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Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
30 sumthin
()
Date: September 06, 2013 05:35PM
Write checks at the grocery store.
Wear a watch.
Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
Use AOL mail.
Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a big tip.
Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet netscape.
Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11.
Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about poor service.
What else?
Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even more to think that I will get old someday and start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime, fuck all you old fucks!
Wear a watch.
Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
Use AOL mail.
Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a big tip.
Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet netscape.
Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11.
Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about poor service.
What else?
Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even more to think that I will get old someday and start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime, fuck all you old fucks!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Young people are idiots
()
Date: September 06, 2013 05:47PM
You fucking moron. I think you mean the over 70 crowd. I'm 55 and do this...
Write checks at the grocery store - haven't done that in at least 20 years
Wear a watch - nope. I have a Samsung Galaxy, no need for a watch
Drive at or slightly below the speed limit - got a ticket a year ago for 78/55
Use AOL mail - Gmail for me
Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM - just get cash back at Safeway when using a debit card
Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a big tip - 20% is the norm today
Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet netscape - Chrome seems to work for me
Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11 - Who the fuck goes to 7-11 when there is Sheetz?
Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about poor service - Facebook for complaints if you need to
Write checks at the grocery store - haven't done that in at least 20 years
Wear a watch - nope. I have a Samsung Galaxy, no need for a watch
Drive at or slightly below the speed limit - got a ticket a year ago for 78/55
Use AOL mail - Gmail for me
Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM - just get cash back at Safeway when using a debit card
Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a big tip - 20% is the norm today
Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet netscape - Chrome seems to work for me
Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11 - Who the fuck goes to 7-11 when there is Sheetz?
Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about poor service - Facebook for complaints if you need to
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
young fucktards online
()
Date: September 06, 2013 05:49PM
LOL - young fucktard complaining. Ok, now shut the fuck up and get me some extra ketchup for my fries, m'ok?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
50+
()
Date: September 06, 2013 06:06PM
30 sumthin Wrote:
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> Write checks at the grocery store.
>
> Wear a watch.
>
> Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
>
> Use AOL mail.
>
> Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
>
> Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a
> big tip.
>
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape.
>
> Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11.
>
> Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about
> poor service.
>
>
> What else?
>
>
>
> Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even
> more to think that I will get old someday and
> start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime,
> fuck all you old fucks!
You're a tard. 50 somethings are pretty with it. It's the 70-80 year olds that do that crap. Have fun getting your GED.
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> Write checks at the grocery store.
>
> Wear a watch.
>
> Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
>
> Use AOL mail.
>
> Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
>
> Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a
> big tip.
>
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape.
>
> Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11.
>
> Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about
> poor service.
>
>
> What else?
>
>
>
> Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even
> more to think that I will get old someday and
> start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime,
> fuck all you old fucks!
You're a tard. 50 somethings are pretty with it. It's the 70-80 year olds that do that crap. Have fun getting your GED.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
FCPS FTW
()
Date: September 06, 2013 06:07PM
Huge cooperations huh? lol
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 06, 2013 06:40PM
Make the last 4 digits of their SS number their password for everything.
Trash technology because they cant use it.
Refuse to retire and/or die.
The only people who fall for password fishing scams and pop up ads legitimizing their use.
Cary briefcases.
Insist on printing every good damn document.
Thinking that pushing paper around a desk is a job instead of actualy building things.
Asking how to instead of googling.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/06/2013 06:50PM by Atom.
Trash technology because they cant use it.
Refuse to retire and/or die.
The only people who fall for password fishing scams and pop up ads legitimizing their use.
Cary briefcases.
Insist on printing every good damn document.
Thinking that pushing paper around a desk is a job instead of actualy building things.
Asking how to instead of googling.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/06/2013 06:50PM by Atom.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Ya baby
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:24PM
Let 20+ somethings live in the basement after age 21.
Listen to songs teens and twenties like and think they're hip.
Call someone a neocon if they argue with them over world affairs.
Call someone a liberal if they argue with them over economics or social policies.
Don't use spellcheck on online posts.
Listen to songs teens and twenties like and think they're hip.
Call someone a neocon if they argue with them over world affairs.
Call someone a liberal if they argue with them over economics or social policies.
Don't use spellcheck on online posts.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom is a dumbfuck
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:27PM
Atom Wrote:
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> Cary briefcases.
You edited this post twice and still don't know how to spell correctly. Shit!
Is this Cary's last name? And does he carry a briefcase?
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> Cary briefcases.
You edited this post twice and still don't know how to spell correctly. Shit!
Is this Cary's last name? And does he carry a briefcase?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:50PM
Care about spelling.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
cpenb
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:51PM
Post on FFU.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
28 and better than you!
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:51PM
Young people are idiots Wrote:
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> You fucking moron. I think you mean the over 70
> crowd. I'm 55 and do this...
>
> Write checks at the grocery store - haven't done
> that in at least 20 years
>
> Wear a watch - nope. I have a Samsung Galaxy, no
> need for a watch
>
> Drive at or slightly below the speed limit - got a
> ticket a year ago for 78/55
>
> Use AOL mail - Gmail for me
>
> Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM -
> just get cash back at Safeway when using a debit
> card
>
> Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a
> big tip - 20% is the norm today
>
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape - Chrome seems to work for me
>
> Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11 -
> Who the fuck goes to 7-11 when there is Sheetz?
>
> Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about
> poor service - Facebook for complaints if you need
> to
STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury Grand Marquis into a utility pole.
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> You fucking moron. I think you mean the over 70
> crowd. I'm 55 and do this...
>
> Write checks at the grocery store - haven't done
> that in at least 20 years
>
> Wear a watch - nope. I have a Samsung Galaxy, no
> need for a watch
>
> Drive at or slightly below the speed limit - got a
> ticket a year ago for 78/55
>
> Use AOL mail - Gmail for me
>
> Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM -
> just get cash back at Safeway when using a debit
> card
>
> Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a
> big tip - 20% is the norm today
>
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape - Chrome seems to work for me
>
> Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11 -
> Who the fuck goes to 7-11 when there is Sheetz?
