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I visited Maryland today
Posted by: brad! ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:30PM

I had to go to Bethesda. It is not in Virginia. It is in Maryland. I had to drive Toyota Corolla across Potomac. Maryland is not Virginia. Many more black people. may more police cars.

I'm glad to be back in Virginia.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:33PM

Visit Hustler in Baltimore. I love it there.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: welcome to my world ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:33PM

Been working in Gaithersburg for a while, really strange place.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Urban Studies C201 ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:43PM

I have a philosophy that there are noticably more negroes in Maryland than in Virginia because many generations ago, the negroes were eager to leave Virginia for the freedom Mayland had to offer. Four or five generations later, most people stay close to where they grew up and the negroes stay in Maryland.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Road-Musings ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:44PM

Urban Studies C201 Wrote:
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> I have a philosophy that there are noticably more
> negroes in Maryland than in Virginia because many
> generations ago, the negroes were eager to leave
> Virginia for the freedom Mayland had to offer.
> Four or five generations later, most people stay
> close to where they grew up and the negroes stay
> in Maryland.


Fun fact: Maryland has the largest population of black folks outside of the deep south. About a third of the population is black. Virginia is around 20%.

That's one of the reasons Maryland is much more Democratic than Virginia.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Escalade owner ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:46PM

welfare benefits are much more generous in maryland

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: NAAASTY! ()
Date: September 18, 2013 09:51PM

Don't complain about Bethesda or Gaithersburg. Would you rather be in PG County or down by Waldorf? NAAASTY!

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Baltimore City - Murder Capital ()
Date: September 18, 2013 10:13PM

NAAASTY! Wrote:
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> Don't complain about Bethesda or Gaithersburg.
> Would you rather be in PG County or down by
> Waldorf? NAAASTY!

Don't talk to me about Waldorf being shitty.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: !@#$RTYUIOOOOOOOO ()
Date: September 18, 2013 10:25PM

Waldorf is the dark continent

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: No Way Jose ()
Date: September 18, 2013 11:32PM

Escalade owner Wrote:
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> welfare benefits are much more generous in
> maryland


Don't forget it's Dreamer friendly, too.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: GvHPw ()
Date: September 19, 2013 12:47AM

Road-Musings Wrote:
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> Urban Studies C201 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a philosophy that there are noticably
> more
> > negroes in Maryland than in Virginia because
> many
> > generations ago, the negroes were eager to
> leave
> > Virginia for the freedom Mayland had to offer.
> > Four or five generations later, most people
> stay
> > close to where they grew up and the negroes
> stay
> > in Maryland.
>
>
> Fun fact: Maryland has the largest population of
> black folks outside of the deep south. About a
> third of the population is black. Virginia is
> around 20%.
>
> That's one of the reasons Maryland is much more
> Democratic than Virginia.


The river has a lot to do with it.

DC spills over into MD more.

Can't do that to our side.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: From Da Hood -- The Original ()
Date: September 19, 2013 04:42AM

Road-Musings Wrote:
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>
> Fun fact: Maryland has the largest population of
> black folks outside of the deep south. About a
> third of the population is black. Virginia is
> around 20%.
>
> That's one of the reasons Maryland is much more
> Democratic than Virginia.


Also, there's a heavy Jewish population in MoCo. Also, lean more Democrat.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: u9bNb ()
Date: September 19, 2013 06:20AM

Bethesda is not representative of Maryland as a whole. It is a bit yuppie.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: September 19, 2013 07:18AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Visit Hustler in Baltimore. I love it there.


Is that on the "Strip" ie. E. Baltimore Street? If so, that whole block is hilarious. Who knows, maybe Governors O'Malley and Perry from Texas are drinking a few over there.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: VABOIBOI ()
Date: September 19, 2013 07:40AM

Other than Potomac, Chevy Chase, and Bethesda, everything about Maryland sucks balls. One run down shitty place after another.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: September 19, 2013 07:42AM

VABOIBOI Wrote:
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> Other than Potomac, Chevy Chase, and Bethesda,
> everything about Maryland sucks balls. One run
> down shitty place after another.


