I am serious here. Who likes me here? I've tried to be courteous and cordial. Who would like to invite me for dinner?

You can come over. Ill make you some mutton and greens. Ill throw in a hamhock for you as well. jello for dessert.

Kittie Wrote:
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> You can come over. Ill make you some mutton and
> greens. Ill throw in a hamhock for you as well.
> jello for dessert.

Oh Kittie I am charmed. Thank you for the warm response. I am lactose intolerant so could you prepare the meal with that in mind please? I appreciate the invite. Would Wednesday night at 7:44pm work for you?

Sincerely,
Mr. Orgasm bump

There are two unique posters in this thread.

I have yoga on Wed. Lets do Thursday @ 7:44 pm if that will work for you.
I will not have any cheese or milk for your dinner. Are you a green or red jello man?


Here is my address:

Kitties Korner
3340 Woodburn Road, Annandale, Virginia 22003

XOXO,

kit

Thank you Kittie,

I am saddened that Wednesday will not work out. I've now inserted your address into my GPS machine. I will shoot for Thursday and will leave my house in Merrifield at 7:29:34 pm. I prefer jello that is dark in color. The light stuff runs through me too fast.

Please confirm my post and I look forward to dinner. Can we watch a movie afterwards? Romcom is my bag, you?

Orgasm,


Ill add black cherry jello to my shopping list. Of course we can watch a movie. I have an extensive rom com movie collection. We can watch:

Ten things I hate about you
Never been kissed
Love Actually
When harry Met Sally
All Mandy Moore movies

XoXo,

Kit Kat



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not bad.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

Kittie Wrote:
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> Orgasm,
>
>
> Ill add black cherry jello to my shopping list. Of
> course we can watch a movie. I have an extensive
> rom com movie collection. We can watch:
>
> Ten things I hate about you
> Never been kissed
> Love Actually
> When harry Met Sally
> All Mandy Moore movies
>
> XoXo,
>
> Kit Kat

Thank you Kit. (can I call you Kit?)

My eyes cannot stay dry when I watch the Mandy Moore movie where she is dying but doesn't tell her high school boyfriend until late in the movie. Do you have that flick. If not I could stop by a blockbuster if I can find one that hasn't gone out of business and maybe they could steer me to it.

I am alergic to cherries so please could you change the flavor of jello desert. I have circled Thursday on my calendar. I cannot wait and my heart is skipping thinking about our date. he he.

Thank you
Mr. Orgasm bump

pretty good bit. rats off to ya

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

Hank Moody Wrote:
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> There are two unique posters in this thread.


That was true after you posted, rite?

 

Yes, you can call me Kit. Afterall all my friends call me that. And we are friends.

"A Walk to Remember" is a classic. Yes I have that on DVD. I own all her movies. She (MANDY) is my idol.

This jello is problemlatic. I have to return the 3 boxes of dark cherry I just bought from Harris Teeter. How about vanilla pudding? I will sub. the milk with Soy milk.

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Hank Moody Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There are two unique posters in this thread.
>
>
> That was true after you posted, rite?

Exactly.

Kittie Wrote:
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> Yes, you can call me Kit. Afterall all my friends
> call me that. And we are friends.
>
> "A Walk to Remember" is a classic. Yes I have that
> on DVD. I own all her movies. She (MANDY) is my
> idol.
>
> This jello is problemlatic. I have to return the 3
> boxes of dark cherry I just bought from Harris
> Teeter. How about vanilla pudding? I will sub. the
> milk with Soy milk.

Kit,
Vanilla pudding will work fine. Please avoid the low calorie stuff. Also do you have any Oreo cookies?

Org,


I have double stuffed oreos. Would like them with the pudding?

I was thinking of something more intimate actually.

But yes the pudding will work too. I've been thinking about Thursday all day and the clock can't move fast enough.

Misery you are a faggot. Kittie hes going to try to doublestuff your ass

brother of eesh

eshhhhh Wrote:
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> Misery you are a faggot. Kittie hes going to try
> to doublestuff your ass


I don't know you.

But.. You are highly disrespectful in your tone. Please appologize to Kit for that beyond disgusting reference to double penetration in her anus. God what a sicko!

Kittie Wrote:
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> You can come over. Ill make you some mutton and
> greens. Ill throw in a hamhock for you as well.
> jello for dessert.


Kittie...you are so obviously Alias.

You tried to rape me asshole. You trued to stick stick two dongs in my ass mis. I ran for my life that night. you promised to sell me your stamp collection but it was a set up for ass rape

brother of eesh

eshhhhh Wrote:
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> You tried to rape me asshole. You trued to stick
> stick two dongs in my ass mis. I ran for my life
> that night. you promised to sell me your stamp
> collection but it was a set up for ass rape


I've got to stand up for Misery here. He would never resort to such behavior over a facking stamp collection. How about instead I take your brother hostage. I will tie him up in my basement. Then I will cunningly lure you in to save him. It will be like Home Alone with lots of elaborate traps. In the end I will put an apple in your mouth and give you an ass raping.

Bwhahahahah this thread is funny as fuck

Kit,

I was at the Macy's cologne counter today asking for help. I'm planning on wearing some. I wanted to make sure you are into this kind of thing? I'm not going to put so much on that you taste it when I'm near you, just spray a mist in front of me and walk into it. Do you have any input?

Gucci by Gucci mens please. I do fancy Old Spice and Axe as well.

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> Gucci by Gucci mens please. I do fancy Old Spice
> and Axe as well.


Okay great. I do use axe body wash currently. Maybe I'll surprise you with the Gucci. Thanks Kit.

What about Sex Panther?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

is mr.orgasm new?

Kittie Wrote:
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> She (MANDY) is my idol.

Pfft.

SCRAM Hater.


obvious is obvious Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
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> > She (MANDY) is my idol.
>
> Pfft.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&cp=46&gs_id=2&xhr=t&q=3340+Woodburn+Road,+Annandale,+Virginia+22003&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&site=&source=hp&pbx=1&oq=3340+Woodburn+Road,+Annandale,+Virginia+22003+&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=9161e2c00f8072b6&biw=1024&bih=567

Just misery talking to himself.. Nothing to see here

Kittie,

It has been brought to my attention through a google link that the addresss you gave me is for Mental health services. Please tell me there is a typo in your address. If you can imagine, thoughts are racing through my head right now. I need you to clarify this right away. Our date is just hours away.

Mr. Orgasm bump Wrote:
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> I am serious here. Who likes me here? I've tried
> to be courteous and cordial. Who would like to
> invite me for dinner?
Attachments:

nothing?

God damn fake Kittie bump