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There's just one problem.....
Posted by: R. Budd Dwyer ()
Date: June 13, 2013 07:24PM

.........I can only do it once.

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Re: There's just one problem.....
Posted by: View count post ()
Date: June 13, 2013 09:25PM

Noted Private Eye C. Hoffman revealed this little trick in his noted collection of short stories, "The Further Adventures of Eesh."

Hoffman assesses Eesh's abilities thus:

1.Knowledge of Literature – nil.

2.Knowledge of Philosophy – nil.

3.Knowledge of Astronomy – nil.

4.Knowledge of Politics – Feeble.

5.Knowledge of Botany – Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium and poisons generally. Knows nothing of practical gardening.

6.Knowledge of Geology – Practical, but limited. Tells at a glance different soils from each other. After walks, has shown me splashes upon his trousers, and told me by their color and consistence in what part of Fairfax he had received them.

7.Knowledge of Biology – Accurate, but unsystematic.

8.Knowledge of Electronic Intelligence – Profound.

9.Knowledge of Sensational Literature – Immense. He appears to know every detail of every horror perpetrated.

10.Plays Xbox well.

11.Is an expert driver, boxer and cocksman.

12. Has a good practical knowledge of American law.

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Re: There's just one problem.....
Posted by: The Carrot Penis ()
Date: June 14, 2013 12:12AM

So do we know yet why eesh is doing this latest thing?

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Re: There's just one problem.....
Posted by: in time... ()
Date: June 14, 2013 09:20AM


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Re: There's just one problem.....
Posted by: DrHenryKillinger ()
Date: June 14, 2013 09:49AM

R. Budd Dwyer Wrote:
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> .........I can only do it once.

Hey man, nice shot.

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