>
> Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about
> poor service - Facebook for complaints if you need
> to
STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury Grand Marquis into a utility pole.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Clinton
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:55PM
GET OFF IT!
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Young people are idiots
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:55PM
STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury Grand Marquis into a utility pole.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hey there mouth-breathing youngin, I drive a 2013 Acura TL with the Nav and Technology packages and I know how to use them. Yup, even set up the Bluetooth without looking at the manual.
But I do envy you. It would be nice to once again drive around in a shitty 15 year old beater and not worry about it getting dinged.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hey there mouth-breathing youngin, I drive a 2013 Acura TL with the Nav and Technology packages and I know how to use them. Yup, even set up the Bluetooth without looking at the manual.
But I do envy you. It would be nice to once again drive around in a shitty 15 year old beater and not worry about it getting dinged.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 06, 2013 07:58PM
Completely unable to use the self checkout lines, but still insist on using them to prove they are still "with it."
Get fat and blame Obama/ Bloomberg or youth for their sedentary lives.
Collect social security off our backs while knowing full well they'll exhaust the system for us. Bitching about future entitlements instead of laying the foundation of these social programs like their parents did for them.
Overwhelmingly suffer from middle child syndrome.
Play golf.
Get fat and blame Obama/ Bloomberg or youth for their sedentary lives.
Collect social security off our backs while knowing full well they'll exhaust the system for us. Bitching about future entitlements instead of laying the foundation of these social programs like their parents did for them.
Overwhelmingly suffer from middle child syndrome.
Play golf.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Especially Like This One
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:02PM
"Refuse to retire and/or die."
How rude. HAHAHAHAHA!
How rude. HAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
gramps
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:03PM
>
> STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury Grand
> Marquis into a utility pole.
Very immature for 28. Still live with your parents, don't you?
> STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury Grand
> Marquis into a utility pole.
Very immature for 28. Still live with your parents, don't you?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
worse yet...
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:04PM
Shop at Sears!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:05PM
One thing that irritates me is how religious people get when they reach later years.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:07PM
Drive slow in the fast lane.
Drive slow in the middle lane.
Drive slow in the right lane.
Slow down before changing lanes.
Drive slow in the middle lane.
Drive slow in the right lane.
Slow down before changing lanes.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Damn, you youngins
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:10PM
whine like little bitches about everything don't ya?
We should have whipped your asses. Maybe you wouldn't have turned into such pussies. lol
We should have whipped your asses. Maybe you wouldn't have turned into such pussies. lol
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Not So Sure
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:12PM
eesh Wrote:
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> One thing that irritates me is how religious
> people get when they reach later years.
Not sure that's true. Older people may become more spiritual, but not necessarily more religious. If you age gracefully, there is more empathy for other people as you encounter the tough times that you never thought you would.
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> One thing that irritates me is how religious
> people get when they reach later years.
Not sure that's true. Older people may become more spiritual, but not necessarily more religious. If you age gracefully, there is more empathy for other people as you encounter the tough times that you never thought you would.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: September 06, 2013 08:53PM
walk slowly in front of you, sometimes trapping you in a narrow passageway for several minutes.
uncontrolled/inconsiderate flatulence
(for the lesser old people) argue till they are blue in the hair about how not old they are and how they still have a sliver of life in them.
talk about the weather even when nothing is happening weather related
ask the same question several times
when they sleep they look like they are dead, when they are awake they look like they are dead, when they are eating frozen yogurt they look like they are dead.
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uncontrolled/inconsiderate flatulence
(for the lesser old people) argue till they are blue in the hair about how not old they are and how they still have a sliver of life in them.
talk about the weather even when nothing is happening weather related
ask the same question several times
when they sleep they look like they are dead, when they are awake they look like they are dead, when they are eating frozen yogurt they look like they are dead.
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: September 06, 2013 09:19PM
They talk about all their friends that are dead and Mabel's fifth hip surgery.
Signatures are for fags
Signatures are for fags
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Also
()
Date: September 06, 2013 09:19PM
Come on Ffu and rant about politics
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: September 06, 2013 09:29PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> They talk about all their friends that are dead
> and Mabel's fifth hip surgery.
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> They talk about all their friends that are dead
> and Mabel's fifth hip surgery.
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
man eating clam
()
Date: September 06, 2013 09:52PM
They LOVE clams!
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 06, 2013 11:00PM
Not So Sure Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > One thing that irritates me is how religious
> > people get when they reach later years.
>
> Not sure that's true. Older people may become more
> spiritual, but not necessarily more religious.
Yeah, right.
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > One thing that irritates me is how religious
> > people get when they reach later years.
>
> Not sure that's true. Older people may become more
> spiritual, but not necessarily more religious.
Yeah, right.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 06, 2013 11:01PM
I hate it when I go to the Chinese buffet on Sunday and it's filled with elderly people.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
warbucks
()
Date: September 06, 2013 11:15PM
worse yet... Wrote:
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> Shop at Sears!
Oh no, baby. I don't shop at Sears cause I got MONEY. Too bad you don't.
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> Shop at Sears!
Oh no, baby. I don't shop at Sears cause I got MONEY. Too bad you don't.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: September 07, 2013 05:24AM
They constantly talk about their second marriage and how it went wrong...
They write letters to people... and like... send them in the mail...
They ask for help with their new smartphones...
Signatures are for fags
They write letters to people... and like... send them in the mail...
They ask for help with their new smartphones...
Signatures are for fags
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Netscape Now!
()
Date: September 07, 2013 05:40AM
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape - Chrome seems to work for me
Fuck you.
ps: Chrome blows, tbh.
> netscape - Chrome seems to work for me
Fuck you.
ps: Chrome blows, tbh.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
toe jam driver
()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:18AM
gramps Wrote:
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> >
> > STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury
> Grand
> > Marquis into a utility pole.
