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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: I don't know why. ()
Date: September 15, 2013 06:12PM

They get mad, really crazy mad, if you forget their discount; then get even madder when right off the bat you give them a senior discount. They think they still look 25 and get pissed that you assume they look older then this. Drive around in those antique jalopies; like the Duke of Hazzard's car; and hog the road.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Una mas ()
Date: September 15, 2013 06:29PM

Still call Blacks colored people.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: politically correct ()
Date: September 15, 2013 07:09PM

Una mas Wrote:
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> Still call Blacks colored people.


No, we call it for what it is....Niggers.
unlike pussy fuckers in their 20's who hand over the iphone and wallet..we take care of the problem.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Road Apples ()
Date: September 15, 2013 10:09PM

Growing old a'int for the faint of heart. I used to able to run 5 miles a workout four times a week, now i can only run 2 miles; four times a week. I used to be able to play the field in both ends of a baseball double header, now I got to DH the second game. And what really sucks is when I drink my 6 beers a day and my 1 1/2 oz.shot of Jack Daniels a day: now I have to drink the bourbon in two pops instead of one. How about those road apples.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Jan from Accounting ()
Date: November 13, 2013 05:20AM

OMG there is this old guy in my office, I mean like really old like almost 60. He like goes to the gym to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays and when he gets back to work he totally smells like ben gay cause he like rubs it on himself and we are all like about to die from the smell. So GROSS!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Joe the comptroller ()
Date: November 13, 2013 06:33AM

Jan from Accounting Wrote:
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> OMG there is this old guy in my office, I mean
> like really old like almost 60. He like goes to
> the gym to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays and
> when he gets back to work he totally smells like
> ben gay cause he like rubs it on himself and we
> are all like about to die from the smell. So
> GROSS!

For some.like ben gay smells so much better than like,menstrual cycle on a young woman who spent the night like at the bar

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 13, 2013 07:34AM

God, working with a cunt like Jan from Accounting must be a nightmare.

Apparently she doesn't know anything about working out or taking care of herself.

What a disgusting pig she must be.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: November 13, 2013 11:12AM

They remodel their bathroom so it has a full-length beveled window for their shower that anyone on the street can see them naked in all their glory. I was walking the dog and saw this old dude for the first time. So now we have two peep shows in the neighborhood. There's also a 27 yo woman living with her parents who uses a hall bathroom with a clear full-length window as well.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: close to 50 ()
Date: November 13, 2013 11:56AM

eLester Wrote:
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> They remodel their bathroom so it has a
> full-length beveled window for their shower that
> anyone on the street can see them naked in all
> their glory. I was walking the dog and saw this
> old dude for the first time. So now we have two
> peep shows in the neighborhood. There's also a 27
> yo woman living with her parents who uses a hall
> bathroom with a clear full-length window as well.


When I use a public toilet, I piss on the seat. I still think it's funny.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Hopeful. ()
Date: November 13, 2013 12:02PM

eLester Wrote:
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> They remodel their bathroom so it has a
> full-length beveled window for their shower that
> anyone on the street can see them naked in all
> their glory. I was walking the dog and saw this
> old dude for the first time. So now we have two
> peep shows in the neighborhood. There's also a 27
> yo woman living with her parents who uses a hall
> bathroom with a clear full-length window as well.

Is the girl a pig or a hottie, I dont know why I just need to know.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Clyde Barrow ()
Date: November 13, 2013 12:04PM

All cars owned by old people must contain at least four boxes of Kleenex. I don't know why maybe you should ask them.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: November 13, 2013 12:36PM

Hopeful. Wrote:
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> eLester Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They remodel their bathroom so it has a
> > full-length beveled window for their shower
> that
> > anyone on the street can see them naked in all
> > their glory. I was walking the dog and saw
> this
> > old dude for the first time. So now we have two
> > peep shows in the neighborhood. There's also a
> 27
> > yo woman living with her parents who uses a
> hall
> > bathroom with a clear full-length window as
> well.
>
> Is the girl a pig or a hottie, I dont know why I
> just need to know.

She looks like her.



She isn't as sculpted as the girl above. She jogs or walks in the neighborhood. Since I'm usually not there in the afternoon, I've only seen her around 3 times or so in the last couple of years.

Both adult kids live at home.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: November 13, 2013 06:53PM

One day there may be a campaign sign that say somthing like:
Vote Atom, he'll throw the old people into the sea.

