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Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 31, 2008 11:49AM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Loser personified ()
Date: October 31, 2008 12:29PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Hi everyone. I hope you all are doing well. Happy
> Halloween...
>
> Well, to get down to the short and fat of this
> post, I want to meet 'girls' through FU. I am in a
> serious dating slump. I haven't even had physical
> contact with another person outside of
> purposefully rubbing up against someone on the
> metro, or exiting an elevator in the past 3
> months. (Translation: World's biggest loser)
>
> Me:
>
> - 5'8, 165 lbs
> - Brown Hair, Brown Eyes
> - Mildly retarded
> - Flaming homosexual
>

You:

>
> -Older She male w/ foot long cock
> -Must be feminine
>

If you would like, please send me a PM and we'll
> take it from there....
>
> EJ

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: October 31, 2008 01:32PM

Good luck with smoker looking for non-smoker under 135lbs.



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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: October 31, 2008 02:08PM

You are not going to meet the love of your life on an internet bulletin board full of criminals and spoiled whiners.

You should meet the love of your life the old fashioned way. In a bar.

It is Halloween, there will be plenty of chicks in slutty cat/nurse/cheerleader outfits in bars drinking heavily tonight in DC or Clarendon. Hell, there is a party next door to me tonight that will be full of 20 something aged teachers drinking. (my wife wont let me go). Get social.

And Meeper, I am not telling you where I live.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Date: October 31, 2008 02:22PM

EJ-

This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read (No Mexicans!) Ha!

Good luck.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 31, 2008 02:25PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 31, 2008 02:25PM

Thanks Washingtonelocian...

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 31, 2008 02:25PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
>>> that will be full of 20 something aged teachers drinking. (my wife wont let me go). Get social.
> And Meeper, I am not telling you where I live.



Trust me, I wouldn't go near your wife.

;))

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Date: October 31, 2008 02:34PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Yeah, I think I am going to goto Clarendon
> tonight. I live in the North Glebe area but hardly
> ever go out in Arlington. I'm not dressing up
> though. Meeting girls at the bar is so difficult.
> So hyper-competitive. It's really not my style
> (aka, I can't do it).
>
> I did meet one girl at the bar (The Auld Shabeen)
> and dated her for 4 months. In retrospect that was
> a one night stand gone horribly wrong...

Seriously, you can't pick up women at the bar. If there is some 26-year-old woman at a bar looking to get picked up, there is something seriously wrong with her.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 02:44PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:04PM

WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> Expensive Jeans Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, I think I am going to goto Clarendon
> > tonight. I live in the North Glebe area but
> hardly
> > ever go out in Arlington. I'm not dressing up
> > though. Meeting girls at the bar is so
> difficult.
> > So hyper-competitive. It's really not my style
> > (aka, I can't do it).
> >
> > I did meet one girl at the bar (The Auld
> Shabeen)
> > and dated her for 4 months. In retrospect that
> was
> > a one night stand gone horribly wrong...
>
> Seriously, you can't pick up women at the bar. If
> there is some 26-year-old woman at a bar looking
> to get picked up, there is something seriously
> wrong with her.

You sir, are an idiot. I met my wife at a bar, and most of my friends met their wives at bars. Here is how you do it. Find a chick who is with a friend or two. A gaggle of four or more chicks is no good. get the chick to move out of her comfort zone like stepping outside for some fresh air or just away from her friends. If a chick does not move out of her comfort zone, move on. I have seen many men continually buy women drinks, flowers, and food, and the chick never moves away from her friends. All he gets is a fat bar bill.

When you two are semi-alone, show sincere interest by asking questions about herself, and don't interupt. Now, fit in the comment "You've been to Paris, you know exactly what I am talking about." Now you are homing in on if she comes from a good family. Get it? If she has never been to Paris, she is not from a good family. Also, talk about college professors, not about college drinking. See where this is going? If her answers are not up to snuff, move on.

Now, if it is working.....

Perhaps some dancing to classic songs later on with a beer or two to cool down, and kiss her goodnight before she leaves. after an hour long telephone conversation, Monday or Tuesday, you should get a second date out of it.