Actually Western Maryland is pretty sweet, although for visiting only, due to how poor it is up in that part. Deep Creek Lake, Wisp Ski resort are good spots.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: September 19, 2013 08:31AM

The country part of Maryland is pretty nice. If you go North up route 15 it's all farms, farm stands and barbeque places.

The urban areas of any state are usually shitholes.

I will concede that Maryland drivers seem to be collectively clueless.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: YFW9G ()
Date: September 19, 2013 04:54PM

The only benefit to MD I can see is rents are cheaper (you can actually find <$1000/mo apartments <5 miles outside DC)...but then again it's who you live with...

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: September 19, 2013 05:08PM

YFW9G Wrote:
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> The only benefit to MD I can see is rents are
> cheaper (you can actually find <$1000/mo
> apartments <5 miles outside DC)...but then again
> it's who you live with...


Then add taxes as well. A lot higher.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Itchy crotch ()
Date: September 19, 2013 05:25PM

Maryland has crabs, but then so does Amber down on the corner.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: September 19, 2013 06:03PM

Itchy crotch Wrote:
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> Maryland has crabs, but then so does Amber down on
> the corner.


The ones from the $2 hooker are cheaper though, just sayin.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Hilda Mae Snoops ()
Date: September 19, 2013 07:10PM

brad! Wrote:
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> I had to go to Bethesda. It is not in Virginia.
> It is in Maryland. I had to drive Toyota Corolla
> across Potomac. Maryland is not Virginia. Many
> more black people. may more police cars.
>
> I'm glad to be back in Virginia.

Maryland isn't done with you yet. In about two weeks your speeding tickets will start arriving. Thanks, Martin.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: September 19, 2013 09:47PM

I had to drive through MD today from Deleware. As soon as you cross the border it's shitty drivers everywhere

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 20, 2013 02:08AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> I had to drive through MD today from Deleware. As
> soon as you cross the border it's shitty drivers
> everywhere

It's all those drive-thru liquor stores.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 20, 2013 02:28AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had to drive through MD today from Deleware.
> As
> > soon as you cross the border it's shitty
> drivers
> > everywhere
>
> It's all those drive-thru liquor stores.

You know you're in Maryland when you see drive-thru liquor stores.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 20, 2013 02:50AM

RoadMusings_ Wrote:
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>
> You know you're in Maryland when you see
> drive-thru liquor stores.

It's like knowing you're in New Jersey when you see smokestacks and tollbooths.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 20, 2013 03:07AM

Alias Wrote:
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> RoadMusings_ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > You know you're in Maryland when you see
> > drive-thru liquor stores.
>
> It's like knowing you're in New Jersey when you
> see smokestacks and tollbooths.

Haha. The NJ welcome sign should be changed to "Welcome to NJ - TOLLS AHEAD".

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: just me ()
Date: September 20, 2013 11:16AM

There are some nice parts in Maryland. Despite the fact that BEH thinks all Marylanders are Hillbillies.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2013 02:14AM

There are lots of nice places in New Jersey, too... beautiful, actually.

But, if I ever moved to New Jersey, I don't think I could admit to living there.

I don't like the name, New Jersey. New Jerrrsey..

Where do you live? I live in New Jerrrsey..... it's like a nightmare.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 21, 2013 02:52AM

Alias Wrote:
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> There are lots of nice places in New Jersey,
> too... beautiful, actually.
>
> But, if I ever moved to New Jersey, I don't think
> I could admit to living there.
>
> I don't like the name, New Jersey. New Jerrrsey..
>
>
> Where do you live? I live in New Jerrrsey.....
> it's like a nightmare.

The biggest problem with living in New Jersey is that you are in New Jersey.

There are a lot of nice areas. I've often thought NJ is one of the most segregated places around. You have either bonecrushing poverty or little Arlington-esque villages (OK not quite to that level..).