Pray god

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: TVtune ()
Date: November 13, 2013 07:11PM

Talk about the movements of the 1960s and 70s as if that really changed the world for the better. Laugh at old Cheech and Chong records.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Wco Kid ()
Date: November 13, 2013 07:13PM

If they hadn't protested the war, we'd still have middle class white kids fighting over there. Instead, we've got poor Republican southern dopes and hispanic immigrants to do the fighting for us.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: bumbaughscumbah ()
Date: November 13, 2013 09:13PM

When I go to a well-attended party at your home I won't piss on the toilet seat. No, my manners prevent that.

I'll take every visible roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and put them in the bowl, then take the piss on them.

The ladies can wipe on their hair or your towels. Laughs a million either way.

Creative vandalism on your dime is so funny.

When it comes to perversity we progressives lead the way. Sux to be you.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Cassie 40DD ()
Date: November 14, 2013 04:45AM

And the stupidest thing they do is VOTE REPUBLICAN! Thankfully they are dying off quickly.
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: wHO DID THAT? ()
Date: November 14, 2013 11:12AM

That pic of the girl is the same girl who had that famous hot picture as a pole vaulter. What is amazing is she is really not that hot in other pictures---like the one you posted. I doubt a girl who looks like that would shower in full view of people in her own house.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: A-Hole () 0 ()
Date: November 14, 2013 11:48AM

Empty nesting & retiring in the city. No seriously you old fucks... go die in the country or Arizona. We young folks want those homes and condos close to the city so we can get to WORK... And lastly , I don't want you to gentrify the urban zones with CVS's & Walgreens MOKAY... Go die somewhere else you old fucks...

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rate 8
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: November 14, 2013 12:21PM

The neighbor's daughter is prettier than that photo of Allison Stokke who was famous for her pole vault photos. I didn't want to exaggerate.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Geezer ()
Date: November 14, 2013 01:24PM

A-Hole () 0 Wrote:
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> Empty nesting & retiring in the city. No
> seriously you old fucks... go die in the country
> or Arizona. We young folks want those homes and
> condos close to the city so we can get to WORK...
> And lastly , I don't want you to gentrify the
> urban zones with CVS's & Walgreens MOKAY... Go
> die somewhere else you old fucks...

Fuck off, kid.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Wear dumb hats ()
Date: November 14, 2013 02:01PM

That say "Old Fart", or "Don't Forget my Senior Citizens Discount". Stop in the middle of traffic to pick up a redeamable bottle on the side of the road.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Bonnie Parker ()
Date: November 14, 2013 02:14PM

Clyde Barrow Wrote:
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> All cars owned by old people must contain at least
> four boxes of Kleenex. I don't know why maybe you
> should ask them.

I like baby wipes better and keep two packs in the back seat and one in the console. If I need to dump in a parking lot, I can clean myself thoroughly. I sometimes do that at Tippy's.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Supid things cons do ()
Date: November 14, 2013 02:20PM

Say they're for guest workers but against illegal immigration. Fools, most of the illegal alients get in through the temporary visas for work and school.

Love cheap stuff and work done by illegal aliens but rail against illegal aliens who are out of work.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: odd ducks ()
Date: November 20, 2013 06:48PM

Think JFK was some kinda God; and some talk about how they avoided the Vietnam war by going into the Peace Corps. Like if that makes them "noble' or "gallant".

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Over 50 ()
Date: November 20, 2013 07:33PM

Look down on the faggot generation that live at home with their parents in a McMansion, because at 19 they were knee deep in rice patties getting shot at by charlie, killing gooks and napalming the living fuck out of the slopes.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: pole man. ()
Date: November 20, 2013 07:39PM

wHO DID THAT? Wrote:
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> That pic of the girl is the same girl who had that
> famous hot picture as a pole vaulter. What is
> amazing is she is really not that hot in other
> pictures---like the one you posted. I doubt a
> girl who looks like that would shower in full view
> of people in her own house.

Forward me the address and let me be the judge.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Dress shoes on the beach ()
Date: November 20, 2013 07:40PM

A-Hole () 0 Wrote:
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> Empty nesting & retiring in the city. No
> seriously you old fucks... go die in the country
> or Arizona. We young folks want those homes and
> condos close to the city so we can get to WORK...
> And lastly , I don't want you to gentrify the
> urban zones with CVS's & Walgreens MOKAY... Go
> die somewhere else you old fucks...


