I plan on hitting wegmans seafood department early, return home with produxt then skate upto the casino. Once I win big, I plan on shopping for automatic weaponry. Dinner will be a beautiful mixed seafood linguine.

What casino? The nearest one is Charlestown, which now has game tables as well as slots and dog or cougar racing or whatever the fuck animal racing. Good luck to you.

Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> What casino? The nearest one is Charlestown,
> which now has game tables as well as slots and dog
> or cougar racing or whatever the fuck animal
> racing. Good luck to you.

I play 21. I have to support my drinking habits somehow, right?

You are such a pretentious douchebag.

Blessed are the murderous.

JBass Wrote:
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> Mr Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> > What casino? The nearest one is Charlestown,
> > which now has game tables as well as slots and
> dog
> > or cougar racing or whatever the fuck animal
> > racing. Good luck to you.
>
> I play 21. I have to support my drinking habits
> somehow, right

Well, in my limited casino experience, the drinks are free. So drinking and gambling is fun and also dangerous. Blackjack has been very hard on me. I have lost more money at blackjack than any other casino mechanism. I have made better wins at slots.

I hear that the lowest house advantage game is craps, but fuck if I know how to play it.

one time when I was a young man a black man threatened to punch me and I got so upset that I ended up driing around for hours and hours and eventually ended up in Charlstown West Virginia and found my way back somehow.

What pisses you off more eesh, that Im pretentious or successful?

JBass Wrote:
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> What pisses you off more eesh, that Im pretentious
> or successful?




You are a mechanic that had a failed work at home business. Now, to compensate, you come on the internet and claim to drive a Jaguar, and support your drinking habits by playing blackjack. Oh yeah, you claim to have been a Ranger, yet your knowledge of the military is based off of playing Call of Duty.


'nuff said.

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> What pisses you off more eesh, that Im pretentious
> or successful?

Blessed are the murderous.
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So you are awake, eesh. Nice. Kudos.

Stop dis gay shit already

Charles Town is sorta lame. Do they still have those outrageous table minimums? There were some wild stories floating around last year about $200 minimums and people waiting in line for hours at the tables. It was actually pretty funny, not sure if things have settled down out there yet.

And what do you mean by "I play 21"? I'm guessin you're talking about "Blackjack". Or have the "Hollywood casino" geniuses renamed the game so that typical West Virginia gamblers can understand the rules?

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Charles Town is sorta lame. Do they still have
> those outrageous table minimums? There were some
> wild stories floating around last year about $200
> minimums and people waiting in line for hours at
> the tables. It was actually pretty funny, not
> sure if things have settled down out there yet.
>
> And what do you mean by "I play 21"? I'm guessin
> you're talking about "Blackjack". Or have the
> "Hollywood casino" geniuses renamed the game so
> that typical West Virginia gamblers can understand
> the rules?


Most of them probably can't count to 21. The game is now called "5".

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Asked how many relatives they have had sex with the hillbilly answered 21

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Most of them probably can't count to 21. The game
> is now called "5".



House pays 3:2 on blackjack. 2:1 if your dealer's a local. Much easier for cipherin'.

who saves other men's pics?
he probably saved G.T of Lake Brad's flaccid dick pics