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Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 04, 2013 02:00AM

Meditation - Cat invocation for Confidence

Cat spirit, please come to me.
Help me move swiftly, help me see.
you are cleaver with hunting and seeking.
lead me to know my time and purpose
teach me self confidence and balance
show me your magic and mystery
so I can have the ability to go my own way

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 04, 2013 02:04AM

These are like, people afraid of becoming Satan worshippers so they develop this anti-Christian, nature based bullshit.

Burn them at the stake!


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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Eeshologist ()
Date: October 04, 2013 02:20AM

Are you trying to seduce Alias, eesh?

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Eeshologist ()
Date: October 04, 2013 02:26AM

I'm so sick of this Eeshologist's bullshit...

You're not an Eeshologist... You're abusing the Eeshologist title...

Fuck you...

Yours Truly,

Harry Tuttle...

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> Are you trying to seduce Alias, eesh?

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 04, 2013 02:28AM

Yeah........

What he said............

Man, my ellipses have been seriously butt-fucked............................

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: howdy ()
Date: January 20, 2014 05:17AM

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 20, 2014 05:28AM

You forgot one....



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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 20, 2014 08:32AM

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 20, 2014 08:40AM

WTF is going on here?

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Non-Wiccan ()
Date: January 20, 2014 09:38AM

I'm not crazy about trashing people based on religion - especially since the "mainstream" ones are just as weird.

But, the photo made me think about it:

I've known a lot of Wiccans. All of them were good people (if a little "unusual") but every single one of them was overweight.

WTF?

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: oyic ()
Date: January 20, 2014 10:15AM

Non-Wiccan Wrote:
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> I'm not crazy about trashing people based on
> religion - especially since the "mainstream" ones
> are just as weird.
>
> But, the photo made me think about it:
>
> I've known a lot of Wiccans. All of them were good
> people (if a little "unusual") but every single
> one of them was overweight.
>
> WTF?

I went to high school with one. She draws Social Security because she isn't mentally fit for a job. She also lives in an RV year round and spends her time taking pictures and putting curses on people. To really put the icing on the cake, she also worships Obama. Talk about weird.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Lumpy ()
Date: January 20, 2014 05:01PM

They are in tune with nature like the guy who lived with Grizzly bears and got ate up by one, there was a movie on him. Called him "Grizzly Man".

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: my goddess ()
Date: January 20, 2014 05:58PM

oyic Wrote:
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> Non-Wiccan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm not crazy about trashing people based on
> > religion - especially since the "mainstream"
> ones
> > are just as weird.
> >
> > But, the photo made me think about it:
> >
> > I've known a lot of Wiccans. All of them were
> good
> > people (if a little "unusual") but every single
> > one of them was overweight.
> >
> > WTF?
>
> I went to high school with one. She draws Social
> Security because she isn't mentally fit for a job.
> She also lives in an RV year round and spends her
> time taking pictures and putting curses on people.
> To really put the icing on the cake, she also
> worships Obama. Talk about weird.

It seems they are all cut from the same mold...I think it's a prerequisite of their "religion" to be fat. Many years ago I had to work with an obese Wiccan woman who was always going around saying, "My Goddess!" Then the day of the summer solstice came, and I think she planned on doing something naked in the woods that night. Something about Wicca must appeal to their insecurities over being fat. I don't know much about it, and I don't want to.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 20, 2014 06:39PM

I think people become Wiccan just to give the middle finger at Christianity. I knew a Wiccan girl that liked to cut herself in the moonlight. Creepy stuff.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: January 21, 2014 06:35AM

I dunno why, but I've always had a slight attraction to wiccan chicks. It must be my pagan British and Scandinavian roots trying to escape my cock.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 21, 2014 08:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I think people become Wiccan just to give the
> middle finger at Christianity. I knew a Wiccan
> girl that liked to cut herself in the moonlight.
> Creepy stuff.


Why give the middle finger to Christianity only to join with another group of batshit crazies?

At least the Wiccans in movies look hot and dance around bonfires and stuff.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: hcspsc ()
Date: January 21, 2014 09:31AM

Yucky24. Wrote:
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> I dunno why, but I've always had a slight
> attraction to wiccan chicks. It must be my pagan
> British and Scandinavian roots trying to escape my
> cock.

