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Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Survey 2010 ()
Date: November 14, 2010 10:38PM

Is themuse really a woman?
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a.) No, it's a guy impersonating a female.

b.) Maybe, but I think themuse is a transvestite.

c.) It's a troll that's been on this site for years.

d.) All of the above.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: November 14, 2010 10:40PM

e) Who gives a fuck?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 14, 2010 10:49PM

i am almost drunk enough to post my number. almost; not quite.
unless/until i get there you will have to believe meph when he tells you (and he knows) that i am a girl.


why is this so hard to believe? riddle me that, survey, and you just might win my digits.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Girl ()
Date: November 14, 2010 10:57PM

F). None of the above. Female ..age. 18-25 drunk

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: correct answer ()
Date: November 14, 2010 10:59PM

G.) themuse is She Devil

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 14, 2010 11:55PM

H) A cop looking for net crime

I) Micheal Jackson faking his death

J) Seth McFarland when he's bored making cartoons

K) Allison Hanigan

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 15, 2010 12:05AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 02:59AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 15, 2010 12:06AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 02:59AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 15, 2010 12:09AM

Something is queer about you, chuck...

The reason you imagine themuse as a disturbed middle-aged male is the EXACT SAME reason I imagine her as a young, sexy, woman... in her late 20's... with soft skin...

I bet she smells great!

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Because the safest assumption to make when dealing
> with someone on the Internet is that they are a
> mildly to moderately disturbed middle-aged male
> until proven otherwise.
>
> Since I am never going to meet you, nor even talk
> to you outside of this forum, I will continue in
> this assumption.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 15, 2010 12:57AM

themuse is 34 years old, has nice legs, a dog named Flap, was roommates with the dood who sold Shannon Hoon his fatal dose of smack, and she smokes like a chimney.

totally, totally, beautiful.

I wanna play King of Fighters with you, girl. Then we can go out for a Pepsi and an oxycontin. Whaddaya say, gurl?
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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 15, 2010 12:31PM

Survey 2010 Wrote:
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> Is themuse really a woman?
> -------------------------------
>

How ridiculous. Of course muse is a real woman.

She and I have planned a pajama party, just the two of us.

We're going to do each other's nails, go skinny dipping, drink lots of wine and gossip, maybe get into bed and watch an old movie...

Right muse?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Date: November 15, 2010 12:34PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> themuse is 34 years old, has nice legs, a dog
> named Flap, was roommates with the dood who sold
> Shannon Hoon his fatal dose of smack, and she
> smokes like a chimney.
>
> totally, totally, beautiful.
>
> I wanna play King of Fighters with you, girl. Then
> we can go out for a Pepsi and an oxycontin.
> Whaddaya say, gurl?

Muse getting ready for your date...

mortal_combat_00.jpg

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Date: November 15, 2010 12:35PM

The Muse is a man baby.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: whitebread ()
Date: November 15, 2010 04:42PM

themuse is all WOMAN.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: November 15, 2010 04:58PM

Muse, get a throw away google voice number so we can have teh phone sex.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 15, 2010 06:19PM

a sultry "yes" and an emphatic "fuckoff" to all applicable questions above.
if you're not smart enough to know which one applies to you, fuckoff.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 16, 2010 01:49AM

themuse Wrote:
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> a sultry "yes" and an emphatic "fuckoff" to all
> applicable questions above.
> if you're not smart enough to know which one
> applies to you, fuckoff.


so, will you play King of Fighters with me? Baby? Flap can watch.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 01:54AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > a sultry "yes" and an emphatic "fuckoff" to all
> > applicable questions above.
> > if you're not smart enough to know which one
> > applies to you, fuckoff.
>
>
> so, will you play King of Fighters with me? Baby?
> Flap can watch.


sorry, mr. misery, but i think muse sent that sultry "yes" to me.

right, muse?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 16, 2010 02:00AM

Alias, what did you have for dinner tonight?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 16, 2010 02:01AM

Alias Wrote:
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> sorry, mr. misery, but i think muse sent that
> sultry "yes" to me.
>
> right, muse?

themuse Wrote:
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> if you're not smart enough to know which one
> applies to you, fuckoff.


Sorry, Ale... It seems like themuse is telling you to fuck off...

I'd never tell you to fuck off...

lub,

theHarryTuttle

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 02:54AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sorry, mr. misery, but i think muse sent that
> > sultry "yes" to me.
> >
> > right, muse?
>
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > if you're not smart enough to know which one
> > applies to you, fuckoff.
>
>
> Sorry, Ale... It seems like themuse is telling you
> to fuck off...

Oh, well.

> I'd never tell you to fuck off...

I know that, Harry.

And, I would never tell you to die in a fire or stick it up your ass or fall down a flight of stairs or break a hip slipping on ice or get sucked up into the engine of a jet or get mauled by a dingo or..

