you go to West Virginia, you can pick your own free-range porker.


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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: this river dont go to Aintree ()
Date: December 05, 2013 05:01AM

Whenever I see ham on sale in the weekly flyers from the grocery store I get an urge to buy the latest issue of hustler magazine.
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 05, 2013 06:27AM

Ah the good ole days of Penthouse magazine.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: wanker21 ()
Date: December 05, 2013 05:17PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Ah the good ole days of Penthouse magazine.

I still have this issue hidden in my garage.
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: what an actor ()
Date: December 05, 2013 06:53PM

Aintree Wrote:
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> If you go to West Virginia, you can pick your own
> free-range porker.
>
>


Did he ever regret taking this role?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 05, 2013 06:59PM

Damn that Penthouse magazine was $6.95 all the way back in 92, that was an expensive magazine. Playboy was 3.95 in 92, Penthouse was almost twice the price.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Aussie ()
Date: December 05, 2013 08:01PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Damn that Penthouse magazine was $6.95 all the way
> back in 92, that was an expensive magazine.
> Playboy was 3.95 in 92, Penthouse was almost twice
> the price.


6.95 Australian was about five bucks American.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: December 05, 2013 08:52PM

Ohhh okay. So less difference than I thought. I used to sell a single page of Penthouse to other other kids my age for 5 dollars a single page. I used to make a killing.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: wanker21 ()
Date: December 06, 2013 04:59AM

what an actor Wrote:
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> Aintree Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you go to West Virginia, you can pick your
> own
> > free-range porker.
> >
> >
>
>
>
> Did he ever regret taking this role?


I don't think so. If you look at the history of his tv and movie gigs it looks like deliverance started it all in the early 70s. He is still acting today!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Beatty

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: nino greasmonelli ()
Date: December 06, 2013 12:30PM

wanker21 Wrote:
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> what an actor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aintree Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you go to West Virginia, you can pick your
> > own
> > > free-range porker.
> > >
> > >
> >
>
Uh> >
> >
> > Did he ever regret taking this role?
>
>
> I don't think so. If you look at the history of
> his tv and movie gigs it looks like deliverance
> started it all in the early 70s. He is still
> acting today!
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Beatty


Doo dads!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Forget Ham ()
Date: December 06, 2013 05:24PM

Earlier this year, Smithfield ham was sold to the Chinese. Time to find another brand of ham.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: esskay ()
Date: December 07, 2013 01:05PM

Esskay silver label hams are way better than any ham at any price.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: ham slam ()
Date: December 19, 2014 01:11PM

esskay Wrote:
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> Esskay silver label hams are way better than any
> ham at any price.

Who carries esskay silver label?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: eater of pigs ()
Date: March 30, 2015 12:27PM

ham slam Wrote:
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> esskay Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Esskay silver label hams are way better than
> any
> > ham at any price.
>
> Who carries esskay silver label?


Giant can get you one but it takes a couple days.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Ham man ()
Date: March 12, 2016 09:10AM

Last Easter I had to drive all the fuck way to Culpeper to get a Goddamn esskay silver label ham for Easter fucking Sunday brunch. My Goddamn wife made me do it and that pissed me off.

Does anybody know of a place in Fairfax or Prince Willy that sells Esskay silver label hams?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: minus ()
Date: March 12, 2016 09:55AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Ohhh okay. So less difference than I thought. I
> used to sell a single page of Penthouse to other
> other kids my age for 5 dollars a single page. I
> used to make a killing.

Even 3 years ago you were a stupid fuck.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: OH the HUMANITY! ()
Date: March 12, 2016 12:49PM

Esskay and Mash's Hams are no longer in production. As an alternative, we recommend Smithfield Hams. For questions, please call 1-855-411-7675.



http://esskaymeat.com/products_hams.html


Easter is fucking ruined now!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: hampbeast ()
Date: March 12, 2016 03:25PM


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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: fatt asss ()
Date: March 13, 2016 08:52AM

Totally sucks that there are no more Mash's or Esskay hams in the world. I might have to kill myself but will try a Smithfield ham first even though it probably will suck. Esskay hams were the best!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: factory farming. ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:10AM

Trader Joe's uncured spiral cut hams are very good. Sadly the way we treat pigs on factory farms means you are eating stressed animal treated like shit its whole life. Go to Mom's and get a locally sourced dead pig. Dont support factory farming.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Meat eater ()
Date: March 13, 2016 09:45AM

factory farming. Wrote:
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> Trader Joe's uncured spiral cut hams are very
> good. Sadly the way we treat pigs on factory
> farms means you are eating stressed animal treated
> like shit its whole life. Go to Mom's and get a
> locally sourced dead pig. Dont support factory
> farming.


