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Old lady said "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"
Posted by: SFB ()
Date: September 19, 2013 07:58PM

So I fucked her twice and then I slapped her.

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Re: Old lady said "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: September 19, 2013 08:17PM

The 80's called.....they want their joke back

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Re: Old lady said "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay ()
Date: September 19, 2013 08:56PM

Heyyyyyyyyyyy.......heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! You fuck! What the fuck? That's my joke you fucking bastard! I'm flattered that you fucking posted it but, give me some fucking credit you fuck!

Your old lady? Yeah...she lives in a shoe, you fuck. She had so many kids...her uterus fell out! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Re: Old lady said "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"
Posted by: Diceman ()
Date: September 21, 2013 08:40PM

I'm ova here now



Andrew Dice Clay Wrote:
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> Heyyyyyyyyyyy.......heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! You fuck!
> What the fuck? That's my joke you fucking bastard!
> I'm flattered that you fucking posted it but, give
> me some fucking credit you fuck!
>
> Your old lady? Yeah...she lives in a shoe, you
> fuck. She had so many kids...her uterus fell out!
> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Re: Old lady said "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt"
Posted by: Dice gets around ()
Date: September 21, 2013 08:49PM


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