That's how we're different, Harry. We're polite people.

> lub,

> theHarryTuttle

lub right back at ya, Harry.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 16, 2010 02:56AM

Are you making fun of me?

Alias Wrote:
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> And, I would never tell you to die in a fire or
> stick it up your ass or fall down a flight of
> stairs or break a hip slipping on ice or get
> sucked up into the engine of a jet or get mauled
> by a dingo or..
>
> That's how we're different, Harry. We're polite
> people.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 03:03AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Are you making fun of me?
>
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And, I would never tell you to die in a fire or
> > stick it up your ass or fall down a flight of
> > stairs or break a hip slipping on ice or get
> > sucked up into the engine of a jet or get
> mauled
> > by a dingo or..
> >
> > That's how we're different, Harry. We're
> polite
> > people.


Never!

Have I ever?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 16, 2010 03:10AM

I know I'm simple... but I can't help but think you're making fun of me...

I hope I/you die in a fire/flood....

Alias Wrote:
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> Never!
>
> Have I ever?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 03:32AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I know I'm simple... but I can't help but think
> you're making fun of me...
>
> I hope I/you die in a fire/flood....
>
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Never!
> >
> > Have I ever?

Where did I mention a flood?

I would never hope you drown while trapped in your car after you stupidly drive across a flooded road as waters from a nearby river rise due to a hurricane that has already destroyed your house and half your town.

What kind of a person do you think I am?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 04:35PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Alias, what did you have for dinner tonight?

I'm sorry, Mr. Misery. I missed your question.

I forgot to eat dinner last night.

I had a flat tire on I95, driving home from Fairfax. That was fun!

Finally home, I find my cat limping. Even when she's sitting down she's holding her foot up in the air. Oh, and my dog threw up all over a good rug.

And, I lost something important to me.


Sooo, I pour a glass of wine and check out FFXU....

eesh called me a stupid housewife who wants everyone to live in Nebraska.

Harry said Themuse wants me to go fuck off, or something like that. And, I think Harry might have been telling me to go fuck off, too. So, two go fuck offs!

Then, Numbers called me boring while insisting he'd answered my question with his bible stuff which had nothing to do with my question so now my tooth hurts.

And I don't know where bloody blisters is and I miss him.

Do you have any percocet, Mr. Misery?

Oh, great, I just coughed. I’m probably getting sick with a Mississippi virus.

Do you have any codeine, Mr. Misery?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 16, 2010 04:39PM

You could use a good rogering.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 16, 2010 04:48PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias, what did you have for dinner tonight?
>
> I'm sorry, Mr. Misery. I missed your question.
>
> I forgot to eat dinner last night.
>
> I had a flat tire on I95, driving home from
> Fairfax. That was fun!
>
> Finally home, I find my cat limping. Even when
> she's sitting down she's holding her foot up in
> the air. Oh, and my dog threw up all over a good
> rug.
>
> And, I lost something important to me.
>
>
> Sooo, I pour a glass of wine and check out
> FFXU....
>
> eesh called me a stupid housewife who wants
> everyone to live in Nebraska.
>
> Harry said Themuse wants me to go fuck off, or
> something like that. And, I think Harry might
> have been telling me to go fuck off, too. So, two
> go fuck offs!
>
> Then, Numbers called me boring while insisting
> he'd answered my question with his bible stuff
> which had nothing to do with my question so now my
> tooth hurts.
>
> And I don't know where bloody blisters is and I
> miss him.





Sounds like your life is collapsing around you Alias. Maybe taking a handful of barbiturates with a bottle of absinthe is in order.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 16, 2010 04:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias, what did you have for dinner tonight?
> >
> > I'm sorry, Mr. Misery. I missed your question.
> >
> > I forgot to eat dinner last night.
> >
> > I had a flat tire on I95, driving home from
> > Fairfax. That was fun!
> >
> > Finally home, I find my cat limping. Even when
> > she's sitting down she's holding her foot up in
> > the air. Oh, and my dog threw up all over a
> good
> > rug.
> >
> > And, I lost something important to me.
> >
> >
> > Sooo, I pour a glass of wine and check out
> > FFXU....
> >
> > eesh called me a stupid housewife who wants
> > everyone to live in Nebraska.
> >
> > Harry said Themuse wants me to go fuck off, or
> > something like that. And, I think Harry might
> > have been telling me to go fuck off, too. So,
> two
> > go fuck offs!
> >
> > Then, Numbers called me boring while insisting
> > he'd answered my question with his bible stuff
> > which had nothing to do with my question so now
> my
> > tooth hurts.
> >
> > And I don't know where bloody blisters is and I
> > miss him.
>
>
>
>
> Sounds like your life is collapsing around you
> Alias. Maybe taking a handful of barbiturates
> with a bottle of absinthe is in order.


idk...but it seems eesh that you would like all of us women on here
to self-implode.