Those pigs love it, they eat a lot of good food and they die without having to live in a nursing home.
I too will miss the silver label ham. Those nicely wrapped silver hams were a tradition for Easter and Christmas in my family. Only the best pigs were allowed to be "silver label"
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: fataaz ()
Date: March 16, 2016 08:14AM

The esskay silver was the best ham in the world. Sucks.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: yummy ()
Date: March 16, 2016 08:42AM

Meat eater Wrote:
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> factory farming. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trader Joe's uncured spiral cut hams are very
> > good. Sadly the way we treat pigs on factory
> > farms means you are eating stressed animal
> treated
> > like shit its whole life. Go to Mom's and get
> a
> > locally sourced dead pig. Dont support factory
> > farming.
>
>
> Those pigs love it, they eat a lot of good food
> and they die without having to live in a nursing
> home.
> I too will miss the silver label ham. Those nicely
> wrapped silver hams were a tradition for Easter
> and Christmas in my family. Only the best pigs
> were allowed to be "silver label"

The 500,000 pigs at a single Smithfield subsidiary in Utah generate more fecal matter each year than the 1.5 million inhabitants of Manhattan. The best estimates put Smithfield's total waste discharge at 26 million tons a year. That would fill four Yankee Stadiums. Even when divided among the many small pig production units that surround the company's slaughterhouses, that is not a containable amount.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/boss-hog-the-dark-side-of-americas-top-pork-producer-20061214#ixzz434Kb04dw
Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/boss-hog-the-dark-side-of-americas-top-pork-producer-20061214

pig farming is unsustainable and disgusting. Eat shit - become shit.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: yummmm ()
Date: March 16, 2016 08:43AM

Millions of factory-farm hogs – one study puts it at ten percent – die before they make it to the killing floor. Some are taken to rendering plants, where they are propelled through meat grinders and then fed cannibalistically back to other living hogs.

Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/boss-hog-the-dark-side-of-americas-top-pork-producer-20061214#ixzz434ML0OIY
Follow us: @rollingstone on Twitter | RollingStone on Facebook

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: sogood ()
Date: March 16, 2016 08:48AM


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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: solidgoodness ()
Date: March 16, 2016 08:48AM


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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: jfc ()
Date: March 16, 2016 10:24AM

Are Turkeys any cleaner?
Love me some baconators from Wendys.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: bacon ate her ()
Date: March 17, 2016 04:36AM

Bacon wrapped ham is the best!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: local... ()
Date: March 17, 2016 04:22PM

Real Virginia ham, nitrate, sugar cured, don't care. Always knew my mom was about to throw down when I'd see that Han soaking in the tub! Mmmmmmmm!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: DAVID256 ()
Date: September 29, 2016 03:00AM

What is her name please? email me at whyisdavid2@gmail.com

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: mmmmmm! Hambeast! ()
Date: September 29, 2016 03:14AM

mmmmmmm!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: and the hambeast itself!!!! ()
Date: September 29, 2016 03:15AM

mmmmmmm! HAMbeast!
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: look for the white mustang ()
Date: September 29, 2016 03:53AM

Aintree Wrote:
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> If you go to West Virginia, you can pick your own
> free-range porker.
>
>


The first I-66 rest stop heading out of Washington has them as well.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: jed ()
Date: September 30, 2016 05:28AM

This thread dont go to Aintree.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Goathouse ()
Date: September 30, 2016 02:36PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Ohhh okay. So less difference than I thought. I
> used to sell a single page of Penthouse to other
> other kids my age for 5 dollars a single page. I
> used to make a killing.

We are talking about Penthouse not Goathouse.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: now THAT is funny!!!!! ()
Date: September 30, 2016 09:11PM

Goathouse Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> -----
> > Ohhh okay. So less difference than I thought. I
> > used to sell a single page of Penthouse to
> other
> > other kids my age for 5 dollars a single page.
> I
> > used to make a killing.
>
> We are talking about Penthouse not Goathouse.



Goathouse is clever.

