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Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Kassey
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Date: September 04, 2013 05:25PM
Was it painful? Did they find anything?
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Stabitha
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Date: September 04, 2013 05:29PM
Youre knocked out so you dont feel anything.
Sometimes they find some shit, sometimes they dont.
Sometimes they find some shit, sometimes they dont.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Kassey
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Date: September 04, 2013 05:32PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Youre knocked out so you dont feel anything.
>
> Sometimes they find some shit, sometimes they
> dont.
What if they see a polyp? Is that bad?
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> Youre knocked out so you dont feel anything.
>
> Sometimes they find some shit, sometimes they
> dont.
What if they see a polyp? Is that bad?
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Stabitha
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Date: September 04, 2013 05:36PM
You might want to ask your doctor that question.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Fagarello
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Date: September 04, 2013 06:00PM
I loved mine! They had to use a wide camera because the standard one just rattled around in my rectum and wouldn't stay in place...
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Weiner-Scope
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Date: September 04, 2013 06:02PM
No, you're not knocked out. I had Valium and a local anesthetic (Lidocaine) injected by a nurse who reminded me of my grandma. And it hurt like hell even so! Like having a fucking telephone pole driven up your cock! Afterwards I was left lying in a fetal position, stoned out of my mind, with a numb dick and feeling very pissed off.
Is this all preliminary to a laser lithotripsy? That's another story altogether!
Enjoy!
Is this all preliminary to a laser lithotripsy? That's another story altogether!
Enjoy!
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Kassey
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Date: September 04, 2013 06:13PM
Weiner-Scope Wrote:
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> No, you're not knocked out. I had Valium and a
> local anesthetic (Lidocaine) injected by a nurse
> who reminded me of my grandma. And it hurt like
> hell even so! Like having a fucking telephone pole
> driven up your cock! Afterwards I was left lying
> in a fetal position, stoned out of my mind, with a
> numb dick and feeling very pissed off.
>
> Is this all preliminary to a laser lithotripsy?
> That's another story altogether!
>
> Enjoy!
No, I had one today! It hurt like hell, and pissing afterwards was and still is a tortue. I'm just asking because I was told at the hospitol it is a piece of cake". That's a bullshit!!
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> No, you're not knocked out. I had Valium and a
> local anesthetic (Lidocaine) injected by a nurse
> who reminded me of my grandma. And it hurt like
> hell even so! Like having a fucking telephone pole
> driven up your cock! Afterwards I was left lying
> in a fetal position, stoned out of my mind, with a
> numb dick and feeling very pissed off.
>
> Is this all preliminary to a laser lithotripsy?
> That's another story altogether!
>
> Enjoy!
No, I had one today! It hurt like hell, and pissing afterwards was and still is a tortue. I'm just asking because I was told at the hospitol it is a piece of cake". That's a bullshit!!
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Poop Chute
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Date: September 04, 2013 06:26PM
Fagarello Wrote:
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> I loved mine! They had to use a wide camera
> because the standard one just rattled around in my
> rectum and wouldn't stay in place...
You're a classic case of "doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground".
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> I loved mine! They had to use a wide camera
> because the standard one just rattled around in my
> rectum and wouldn't stay in place...
You're a classic case of "doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground".
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Weiner-Scope
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Date: September 04, 2013 06:29PM
Kassey Wrote:
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> No, I had one today! It hurt like hell, and
> pissing afterwards was and still is a tortue. I'm
> just asking because I was told at the hospitol it
> is a piece of cake". That's a bullshit!!
So what did they find? Mine was for kidney stones which
had lodged in my bladder, thus the follow-up laser job.
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> No, I had one today! It hurt like hell, and
> pissing afterwards was and still is a tortue. I'm
> just asking because I was told at the hospitol it
> is a piece of cake". That's a bullshit!!
So what did they find? Mine was for kidney stones which
had lodged in my bladder, thus the follow-up laser job.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Kassey
()
Date: September 04, 2013 06:35PM
A polyp. He is going to scope and cut it out in a couple weeks. I guess the same procedure or maybe worst. I had an occasion of blood pissing a few weeks ago. Everything is reassuring, blood test, urine test, MRI. Just his one damn polyp. I know what I'm in for anyways, pain.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Ouch!
()
Date: September 04, 2013 06:35PM
Here ya' go! Damn kinky stuff.