What's that all about?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 16, 2010 05:02PM

I wasn't giving you a "fuck off", Alias. At least I don't think I was. I was in a trance...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 16, 2010 05:16PM

alias, you know i lub you, baby.
and miz, i would lub to play that fighter game with you.
do they have hot vixen female characters wearing kneehigh boots?
i wanna be that girl.



maybe alias will let you come over during our slumber party.
mmmmm, ale?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 11:03PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> You could use a good rogering.


eesh Wrote:
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Maybe taking a handful of barbiturates
> with a bottle of absinthe is in order.


rogering vs. suicide

hmmmm

this is a tough one.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 16, 2010 11:17PM

I found this while looking up "rogering"...



Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 16, 2010 11:24PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I wasn't giving you a "fuck off", Alias. At least
> I don't think I was. I was in a trance...

I know Harry... it just made my little sob story sound better.


themuse Wrote:
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> and miz,

> maybe alias will let you come over during our
> slumber party.
> mmmmm, ale?

I’d love to do Mr. Misery’s nails.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 17, 2010 12:10AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I know Harry... it just made my little sob story
> sound better.

I really like this "rogering" business... I think you should take the deal...





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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 17, 2010 01:25AM

themuse Wrote:
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> alias, you know i lub you, baby.
> and miz, i would lub to play that fighter game
> with you.
> do they have hot vixen female characters wearing
> kneehigh boots?
> i wanna be that girl.
>
>
>
> maybe alias will let you come over during our
> slumber party.
> mmmmm, ale?


you can play as Mai. You should dress up as her too. Do you like cosplay, muse?
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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 17, 2010 01:38AM

no but i will. themuse will do anything three times, miz.
i think i fell in love tonight. with a girl. her name is sytiva.
she's a painter and has the pants to prove it.

she's hot, miz. jcrew model hot. she tried to kiss me but i gave her my number instead. what to do. i don't know. we don't know. (meph shout out) i wish meph and eesh were here. they should see these things.

lemme know,

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 17, 2010 01:44AM

themuse Wrote:
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> no but i will. themuse will do anything three
> times, miz.
> i think i fell in love tonight. with a girl. her
> name is sytiva.
> she's a painter and has the pants to prove it.
>
> she's hot, miz. jcrew model hot. she tried to
> kiss me but i gave her my number instead. what to
> do. i don't know. we don't know. (meph shout
> out) i wish meph and eesh were here. they should
> see these things.
>
> lemme know,

you're a lesiban?

I paint, muse. Why won't you give me your number?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 17, 2010 01:48AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no but i will. themuse will do anything three
> > times, miz.
> > i think i fell in love tonight. with a girl.
> her
> > name is sytiva.
> > she's a painter and has the pants to prove it.
> >
> > she's hot, miz. jcrew model hot. she tried to
> > kiss me but i gave her my number instead. what
> to
> > do. i don't know. we don't know. (meph shout
> > out) i wish meph and eesh were here. they
> should
> > see these things.
> >
> > lemme know,
>
> you're a lesiban?
>
> I paint, muse. Why won't you give me your number?

i'm not a lesbian. at least i didn't think so until tonight.
sytiva is hot, miz. what to do. i don't know. we don't know.

i paint too. what's your medium? mine is acrylic and oil.
i will give you my digits. are you ready to rumble?

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 17, 2010 01:56AM

Oh my gato! I would pay serious cash to listen to that conversation...

Way to go, Miz! You did it!

themuse Wrote:
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> i will give you my digits. are you ready to
> rumble?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 17, 2010 02:02AM

themuse Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > no but i will. themuse will do anything
> three
> > > times, miz.
> > > i think i fell in love tonight. with a girl.
>
> > her
> > > name is sytiva.
> > > she's a painter and has the pants to prove
> it.
> > >
> > > she's hot, miz. jcrew model hot. she tried
> to
> > > kiss me but i gave her my number instead.
> what
> > to
> > > do. i don't know. we don't know. (meph
> shout
> > > out) i wish meph and eesh were here. they
> > should
> > > see these things.
> > >
> > > lemme know,
> >
> > you're a lesiban?
> >
> > I paint, muse. Why won't you give me your
> number?
>
> i'm not a lesbian. at least i didn't think so
> until tonight.
> sytiva is hot, miz. what to do. i don't know.
> we don't know.
>
> i paint too. what's your medium? mine is acrylic
> and oil.
> i will give you my digits. are you ready to
> rumble?

same as you!! Oil and acrylic, but mostly acrylic. Oils when I'm feeling 'saucy'. I want to see some of your paintings, muse. Are you as good as Van Gogh? Has the genius of Van Gogh ever sent you into a deep depression?

pm me your digits. pm me your e-mail, better yet. I'm quite the wordsmith. Would totally turn you on.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 17, 2010 02:17AM

OMG I AM SO PISSED THAT I CAN'T HEAR THIS CONVERSATION!

