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Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
Voter
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Date: November 01, 2008 05:04PM
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
Voter
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Date: November 01, 2008 05:12PM
THAT, is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Some of my favorites (paraphrasing):
Sarkozy: I'd love to go hunting with you, we could shoot things from the plane. Killing animals is so much fun! Ha ha ha ha.
Palin: Laughs
Sarkozy: I really loved that documentary that Fox News made about you. You know, Hustler's Nailin' Palin? That was really edgy.
Palin: Oh good, good.
Sarkozy: My wife is so hot in the bed.
Palin: You really added a lot of energy to the country with her.
Good lord. She didn't even seem suspicious.
Sarkozy: I'd love to go hunting with you, we could shoot things from the plane. Killing animals is so much fun! Ha ha ha ha.
Palin: Laughs
Sarkozy: I really loved that documentary that Fox News made about you. You know, Hustler's Nailin' Palin? That was really edgy.
Palin: Oh good, good.
Sarkozy: My wife is so hot in the bed.
Palin: You really added a lot of energy to the country with her.
Good lord. She didn't even seem suspicious.
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
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Voter
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Date: November 01, 2008 05:25PM
Apparently, that site is getting a lot of traffic now so I'm uploading the file here. This is an mp3 of Sarah Palin getting punk'd by a Canadian comedian team. It's a must hear.
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Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: November 01, 2008 05:25PM
LOL, that's fucking unbelievable!
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
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Date: November 01, 2008 08:06PM
Even the idiot psychics who used to get interviewed by Don & Mike could figure out they were being set-up. I really believe that she had absolutely no idea that she wasn't speaking with Sarkozy until the guy said he was from a radio station. This is really pathetic. I mean, when "Sarkozy" makes the comment about seeing Belgium from his ass, who the hell could think that was serious?
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
Voter
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Date: November 01, 2008 09:49PM
Here is the transcript, though it really is worth listening to:
[phone rings]
Palin staff member: This is Lexi.
Avenger: Hello Bexi
Palin staff member: Hi
Avenger: Hi, this is I'm with uh Nicolas Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.
Palin staff member: Yes, one second please, can you hold on for one second please?
Avenger: Yeah, no problem.
Palin staff member: Alright thanks.
[background noise]
Palin staff member: Hi, I'm gonna hand the phone over to her.
Avenger: Ok, thank you very much, I'm gonna put the president on the line.
In the background: [ok, he's coming to the line]
Palin: This is Sarah.
Avenger: Uh, yeah, uh, Governor Palin
Palin: Hello
Avenger: Just hold on for Sarkozy, one moment.
In the background, Palin: [Oh, it's not him yet [unintelligible] I always do that]
Avenger: Yes, yes, hello, governor
In the background, Palin: [I'll just have people hand it to me right when it's]
Avenger: Yes, hello, misses governor?
Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
Avenger: Fine and you, this is Nicolas speaking, how are you?
Palin: Oh, so good, it's so good to hear you [giggle] thank you for calling us.
Avenger: Oh, it's a pleasure
Palin: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you taking a few minutes to talk to me.
Avenger: I follow your campaigns closely with my special campaign adviser [not sure what name he says here] you know.
Palin: Yes, good.
Avenger: Excellent, uh, are you confident?
Palin: Very confident, and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening, and...
Avenger: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting, how do you feel right now my dear?
Palin: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon, and at the very end of a marathon, you get your second wind, and you plow through the finish...
Avenger: You see, I got where I am in France because I'm real, and you seem to be someone who's real as well.
Palin: Yes. [giggle] Yeah. [giggle] uh, heh, Nicholos, we so appreciate this opportunity...
Avenger: You know, I see you as a president one day, you too
[giggle] Maybe in 8 years
Avenger: Well, uh, I ... for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
Palin: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.
Avenger: Exactly, we should go try hunting by helicopter like you did, I never did that. Like we say in France [something in French]
Palin: I think we'd have a lot of fun together, as we're getting work done -- We can kill two birds with one stone that way
Avenger: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, take away life that is so fun.
Avenger: I'd really love to go as long as we don't bring your Vice President Cheney [laugh]
Palin: No, I'll be a careful shot
Avenger: Yes, see, you know we have a lot in common also because except from my ass I can see Belgium, that's kind of ...
Palin: Well see, we're all next door to countries that we need to be working with, yes.
Avenger: Some people said in the last days that you weren't unexperienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that's completely false. That's the thing I said to the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse...
Palin: Well, he's doing fine too, and Yeah, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong, you work that much harder...
Avenger: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends also the prime minister of Quebec Mister [Franc Ouvrier?] has met him recently did he come to one of your rallies
Palin: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies, but it's been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you added a lot of energy to your country with uhm with that beautiful family of yours.
Avenger: Thank you very much. You know my wife Cécilia would love to meet you, uh, you know, even thought she was a bit jealous today that I was supposed to speak to you today.
Palin: Well, give her a big hug from me.
Avenger: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model, and she is so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.
Palin: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.
Avenger: Yes, in French it's called [says something in French] or if you prefer in English, Joe the plumber, [singing] it's his life, Joe the plumber
Palin: Maybe she understands some of that unfair criticism, but I bet she is such a hard worker too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism, and ...
Avenger: To be sure, I don't quite understand the phenomenon Joe the plumber, that's not your husband?
Palin: That's not my husband, but he's a normal American who just works hard and does not want government to take his money
Avenger: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the plumber in France, it's called [says something in French]
Palin: Right, that's what it's all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them, you're a very good example for us here.
Avenger: Uh, I see a bit about NBC even Fox News was not an ally sorry about as much as usual.