>
>
> Very immature for 28. Still live with your
> parents, don't you?
You can take one of those Mercury cars and slam it into a utility pole at 80mph with the built for police duty crumple zone and 6 airbags all you are going to suffer is a seatbelt sore and a busted pair of glasses.
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> >
> > STFU old man. Go run your gigantic Mercury
> Grand
> > Marquis into a utility pole.
>
>
> Very immature for 28. Still live with your
> parents, don't you?
You can take one of those Mercury cars and slam it into a utility pole at 80mph with the built for police duty crumple zone and 6 airbags all you are going to suffer is a seatbelt sore and a busted pair of glasses.
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Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
THKwH
()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:30AM
>Mercury cars and slam it into a utility pole at 80mph with the built for police duty crumple zone
Actually, the ford crown victoria (and its clone the mercury grand marquis) are body on frame (not unit-body construction). this makes them essentially a truck. the crumple zone on these vehicles is whatever you run into.
Actually, the ford crown victoria (and its clone the mercury grand marquis) are body on frame (not unit-body construction). this makes them essentially a truck. the crumple zone on these vehicles is whatever you run into.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
toe jam driver
()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:10AM
THKwH Wrote:
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> >Mercury cars and slam it into a utility pole at
> 80mph with the built for police duty crumple zone
>
> Actually, the ford crown victoria (and its clone
> the mercury grand marquis) are body on frame (not
> unit-body construction). this makes them
> essentially a truck. the crumple zone on these
> vehicles is whatever you run into.
STFU old man.
It was a joke you stupid fuck.
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> >Mercury cars and slam it into a utility pole at
> 80mph with the built for police duty crumple zone
>
> Actually, the ford crown victoria (and its clone
> the mercury grand marquis) are body on frame (not
> unit-body construction). this makes them
> essentially a truck. the crumple zone on these
> vehicles is whatever you run into.
STFU old man.
It was a joke you stupid fuck.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:15AM
seriously... crumple zone? is that a technical term? It has body on frame? Making it essentially a truck? What is this creep going on about? Do we need to know that the crown vic has a mercury clone? Are you trying to show off your knowledge of cars? What in your life gave you the confidence to shoe-horn all of this information into a response?
Is anyone else uncomfortable?
Signatures are for fags
Is anyone else uncomfortable?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
toe jam driver
()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:49AM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> seriously... crumple zone? is that a technical
> term? It has body on frame? Making it essentially
> a truck? What is this creep going on about? Do we
> need to know that the crown vic has a mercury
> clone? Are you trying to show off your knowledge
> of cars? What in your life gave you the confidence
> to shoe-horn all of this information into a
> response?
>
> Is anyone else uncomfortable?
Yeah, who the hell is that guy, Ted Britt?
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> seriously... crumple zone? is that a technical
> term? It has body on frame? Making it essentially
> a truck? What is this creep going on about? Do we
> need to know that the crown vic has a mercury
> clone? Are you trying to show off your knowledge
> of cars? What in your life gave you the confidence
> to shoe-horn all of this information into a
> response?
>
> Is anyone else uncomfortable?
Yeah, who the hell is that guy, Ted Britt?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
speed up please
()
Date: September 07, 2013 12:34PM
I saw some old fuck last week merging on the beltway from braddock road doing about 48 mph. The old prick was driving a early 2000's ford taurus station wagon that looked like it was brand new. I bet that old car had less than 20000 miles on it. I blew the horn at him and he flipped me off with his old wrinkled middle finger. That fucker needs to stick to the back roads or just give up driving completely.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
You
()
Date: September 07, 2013 01:21PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I hate it when I go to the Chinese buffet on
> Sunday and it's filled with elderly people.
But you go alone....
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> I hate it when I go to the Chinese buffet on
> Sunday and it's filled with elderly people.
But you go alone....
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: September 07, 2013 01:26PM
> Stupid things old (50+) people do
Own a laptop/iPad/PC, but still pay money to develop all your pictures and keep them in a photo album.
Own a laptop/iPad/PC, but still pay money to develop all your pictures and keep them in a photo album.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Jed
()
Date: September 07, 2013 02:28PM
Sounds like the youngsters are mad because:
1) They'll never own a new *real* car (ricers don't count as real)
2) Will never own a home of their own
3) Will never work for any company for any length of time (have job security)
4) Will never have a pension
5) They'll never receive Social Security that they pay into (Some of us older folks might not either)
6) They'll get dropped from the 'rents med insurance at 27 and not have employer paid insurance
7) They'll have to rely on ObamaCare
8) They'll never have a job for more than 29.5 hours per week and make shit money (Cleanin' the Slurpee machine for your Indian boss!)
9) They'll realize those tats are stupid looking - and those Chinese characters really do say "stupid white guy" while the chicks figure out those tats on their ass really do make it look bigger.
FWIW, yes, I still wear a watch. A wind-up watch. I drive in the left lane just to piss you off. And get the fuck off of my lawn!
1) They'll never own a new *real* car (ricers don't count as real)
2) Will never own a home of their own
3) Will never work for any company for any length of time (have job security)
4) Will never have a pension
5) They'll never receive Social Security that they pay into (Some of us older folks might not either)
6) They'll get dropped from the 'rents med insurance at 27 and not have employer paid insurance
7) They'll have to rely on ObamaCare
8) They'll never have a job for more than 29.5 hours per week and make shit money (Cleanin' the Slurpee machine for your Indian boss!)
9) They'll realize those tats are stupid looking - and those Chinese characters really do say "stupid white guy" while the chicks figure out those tats on their ass really do make it look bigger.
FWIW, yes, I still wear a watch. A wind-up watch. I drive in the left lane just to piss you off. And get the fuck off of my lawn!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
That Was Me
()
Date: September 07, 2013 02:31PM
speed up please Wrote:
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> I saw some old fuck last week merging on the
> beltway from braddock road doing about 48 mph. The
> old prick was driving a early 2000's ford taurus
> station wagon that looked like it was brand new. I
> bet that old car had less than 20000 miles on it.
