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was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: raheem935a ()
Date: August 10, 2013 02:22PM

http://tinyurl.com/kh8klxz

this video shows it all omg has it come to this can police do this in Fairfax to women

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 10, 2013 02:48PM

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 10, 2013 02:56PM

raheem935a Wrote:
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> http://tinyurl.com/kh8klxz
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> this video shows it all omg has it come to this
> can police do this in Fairfax to women
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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 10, 2013 03:59PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> raheem935a Wrote:
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> > http://tinyurl.com/kh8klxz
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> > this video shows it all omg has it come to this
> > can police do this in Fairfax to women

Holy shit is that real?!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: smarter then you ()
Date: August 10, 2013 04:03PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > raheem935a Wrote:
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> > > http://tinyurl.com/kh8klxz
> > >
> > > this video shows it all omg has it come to
> this
> > > can police do this in Fairfax to women
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> Holy shit is that real?!


Acutally, it IS REAL.

Because the question only says "is this image real"? It doesn't say what Real is. Is it a "real' image? Yes. It's an image, I can see it and you can see it, so its real. It exists. But is it an aunthentic image? No. It is obviously a phototshoped image, but that doesnt mean its not still a "real" image.

You would have failed the test. It is beause you must pay attention to the detail.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 10, 2013 05:18PM

Actually, the main question is whether or not science has gone too far, and since that image is real, then yes. Science has crossed the line by giving seagulls arms.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: two separate questions ()
Date: August 10, 2013 06:50PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Actually, the main question is whether or not
> science has gone too far, and since that image is
> real, then yes. Science has crossed the line by
> giving seagulls arms.


Those are two separate questions. It's your own mind that made that connection, and that's just what the test maker wanted you to do. To assume the question about the image was related to the science going too far. Obviously, ducks don't have big arms with biceps. So it's not real in that sense, but it is still a real image. Ducks with man arms aren't real though.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: Cybill ()
Date: August 10, 2013 10:28PM

FUCK YOU RAHEEM!

TINYURL = TROJAN DOWNLOAD

RAHEEM IS A DIRTY SAND NIGGER!

FUCK OFF RAHEEM!

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:41AM

two separate questions Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actually, the main question is whether or not
> > science has gone too far, and since that image
> is
> > real, then yes. Science has crossed the line by
> > giving seagulls arms.
>
>
> Those are two separate questions. It's your own
> mind that made that connection, and that's just
> what the test maker wanted you to do. To assume
> the question about the image was related to the
> science going too far. Obviously, ducks don't have
> big arms with biceps. So it's not real in that
> sense, but it is still a real image. Ducks with
> man arms aren't real though.


Ok, can we focus here? I know ducks with man arms aren't real. I'm not stupid.

However, muscly-armed seagulls are apparently very real, and we need to find out how to stop them should they ever escape the lab.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:44AM

Is that a duck or a goose?

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:44AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> However, muscly-armed seagulls are apparently very
> real, and we need to find out how to stop them
> should they ever escape the lab.



They shave their armpits, so they aren't very much of a threat.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 11, 2013 09:57AM

eesh Wrote:
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> > However, muscly-armed seagulls are apparently
> very
> > real, and we need to find out how to stop them
> > should they ever escape the lab.
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> They shave their armpits, so they aren't very much
> of a threat.

The entire arm looks hairless. More than likely, the scientists just switched on the hair gene completely. That's the safest way to ensure that it doesn't mix with the feather genes and accidentally cause the bird to grow hair.

And if I'm wrong and they DO shave their armpits, then my gods, man! That means they're already using tools and practicing culturally-influenced grooming. We are all fucked.

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Re: was essh pulled over by texas police and finger in video
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 04:12PM

who is essh?

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