Date single Wiccan women:

http://www.meetwiccansingles.com/access.asp?aff_id=googleppc&aff_pg=3&aff_cp=g-c&aff_adg=meet+wiccan+singles+-+wiccan+women+-+search+_195297&aff_kw=wiccan+women&aff_src=

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Sticks & Stones ()
Date: January 21, 2014 10:59AM

a few months ago I wandered into Sticks & Stones in Main Street Center, Fairfax. bunch of fools getting "consultations" done. what a racket! i think i'll by myself a robe, shave my head, grow an occult-ish goatee, and charge some fools for "consultations".

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Christine OdOnnell ()
Date: January 21, 2014 11:13AM

One party hitched its wagon to the witchcraft agenda and thanks to that put a Democrat in the Senate. We need more rightwing witches!


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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Now my pretties ()
Date: January 21, 2014 11:17AM


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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: dweomer ()
Date: January 21, 2014 12:02PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > I think people become Wiccan just to give the
> > middle finger at Christianity. I knew a Wiccan
> > girl that liked to cut herself in the
> moonlight.
> > Creepy stuff.
>
>
> Why give the middle finger to Christianity only to
> join with another group of batshit crazies?


They are not "batshits". Wiccans regard the whole cosmos as alive, both as a whole and in all of its parts, but an organic view of the cosmos cannot be fully expressed, and lived, without the concept of the God and Goddess. There is no manifestation without polarization; so at the highest creative level, that of Divinity, the polarization must be the clearest and most powerful of all, reflecting and spreading itself through all the microcosmic levels as well.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: January 21, 2014 04:21PM

dweomer Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think people become Wiccan just to give the
> > > middle finger at Christianity. I knew a
> Wiccan
> > > girl that liked to cut herself in the
> > moonlight.
> > > Creepy stuff.
> >
> >
> > Why give the middle finger to Christianity only
> to
> > join with another group of batshit crazies?
>
>
> They are not "batshits". Wiccans regard the whole
> cosmos as alive, both as a whole and in all of its
> parts, but an organic view of the cosmos cannot be
> fully expressed, and lived, without the concept of
> the God and Goddess. There is no manifestation
> without polarization; so at the highest creative
> level, that of Divinity, the polarization must be
> the clearest and most powerful of all, reflecting
> and spreading itself through all the microcosmic
> levels as well.

Okay, Numbers, you got one on the line, now reel 'em in!

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: so obvious ()
Date: January 21, 2014 06:10PM

eesh = tomahawk = numbers = talking to yourself

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 21, 2014 06:20PM

Sticks & Stones Wrote:
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> a few months ago I wandered into Sticks & Stones
> in Main Street Center, Fairfax. bunch of fools
> getting "consultations" done. what a racket! i
> think i'll by myself a robe, shave my head, grow
> an occult-ish goatee, and charge some fools for
> "consultations".




Here's the calender from a metaphysical bookstore near me. Read some of the classes offered, and get an idea for your scam.

My favorite are the Pendulum Power Circles. lol


http://aquarianbookshop.com/calendar/



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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 21, 2014 06:27PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > I think people become Wiccan just to give the
> > middle finger at Christianity. I knew a Wiccan
> > girl that liked to cut herself in the
> moonlight.
> > Creepy stuff.
>
>
> Why give the middle finger to Christianity only to
> join with another group of batshit crazies?






Numbers, I didn't mean to get you riled up with the anti-religion views. I sincerely hope you can see one day how atheism has become a religion in and of itself, especially in the way the devotees such as yourself proselytize.

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Re: Wiccans are Fucking Weirdos
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: January 21, 2014 06:42PM

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> Numbers, I didn't mean to get you riled up with
> the anti-religion views.


Riled up?


> I sincerely hope you can
> see one day how atheism has become a religion in
> and of itself, especially in the way the devotees
> such as yourself proselytize.


I'm not devoted to anything or any group. I just don't believe in gods. Nothing more, nothing less.

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