> I blew the horn at him and he flipped me off with
> his old wrinkled middle finger. That fucker needs
> to stick to the back roads or just give up driving
> completely.
I saw you! You were driving a '96 Honda with a fart pipe and flame stickers. With the fat Hispanic chick in the seat next to you. Or is she pregnant?
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> I saw some old fuck last week merging on the
> beltway from braddock road doing about 48 mph. The
> old prick was driving a early 2000's ford taurus
> station wagon that looked like it was brand new. I
> bet that old car had less than 20000 miles on it.
> I blew the horn at him and he flipped me off with
> his old wrinkled middle finger. That fucker needs
> to stick to the back roads or just give up driving
> completely.
I saw you! You were driving a '96 Honda with a fart pipe and flame stickers. With the fat Hispanic chick in the seat next to you. Or is she pregnant?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 07, 2013 02:38PM
For the very old, smell like mothballs.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
spicoli
()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:00PM
Provide shelter,money,new BMW'S for their fucked up socially retarded 18+ older children.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
DewbagSpotter
()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:41PM
So whats wrong with writing a fucking check that it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a bullet between the eyes
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:49PM
DewbagSpotter Wrote:
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> So whats wrong with writing a fucking check that
> it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a
> bullet between the eyes
It holds up the line, even more than the people that count their change.
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> So whats wrong with writing a fucking check that
> it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a
> bullet between the eyes
It holds up the line, even more than the people that count their change.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 07, 2013 03:49PM
...especially when they balance their check book before moving on.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
relax junior
()
Date: September 07, 2013 05:04PM
eesh Wrote:
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> DewbagSpotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So whats wrong with writing a fucking check
> that
> > it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a
> > bullet between the eyes
>
>
>
>
> It holds up the line, even more than the people
> that count their change.
But it gives you more time to stare at your cell phone and scroll through those REALLY IMPORTANT messages you get
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> DewbagSpotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So whats wrong with writing a fucking check
> that
> > it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a
> > bullet between the eyes
>
>
>
>
> It holds up the line, even more than the people
> that count their change.
But it gives you more time to stare at your cell phone and scroll through those REALLY IMPORTANT messages you get
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
GTFU
()
Date: September 07, 2013 06:59PM
eesh Wrote:
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> ...especially when they balance their check book
> before moving on.
It's so much easier to let Mommy do it, right?
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> ...especially when they balance their check book
> before moving on.
It's so much easier to let Mommy do it, right?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Abe Simpson
()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:04PM
eesh Wrote:
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> It holds up the line, even more than the people
> that count their change.
But it gives us old folks time to appreciate your
eye rolling and heavy breathing as you stand there
waiting to buy your "Monster Energy Drink" and
copy of "Sk8r Boi" magazine.
-------------------------------------------------------
> It holds up the line, even more than the people
> that count their change.
But it gives us old folks time to appreciate your
eye rolling and heavy breathing as you stand there
waiting to buy your "Monster Energy Drink" and
copy of "Sk8r Boi" magazine.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Kittie
()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:08PM
The check writers are the worst. Why do they wait until the total to go fish for their checkbook? I don't understand why they don't pull out the book and start filling out the check while they stand there and do nothing. Whyyyy???
Use a check card!!!
Use a check card!!!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:10PM
When you go to Mcdonald's on the weekend, early morning, and the place is filled with elderly people socializing.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
HugeAreolas
()
Date: September 07, 2013 07:28PM
Those milfs sure got huge areolas, though.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
bD9Ux
()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:02PM
Kittie Wrote:
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> The check writers are the worst. Why do they wait
> until the total to go fish for their checkbook? I
> don't understand why they don't pull out the book
Why do any of you mouth breathers wait until the end to start payment? Are you expecting that one day it will be free? Are you afraid that if you don't watch every item go over the scanner that the komputer will rip you off? Are you some sort of idiot savant that is also doing a running total in your head to double check the komputer?
-------------------------------------------------------
> The check writers are the worst. Why do they wait
> until the total to go fish for their checkbook? I
> don't understand why they don't pull out the book
Why do any of you mouth breathers wait until the end to start payment? Are you expecting that one day it will be free? Are you afraid that if you don't watch every item go over the scanner that the komputer will rip you off? Are you some sort of idiot savant that is also doing a running total in your head to double check the komputer?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Where's My Discount?
()
Date: September 07, 2013 08:23PM
Kittie Wrote:
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> Use a check card!!!
Stupid young bitch! I'll bet you don't even get all
your checks back each month and properly balance your
checkbook, do you? I get mine and then file them in
numeric order and have them dating back to 1967.
Your glaring at me in line just makes me savor the time
it takes to write out each check. And I'll engage the
cashier in all the pleasantries I want and show her
photos in my wallet of all my damn grandkids! I hope
my use of coupons pisses you off, too, especially when
I get them out after the total has been run and they
have to go back to deduct each 15 cent voucher!
Damn half-breed!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Use a check card!!!
Stupid young bitch! I'll bet you don't even get all
your checks back each month and properly balance your
checkbook, do you? I get mine and then file them in
numeric order and have them dating back to 1967.
Your glaring at me in line just makes me savor the time
it takes to write out each check. And I'll engage the
cashier in all the pleasantries I want and show her
photos in my wallet of all my damn grandkids! I hope
my use of coupons pisses you off, too, especially when
I get them out after the total has been run and they
have to go back to deduct each 15 cent voucher!
Damn half-breed!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
metro rider PT
()
Date: September 07, 2013 09:50PM
The whole fare-card thing blows the old peoples minds
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 06:37AM
I do think we need to specifically go after BabbyBoomers in this thread.
That's the fuck up generation. Their parents built this country. Babbyboomers are the ones who outsourced America, made cubicle careers the desired norm.
Lets stay in a cubicle and pretend we're actually doing something for 10 sedentary hours a day because we hate our lives and our families, we hate to be active and we hate to be outdoors.