Then it is up to you.

The Japanese have a saying, "when the student is ready, the teacher will come." You sir, were ready.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:13PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:16PM

In all seriousness, I've read some of FUN's ruminations regarding dating, and more specifically, meeting women at the bar. He's actually very insightful in that respect. I enjoy it...

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:22PM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
>> He's actually very insightful in that respect. I enjoy it...

Yeah, but he conveniently left out the part where he got pepper-sprayed.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:24PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:26PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:32PM

inkahootz Wrote:


> If that doesn't work, you can always try FUN's
> back up plan; slip her a roofie, abduct her, and
> force her to endure a Riverdance show (Cruel and
> unusual punishment). Or knock her ass out caveman
> style with a club and drag her home. It worked for
> him!

Welcome home Inkboy! Heard you were in jail. Is that true? Speaking of Ink, took the kids to the Oceans exhbit at the Natural History Museum, and we saw a dead giant squid...any relation?

I read you were in a high school band once called "Inkahootz." Is that true?

Is it also true you are schitzo and post under several names like "Howiefeltersnatch?"

Did I ever tell you former senator and Law & Order actor Freddie Thompson was at the same Riverdance show I took my wife too? Bruce Springsteen was quoted as saying he liked Riverdance, and saw it in New York and London. I would assume Freddie or Bruce wouldn't see it alone, but did go with their wives. Speaking of wives, how's yours? woops...sore subject.

Anyway, can you respond to the multiple personalities, jail, and high school band questions.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Date: October 31, 2008 03:37PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> You sir, are an idiot. I met my wife at a bar,
> and most of my friends met their wives at bars.


How old were you?

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:43PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:43PM

late twenties.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:46PM

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:49PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:50PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> FUNdamental Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > inkahootz Wrote:
> >
>>
>
The whole DeathByCop thing is a
> friend of mine. Believe what you want from posts
> made by obssessive posters who have true
> personality disorders. If that person is who I
> think it is; she is a diagnosed Bi-Polar Bear.
>
A Friend? Did you meet at the psychiatrist's office? Do you have group therapy together? Do you compare meds?

Why was it that all these people stopped posting the exact same time Inkyboy left?

Is this where you went?

http://aloha-house.com/

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:58PM

M&L together
D&S divorced he married anther and are still together
G&L together
M&T together
F&L together
C&J together
C&E together


as I see it, 13%.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: October 31, 2008 03:59PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: winner ()
Date: October 31, 2008 04:07PM

Speaking of Internet dating, here's a guy who looks like a winner
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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: SUPERdetective ()
Date: October 31, 2008 04:18PM

That guy is not DeathByCop, or Inkahootz, for that matter. You are most adept at digging up irrelevant and asinine shit on the internet. I did the same search you did; this guy lives in Richmond, teaches MMA, and could probably beat the crap out of you if he knew you were posting his pic on the net.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: October 31, 2008 04:19PM

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Margie ()
Date: October 31, 2008 06:27PM

Is that Expensive Jeans?

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: huh? ()
Date: October 31, 2008 07:00PM

Margie Wrote:
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> Is that Expensive Jeans?


No

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Date: October 31, 2008 09:44PM

winner Wrote:
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> Speaking of Internet dating, here's a guy who
> looks like a winner


That dude looks like Frankenstein's monster! WTF?