Florida Gods waiting room

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: slam man ()
Date: November 21, 2013 05:02AM

I hate the old people at the grocery store deli who order like 14 different meats and/or cheeses in small quantities. They hold up the line really bad as they ask for a quarter pound of pimento loaf and a quarter pound of swiss cheese and so on....
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: over 50 too ()
Date: November 21, 2013 08:12PM

we live to piss you young fucks off.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Old lady. ()
Date: November 21, 2013 08:17PM

Still argue with brain dead Repuklicans no matter how wrong they always are.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Geezer ()
Date: November 21, 2013 08:34PM

slam man Wrote:
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> I hate the old people at the grocery store deli
> who order like 14 different meats and/or cheeses
> in small quantities. They hold up the line really
> bad as they ask for a quarter pound of pimento
> loaf and a quarter pound of swiss cheese and so
> on....

1) I live by myself since my wife died
2) I like variety in my meals.
3) If I buy larger quantities, it goes bad before I finish it
4) Knowing it pisses you off makes it taste even better

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: November 21, 2013 10:24PM

slam man Wrote:
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> I hate the old people at the grocery store deli
> who order like 14 different meats and/or cheeses
> in small quantities. They hold up the line really
> bad as they ask for a quarter pound of pimento
> loaf and a quarter pound of swiss cheese and so
> on....

So you are able to shop when the senior crowd does, maybe you need to get a real life...

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Young gun ()
Date: November 21, 2013 10:27PM

They don't like to suck dick like we do.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Jive ass nobodys ()
Date: November 21, 2013 10:36PM

they felt living at home over the age of 18 made you a major fuck up. crazy to think huh?

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: banker2 ()
Date: November 22, 2013 04:44AM

They get reverse mortgages and 15 years later get all upset when they realize that they have to go back to a forward mortgage or give up the house once the balance reaches zero. We never throw them out in the street though. We take them to days inn and pay for a week if they have no family to take them in.
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 22, 2013 07:31AM

Geezer Wrote:
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> slam man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hate the old people at the grocery store deli
> > who order like 14 different meats and/or
> cheeses
> > in small quantities. They hold up the line
> really
> > bad as they ask for a quarter pound of pimento
> > loaf and a quarter pound of swiss cheese and so
> > on....
>
> 1) I live by myself since my wife died
> 2) I like variety in my meals.
> 3) If I buy larger quantities, it goes bad before
> I finish it
> 4) Knowing it pisses you off makes it taste even
> better

The Yuppies and foreigners do a good job of holding up the deli lines too.

The Yuppies talking on the phone while the deli clerk is trying to serve them, and the foreigners with a million stupid heavily accented questions about pimento loaf and swiss cheese.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: toe jam driver ()
Date: November 22, 2013 09:16AM

There is this old dude in my hood who drives an old ford contour. The auto cancel on his steering colum is broken so his turn signal stays on after he makes a turn. He drives around with one of his turn signals flashing constantly. This pisses people off to no end!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Kinda funny ()
Date: November 22, 2013 10:04AM

toe jam driver Wrote:
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> There is this old dude in my hood who drives an
> old ford contour. The auto cancel on his steering
> colum is broken so his turn signal stays on after
> he makes a turn. He drives around with one of his
> turn signals flashing constantly. This pisses
> people off to no end!


Bet that old dude has banged more pussy than you.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: stuck in the middle with you ()
Date: November 22, 2013 10:25AM

50+ are still paying off mortgages because they refinanced to pay junior's college tuition and grandma's assisted living.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Stealers Wheel ()
Date: November 22, 2013 10:53AM

50+ most are going back to smoking weed and working out, while buying that old classic car or corvette, they always wanted. and divorcing the old hag wife.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: November 22, 2013 10:59AM

Whaa where's are trophy for raising our kids.

Can't wait to support your 30year convalescence.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: good for them ()
Date: November 22, 2013 11:21AM


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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: November 22, 2013 11:23AM

Grandma is moving in with them. Nursing home is for the rich (selfpay), for the indigent (Medicaid), and for those on their last legs and can't be cared for at home.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: toe jam driver ()
Date: December 10, 2013 08:38AM

Old people drive like shit in the snow also.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: eLester ()
Date: December 10, 2013 09:22AM

Give money as gift to young people.

Now for stupid things middle-age and young people do.

Sit in the living room within earshot of relatives and talk over how to get Grandma to cough up money.