Palin: Yeah, that's what we're up against.
Avenger: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know uh, Nailin' Palin
Palin: Oh good. Thank you. Yes.
Avenger: That was really edgy.
Palin: Uh, well good. [giggle]
Avenger: I really loved you, and I must say something also governor. You've been pranked. By the Masked Avengers, we are two comedians from Montreal.
Palin: Ohhhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?
Avenger: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
Palin: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.
Avenger: C-K - hello?
[unintelligible talking in the background]
Avenger: If one voice can change the world for Obama, one [unintelligible] can change the world for McCain.
[unintelligible talking in the background]
Palin's staff member: I'm sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.
[phone rings]
Palin staff member: This is Lexi.
Avenger: Hello Bexi
Palin staff member: Hi
Avenger: Hi, this is I'm with uh Nicolas Sarkozy on the line for Governor Palin.
Palin staff member: Yes, one second please, can you hold on for one second please?
Avenger: Yeah, no problem.
Palin staff member: Alright thanks.
[background noise]
Palin staff member: Hi, I'm gonna hand the phone over to her.
Avenger: Ok, thank you very much, I'm gonna put the president on the line.
In the background: [ok, he's coming to the line]
Palin: This is Sarah.
Avenger: Uh, yeah, uh, Governor Palin
Palin: Hello
Avenger: Just hold on for Sarkozy, one moment.
In the background, Palin: [Oh, it's not him yet [unintelligible] I always do that]
Avenger: Yes, yes, hello, governor
In the background, Palin: [I'll just have people hand it to me right when it's]
Avenger: Yes, hello, misses governor?
Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
Avenger: Fine and you, this is Nicolas speaking, how are you?
Palin: Oh, so good, it's so good to hear you [giggle] thank you for calling us.
Avenger: Oh, it's a pleasure
Palin: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you taking a few minutes to talk to me.
Avenger: I follow your campaigns closely with my special campaign adviser [not sure what name he says here] you know.
Palin: Yes, good.
Avenger: Excellent, uh, are you confident?
Palin: Very confident, and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening, and...
Avenger: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting, how do you feel right now my dear?
Palin: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon, and at the very end of a marathon, you get your second wind, and you plow through the finish...
Avenger: You see, I got where I am in France because I'm real, and you seem to be someone who's real as well.
Palin: Yes. [giggle] Yeah. [giggle] uh, heh, Nicholos, we so appreciate this opportunity...
Avenger: You know, I see you as a president one day, you too
[giggle] Maybe in 8 years
Avenger: Well, uh, I ... for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
Palin: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.
Avenger: Exactly, we should go try hunting by helicopter like you did, I never did that. Like we say in France [something in French]
Palin: I think we'd have a lot of fun together, as we're getting work done -- We can kill two birds with one stone that way
Avenger: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, take away life that is so fun.
Avenger: I'd really love to go as long as we don't bring your Vice President Cheney [laugh]
Palin: No, I'll be a careful shot
Avenger: Yes, see, you know we have a lot in common also because except from my ass I can see Belgium, that's kind of ...
Palin: Well see, we're all next door to countries that we need to be working with, yes.
Avenger: Some people said in the last days that you weren't unexperienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that's completely false. That's the thing I said to the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse...
Palin: Well, he's doing fine too, and Yeah, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong, you work that much harder...
Avenger: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends also the prime minister of Quebec Mister [Franc Ouvrier?] has met him recently did he come to one of your rallies
Palin: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies, but it's been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you added a lot of energy to your country with uhm with that beautiful family of yours.
Avenger: Thank you very much. You know my wife Cécilia would love to meet you, uh, you know, even thought she was a bit jealous today that I was supposed to speak to you today.
Palin: Well, give her a big hug from me.
Avenger: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model, and she is so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.
Palin: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.
Avenger: Yes, in French it's called [says something in French] or if you prefer in English, Joe the plumber, [singing] it's his life, Joe the plumber
Palin: Maybe she understands some of that unfair criticism, but I bet she is such a hard worker too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism, and ...
Avenger: To be sure, I don't quite understand the phenomenon Joe the plumber, that's not your husband?
Palin: That's not my husband, but he's a normal American who just works hard and does not want government to take his money
Avenger: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the plumber in France, it's called [says something in French]
Palin: Right, that's what it's all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them, you're a very good example for us here.
Avenger: Uh, I see a bit about NBC even Fox News was not an ally sorry about as much as usual.
Palin: Yeah, that's what we're up against.
Avenger: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know uh, Nailin' Palin
Palin: Oh good. Thank you. Yes.
Avenger: That was really edgy.
Palin: Uh, well good. [giggle]
Avenger: I really loved you, and I must say something also governor. You've been pranked. By the Masked Avengers, we are two comedians from Montreal.
Palin: Ohhhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?
Avenger: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
Palin: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.
Avenger: C-K - hello?
[unintelligible talking in the background]
Avenger: If one voice can change the world for Obama, one [unintelligible] can change the world for McCain.
[unintelligible talking in the background]
Palin's staff member: I'm sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
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Date: November 01, 2008 10:37PM
Actually, if you listen to the "unintelligible," I believe you hear Palin say on two occasions, "Christ, it's a radio station."
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
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Date: November 02, 2008 12:05AM
Here's a version on YouTube. This is blowing up...
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: November 02, 2008 02:52PM
He mentions the porn flick "Nailin' Palin" and she doesn't bat an eye.
Re: Sarkozy calls Sarah Palin
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: November 03, 2008 08:38AM
Thank God Canadian radio can do something US radio can't.