Why I'm voting for Osama, the Messiah, the AntiChrist
Date: November 02, 2008 10:28AM
Hey boys & girls, I want to tell you why I'm voting for Barrack Hussein Osama. But I also want to welcome Vincent, Weeper, and THEmental.
1. I want to stick it to those evil corporations that EARN all those profits. How dare they. And what good are they, they only create jobs for the people. But the worst part is they make the government look so bad. These guys have to actually work at earning their money, and turn a profit. But not the government, all they have to do is raise taxes, and who the hell cares about making ends meet.
2. Speaking of taxes, a big thanks to Uncle Joe for letting us know we can buy our patriotism. How many of you knew this? I sure hope we can all become the best patriots money can buy,
3. Again back to Uncle Joe, I can't wait for this big 'test'. I'm so excited, almost like Christmas morning. And as an added bonus, we get to anticipate Osama's response. What could it possibly be? I don't know about you, but this is worth my vote all by itself.
4. Osama will bring us peace through diplomacy no matter what happens to us. If Neville Chamberlain can do it you know Osama can do it.
5. On the subject of 'peace in our time' lets talk about Barney Frank. He wants to cut defense spending by 25%. Hell with America's version of Chamberlain as president, we don't even need a defense budget. As a side note, I was very worried when I heard that the director of Deep Throat had died. I thought it was Barney Frank. Imagine my delight when I found out he wasn't the director, he simply demonstrated to Linda Lovelace how to perform the act. Now I hear he will soon be the spokesman for overstock.com, also known as the Big O.
6. Back to Uncle Joe. I want him to be VP because just has a habit of making everyone around him seem like a genius. Stand up Chuck, I created that 3 letter word (JOBS), for you to earn money so we can tax you even more.
7. I also want to punish all those corporations that moved parts or all of their operations overseas. How arrogant of them to try to get around all the regulations the government has passed. If the government didn't pass ALL those regulations, they would have a very hard time of justifying their existence.
8. As a last reason I will vote for Barrack Hussein Osama, I want to update the White House from cable, to satellite. I heard he can get Directv on one and the Dish Network on the other.
Has anyone else heard this?
I know this is long, but there are just so many wonderful things about the Osama/Liebermen ticket. I thank you for your time and on Wednesday remember the Democraptic motto, vote early, vote often.