I saw this awesome porno one time when I was a boy. It was called "Boobtown". It has a picture of some sexy women on the cover and there are some boob-shaped buildings in the background. I came across the cover for the VHS cassette about a year ago in the shop and secretly kept it for myself while doing the inventory. Unfortunately, we were sold out of the actual tape. I have the VHS box cover.....now I need the tape. I like to watch Boobtown again. Can anyone help me out
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nothing?

There is a site that sell all kind of old shit, it's called "Something Weird" video. They have old porn like Buckey Beaver stuff.

I saved another VHS cover for a porno called "Fatliners". It's a play on "Flatliners". It has fat girls in it.

how about some action in this thread?

WTF is a VHS

You can find that VHS at www.fuckoff.net

I have that tape Wrote:
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> You can find that VHS at www.fuckoff.net


nothing on that link that is the VHS

I think I might have a copy on BetaMax. I could sell you my Sony BetaMax player and the video for the right price. How much you willing to pay?

I'm not going to let this one leave Page 1, so help me

Here you go...

http://extratorrent.com/torrent/2313409/VCA+-+Boobtown+%281995%29.html

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Here you go...
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> http://extratorrent.com/torrent/2313409/VCA+-+Boob
> town+%281995%29.html


dude, I need the VHS CASSETTE. It's not just about watching a two-decade old porno......it's about nostalgia. I need the tape.


also looking for a copy of "Heinfeld" complete with box.

I got one, in my collection, stars alot of old 70s Porn Stars. I'll sell it to you, maybe we can meet someplace, some parking lot, for the transaction. I know your going to enjoy this tape a lot.

Try this... Looks like you can order it here.
http://moviesbymail.com/catalog/product_info.php/products_id/34194/Welcome_To_Boobtown__VHS_/1

Signatures are for fags

tuttles you are so gay. why would you sit there and search for this tape for this moron. He can use fucking google himself. Tuttles you are a tool. I hope mis sucks your dick for all these favors you do for him.

brother of eesh

Anything you want me to help you with?

eshhhhh Wrote:
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> tuttles you are so gay. why would you sit there
> and search for this tape for this moron. He can
> use fucking google himself. Tuttles you are a
> tool. I hope mis sucks your dick for all these
> favors you do for him.

Signatures are for fags

Yes you can help me by licking my nutsack and asshole tonight.What parking lot do you want to meet at and NO im not buying you dinner first.

brother of eesh

This convo is beyong gay....I dont have words.

Well? Deal or what? Remember it has Tom Bryon and TT Boy in it. If you agree to this transaction, you're going to work for this tape and earn it!!!!!! Let me know, ASAP!!!!!!

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> Well? Deal or what? Remember it has Tom Bryon
> and TT Boy in it. If you agree to this
> transaction, you're going to work for this tape
> and earn it!!!!!! Let me know, ASAP!!!!!!


what's your number.


register first, then PMS me. I'll meet you behind the Wendy's on Clarendon road in Arlington. PMS me. I'll tell you when to be there.


are you sure it has TT Boy in it?

no TT Boy, no deal.

I thought you fellas might enjoy the synopsis provided for Boobtown:



Stock #: 34194 / 0

Welcome To Boobtown Adult VHS Description:
Steven St. Croix has the gorgeous Taylor Hayes for a girlfriend--but he's still not happy? Insane, you say? Certainly, but that's what happens when a man can't get the image of huge, bouncing breasts out of his mind. Fortunately for Steve, he meets up with a man of dubious magical powers (Tom Byron) who gives him a very special pair of sunglasses. Once on, the glasses transport Steve to a miraculous land of massive mammaries--and the gorgeous chicks attached to them. You know the old saying, Watch what you wish for-- you might just get it? Yeah, well Steve gets his wish--in more ways than one!

In Stock: No
Running time : 110 Minutes

Genre: Boobs

Studio : VCA

Welcome To Boobtown Adult VHS Starring:
Whitney Wonders Holly Body
Brittany Andrews Crystal Gold
Taylor Hayes Steven St. Croix
TT Boy Tom Byron























Genre:..............................................Boobs.


liking it

"You know the old saying, Watch what you wish for-- you might just get it? Yeah, well Steve gets his wish--in more ways than one! "






yeah, you know that old saying? You might just get it? You always don't get what you want? But if you sometimes try, you might get what it is you need?

--he's still not happy? Insane, you say?

interestingly enough, when I searched for the cover art for "Heinfeld", I got this instead:
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and it was indeed linked to none other this thread, by Mr. Misery, on FairfaxUnderground.com:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?40,335610,335610,quote=1

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

I've been looking for a copy of Heinfeld for a long, long time.

greatest porno parody of all time.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

It was pointed out to me on many occasions that videos categorized "Mature" are not always "MILF" videos. But "MILF" videos are usually also "Mature" videos.

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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> "You know the old saying, Watch what you wish
> for-- you might just get it? Yeah, well Steve gets
> his wish--in more ways than one! "

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I knew someone who wrote copy for the back of VHS porn boxes.

And I knew another guy who wrote porn scripts, notably "Stiff Competition."

And a couple of guys who worked at LFP.

Don't know whatever happened to those guys (except for one of them, whose first book was published by Little, Brown... quite a coup).

IRL Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > "You know the old saying, Watch what you wish
> > for-- you might just get it? Yeah, well Steve
> gets
> > his wish--in more ways than one! "
>
> A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I knew
> someone who wrote copy for the back of VHS porn
> boxes.
>
> And I knew another guy who wrote porn scripts,
> notably "Stiff Competition."
>
> And a couple of guys who worked at LFP.
>
> Don't know whatever happened to those guys (except
> for one of them, whose first book was published by
> Little, Brown... quite a coup).


can you hook me up? I want to write copy for porno boxes in the worst way. That is the COOLEST thing I have ever heard of a person doing. I'm not even kidding, at all. I would LOVE to do something like that. I would love to write porno scripts, or copy, or do the design or artwork for porno DVD packaging. Seriously, if you know anyone in the biz.........I want in, dude.

that would be my dream job

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is Buttman hiring?

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

I would love to work for Lexington Steele

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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> can you hook me up? I want to write copy for porno
> boxes in the worst way. That is the COOLEST thing
> I have ever heard of a person doing. I'm not even
> kidding, at all. I would LOVE to do something like
> that. I would love to write porno scripts, or
> copy, or do the design or artwork for porno DVD
> packaging. Seriously, if you know anyone in the
> biz.........I want in, dude.


The dude who wrote copy is long gone from that job. I haven't stayed in touch with him, or any of those guys.

The higher you go up on the ladder - such as scriptwriting - the harder it gets.

Back in the day, they were always hiring at LFP. They also publish (or used to publish, I haven't kept track) straight magazines, like some rock magazine I can't remember the name of. (Oh yeah, it was "RIP". I don't know if it's still in print. I heard a lot of stories about this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonn_Friend, who may or may not have moved on from LFP, I can't be arsed to read his longwinded bio).

If you check out the masthead of the LFP publications you're interested in, and sent samples, a cover letter and resume to the relevant people, you might get lucky. Professional and sober-minded works better than trying to be cute.

A quick search suggests this might be a another resource for getting your foot, or other member, in the door:

http://www.freelancer.com/work/porn-graphic-design-jobs/

and:

http://www.freelancer.com/info/lookingforwork.php

If you dig around on the web, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a discussion board for people who work behind the scenes in the porn biz - graphic artists, copywriters, etc.

That's all I got.

aww, I'm too stupid to do all that.



I like to work for someone sometime who sells razor blades in apples, tho. Advertising is the most despicable invention men have ever thought up. I believe that.

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