Fast forward to 2:45 in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLJ7vAxN3Y
Attachments:
Fast forward to 2:45 in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLJ7vAxN3Y
Attachments:
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Kassey
()
Date: September 04, 2013 06:43PM
Ouch! Wrote:
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> Here ya' go! Damn kinky stuff.
>
> Fast forward to 2:45 in the video.
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLJ7vAxN3Y
I know! How can anybody say it does not hurt? One of the few times you wish you had a tiny dick!
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> Here ya' go! Damn kinky stuff.
>
> Fast forward to 2:45 in the video.
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkLJ7vAxN3Y
I know! How can anybody say it does not hurt? One of the few times you wish you had a tiny dick!
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Weiner-Scope
()
Date: September 04, 2013 06:47PM
Kassey Wrote:
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> I know! How can anybody say it does not hurt?
> One of the few times you wish you had a tiny dick!
I'd rather have a huge dick and them have a very, very,
*VERY* tiny camera. That thing was like a freight train
plowing through me!
(I do think that through the fog of the anesthesia, I did
hear "Wow" from the OR nurses! )
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> I know! How can anybody say it does not hurt?
> One of the few times you wish you had a tiny dick!
I'd rather have a huge dick and them have a very, very,
*VERY* tiny camera. That thing was like a freight train
plowing through me!
(I do think that through the fog of the anesthesia, I did
hear "Wow" from the OR nurses! )
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Rush Hour
()
Date: September 04, 2013 06:53PM
Stabitha Wrote:
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> Youre knocked out so you dont feel anything.
>
> Sometimes they find some shit, sometimes they
> dont.
Do you know what they call Stabitha's hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps
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> Youre knocked out so you dont feel anything.
>
> Sometimes they find some shit, sometimes they
> dont.
Do you know what they call Stabitha's hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Stoney
()
Date: September 04, 2013 07:04PM
I had one recently and the doctor required two nurses to help him handle the Loch Ness monster. I think he hurt his back too.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
OMG!
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Date: September 04, 2013 07:49PM
I watched the video.
O.M.F.G. !!!
Please tell me you're under a general anesthesia for that.
O.M.F.G. !!!
Please tell me you're under a general anesthesia for that.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Try having a baby!
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Date: September 04, 2013 07:53PM
Why did you need this procedure?
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Kassey
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Date: September 05, 2013 04:46PM
Try having a baby! Wrote:
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> Why did you need this procedure?
Blood in urine. Highly visible blood. For whatever reason no anesthesia is administered, the only thing is a "numbing" solution applied to uretha opening.
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> Why did you need this procedure?
Blood in urine. Highly visible blood. For whatever reason no anesthesia is administered, the only thing is a "numbing" solution applied to uretha opening.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
svennestle
()
Date: September 05, 2013 08:24PM
usually the NURSE, not doctor, is supposed to inform you
and there's lots online to read besides that
get a second opinion if you can.
did you know many dentists sugg. root canals that aren't necessary because they cost $1000 and aren't that hard to do? hmm.
and there's lots online to read besides that
get a second opinion if you can.
did you know many dentists sugg. root canals that aren't necessary because they cost $1000 and aren't that hard to do? hmm.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
That's true
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Date: September 06, 2013 11:10AM
svennestle Wrote:
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> usually the NURSE, not doctor, is supposed to
> inform you
>
> and there's lots online to read besides that
>
> get a second opinion if you can.
>
> did you know many dentists sugg. root canals that
> aren't necessary because they cost $1000 and
> aren't that hard to do? hmm.
That's true with most all non-life threatening procedures. However, if a polyp is detected, it is best to remove and biopsy it. They can turn to cancer in a few years.
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> usually the NURSE, not doctor, is supposed to
> inform you
>
> and there's lots online to read besides that
>
> get a second opinion if you can.
>
> did you know many dentists sugg. root canals that
> aren't necessary because they cost $1000 and
> aren't that hard to do? hmm.
That's true with most all non-life threatening procedures. However, if a polyp is detected, it is best to remove and biopsy it. They can turn to cancer in a few years.
Re: Anybody ever have a Cystoscopy done?
Posted by:
Hurting
()
Date: September 12, 2013 08:23AM
I had a lithotripsy done yesterday! Jesus Christ does it hurt now! I'm pissing blood everywhere and it feels like my nuts have been ripped off by a bulldog!