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ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:06PM

Between October 20 to March 15, you are required to wear the standard-issue North Face jacket. These are compatible with all casual styles of clothing, including business casual and casual Sunday wear. Jacket must remain zipped to align with the North Face emblem .


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Females are allowed to wear pink subtype North Face jackets when walking dogs or going to and from the gym. Zipper rule will remain in effect with pink subtype jacket.


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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Asian-Issue ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:31PM

Asians must also comply with requirements by wearing the standard-issue pea coat:



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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:39PM

it just so happens that i am white and within the age bracket. but i cant say that i have ever worn one of these jackets. i might start though. they look pretty sharp.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:47PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> it just so happens that i am white and within the
> age bracket. but i cant say that i have ever worn
> one of these jackets. i might start though. they
> look pretty sharp.




Get an Arc'teryx, Smartwool, Mountain Hardwear, or an REI store brand jacket.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:49PM

i prefer a hoodie sweatshirt for light winter times.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: guilty as charged ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:53PM

They are also really comfortable

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 21, 2013 11:54PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i prefer a hoodie sweatshirt for light winter
> times.



I like my sleeveless hoodies from American Apparel and Andrew Christian.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Face North ()
Date: October 22, 2013 07:05AM

Those are the inferior North Face jackets with the fleece sleeves and bottom halves and are subject to picking up stray cat hair and airborne navel lint.

A superior North Face jacket is all waterproof, upper material bro.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: October 22, 2013 07:22AM

I remember reading somewhere that North Face gear is just overpriced faux outdoor wear. I think this was from some hardcore outdoorsy types which I am not.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: October 22, 2013 08:31AM

Enrico Palazzo Wrote:
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> I remember reading somewhere that North Face gear
> is just overpriced faux outdoor wear. I think
> this was from some hardcore outdoorsy types which
> I am not.


Its a combo deal. Their clothing line is, but their sleeping bags are off the hook for cold weather camping.

Now to look for a North Face hoodie with skittles and Arizona Iced tea.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 22, 2013 08:35AM

Is a Patagonia jacket too pretentious? I'm thinking of replacing my North Face - it's a bit worn out.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: 0tter ()
Date: October 22, 2013 10:25AM

Whites? I see those things all over Manassas. The Whites are moving to Patagonia.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Bama ()
Date: October 22, 2013 10:41AM

I prefer this brand.
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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Whitey here ()
Date: October 22, 2013 10:54AM

What's a Caucasion?

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Djxjjd ()
Date: October 22, 2013 11:52AM

People still wear North Face?? I thought only rappers with big clocks around their necks.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 02, 2014 10:40PM

Attention:

A working committee has been formed to discuss a possible extension of requirement #10212013. The original authorization end date was March 15, 2014; due to unusual climate, a tentative reschedule may occur.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Lived here forever ()
Date: March 02, 2014 10:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Between October 20 to March 15, you are required
> to wear the standard-issue North Face jacket.
> These are compatible with all casual styles of
> clothing, including business casual and casual
> Sunday wear. Jacket must remain zipped to align
> with the North Face emblem .

I'm a rebel. I wear a Columbia jacket.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: True The Vote ()
Date: March 02, 2014 11:04PM

North Face,look up VASK hiking boots,FRYE cowboy boots,wallabies,and dont forget addiadas,Im sure I SPELLED EVERYTHING WRONG.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: 3Y9CW ()
Date: March 02, 2014 11:05PM

I wear a North Face jacket but I had no idea it was one until someone pointed it out. The logo is black thread on dark blue. I only wear it when its below 50F outside.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: JustinBelieber ()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:27AM

You all are a bunch or faggots.

L L Bean is where the shit is at.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: niggersandall ()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:36AM

sheeeet.. whose white people dunt nowe nuttin. getz you obamacoat whenz you get yer obamaphone.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:40AM

I agree. The north face jacket is a homo flag.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: like this663 ()
Date: March 03, 2014 06:44AM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
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> I agree. The north face jacket is a homo flag.


stop being so homophobic.. got something in your closet ?
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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: BelowMe. ()
Date: March 03, 2014 07:12AM

Sorry Eesh - I am boycotting the Tea Bagging pussies at North Face.