I do, as it happens, believe Gerry's story. In an Islamic dictatorship like Pakistan, possession of a Penthouse means beheading, so Gerry was taking quite a risk and earned those five dollars.

Question: Was it 5 American dollars, or 5 Pakistani dollars, which would come out to about 2 cents?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: hoof print ()
Date: December 24, 2016 12:54PM

The Sam's club honey spiral sliced hams are very good and a third the cost of honeybaked or heavenly.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know ()
Date: December 24, 2016 01:42PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Ohhh okay. So less difference than I thought. I
> used to sell a single page of Penthouse to other
> other kids my age for 5 dollars a single page. I
> used to make a killing.

Back in Pakistan in the days you were young did the Penthouse publish pictures of men with goats?

Did the friends of your youth yearn for the hollow-horned mammals too?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Ham Bone ()
Date: December 24, 2016 01:46PM

I have to admit that I visit a pig/ham farm once. After that ham just tasted like feces.

The stench at ham farms is unbearable.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Ham Bergermeister ()
Date: December 24, 2016 02:28PM

There is a place in Edinburg Va that sells freshly killed hams. You can also buy a whole or half hog with or without the skin. The place is just a few exits south of Front Royal on I-81. It is well worth the drive. They have the best hogs in the area.



http://www.wholesomefoodsinc.com/index.html

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: hamman ()
Date: December 24, 2016 05:15PM

This pic gave me a semi.
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Need another beer ()
Date: December 24, 2016 05:20PM

Ham Bergermeister Wrote:
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> There is a place in Edinburg Va that sells freshly
> killed hams. You can also buy a whole or half hog
> with or without the skin. The place is just a few
> exits south of Front Royal on I-81. It is well
> worth the drive. They have the best hogs in the
> area.
>
>
>
> http://www.wholesomefoodsinc.com/index.html


Freshly killed hams......
How many times did you vote for trump?

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Purple Pussy Eater ()
Date: December 24, 2016 05:24PM

Someone say Hambeast?
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Hambeast ()
Date: December 24, 2016 06:21PM

file.php?40,file=265715,filename=Megan_H

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Jizz Master Jizz ()
Date: December 24, 2016 06:54PM

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: why is everyone mean to hammie? ()
Date: December 24, 2016 07:49PM

i mean, she did leave. We should leave her alone.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: M4MeX ()
Date: December 24, 2016 07:51PM

why is everyone mean to hammie? Wrote:
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> i mean, she did leave. We should leave her alone.

I dont think she has. She's just very stealthy now

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: but I KNOW she's not here ()
Date: December 24, 2016 08:30PM

Various hambeast nude pics have been posted lately, and they have NOT been taken down. Usually hammie is immediately on cary's case to delete them.
Of course, it's always possible that she is bugging him about this but he is simply ignoring her.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: patient explanation. ()
Date: December 24, 2016 08:56PM

why is everyone mean to hammie? Wrote:
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> i mean, she did leave. We should leave her alone.

You must be new here, or you'd know that's not how things are done here.

Because they're abject failures in every other aspect of their lives, the trolls who dwell here latch onto the tiniest bud of success with the tenacity of a hungry wolf cub suckling its mother's teat.

This means they're going to run virtual victory laps celebrating their "triumph" over Megan for *years*, even after she's long since moved on from Fairfax Underground, because that's what losers do.

*That* is how things are done here.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: does this apply to lizzie? ()
Date: December 24, 2016 08:59PM

Because, unlike megan, we know she will come back.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: ham bone ()
Date: December 25, 2016 06:37AM

so hongry Wrote:
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> Honey baked, heavenly or store bought which is
> best and which is the best value?

Spanish hams are the best. This one runs 1500 bucks.

https://www.pastacheese.com/5j-cinco-jotas-jamon-bellota-bone-in-spanish-ham-14-5-pound-piece.html?gdffi=dc9977d8d1cf459dbbe867b84e3e9a95&gdfms=8DEB247F5A5640C28863BAB2CB52EC4F&gclid=CJ2a0Iygj9ECFViBswodQ9AL4Q
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Gunlover ()
Date: December 25, 2016 09:18AM

Now I know I'm in Virgina and The Virgina smoked cured/uncured Ham is renown. Across the border there in Tennesse we have the renown Tennesse smoke cured/uncured. Both Hams are good. Don't care about brand both are good if smoked righteously.