Go up to Grandma and Grandpa and talk about how much so and so uncle or aunt gave them for their birthday.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: young gun1 ()
Date: December 19, 2013 07:36AM

they drive shit like this,,,,,,
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Fuck them MILF's ()
Date: December 19, 2013 08:42AM

I'm over sixty and still jumping the bones on the thirty something ladies. Swapping body fluids with the younger crowd revitalizes this old fart. I've jumped out of many a window during my life and enjoyed it all.
Have done many stupid things and hopefully many more before the ink runs out on my bucket list.
Life is grand.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: young gun1 ()
Date: December 19, 2013 08:07PM

Fuck them MILF's Wrote:
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> I'm over sixty and still jumping the bones on the
> thirty something ladies. Swapping body fluids with
> the younger crowd revitalizes this old fart. I've
> jumped out of many a window during my life and
> enjoyed it all.
> Have done many stupid things and hopefully many
> more before the ink runs out on my bucket list.
> Life is grand.


STFU old man. We know you have limp noodle syndrome.

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why i am so stupid
Posted by: username1234 ()
Date: December 19, 2013 08:13PM

i am such a loser thats why 12 people behind the 7 eleven laughed at me when I licked my sexy lips and walked with my purse with my dog that died so now THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

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Re: why i am so stupid
Posted by: username1234 ()
Date: December 19, 2013 08:17PM

I am a 16 year old boy who wants his parents love him I get abused every day, I hate my dog parents. I have a new cat but he wants to cut me. So we had a showdown me and my cat. We each had survival knifes. We charged at eachother I doged his strike and I went in for the death blow boom I got it!!!!!

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Re: why i am so stupid
Posted by: username1234 ()
Date: December 19, 2013 08:27PM

Now im 17 years old I killed my cat I cant forgive myself so I went around jumping into puddles with lephercauns in them I was lone wolf. I kicked down the door with one swinging motion this was a really bad crime scene. I saw blood , glass, and one letter it said be warned LONE WOLF with a red X, what! He knows! Man, this was it he could be in this very room. Now I got into my lamborghinni drove quickly down the street with puddles all over it. It was pouring rain I couldent see Crash! I saw a man in a black trench coat his neck had a red X. I sprinted after him with my new free run 5.0's. I tackled him. I took him to my romm and saw my girl friend cheating on me with my dad. They were making out in the bathroom. Thats when I decided to play a trick Boo I yelled. Uhhhhhh my girlfriend and dad said. Then My final words were Scooby Dooby Doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: I Can Still Kick Your Ass ()
Date: December 19, 2013 09:48PM

young gun1 Wrote:
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> they drive shit like this,,,,,,

Front wheel drive is for sissies and faggots who don't know how to drive a real car! So which are you, young'un?

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Uh Oh spaghettio ()
Date: December 20, 2013 03:43AM

young gun1 Wrote:
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> Fuck them MILF's Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm over sixty and still jumping the bones on
> the
> > thirty something ladies. Swapping body fluids
> with
> > the younger crowd revitalizes this old fart.
> I've
> > jumped out of many a window during my life and
> > enjoyed it all.
> > Have done many stupid things and hopefully many
> > more before the ink runs out on my bucket list.
>
> > Life is grand.
>
>
> STFU old man. We know you have limp noodle
> syndrome.

Are you gay young gun0? Limp noodle is a fag term. Go suck a hard noodle.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: lil sleazer ()
Date: March 28, 2015 06:08AM

Old people are crazy about little ceaser obamapizza.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Old-timer ()
Date: March 28, 2015 08:23AM

If all computers went down, and all cell phone towers went out, you young folks would be fricken lost, and us old folks will survive fine.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Brandon GMU ()
Date: March 28, 2015 08:54AM

Old-timer Wrote:
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> If all computers went down, and all cell phone
> towers went out, you young folks would be fricken
> lost, and us old folks will survive fine.


When computers are up and all the cell towers are working you old fucks are lost. Some old bitch driving a 99 Mercury Sable asked me for directions to a fedex store last week. I screamed at her "YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! LEARN HOW TO USE VZ NAVIGATOR OR SOMETHING LIKE IT AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: March 28, 2015 09:26AM

^^^
Brandon that didn't really happen right?

Love these old threads it's cool to see how/what the regulars posted a couple of years ago. So cool.