BabbyBoomers are the worst generation ever, can't wait to mop up their spit for that last 20years of complete uselessness we'll keep them alive for. Their extended geriatric period will be tough for our country to survive. Good thing BBs are so good at saving for their 60 year retirements...ohh whoops.
That's the fuck up generation. Their parents built this country. Babbyboomers are the ones who outsourced America, made cubicle careers the desired norm.
Lets stay in a cubicle and pretend we're actually doing something for 10 sedentary hours a day because we hate our lives and our families, we hate to be active and we hate to be outdoors.
BabbyBoomers are the worst generation ever, can't wait to mop up their spit for that last 20years of complete uselessness we'll keep them alive for. Their extended geriatric period will be tough for our country to survive. Good thing BBs are so good at saving for their 60 year retirements...ohh whoops.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: September 08, 2013 06:47AM
Atom Wrote:
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> I do think we need to specifically go after
> BabbyBoomers in this thread.
>
> That's the fuck up generation. Their parents
> built this country. Babbyboomers are the ones who
> outsourced America, made cubicle careers the
> desired norm.
>
> Lets stay in a cubicle and pretend we're actually
> doing something for 10 sedentary hours a day
> because we hate our lives and our families, we
> hate to be active and we hate to be outdoors.
>
> BabbyBoomers are the worst generation ever, can't
> wait to mop up their spit for that last 20years of
> complete uselessness we'll keep them alive for.
> Their extended geriatric period will be tough for
> our country to survive. Good thing BBs are so
> good at saving for their 60 year retirements...ohh
> whoops.
Attachments:
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> I do think we need to specifically go after
> BabbyBoomers in this thread.
>
> That's the fuck up generation. Their parents
> built this country. Babbyboomers are the ones who
> outsourced America, made cubicle careers the
> desired norm.
>
> Lets stay in a cubicle and pretend we're actually
> doing something for 10 sedentary hours a day
> because we hate our lives and our families, we
> hate to be active and we hate to be outdoors.
>
> BabbyBoomers are the worst generation ever, can't
> wait to mop up their spit for that last 20years of
> complete uselessness we'll keep them alive for.
> Their extended geriatric period will be tough for
> our country to survive. Good thing BBs are so
> good at saving for their 60 year retirements...ohh
> whoops.
Attachments:
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:19AM
And I haven't even turned on Fox yet this AM.
Only because I can see the future.
Wait ten years and I won't be the only one.
Thankfully we'll have the numbers, the physical strength and a growing taste for Soylent and Green.
Only because I can see the future.
Wait ten years and I won't be the only one.
Thankfully we'll have the numbers, the physical strength and a growing taste for Soylent and Green.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:34AM
Where's My Discount? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Use a check card!!!
>
> Stupid young bitch! I'll bet you don't even get
> all your checks back each month and properly balance
> your checkbook, do you?
lol, I've never balanced my checkbook in my entire life and never ever bounced a check. That's definitely an old person thing.
Writing checks is also outdated. Do your banking online. It's the 21st century.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Use a check card!!!
>
> Stupid young bitch! I'll bet you don't even get
> all your checks back each month and properly balance
> your checkbook, do you?
lol, I've never balanced my checkbook in my entire life and never ever bounced a check. That's definitely an old person thing.
Writing checks is also outdated. Do your banking online. It's the 21st century.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Eat Me, Please!
()
Date: September 08, 2013 08:40AM
Atom Wrote:
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> And I haven't even turned on Fox yet this AM.
>
> Only because I can see the future.
> Wait ten years and I won't be the only one.
>
> Thankfully we'll have the numbers, the physical
> strength and a growing taste for Soylent and
> Green.
Didn't get enough cock last nite?
-------------------------------------------------------
> And I haven't even turned on Fox yet this AM.
>
> Only because I can see the future.
> Wait ten years and I won't be the only one.
>
> Thankfully we'll have the numbers, the physical
> strength and a growing taste for Soylent and
> Green.
Didn't get enough cock last nite?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
G 37
()
Date: September 08, 2013 09:06AM
They go to BINGO and get all crazy about it.
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:40AM
Ad hom attacks won't save us from your last 30 years of insolvency.
You should be kissing our ass now because we'll be wipping yours soon.
Unless BabbyBoomers do the right thing: lift their head up high and blow their brains out.
You should be kissing our ass now because we'll be wipping yours soon.
Unless BabbyBoomers do the right thing: lift their head up high and blow their brains out.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:41AM
You won't be missed.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 10:45AM
It would be like a 400lb fat body loosing 250lbs. Garuntee you won't miss the weight.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
John Mack
()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:08AM
People over 50 work so their taxes can pay for welfare, food stamps, section 8 and obamaphones. Talk about stupid.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
You Should Do So Good
()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:16AM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> lol, I've never balanced my checkbook in my entire
> life and never ever bounced a check. That's
> definitely an old person thing.
>
> Writing checks is also outdated. Do your banking
> online. It's the 21st century.
So how do you know if mistakes happen?
I also:
- keep an address book, handwritten, and most entries don't have email addresses
- don't need to post what I'm having for dinner on social media (psst, no one cares!)
- don't lease a car. I own all of mine.
- moved out of Mom's house when I was 22 and never went back
- don't put little stick figure families on my back window
- can fix something rather than buying a new one when it breaks
- don't need to find a Mexican to fix my home or car
- can actually tune a car for better performance rather than stick on a fart pipe and a cold air intake that do nothing
- don't drive an $800 car with $3000 worth of wheels on it
- can write a meaningful letter (not a badly composed email full of "lulz", "KWIM" and "LOL")
- know the fallacy of "diversity"
- know the uselessness of protesting in the streets (Occupy was a bunch of worthless, bratty assholes who need to take a bath, move out, and get jobs)
- paid off every loan I've ever taken out
- have a sterling credit report
-------------------------------------------------------
> lol, I've never balanced my checkbook in my entire
> life and never ever bounced a check. That's
> definitely an old person thing.