Don't ask in any state where the HAM came from Wild or Hog Farm, you wouldn't know the difference. Wild you just let the hog run free and on the Hog farm you just cage the wild hog. Don't matter to the hog wherever he get a meal. After you smoke them they all the same, Good.
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Ten days agio ()
Date: December 25, 2016 09:41AM

why is everyone mean to hammie? Wrote:
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> i mean, she did leave. We should leave her alone.

Megan did NOT leave. She mostly posts anonymously now. But she visits the site regularly and often posts to harass or attack eesh. She posted in her thread just 10 days ago.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1631021/2413908.html#msg-2413908

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: VFeLW ()
Date: December 25, 2016 10:03AM

so hongry Wrote:
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> Honey baked, heavenly or store bought which is
> best and which is the best value?


A ham is a ham fer chrissake. You think a farm raises a pig and says this one is going to Honeybaked, feed it truffles? JFC!

Honeybaked, you'll pay $80 for 10 lbs.

Same ham at giant, you'll pay $20 and stick it in the oven for a couple of hours. As ALWAYS, store bought = best value.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: eater of kfc ()
Date: December 25, 2016 10:09AM

VFeLW Wrote:
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> so hongry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honey baked, heavenly or store bought which is
> > best and which is the best value?
>
>
> A ham is a ham fer chrissake. You think a farm
> raises a pig and says this one is going to
> Honeybaked, feed it truffles? JFC!
>
> Honeybaked, you'll pay $80 for 10 lbs.
>
> Same ham at giant, you'll pay $20 and stick it in
> the oven for a couple of hours. As ALWAYS, store
> bought = best value.

Bullshit. Giant hams are pretty good but nowhere near as good as a heavenly ham.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Top Chef ()
Date: December 25, 2016 05:17PM

Gunlover Wrote:
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> Now I know I'm in Virgina and The Virgina smoked
> cured/uncured Ham is renown. Across the border
> there in Tennesse we have the renown Tennesse
> smoke cured/uncured. Both Hams are good. Don't
> care about brand both are good if smoked
> righteously.
>
>
> Don't ask in any state where the HAM came from
> Wild or Hog Farm, you wouldn't know the
> difference. Wild you just let the hog run free
> and on the Hog farm you just cage the wild hog.
> Don't matter to the hog wherever he get a meal.
> After you smoke them they all the same, Good.


Fuck those kind of hams they are for inbred rednecks.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: pancake man ()
Date: April 16, 2017 08:25AM

The Wal-mart spiral sliced hams(Sam Ham) are really really extra good if you cook them in a big crock pot for 11 hours and flip them every hour or two.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: eazzter bro ()
Date: April 16, 2017 11:57AM

ham bone Wrote:
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> so hongry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Honey baked, heavenly or store bought which is
> > best and which is the best value?
>
> Spanish hams are the best. This one runs 1500
> bucks.
>
> https://www.pastacheese.com/5j-cinco-jotas-jamon-b
> ellota-bone-in-spanish-ham-14-5-pound-piece.html?g
> dffi=dc9977d8d1cf459dbbe867b84e3e9a95&gdfms=8DEB24
> 7F5A5640C28863BAB2CB52EC4F&gclid=CJ2a0Iygj9ECFViBs
> wodQ9AL4Q


Leave it to white people to eat ham that still has a hoof on it. Homie dont play that shit yo

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Squeal ()
Date: November 21, 2017 09:37AM

OH the HUMANITY! Wrote:
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> Esskay and Mash's Hams are no longer in
> production. As an alternative, we recommend
> Smithfield Hams. For questions, please call
> 1-855-411-7675.
>
>
>
> http://esskaymeat.com/products_hams.html
>
>
> Easter is fucking ruined now!


Christmas too.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Yellow Tweety Bird ()
Date: November 21, 2017 09:41AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Damn that Penthouse magazine was $6.95 all the way
> back in 92, that was an expensive magazine.
> Playboy was 3.95 in 92, Penthouse was almost twice
> the price.


Except Penthouse had a letters department which Playboy didn't. Those letters were some of the funnier fiction pieces that I've read over the years.

The pictures in Penthouse were better, too.

Article were about the same quality as Playboy.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Achmed Blimmo ()
Date: November 21, 2017 09:42AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Ohhh okay. So less difference than I thought. I
> used to sell a single page of Penthouse to other
> other kids my age for 5 dollars a single page. I
> used to make a killing.