Long live the VDF

http://www.vdf.virginia.gov/

Nip

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: March 28, 2015 09:59AM

Brandon GMU Wrote:
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> Old-timer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If all computers went down, and all cell phone
> > towers went out, you young folks would be
> fricken
> > lost, and us old folks will survive fine.
>
>
> When computers are up and all the cell towers are
> working you old fucks still know how to get where you're going. Some elderly person that's lived longer and is more educated that I'll ever be was driving a 99 Mercury Sable asked me for directions
> to a fedex store last week (that probably opened a week ago). I spoke in a calm voice as I've been taught when speaking to my elders."I'm sorry but I don't have a cell signal and I can't function without my phone. You might want to ask someone more civilized that me"


Fixed it for ya.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Get off my lawn... ()
Date: March 28, 2015 09:59AM

Im old - mid fifties. Its okay. Its harder to train and my run times are really slow now. Ben Gay is and always has been disgusting and the 'mark of the idiot.' because it does nothing except smell gross.

I guess my observation is anyone over 50 should get the hell off the roads after 10pm on a Fri or Sat night. I drive about 5 mph over the limit on secondary roads max and 20 mph over the limit on the highway max. You get run over if you do that at 1030pm on Friday night. Last night I had to go 80 mph on I495 getting into my exit lane (far right) and was still getting tailgated. Young lady in the Beetle wasnt mad at me or anything its just how she drives.

Get off my lawn...

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: toe jam driver ()
Date: March 28, 2015 11:44AM

Jan from Accounting Wrote:
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> OMG there is this old guy in my office, I mean
> like really old like almost 60. He like goes to
> the gym to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays and
> when he gets back to work he totally smells like
> ben gay cause he like rubs it on himself and we
> are all like about to die from the smell. So
> GROSS!


I know this is an old thread but ^^ this^^ made me LMFAO.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Checks and Balances ()
Date: March 28, 2015 01:30PM

Given the loose security on electronic payments a check is not so bad in my book.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: octogenarianhalfmarathonerbabe ()
Date: March 28, 2015 02:02PM

My flatulence is very considered, very calculated. I wait until I have a gaggle of twenty-somethings trapped in a small space. Then I emit a Nagasaki-sized cloud of methane for which I have been perfecting the recipe for 44 years. Noisy too, just to let you know you've been owned. Breathe deeply, scurrying cockroaches. I changed hundreds of your smelly diapers in my time. What goes around, comes around. Savour it.





bloody blisters Wrote:
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> walk slowly in front of you, sometimes trapping
> you in a narrow passageway for several minutes.
>
> uncontrolled/inconsiderate flatulence
>
> (for the lesser old people) argue till they are
> blue in the hair about how not old they are and
> how they still have a sliver of life in them.
>
> talk about the weather even when nothing is
> happening weather related
>
> ask the same question several times
>
> when they sleep they look like they are dead, when
> they are awake they look like they are dead, when
> they are eating frozen yogurt they look like they
> are dead.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: uber guy ()
Date: June 26, 2015 08:10AM

Take cabs.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Winner! We have a winner! ()
Date: June 26, 2015 08:28AM

octogenarianhalfmarathonerbabe Wrote:
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> My flatulence is very considered, very calculated.
> I wait until I have a gaggle of twenty-somethings
> trapped in a small space. Then I emit a
> Nagasaki-sized cloud of methane for which I have
> been perfecting the recipe for 44 years. Noisy
> too, just to let you know you've been owned.
> Breathe deeply, scurrying cockroaches. I changed
> hundreds of your smelly diapers in my time. What
> goes around, comes around. Savour it.

+1,000

Excellent post, babe!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Victoria from the Valley ()
Date: June 26, 2015 09:38AM

Jan from Accounting Wrote:
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> OMG there is this old guy in my office, I mean
> like really old like almost 60. He like goes to
> the gym to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays and
> when he gets back to work he totally smells like
> ben gay cause he like rubs it on himself and we
> are all like about to die from the smell. So
> GROSS!

It's GROTY or GROTY TO THE MAX.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: jim law ()
Date: June 27, 2015 06:49AM

???
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: NipNotSignedIn ()
Date: June 27, 2015 12:46PM

Over 50s do this.

Nip


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8s9dmuAKvU


RIP George/Roy

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: one day ()
Date: June 28, 2015 12:10PM

you will be old one day too. this will all apply to you too.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: ohhellyes ()
Date: June 28, 2015 12:21PM

one day Wrote:
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> you will be old one day too. this will all apply
> to you too.