>
> Writing checks is also outdated. Do your banking
> online. It's the 21st century.
So how do you know if mistakes happen?
I also:
- keep an address book, handwritten, and most entries don't have email addresses
- don't need to post what I'm having for dinner on social media (psst, no one cares!)
- don't lease a car. I own all of mine.
- moved out of Mom's house when I was 22 and never went back
- don't put little stick figure families on my back window
- can fix something rather than buying a new one when it breaks
- don't need to find a Mexican to fix my home or car
- can actually tune a car for better performance rather than stick on a fart pipe and a cold air intake that do nothing
- don't drive an $800 car with $3000 worth of wheels on it
- can write a meaningful letter (not a badly composed email full of "lulz", "KWIM" and "LOL")
- know the fallacy of "diversity"
- know the uselessness of protesting in the streets (Occupy was a bunch of worthless, bratty assholes who need to take a bath, move out, and get jobs)
- paid off every loan I've ever taken out
- have a sterling credit report
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
In The Future
()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:18AM
John Mack Wrote:
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> People over 50 work so their taxes can pay for
> welfare, food stamps, section 8 and obamaphones.
> Talk about stupid.
So what's going to happen when we're gone and there's no one to fund the losers like you? Who's your sugar daddy then? You gonna suck cock to get your beer money?
-------------------------------------------------------
> People over 50 work so their taxes can pay for
> welfare, food stamps, section 8 and obamaphones.
> Talk about stupid.
So what's going to happen when we're gone and there's no one to fund the losers like you? Who's your sugar daddy then? You gonna suck cock to get your beer money?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 11:59AM
I'd say my social media world is split b/w 30s and 60ish.
The BBs post plenty of pictures of what they are eating. Super silly posts from BabbyBoomers as they try to blow 40hrs a week.
The BBs post plenty of pictures of what they are eating. Super silly posts from BabbyBoomers as they try to blow 40hrs a week.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
been there
()
Date: September 08, 2013 12:12PM
50's boss the 40's and 30's. If the 30's are any good at all, they would already be bossing around the 20's. If not, look forward to a life of taking direction instead of formulating solutions.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: September 08, 2013 12:32PM
You Should Do So Good Wrote:
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> So how do you know if mistakes happen?
Review all the bank statements regularly. Not writing checks and not using my debit card helps. I probably write only 2-3 checks a year and rarely use cash or my debit/ATM card. I also moved out of my mom's house when I was 17 and never returned, and think owning an expensive, souped up car is a total waste of money,
-------------------------------------------------------
> So how do you know if mistakes happen?
Review all the bank statements regularly. Not writing checks and not using my debit card helps. I probably write only 2-3 checks a year and rarely use cash or my debit/ATM card. I also moved out of my mom's house when I was 17 and never returned, and think owning an expensive, souped up car is a total waste of money,
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
musicality
()
Date: September 08, 2013 12:44PM
Give away their age by always comparing today's music to groups from the 80's and beyond
Now you know their age ... approximately
When you see the other things they write, you realize how immature they are for their age
Now you know their age ... approximately
When you see the other things they write, you realize how immature they are for their age
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
the unfunny generation
()
Date: September 08, 2013 12:50PM
Atom Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> And I haven't even turned on Fox yet this AM.
>
> Only because I can see the future.
> Wait ten years and I won't be the only one.
>
> Thankfully we'll have the numbers, the physical
> strength and a growing taste for Soylent and
> Green.
You're such an unhappy, boring person. It's sad, really.
To be young and have so much empty time..... that's very sad.
When you're over 50, you'll be even more unhappy and even more boring. And, if you aren't already a fat slob, you'll become one soon, since your concept of exercise is pressing a "send" button.
Learn how to have fun, you robotic, text message/Facebook addict/idiot. Stop staring at your stupid smart phone like it's God, stop walking down the sidewalk with your Bluetooth shit, talking to the air like a schizophrenic off his meds, and when you're out to dinner, turn your goddamn fucking phone off and learn how to communicate the old-fashioned way, face to face, with other actual people.
How about this? Learn how to be an individual, with your own unique ideas. Learn how to take risks (OMG, what a concept) and stop looking to others to solve your problems. In other words, grow up and become a functioning, independent and interesting adult... who knows, you might even grow a sense of humor.
Just say "no" to life as just another unidentifiable member of what is becoming known as the "pathetic" generation.
-------------------------------------------------------
> And I haven't even turned on Fox yet this AM.
>
> Only because I can see the future.
> Wait ten years and I won't be the only one.
>
> Thankfully we'll have the numbers, the physical
> strength and a growing taste for Soylent and
> Green.
You're such an unhappy, boring person. It's sad, really.
To be young and have so much empty time..... that's very sad.
When you're over 50, you'll be even more unhappy and even more boring. And, if you aren't already a fat slob, you'll become one soon, since your concept of exercise is pressing a "send" button.
Learn how to have fun, you robotic, text message/Facebook addict/idiot. Stop staring at your stupid smart phone like it's God, stop walking down the sidewalk with your Bluetooth shit, talking to the air like a schizophrenic off his meds, and when you're out to dinner, turn your goddamn fucking phone off and learn how to communicate the old-fashioned way, face to face, with other actual people.
How about this? Learn how to be an individual, with your own unique ideas. Learn how to take risks (OMG, what a concept) and stop looking to others to solve your problems. In other words, grow up and become a functioning, independent and interesting adult... who knows, you might even grow a sense of humor.
Just say "no" to life as just another unidentifiable member of what is becoming known as the "pathetic" generation.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 12:57PM
Wrong again.
But I do like to wake up on Sundays and watch all the talking heads. The stupids just fire me up and my ultimate solution involves BabbyBoomers.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2013 12:59PM by Atom.