I call BULLSHIT!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: You cheep goat herder ()
Date: November 21, 2017 10:09AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Damn that Penthouse magazine was $6.95 all the way
> back in 92, that was an expensive magazine.
> Playboy was 3.95 in 92, Penthouse was almost twice
> the price.

Yeah, but that year the issue came out, your protege was brand new off the lot!
Go deliver some pizza fagggg

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: ham eater ()
Date: December 23, 2017 10:25AM

I gave my Muslim neighbor a ham for Christmas. He cracked up big time and we both had a good laugh. Most Muslims really are good people.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: trader joe's ()
Date: December 23, 2017 10:28AM

Trader Joe hams no nitrates - they are good 4.99/lb

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Gerry’s KIDZZZ ()
Date: December 23, 2017 12:19PM

Gerry/Ravi/childish gambino,
Is a retard!
Learn currency exchange rates before you babble your retarded comments !


> > Damn that Penthouse magazine was $6.95 all the
> way
> > back in 92, that was an expensive magazine.
> > Playboy was 3.95 in 92, Penthouse was almost
> twice
> > the price.
>
>
> 6.95 Australian was about five bucks American.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Walmart ham ()
Date: December 23, 2017 04:27PM

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: meaty treatty ()
Date: March 31, 2018 05:08AM

OH the HUMANITY! Wrote:
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> Esskay and Mash's Hams are no longer in
> production. As an alternative, we recommend
> Smithfield Hams. For questions, please call
> 1-855-411-7675.
>
>
>
> http://esskaymeat.com/products_hams.html
>
>
> Easter is fucking ruined now!


I used to love the esskay silver label hams too. It SUCKS that they stopped making them.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: The Beast Ham on Earth ()
Date: March 31, 2018 05:26AM

so hongry Wrote:
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> Honey baked, heavenly or store bought which is
> best and which is the best value?



I prefer this type of Ham
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: ham eater. ()
Date: March 31, 2018 08:06AM

Skip the ham and all that cooking, just go with this,
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Costco ham then sous vide ()
Date: March 31, 2018 08:54AM

Get packaged ham from Costco and use sous vide timer($40) to regatta it!
Search online for best times for the weight you’re doing!
Not dry like oven heated ham!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: heard from u ()
Date: December 22, 2019 05:59AM

Walmart hams are great and cheap. I cant even find Esskay bacon anymore. The Esskay silver label ham was the best.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: pig waste anon ()
Date: December 22, 2019 09:31AM

Pigs are one of the most disgusting animals to eat. They are highly intelligent but we raise them in their own shit. Basically you are eating pig shit when you enjoy your Christmas ham.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: ham love ()
Date: December 22, 2019 11:39AM

Fucking Hams are great! I like honey smoked spiral sliced ham on potato rolls with Gulden's spicy mustard. Also Ham and cheese omelettes are great for breakfast served with Potatoes O'brien.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: pig shit eater ()
Date: December 22, 2019 11:58AM

ham love Wrote:
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> Fucking Hams are great! I like honey smoked spiral
> sliced ham on potato rolls with Gulden's spicy
> mustard. Also Ham and cheese omelettes are great
> for breakfast served with Potatoes O'brien.


if you like eating pig shit sure. enjoy.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Ham Bone ()
Date: December 22, 2019 12:21PM

Have a Merry Christmas, punch a dirty Muslim.

https://youtu.be/LsGcalrFoN8
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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: not a Dietician ()
Date: December 22, 2019 12:25PM

Nothing wrong with eating ham unless you are a muslim. The ham can be part of a healthy diet. Ham sandwiches on whole wheat bread can reduce your risk of cancer. Ham also helps build healthy stuff in your blood. It is good stuff!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Fuck outta here ()
Date: December 22, 2019 12:37PM

not a Dietician Wrote:
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> Nothing wrong with eating ham unless you are a
> muslim. The ham can be part of a healthy diet. Ham
> sandwiches on whole wheat bread can reduce your
> risk of cancer. Ham also helps build healthy stuff
> in your blood. It is good stuff!