The cities are worse than the worst urban area in Virginia while the suburbs are pretty decent.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:12AM

NJ can be beautiful. Monmouth County is nice, I visited Red Bank, those small towns are really nice.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Liberal Logic 28 ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:23AM

Urban Studies C201 Wrote:
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> I have a philosophy that there are noticably more
> negroes in Maryland than in Virginia because many
> generations ago, the negroes were eager to leave
> Virginia for the freedom Mayland had to offer.
> Four or five generations later, most people stay
> close to where they grew up and the negroes stay
> in Maryland.


Freedom Maryland had to offer? It was a slave state when the Civil War started. Slavery ended in both states about the same time.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:32AM

eesh Wrote:
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> NJ can be beautiful. Monmouth County is nice, I
> visited Red Bank, those small towns are really
> nice.

I actually like New Jersey... but having those yellow Jersey plates on my car... tough one.

It's an irrational prejudice.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:36AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NJ can be beautiful. Monmouth County is nice, I
> > visited Red Bank, those small towns are really
> > nice.
>
> I actually like New Jersey... but having those
> yellow Jersey plates on my car... tough one.
>
> It's an irrational prejudice.

The old ones were even worse. Black if I recall (no I think that was Delaware). Blue with like white uppercase text.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2013 04:03AM

yeah, blue.... I remember those.

They're really not that bad.... it's me.

I think the problem stems from my early childhood.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2013 04:04AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> I think the problem stems from my early childhood.




Were you abused?

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: September 21, 2013 04:30AM

eesh Wrote:
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> NJ can be beautiful. Monmouth County is nice, I
> visited Red Bank, those small towns are really
> nice.


Cape May is off the hook.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2013 02:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > I think the problem stems from my early
> childhood.
>
>
>
>
> Were you abused?

Nope, not at all. I was surrounded by laughter and love.

I don't even remember being spanked. Somehow, my parents were able to stop bad behavior with one look..... from my father.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 21, 2013 02:54PM

Tough One Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NJ can be beautiful. Monmouth County is nice, I
> > visited Red Bank, those small towns are really
> > nice.
>
>
> Cape May is off the hook.


I love Cape May.... spent a week there in July, in a big, beautiful old house with a wrap around porch, where I would often sit and drink too much wine.... while reading a book, so I would look intellectual.

One evening, I almost fell off the porch while bending over to cut some purple hydrangeas for the dinner table... oops... I'm fine, I'm fine..

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:54PM

is that brad ass ?

i talked to him once on the internet i got him totally pissed

i told him he had no right to threaten me for my opinion. that i was sticking with it for good reasons

hope that didn't fuel his war agaisnt hillary !

no. actually i hope it DID.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2013 03:55PM by svennestle.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:54PM

absolutely totally true story

not un-coincidentally i totally failed my internet ediquite test

but i got an A in net neurtrality. unfortunately i was invaded by facists. fucking facists!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/21/2013 03:56PM by svennestle.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: svennestle ()
Date: September 21, 2013 03:59PM

yea we all know MD is a haven for immigrants so corrupt pepco and gov workers can get low cost labor using tax money , then they gamble and go to the beach

don't drive a carolla there: they love that car

they'll tow it no matter where you parked.

you'll never get the f'ing thing back. they'll bill you for stealing your car. fucking facists

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Virginiademographics ()
Date: September 21, 2013 08:49PM

brad! Wrote:
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> I had to go to Bethesda. It is not in Virginia.
> It is in Maryland. I had to drive Toyota Corolla
> across Potomac. Maryland is not Virginia. Many
> more black people. may more police cars.
>
> I'm glad to be back in Virginia.


Actually, Virginia has twice as many blacks as Maryland. With the exception of the large cities in Maryland. Some counties in Virginia that are rural are almost 40% black.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2013 08:52PM

Nothing in Virginia is as close as rough as Baltimore. Only SE DC is more dangerous than Baltimore.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 21, 2013 08:59PM

Virginiademographics Wrote:
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> Actually, Virginia has twice as many blacks as
> Maryland. With the exception of the large cities
> in Maryland. Some counties in Virginia that are
> rural are almost 40% black.