Yes and you will think this is good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: dumbass libturdz ()
Date: June 28, 2015 12:26PM

Vote democrat. Old racist bastards!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: geeky squad ()
Date: April 16, 2017 12:08PM

Old people bring 8 year old laptops in for repair. I tell them they need a new laptop and they get all pissed off and say "I've got thousands of pictures on here!" I ask them why they didn't back them up on the cloud and they give me a blank stare.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Thinker ()
Date: April 16, 2017 01:13PM

The OP, or the poster known as Atom, has got to be Miz. He's the only piece of shit that talks like that.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: JMU Jan ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:03PM

Old people use flip phones lol!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Jones ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:05PM

Boomer here:
Managed to dump my shitbox house on another greater fool and escaped NOVA's rat race with a good pension, equity,savings and no debt at the ripe old age of 50. Now live in a paid for spacious home with a jaw dropping view of snow capped mountains in a town 96% white. The only time I need to slow down on the way to ski or golf is if a herd of elk decide to cross the road. Other than that, never more than the fifth car back at the light.

One of my many amusements is listening to you whining fucking Millenials bitching about your shitty, useless jobs, high rents, impossible home prices and college loans that will keep you living in mom's basement forever. Did I mention that unlike the 1960s, most of you dudes will never experience sex with an attractive woman of normal weight.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: holmes ()
Date: April 16, 2017 03:42PM

Jones Wrote:
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> Boomer here:
> Managed to dump my shitbox house on another
> greater fool and escaped NOVA's rat race with a
> good pension, equity,savings and no debt at the
> ripe old age of 50. Now live in a paid for
> spacious home with a jaw dropping view of snow
> capped mountains in a town 96% white. The only
> time I need to slow down on the way to ski or golf
> is if a herd of elk decide to cross the road.
> Other than that, never more than the fifth car
> back at the light.
>
> One of my many amusements is listening to you
> whining fucking Millenials bitching about your
> shitty, useless jobs, high rents, impossible home
> prices and college loans that will keep you living
> in mom's basement forever. Did I mention that
> unlike the 1960s, most of you dudes will never
> experience sex with an attractive woman of normal
> weight.


I was able to retire from my county job at age 51 so I ditched my house too and bought a townhouse in Dumfries for cash. So the only thing I am missing is those snow capped mountains. I have a nice view of the dumpster behind Domino's pizza though. I am paying dearly for health insurance but I still have a positive income every month and a few hundred grand for emergency use. The Asian girl who cuts my hair jerks me off for 37 dollars, life is good!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Brandon James ()
Date: April 16, 2017 05:34PM

Stupid old people voted for Trump. Nothing was stupider than that.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Trump Forever ()
Date: April 18, 2017 02:35AM

Stupid things young people do:

Join Antifa, then get their asses handed to them by MAGA.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: old folks ? ()
Date: April 18, 2017 03:43PM

They are out of step with pop culture, ask them who Meade Skelton is and 99% say they never heard of him and the 1% mistook him for Red Skelton.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: state inspector ()
Date: October 08, 2017 06:13AM

Clyde Barrow Wrote:
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> All cars owned by old people must contain at least
> four boxes of Kleenex. I don't know why maybe you
> should ask them.


THat is true lol

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Happy dawg ()
Date: November 09, 2017 01:50PM

The old fuck living next door to me has been paying AOL 10 bucks a month for email since 1999!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Listen up Sonny! ()
Date: November 09, 2017 02:03PM

+50 ...

Well they don't have much patience for stupid inexperienced millennials like OP.

Older people don't put up with shit,
Don't give a shit about what people think and will let people know what they think.

Also, if people are lucky, they will grow old too and regret how they disrespected the elderly half their lives.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: IT support. ()
Date: April 20, 2019 01:12PM

Happy dawg Wrote:
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> The old fuck living next door to me has been
> paying AOL 10 bucks a month for email since 1999!


That is pretty fucked up.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: '86 El Camino ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:35PM

I just went to Fair Oaks mall to get a monkey wrench at Sears. Sears is gone. It was replaced with something called Dave Buxters. They didn't have any wrenches.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: I know! ()
Date: April 20, 2019 03:56PM

Leave their fat 50 year old wife and start banging 25 year old chicks. It's what I did. 25 year old men are all libtarded faggots.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Flip Flippen ()
Date: April 20, 2019 04:03PM

JMU Jan Wrote:
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> Old people use flip phones lol!