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Rod ()
Date: October 31, 2008 10:07PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> WashingToneLocian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Expensive Jeans Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yeah, I think I am going to goto Clarendon
> > > tonight. I live in the North Glebe area but
> > hardly
> > > ever go out in Arlington. I'm not dressing up
> > > though. Meeting girls at the bar is so
> > difficult.
> > > So hyper-competitive. It's really not my
> style
> > > (aka, I can't do it).
> > >
> > > I did meet one girl at the bar (The Auld
> > Shabeen)
> > > and dated her for 4 months. In retrospect
> that
> > was
> > > a one night stand gone horribly wrong...
> >
> > Seriously, you can't pick up women at the bar.
> If
> > there is some 26-year-old woman at a bar
> looking
> > to get picked up, there is something seriously
> > wrong with her.
>
> You sir, are an idiot. I met my wife at a bar,
> and most of my friends met their wives at bars.
> Here is how you do it. Find a chick who is with a
> friend or two. A gaggle of four or more chicks is
> no good. get the chick to move out of her comfort
> zone like stepping outside for some fresh air or
> just away from her friends. If a chick does not
> move out of her comfort zone, move on. I have
> seen many men continually buy women drinks,
> flowers, and food, and the chick never moves away
> from her friends. All he gets is a fat bar bill.
>
>
> When you two are semi-alone, show sincere interest
> by asking questions about herself, and don't
> interupt. Now, fit in the comment "You've been
> to Paris, you know exactly what I am talking
> about." Now you are homing in on if she comes from
> a good family. Get it? If she has never been to
> Paris, she is not from a good family. Also, talk
> about college professors, not about college
> drinking. See where this is going? If her
> answers are not up to snuff, move on.
>
> Now, if it is working.....
>
> Perhaps some dancing to classic songs later on
> with a beer or two to cool down, and kiss her
> goodnight before she leaves. after an hour long
> telephone conversation, Monday or Tuesday, you
> should get a second date out of it.
>
> Then it is up to you.
>
> The Japanese have a saying, "when the student is
> ready, the teacher will come." You sir, were
> ready.

_______

Some good points, you should write a book or a colum

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Bob ()
Date: October 31, 2008 10:27PM

If you're looking to meet women, halloween is definitely the best time to hit the bars.

Halloween night is amateur night, and you can easily tell which women are looking to hook up because they are in a slutty costume.

I met a 24 year old georgetown nurse one year, the first night she'd been out in 14 months. She and her friend were wearing their old high school gym uniforms. Her's had a number 9 on it, her friend's had a 12 or something. Her friend came over to ask for a cigarette, and I jokingly said, "only if you give me nine's phone number." and she ran over to tell her friend, who came up to me all excited, "you really want my number??" We talked for about an hour until last call, and we've been dating for 7 years.

Hit a few bars. After 11 is the best time to get started, that way you're more sober than everyone else. DC is way better than arlington, especially since last call is 2:30 on friday and saturday.



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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Margie ()
Date: November 01, 2008 12:03AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Well, to get down to the short and fat of this
> post, I want to meet girls through FU. I am in a
> serious dating slump. I haven't even had physical
> contact with another person outside of
> purposefully rubbing up against someone on the
> metro, or exiting an elevator in the past 3
> months.
> EJ


EJ.....You have got to be kidding right? You can't be serious....LOL..If things are really that bad...You might try tying a pork chop around you neck.....LMAO

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Al Bundy ()
Date: November 01, 2008 12:25AM

Hey! E. J. !!!!
Ask the ConMan for more illegal cathouses in FFx.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 01, 2008 09:50AM

Another look into the frightening life of EJ......

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: November 01, 2008 09:52AM

Some women would call EJ a "keeper"


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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 02, 2008 01:31AM

Just when I think I've seen the funniest thread on FU...something like this comes along to brighten my day. It doesn't get any funnier than this. Especially that first reply by "Loser Personified", holy crap that was funny.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Bob ()
Date: November 02, 2008 01:32AM

Expensive Jeans,

If you really want to meet women, volunteer at a hospital.

Fairfax Hospital and Georgetown Hospital are the best. They both have very cute nurses who have very little time to go out and meet guys. Plus, Georgetown has all the nursing students from GU, but of course they actually do get to socialize with fellow students.

Seriously, nurses are perfect dating material. They obviously got into nursing for a reason, which is to be caring and nurturing, and all that. Plus their jobs don't give them a schedule conducive to a crazy party lifestyle.