Not true. Blacks represent a large portion of the population in Maryland in both raw numbers (albeit narrowly) and by percentage (significantly)

As of the 2012 estimate, Virginia is 19.7% black, which yields a rounded estimate of approximately 1,612,616 black folks.

For Maryland the stats would be 30.0% black, or a rounded 1,765,369.

Virginia may have more "black counties", as blacks in Maryland are heavily concentrated in Prince George's County and Baltimore City.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: No contest ()
Date: September 21, 2013 09:13PM

Virginia has Meade. Maryland doesnt.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Liberal Logic 28 ()
Date: September 21, 2013 09:42PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Nothing in Virginia is as close as rough as
> Baltimore. Only SE DC is more dangerous than
> Baltimore.


SE DC versus parts of Baltimore is debatable for more dangerous. Though at least in Baltimore Hopkins probably isnt to far away when you get shot, DC traffic could take forever to get to the ER

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: FfxU Literary Club ()
Date: September 22, 2013 03:09AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Tough One Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > NJ can be beautiful. Monmouth County is nice,
> I
> > > visited Red Bank, those small towns are
> really
> > > nice.
> >
> >
> > Cape May is off the hook.
>
>
> I love Cape May.... spent a week there in July,
> in a big, beautiful old house with a wrap around
> porch, where I would often sit and drink too much
> wine.... while reading a book, so I would look
> intellectual.
>
> One evening, I almost fell off the porch while
> bending over to cut some purple hydrangeas for the
> dinner table... oops... I'm fine, I'm fine..


What book?

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2013 04:07AM

FfxU Literary Club Wrote:
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> What book?

It was a book on global warming and the long-term effects on the sadomasochistic proclivities of the homosexual male..... fascinating.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 22, 2013 04:12AM

Alias Wrote:
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> FfxU Literary Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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>
> > What book?
>
> It was a book on global warming and the long-term
> effects on the sadomasochistic proclivities of the
> homosexual male..... fascinating.

Was it endorsed by the Goreacle?

http://web.archive.org/web/20071215091745/http://www.goracle.org/

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 22, 2013 04:27AM

RoadMusings_ Wrote:
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> Was it endorsed by the Goreacle?

I don't know...

I picked it up at a local 5&10 in Cape May. The store had wooden floors and everything.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Freddie ()
Date: September 22, 2013 09:56AM

I went to a computer store in Gaithersburg and they still sell AGP video cards there. I was looking for a SATA cable and he asked what kind of computer I had and I said a Dell XPS 8500 and he was like, oh wow. I guess they're used to working on old POS poor people computers.

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: RoadMusings_ ()
Date: September 22, 2013 06:34PM

Freddie Wrote:
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> I went to a computer store in Gaithersburg and
> they still sell AGP video cards there. I was
> looking for a SATA cable and he asked what kind of
> computer I had and I said a Dell XPS 8500 and he
> was like, oh wow. I guess they're used to working
> on old POS poor people computers.

SATA cables are old now? As opposed to what, SAS?

Ahh AGP. You gave us many fine memories.

FWIW, the Radeon HD 3850 and HD 4670 are the best cards you can get in AGP. For some reason, manufacturers continued to invest in AGP long after it was dead. Probably because it's fairly trivial to do. You just need an AGP-PCIe bridge chip, which have been commonplace since 2004.

Believe it or not, they still make new PCI cards. Now that's old!

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: September 23, 2013 08:03PM

I've recently moved to MD.

The roads are nicer to compensate for the completely idiot drivers that plauge this area.

Besides that. Less old growth trees, less strict zoning. More taxes and benefits and more buisness, but it sucks compared to VA

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr. ()
Date: September 23, 2013 08:08PM

Atom Wrote:
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> I've recently moved to MD.
>
> The roads are nicer to compensate for the
> completely idiot drivers that plauge this area.
>
> Besides that. Less old growth trees, less strict
> zoning. More taxes and benefits and more
> buisness, but it sucks compared to VA

Why didn't you live there in 2006 or 10?

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Re: I visited Maryland today
Posted by: asdfdasasd ()
Date: September 24, 2013 06:07PM

Outside the Food Lion in Gaithersburg today.
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