Can I join the Obama administration WITHOUT a felony conviction

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Can I join the Obama administration WITHOUT a felony conviction

Posted by: BinLadenBounce ()

Date: October 29, 2011 02:16PM

I need a job and I'd like to work at the White House but I have a shred of ethics and morals left (in my big toe I think). Can I still (or is it steal) get a job with this corrupt and immoral administration?

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Re: Can I join the Obama administration WITHOUT a felony conviction

Posted by: He's Delusional ()

Date: October 29, 2011 03:18PM

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Can I join the Obama administration WITHOUT a felony conviction

Nope. Unfortunately, you can't. Also, you must follow the other mandatory requirements:

> At least two years' experienced working with Acorn.

> Must have attended at least on of Joe Biden's camps "how to win a fight through verbal assault."

> Must have attended on of Rohm Immanuel's conferences on using intimidation to get what you want in life.

Once those three requirements have been met, plus your felony conviction, you will be ready to work for president Obama.

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