You are a stupid fucking cunt. Stop repeatedly bumping threads with your boring responses.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: educated eater ()
Date: December 22, 2019 01:17PM

not a Dietician Wrote:
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> Nothing wrong with eating ham unless you are a
> muslim. The ham can be part of a healthy diet. Ham
> sandwiches on whole wheat bread can reduce your
> risk of cancer. Ham also helps build healthy stuff
> in your blood. It is good stuff!

Ham is a good source of protein. It is also a very good source of selenium, phosphorus, zinc, vitamin B6, B12, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, and choline. ... It's usually not the fat or calorie count of ham, that concerns healthy eaters.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: slam man23 ()
Date: December 22, 2019 01:30PM

Smithfield hams are good.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: baconateher ()
Date: December 22, 2019 01:55PM

ham eater Wrote:
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> I gave my Muslim neighbor a ham for Christmas. He
> cracked up big time and we both had a good laugh.
> Most Muslims really are good people.

Yes they are.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Muzzie shitstain ()
Date: December 22, 2019 02:04PM

baconateher Wrote:
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> ham eater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I gave my Muslim neighbor a ham for Christmas.
> He
> > cracked up big time and we both had a good
> laugh.
> > Most Muslims really are good people.
>
> Yes they are.


As he prays to Allah that you are disemboweled in front of your family.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: SFC ()
Date: December 22, 2019 02:21PM

Muzzie shitstain Wrote:
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> baconateher Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ham eater Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I gave my Muslim neighbor a ham for
> Christmas.
> > He
> > > cracked up big time and we both had a good
> > laugh.
> > > Most Muslims really are good people.
> >
> > Yes they are.
>
>
> As he prays to Allah that you are disemboweled in
> front of your family.


Awwww, it just seems like that to you because you are afraid.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Muzzie shitstain ()
Date: December 22, 2019 02:45PM

SFC Wrote:
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> Muzzie shitstain Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > baconateher Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ham eater Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I gave my Muslim neighbor a ham for
> > Christmas.
> > > He
> > > > cracked up big time and we both had a good
> > > laugh.
> > > > Most Muslims really are good people.
> > >
> > > Yes they are.
> >
> >
> > As he prays to Allah that you are disemboweled
> in
> > front of your family.
>
>
> Awwww, it just seems like that to you because you
> are afraid.

Bestgore is crammed packed full of videos of muslims murdering people. Muslim governed countries like Iran's government chant Death to America and murder their own people for protesting their evil. Islam is not a religion. Countries don't rule with religion. Muslims are all evil terrorists.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: silver label bells ()
Date: December 22, 2019 02:52PM

Ham man Wrote:
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> Last Easter I had to drive all the fuck way to
> Culpeper to get a Goddamn esskay silver label ham
> for Easter fucking Sunday brunch. My Goddamn wife
> made me do it and that pissed me off.
>
> Does anybody know of a place in Fairfax or Prince
> Willy that sells Esskay silver label hams?

They are gone and you can thank the EPA. They shut most of Esskay down because they were polluting the Ches. bay.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: soy boy ()
Date: August 16, 2020 10:25AM

Eating meat is never a good idea.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: KMHTK ()
Date: August 16, 2020 10:32AM

I prefer to slam my ham.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Aldi ham ()
Date: January 13, 2023 04:05AM

Aldi hams are good and cheap.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Amazon Ham ()
Date: March 19, 2023 04:40AM

Amazon Ham is great!

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Cochon ()
Date: March 19, 2023 05:21AM

Bet Aldi carries delicious and inexpensive ham.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: ManJuice Mustache ()
Date: March 19, 2023 08:24AM

I like my ham in the can

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: trenchcoat shopper ()
Date: March 09, 2024 08:26AM

Give me a Sam ham from Walmart.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Beware of Hambeasts ()
Date: March 09, 2024 11:57AM

Beware the Hambeast

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: sneaking hams ()
Date: March 09, 2024 01:07PM

Hams are hard to shoplift. Best chance is to buy a big plastic storage container and put a few hams inside then use self checkout and only scan the storage container.

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Re: Ham questions
Posted by: Commie Hams ()
Date: March 09, 2024 01:39PM

sneaking hams Wrote:
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> Hams are hard to shoplift. Best chance is to buy a
> big plastic storage container and put a few hams
> inside then use self checkout and only scan the
> storage container.

The Luter family of Virginia sold their ham business to China. Don't buy, steal, or eat those commie hams. Stealing them hurts the retailer, not the commies. Buying them enriches the commies.

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