But I do like to wake up on Sundays and watch all the talking heads. The stupids just fire me up and my ultimate solution involves BabbyBoomers.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2013 12:59PM by Atom.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Atom
()
Date: September 08, 2013 01:00PM
Then I use this site to vent because you all are soo easy to bait.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
the unfunny generation
()
Date: September 08, 2013 01:23PM
Atom Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wrong again.
>
> But I do like to wake up on Sundays and watch all
> the talking heads. The stupids just fire me up
> and my ultimate solution involves BabbyBoomers.
No, I hit the nail right on the atom's head.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wrong again.
>
> But I do like to wake up on Sundays and watch all
> the talking heads. The stupids just fire me up
> and my ultimate solution involves BabbyBoomers.
No, I hit the nail right on the atom's head.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
atom's apple
()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:00PM
the unfunny generation Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Atom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wrong again.
> >
> > But I do like to wake up on Sundays and watch
> all
> > the talking heads. The stupids just fire me up
> > and my ultimate solution involves BabbyBoomers.
>
>
> No, I hit the nail right on the atom's head.
don't worry, Atom spends most of his life sponging off those who work hard and take care of their families. he's from a spoiled generation where everyone got whatever they wanted and didn't have to work to get it, a generation where all kids were given good grades so that no one got offended. they don't want to work hard and rely on free handouts from Obama and his buddies,
-------------------------------------------------------
> Atom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wrong again.
> >
> > But I do like to wake up on Sundays and watch
> all
> > the talking heads. The stupids just fire me up
> > and my ultimate solution involves BabbyBoomers.
>
>
> No, I hit the nail right on the atom's head.
don't worry, Atom spends most of his life sponging off those who work hard and take care of their families. he's from a spoiled generation where everyone got whatever they wanted and didn't have to work to get it, a generation where all kids were given good grades so that no one got offended. they don't want to work hard and rely on free handouts from Obama and his buddies,
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:07PM
Atom sounds butthurt
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
harry sax
()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:15PM
DewbagSpotter Wrote:
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> So whats wrong with writing a fucking check that
> it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a
> bullet between the eyes
I use to beat the living shit out of you in high school. Fuck Face.
-------------------------------------------------------
> So whats wrong with writing a fucking check that
> it pisses you off? Sounds like you just need a
> bullet between the eyes
I use to beat the living shit out of you in high school. Fuck Face.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Tit sucker
()
Date: September 08, 2013 03:18PM
You Should Do So Good Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> - moved out of Mom's house when I was 22 and never
> went back
>
At 22?...Fucking Loser.
-------------------------------------------------------
> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> - moved out of Mom's house when I was 22 and never
> went back
>
At 22?...Fucking Loser.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Stabitha
()
Date: September 08, 2013 06:32PM
30 sumthin Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Write checks at the grocery store.
>
> Wear a watch.
>
> Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
>
> Use AOL mail.
>
> Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
>
> Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a
> big tip.
>
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape.
>
> Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11.
>
> Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about
> poor service.
>
>
> What else?
>
>
>
> Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even
> more to think that I will get old someday and
> start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime,
> fuck all you old fucks!
Meanwhile some 50+ year old is probably supporting your ass while you play with yourself on your Playstation all night and sleep all day.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Write checks at the grocery store.
>
> Wear a watch.
>
> Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
>
> Use AOL mail.
>
> Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
>
> Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's a
> big tip.
>
> Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> netscape.
>
> Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at 7-11.
>
> Waste time complaining to huge cooperations about
> poor service.
>
>
> What else?
>
>
>
> Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even
> more to think that I will get old someday and
> start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime,
> fuck all you old fucks!
Meanwhile some 50+ year old is probably supporting your ass while you play with yourself on your Playstation all night and sleep all day.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Reality Bites
()
Date: September 08, 2013 06:38PM
Stabitha Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 30 sumthin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Write checks at the grocery store.
> >
> > Wear a watch.
> >
> > Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
> >
> > Use AOL mail.
> >
> > Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
> >
> > Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's
> a
> > big tip.
> >
> > Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> > netscape.
> >
> > Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at
> 7-11.
> >
> > Waste time complaining to huge cooperations
> about
> > poor service.
> >
> >
> > What else?
> >
> >
> >
> > Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even
> > more to think that I will get old someday and
> > start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime,
> > fuck all you old fucks!
>
> Meanwhile some 50+ year old is probably supporting
> your ass while you play with yourself on your
> Playstation all night and sleep all day.
You would know,Stabby.
-------------------------------------------------------
> 30 sumthin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Write checks at the grocery store.
> >
> > Wear a watch.
> >
> > Drive at or slightly below the speed limit.
> >
> > Use AOL mail.
> >
> > Take forever to withdraw 60 bucks from the ATM.
> >
> > Leave a 15% tip at a restaurant and think it's
> a
> > big tip.
> >
> > Browse the web with IE, opera or worse yet
> > netscape.
> >
> > Use coins beyond a couple pennies to pay at
> 7-11.
> >
> > Waste time complaining to huge cooperations
> about
> > poor service.
> >
> >
> > What else?
> >
> >
> >
> > Old people piss me off and it pisses me of even
> > more to think that I will get old someday and
> > start doing retarded shit too. In the meantime,
> > fuck all you old fucks!
>
> Meanwhile some 50+ year old is probably supporting
> your ass while you play with yourself on your
> Playstation all night and sleep all day.
You would know,Stabby.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
svennestle
()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:07PM
if you catch them stealing or in a complaint the answer is
"i don't know i can't remember - my memory must be going bad"
"i don't know i can't remember - my memory must be going bad"
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
svennestle
()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:10PM
old people want you to believe ...
$150,000 / yr per gov job they hold (usually more than one) is fair compensation for being a bean counter / light accounting office class work
that's funny: in ages past it never was, and was reffered to as being a bean counter
$150,000 / yr per gov job they hold (usually more than one) is fair compensation for being a bean counter / light accounting office class work
that's funny: in ages past it never was, and was reffered to as being a bean counter
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
They help
()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:26PM
Will stop in the middle of heavy traffic to retrieve a soda can for the deposit and think they made a big score. Will check the coin slot on vending machines and if they find a nickle chalk up a good day. Fight or argue about any unimportant run of the mill horseshit and base it "on general principle"; and consider it a major victory if they win. Will wear a tacky "Don't Forget my Senior Citizen's discount" printed on thier baseball caps or "Old Fart" and not give a hoot.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Montgomery B.