Apparently, they can't handle inclement weather over at North Face HQ.

Brand awareness dude.
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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Clem ()
Date: March 03, 2014 08:26AM

Enrico Palazzo Wrote:
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> I remember reading somewhere that North Face gear
> is just overpriced faux outdoor wear. I think
> this was from some hardcore outdoorsy types which
> I am not.

When North Face clothing became all the rage back in the late 90's it was a far different product. Made in the USA, metal zippers, and very high quality. Those days are over because of their success. Now they're manufactured overseas, have plastic zippers, (that can't be replaced) and now they're they're just another face in the crowd. (No pun intended) I have a snowboarders jacket that I bought in 98 that is still as good as new except for a little fading. It has a shell,
down liner and fleece liner and I love it. If I wanted to replace it would cost a fortune but they still do custom orders if you're willing to pay the price.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 03, 2014 08:48AM

This is me

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 20, 2014 11:58AM

ALCON,

North Face regulations are now in effect.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 20, 2014 12:02PM

Hey that time of year again.


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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 20, 2014 12:31PM

Jack Wolfskin

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: October 20, 2014 01:55PM

I'm old skool

I wear leather! lol

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: October 20, 2014 02:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> ALCON,
>
> North Face regulations are now in effect.


So funny you mention this, pulled out my North Face jacket from the storage closet to wear on the drive over to work. I don't even fit the age bracket!

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Djdjjf ()
Date: October 20, 2014 03:17PM

I'm wearing my Kiton 3 roll 2 fall jacket in suede today.

Kiton - Il meglio del meglio piĆ¹ uno (the best of the best plus 1)

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: twEPC ()
Date: October 20, 2014 03:44PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> it just so happens that i am white and within the
> age bracket. but i cant say that i have ever worn
> one of these jackets. i might start though. they
> look pretty sharp.


Doesnt work if youre overweight

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Slobbersaurus ()
Date: October 20, 2014 03:53PM

I have a Columbia Titanium jacket that is at least 10 years old and I have never even given any thought to buying a replacement. This thing will cook you if it's over 25 outside. Im talking hardcore cold. Ive worn it in Montana when the wind chill was -50 and was toasty warm.

The only problem I have with it is the color. It's yellow and black, so I get accused of being a Steelers fan quite often.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: OWhita ()
Date: October 20, 2014 04:23PM

Function over form = White
Example: polar fleece

Form over function = black
Example: baggy jeans hangin down

Its as simple as that. Its why the white man dominates everywhere he goes. Hes just smarter.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2014 02:50PM

,,,

Blessed are the murderous.
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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 28, 2015 04:11PM

2015 bump

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: some more info. ()
Date: October 28, 2015 11:51PM

Used to wear a denali...in high school/early 2000s.

Now its arcteryx and moncler. W a side of pata and hardware.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: some more info. ()
Date: October 29, 2015 12:04AM

If anyones looking for some new gear some things ive gotten this month that i like/recommend:

Lite...
Patagonia r1 hoody
MH thermostatic hooded jacket
Arcteryx alpha fl

Med....
Patagonia r4 (discontinued but warehouse had one...replaced my decade old one at gtown store. Love this thing)


Heavy....
HH clandestine jacket
HH skagen race jacket
Marmot ouray fown jacket
MH compressor jacket

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: Buyer ()
Date: October 29, 2015 12:10AM

Back in the day. Timberland and Nortface made,
Great high qualitey products. Now they make nothing,but
Overpriced ,cheap labor SHIT. Dont waste your money.
Timberland learned the hard way. North Face is next.

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: fuck peta ()
Date: October 29, 2015 08:35AM

Leather leather leather. Leather 4 me. Animal skins keep me warmest. I like fur coats and/or accessories on occasion when it is really cold, too. Fuck peta!!

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: b6e43 ()
Date: October 29, 2015 09:03AM

buy something warm..obama is rounding up all white christians to put in fema camps so there will be homes for the illegals

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Re: ATTN: Caucasions between Ages of 22 to 50
Posted by: on the other hand ()
Date: October 29, 2015 09:18PM

Well, then, what is he doing with the black christians,b634e? Making them all convert to islam?

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