90% of them are also in very good physical shape, too.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: November 02, 2008 08:45AM

All of this has been discussed before, and the conclusion many of the regular FUers came to were these:

1) Half of Dupont Circle itself, in not in the Dupont Circle neighborhood, but in the Golden Triangle

2) No matter how many good looking, young, single women there are in a certain place - you should stay away because there may be a fag nearby.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/106795/107402.html#msg-107402

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: November 02, 2008 09:29AM

Bob Wrote:
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> Expensive Jeans,
>
> If you really want to meet women, volunteer at a
> hospital.

Yeah, then he can people while they are recovering in the post-op stalls.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Bob ()
Date: November 02, 2008 10:12PM

pgens Wrote:
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> Bob Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Expensive Jeans,
> >
> > If you really want to meet women, volunteer at
> a
> > hospital.
>
> Yeah, then he can people while they are recovering
> in the post-op stalls.

I meant that he would meet a lot of very attractive, educated NURSES.

Obviously, you can't act like you're at a pickup bar, but by working at the hospital, you get the advantage of familiarity and can build up rapport with and learn about the nurses you are interested in or who are interested in you.


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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Bob ()
Date: January 12, 2009 06:58AM

> who's making up shit about who?
>
> YOu already admitted to making up everything about
> the Pub. You got angry at something I said, and
> tried to make up all kinds of bullshit about me,
> and all of it proved to be totallly bullshit.


Sure, crazy! I was being facetious in that post, dummy!

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: January 12, 2009 07:13AM

Bob Wrote:
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> Inkahootz:
>
> > who's making up shit about who?
> >
> > YOu already admitted to making up everything
> about
> > the Pub. You got angry at something I said, and
>
> > tried to make up all kinds of bullshit about me,
>
> > and all of it proved to be totallly bullshit.
>
>
> Sure, crazy! I was being facetious in that post,
> dummy!


This is the post I was referring to: with an edit; So you get it!LOL


Re: Lingo in underground?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: January 10, 2009 01:55PM


Bob (aka Bartholemew Simpson),

It's time for a new hobby. You no longer need my help in making yourself look like an idiot on this site. You are perfectly adept on your own. I made everything up ( edit: just so you are not confused Bart, I am being facetious). End of story.


Cheers!



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...and since you are misrepresenting PM's and taking them out of context:



Bob, since you continue posting lies, I will continue posting the truth; This time, your very own posts! Stop lying, you only make yourself look like an ass. Go ahead and continue to erase/cover this up, I will just repost it, as long as you keep lying.


Re: The More Things Change....
Posted by: Bob ()
Date: November 14, 2008 03:23AM


dickwad. Don't tell my girlfriend about my blow up doll.

6am is the end of the nightshift for nurses at Bles, Gorman, and CCC.

I love waiting until about 7:30, when my best friend comes home and I cook her 5 scrambled eggs, and then we spend the next two hours undressing, taking a shower and then going to bed.

Yeah, I do sometimes do enjoy a little masturbation fantasy with pictures of her, as she does the same with pictures of me.

In fact, I've got about 3 hours before I can pick her up outside the pasqueralla entrance. I might just strip down and wear a bathrobe, and she promised to wear scrubs with no underwear or bra underneath. We might even drive up Macarthur past Sibley, and park on the side of the road and get a little funky.

If I have to, I'll bring a doll into the equation.

No, wait. Neither of us need dolls. We adore each other, and we're going to fuck and suck and have a good time because we actually enjoy sex and we have figured out how to work out our conflicting schedules to make for some awesome sexual adventures



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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Date: January 12, 2009 09:25AM

Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> Well, to get down to the short and fat of this
> post, I want to meet girls through FU. I am in a
> serious dating slump. I haven't even had physical
> contact with another person outside of
> purposefully rubbing up against someone on the
> metro, or exiting an elevator in the past 3
> months.
>
> Me:
>
>
a typical day at home talking to u on the computer Pictures, Images and Photos

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Angus Beef ()
Date: January 21, 2009 03:33PM