()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:32PM
It's all going according to my plan! Excellent!
Attachments:
Attachments:
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Darth Nihilus
()
Date: September 08, 2013 07:56PM
Still hate the negro and illegal spic, think justin beiber is a fag.
This is not a bad thing
This is not a bad thing
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
dummy speak
()
Date: September 09, 2013 12:06AM
atom's apple Wrote:
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> he's from a spoiled generation where
> everyone got whatever they wanted and didn't have
> to work to get it, a generation where all kids
> were given good grades so that no one got
> offended.
a generation raised in a politically correct, newspeak, sanitized, fake world. Just listen to them speak.... it's hysterical.
a generation where kids know more about condoms and bananas than world history.
a generation where the girls look more like boys than the boys.
prime material for a socialist regime....
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> he's from a spoiled generation where
> everyone got whatever they wanted and didn't have
> to work to get it, a generation where all kids
> were given good grades so that no one got
> offended.
a generation raised in a politically correct, newspeak, sanitized, fake world. Just listen to them speak.... it's hysterical.
a generation where kids know more about condoms and bananas than world history.
a generation where the girls look more like boys than the boys.
prime material for a socialist regime....
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
yes they do stupid stuff!!
()
Date: September 09, 2013 08:35PM
THEY READ NEWSPAPERS!!!!! IT'S TWENTY FUCKING THIRTEEN!!!!
I mean the printed shit, with ink on the paper kind. WTF?
I mean the printed shit, with ink on the paper kind. WTF?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
waiter
()
Date: September 10, 2013 01:30PM
Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing. I feel like telling them that we ran out of that whit in 1995!
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Geezer
()
Date: September 10, 2013 02:29PM
waiter Wrote:
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> Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing. I
> feel like telling them that we ran out of that
> whit in 1995!
Well, if you don't have Thousand Island do you have any
Green Goddess dressing?
And to the previous poster, I like the printed paper so
I can do the crossword puzzle.
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> Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing. I
> feel like telling them that we ran out of that
> whit in 1995!
Well, if you don't have Thousand Island do you have any
Green Goddess dressing?
And to the previous poster, I like the printed paper so
I can do the crossword puzzle.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
apple pie
()
Date: September 10, 2013 02:44PM
Wear Canoe or Aqua Velva cologne. Walk around with fly open and pee stains.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
just me
()
Date: September 10, 2013 03:17PM
OLDER PEOPLE USE PINE SOL TO CLEAN. IF YOU ENTER THEIR HOUSE MOST LIKELY YOU MAY SMELL THAT.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Vexxxed
()
Date: September 10, 2013 05:18PM
waiter Wrote:
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> Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing. I
> feel like telling them that we ran out of that
> whit in 1995!
Knocking em dead with your career in food service eh?
Keep laughing at "old people", pal.
You're not allowed to accept tips at McDonald's are you?
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> Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing. I
> feel like telling them that we ran out of that
> whit in 1995!
Knocking em dead with your career in food service eh?
Keep laughing at "old people", pal.
You're not allowed to accept tips at McDonald's are you?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
waiter
()
Date: September 10, 2013 05:56PM
Vexxxed Wrote:
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> waiter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing.
> I
> > feel like telling them that we ran out of that
> > shit in 1995!
>
>
> Knocking em dead with your career in food service
> eh?
>
> Keep laughing at "old people", pal.
>
> You're not allowed to accept tips at McDonald's
> are you?
No, just a part time job while in school thanks for asking.
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> waiter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Old people ask for 1000 island salad dressing.
> I
> > feel like telling them that we ran out of that
> > shit in 1995!
>
>
> Knocking em dead with your career in food service
> eh?
>
> Keep laughing at "old people", pal.
>
> You're not allowed to accept tips at McDonald's
> are you?
No, just a part time job while in school thanks for asking.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Stupid things old (50+) people d
()
Date: September 10, 2013 06:01PM
Stupid things old (50+) people do:
Read threads started by morons like OP
Read threads started by morons like OP
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Abe
()
Date: September 10, 2013 06:27PM
apple pie Wrote:
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> Wear Canoe or Aqua Velva cologne. Walk around
> with fly open and pee stains.
I wear Hai Karate. I also wear shoes with Velcro,
cardigan sweaters, and eat at 3:30 to get the
early bird specials. And I can buy and sell any
of you punks.
Time for me to head to Florida for the winter.
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> Wear Canoe or Aqua Velva cologne. Walk around
> with fly open and pee stains.
I wear Hai Karate. I also wear shoes with Velcro,
cardigan sweaters, and eat at 3:30 to get the
early bird specials. And I can buy and sell any
of you punks.
Time for me to head to Florida for the winter.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Commuter
()
Date: September 10, 2013 07:14PM
At least we don't use a credit card to pay for a candy bar ... or is that your welfare money?
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
on the govt teet
()
Date: September 15, 2013 06:07PM
Commuter Wrote:
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> At least we don't use a credit card to pay for a
> candy bar ... or is that your welfare money?
We can buy whole pizzas at 7-11 with the ebt card now but not by the slice wtf? We can also get Rotisserie chickens at Giant or Food Lion.
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> At least we don't use a credit card to pay for a
> candy bar ... or is that your welfare money?
We can buy whole pizzas at 7-11 with the ebt card now but not by the slice wtf? We can also get Rotisserie chickens at Giant or Food Lion.
Re: Stupid things old (50+) people do
Posted by:
Sonny Jurgensen
()
Date: September 15, 2013 06:08PM
Jump on the Redskins Band Wagon.