Did you ever butt dial someone while carrying a flip phone? My flip phone went through a complete wash cycle in the pocket of my jeans. Still worked and continued to do so for years after.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: 77 chevy nova 6 cylinder. ()
Date: April 20, 2019 04:08PM

'86 El Camino Wrote:
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> I just went to Fair Oaks mall to get a monkey
> wrench at Sears. Sears is gone. It was replaced
> with something called Dave Buxters. They didn't
> have any wrenches.

You think thats bad? A few years back Metrocall cancelled my pager service. They said they were going out of business! They returned my last check that I sent them. I was only paying 185 a month for two pagers. I asked if they wanted their pagers back and they told me to throw them away!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Payed off Mortgage ()
Date: April 21, 2019 10:33AM

Collect three paychecks.
Me:
(1) 130,000 salary
(2) 27,000 pension
(3) 33,00 social security

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: tackle box ()
Date: December 21, 2019 11:49AM

speed up please Wrote:
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> I saw some old fuck last week merging on the
> beltway from braddock road doing about 48 mph. The
> old prick was driving a early 2000's ford taurus
> station wagon that looked like it was brand new. I
> bet that old car had less than 20000 miles on it.
> I blew the horn at him and he flipped me off with
> his old wrinkled middle finger. That fucker needs
> to stick to the back roads or just give up driving
> completely.


LOL!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Not BEH. ()
Date: June 13, 2020 09:43AM

Jan from Accounting Wrote:
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> OMG there is this old guy in my office, I mean
> like really old like almost 60. He like goes to
> the gym to work out on Tuesdays and Thursdays and
> when he gets back to work he totally smells like
> ben gay cause he like rubs it on himself and we
> are all like about to die from the smell. So
> GROSS!


that is gross!

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: THDEK ()
Date: June 13, 2020 12:24PM

old folks ? Wrote:
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> They are out of step with pop culture, ask them
> who Meade Skelton is and 99% say they never heard
> of him and the 1% mistook him for Red Skelton.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: portal 6 ()
Date: August 22, 2020 10:18AM

They keep dying from the Trumpvirus.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: C4KFV ()
Date: August 22, 2020 02:41PM

Pay for groceries with a check. BUT WAIT - standing and watching the cashier scan all his/her groceries, THEN digging around for his/her checkbook to get the check writing process started, to hold everyone up for the maximum amount of time.

I was only being polite about the his/her, we all know its a woman.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Ashby ponds maintenance man ()
Date: November 02, 2021 02:21PM

They keep dying and we have to get their apartments ready for the next victim.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: always women ()
Date: November 02, 2021 02:51PM

C4KFV Wrote:
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> Pay for groceries with a check. BUT WAIT -
> standing and watching the cashier scan all his/her
> groceries, THEN digging around for his/her
> checkbook to get the check writing process
> started, to hold everyone up for the maximum
> amount of time.
>
> I was only being polite about the his/her, we all
> know its a woman.

Women will stand around chatting with the cashier for several minutes even before they start rooting around for their money or credit card.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: fuck old people ()
Date: July 02, 2022 07:12AM

Old people still watch local news. Old people know who Leon Harris is. Fuck old people.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Joe B. ()
Date: July 03, 2022 06:20AM

Sometimes they shit themselves at the Vatican.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Ridin' with Biden ()
Date: July 03, 2022 06:40AM

They fall while walking up the jetway stairs lol!
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: Lexi Lexus ()
Date: July 03, 2022 07:04AM

Old people seem to think it is just fine to merge onto I-66 at 35 mph when the traffic in the right lane is moving at 76 mph. These old people need to use Uber and have their old ass cars donated to Melwood.

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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by: fart pipe? ()
Date: May 26, 2023 03:44AM

That Was Me Wrote:
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> speed up please Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I saw some old fuck last week merging on the
> > beltway from braddock road doing about 48 mph.
> The
> > old prick was driving a early 2000's ford
> taurus
> > station wagon that looked like it was brand new.
> I
> > bet that old car had less than 20000 miles on
> it.
> > I blew the horn at him and he flipped me off
> with
> > his old wrinkled middle finger. That fucker
> needs
> > to stick to the back roads or just give up
> driving
> > completely.
>
> I saw you! You were driving a '96 Honda with a
> fart pipe and flame stickers. With the fat
> Hispanic chick in the seat next to you. Or is she
> pregnant?


LOL!

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