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messed up but true story
Posted by: tow sheeba ()
Date: June 18, 2013 01:20AM

While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said
in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening
exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked
out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

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Re: messed up but true story
Posted by: Vaudville ()
Date: June 18, 2013 01:34AM

That wasn't terribly funny when it was told to Johnny Carson 30 years ago...

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Re: messed up but true story
Posted by: waaaaait ()
Date: June 18, 2013 02:53AM

jonny was kissing daddy's pee pee?

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