EJ - you are a sad and stooopid fucking low life loser. Trying to meet women on FU. Very pathetic. Haven't got laid in months? What? Your tiny cock is sore from whacking off to gay internet porn? If you want to get laid go to Dupont Circle, dump a bottle of lavender baby oil on your donut and bend over. When you are done getting your mangina stretched to size of a hula hoop, open wide and let somebody take a steaming wasabi shit in your mouth. Do yourself a favor and tie some cinder blocks around your waist and jump into the Occoquan River. Recycle yourself and become fish food. Hahaaaaaaa. Loser can't get laid.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 21, 2009 04:20PM

Angus Beef Wrote:
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> EJ - you are a sad and stooopid fucking low life
> loser. Trying to meet women on FU. Very
> pathetic. Haven't got laid in months? What? Your
> tiny cock is sore from whacking off to gay
> internet porn? If you want to get laid go to
> Dupont Circle, dump a bottle of lavender baby oil
> on your donut and bend over. When you are done
> getting your mangina stretched to size of a hula
> hoop, open wide and let somebody take a steaming
> wasabi shit in your mouth. Do yourself a favor
> and tie some cinder blocks around your waist and
> jump into the Occoquan River. Recycle yourself
> and become fish food. Hahaaaaaaa. Loser can't
> get laid.

Ha ha ha!

You = chump.

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Date: January 21, 2009 04:44PM

Something tells me that when you seek women out anonymously online that 9 times out of 10 you end up meeting up with a 23-year-old Haitian dude named Guy (pronounced GEE in French).

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: Expensive Jeans! ()
Date: January 22, 2009 06:08PM

Hey I'm looking to meet extremely well hung guys(horselike) to fill my donut full of fruity jelly. I love servicing studs,BJ's,HJ's,ZJ's. I like going to bars and pretend to get drunk and "pretend" to let other drunks "take advantage" of me. I am no joke extremely horny for fat, pimply faced losers like me. I like receiving bukkake. Hungry for scat and mung. My rim puckers and begs for a pounding anytime I get close to Golden Retrievers. I love it when I get stuck on the pup's knot. I enjoy homo porn and giving rim jobs. My butt needs jizz. Will someone please plaster my face? I need it bad, like your rusty pole needs my mouth grease. Someone, anyone please just strecth me out and fill me up full of your hot man goo. Spank me, rape me, stretch me out, fil me up, abuse me, bleed my anus please. I am so desperate for gay action.
Me:

- 5'3, 265 lbs
- Brown Hair, Brown Eyes
- ugly as shit
- 27 years old and horny for your purple crown
- Excellent at felching
- sucks off pets
- I do smoke crack
- Parent's still married and I live in the basement
- Pathetic unemployed loser
- 1987 pink Toyota Corolla
- Vast knowledge of gay clubs and weird sexual positions
(would be good for any new studs to the area)
- Worldy/Cultured
- Very good teeth and oral skill
_ Ability to stuff 18 inches in my ass
- flaming homo : )

You:

- 5'8 and up
- 235 lbs or more
- Prefer senior citizens, especially old fat mexicans : )
- smoke anything
- serious vices only
- Must like servicing dogs ( just like me )
- Must like to shoot wads in my mouth
- rejects preferred, but not mandatory
- gay
- Punctual creampies and big hairless nuts
- Must be feminine
- Dark hair preferred, not mandatory
- Sharp and long lasting in the sack.
- Not a late sleeper. Must wake at 9AM or earlier so I can service morning wood
- Solid and verifiable swollen phallus blood lines
- Not a picky eater, adventurious diner required.
- must be hung like horse
- must enjoy pounding my bitch faggot ass
- Absolutely MUST infect my rectum with AIDS and other STD's
- must be open to gang banging my bottomless pit with your friends/family
-Must enjoy spicy food and taking watery shit in my mouth then punching me in the stomach untill I barf and making me slurp the spill with a straw.

If you would like, please send me a PM and we'll take it from there....

EJ

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Re: Looking to meet women on FairfaxUnderground...
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 22, 2009 06:19PM

Expensive Jeans! Wrote:
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> -Must enjoy spicy food and taking watery shit in
> my mouth then punching me in the stomach untill I
> barf and making me slurp the spill with a straw.
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