Would you guys three-way me? I'll just sit and listen... I won't say a word, honest...

I'll even mute the phone so you won't hear my heavy breathing!

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: reality ()
Date: November 24, 2010 11:26PM

themuse used to post as she devil. she thinks it's funny that no one has realized it yet.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 24, 2010 11:57PM

reality Wrote:
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> themuse used to post as she devil. she thinks it's
> funny that no one has realized it yet.

whatever you say, reality.
at least you acknowledge that i am a she, unlike hoffmann who refers to me as an it.

thanks for the shark bites, eesh. i owe you one.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 25, 2010 12:18AM

It huh...that's funny...Chuck you know there can be no it posting unless you believe her to be a robot that or you do not understand the usage of your pronouns. Assume she is a she...so what? Assume she is a he...again so what? Does it really matter to you Chuck if she is she or not? It's not like she's courting you in any fashion so just leave her be.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 25, 2010 02:26AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 12:45PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 25, 2010 08:12AM

nice to see y'all spend the entire night posting on the intertubez....

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 25, 2010 03:27PM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 12:45PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: November 25, 2010 06:20PM

Maybe muse is a Hermaphrodite

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 25, 2010 06:22PM

Ahhhhhhh my eyes! My eyes!

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: November 25, 2010 06:32PM

Jesus, talk about things you can't unsee...

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 25, 2010 08:38PM

Oh shit. I'm gonna have bad dreams tonight..i just know it

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 25, 2010 10:07PM

dika-dika Wrote:
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> Maybe muse is a Hermaphrodite

not quite, but good one, dika.
i certainly owe you one.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: wuht__________ ()
Date: November 26, 2010 08:27AM

if u tehmuze are a girl den Y U postin here frum sanfr ansico dat soundz kina fake

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 26, 2010 06:21PM

i wuz wondrn the same thing cos. tha muze is jus sum gay azz dude playn around on the computr. ain't no women live in san fransico. time to com out tha clozzet tha muze.

wuht__________ Wrote:
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> if u tehmuze are a girl den Y U postin here frum
> sanfr ansico dat soundz kina fake

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: November 26, 2010 06:29PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> i wuz wondrn the same thing cos. tha muze is jus
> sum gay azz dude playn around on the computr.
> ain't no women live in san fransico. time to com
> out tha clozzet tha muze.
>
> wuht__________ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > if u tehmuze are a girl den Y U postin here
> frum
> > sanfr ansico dat soundz kina fake

whatever. zzzzzzzzz.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: pollster ()
Date: December 05, 2010 11:17AM

Survey 2010 Wrote:
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> Is themuse really a woman?
> -------------------------------
>
>
>
>
> a.) No, it's a guy impersonating a female.
>
> b.) Maybe, but I think themuse is a transvestite.
>
> c.) It's a troll that's been on this site for
> years.
>
> d.) All of the above.




C is the right answer.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Rtyled ()
Date: December 05, 2010 04:31PM

Maybe I had a plan to run away with someone after pulling the biggest heist to rob the local gas station of its many bottles of milk...

Than maybe proceed to drink as much as I can, and throw it back up into your gas tank and shove that exhaust down your throat...

MAYBE you will get the mother's milk you deserved...

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: musebuster ()
Date: December 09, 2010 01:30AM

Survey 2010 Wrote:
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> Is themuse really a woman?
> -------------------------------
>
>
>
>
> a.) No, it's a guy impersonating a female.
>
> b.) Maybe, but I think themuse is a transvestite.
>
> c.) It's a troll that's been on this site for
> years.
>
> d.) All of the above.




it's definitely a reincarnation of melissa

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 01:48AM

musebuster Wrote:
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> Survey 2010 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is themuse really a woman?
> > -------------------------------
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > a.) No, it's a guy impersonating a female.
> >
> > b.) Maybe, but I think themuse is a
> transvestite.
> >
> > c.) It's a troll that's been on this site for
> > years.
> >
> > d.) All of the above.
>
>
>
>
> it's definitely a reincarnation of melissa


access your registered username and pm me.
i'll give you my number and we can duke this out over the phone.

pussy.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 09, 2010 03:20AM

She seems intent on giving out her number.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Date: December 09, 2010 03:29AM

themuse Wrote:
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> musebuster Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Survey 2010 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Is themuse really a woman?
> > > -------------------------------
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > a.) No, it's a guy impersonating a female.
> > >
> > > b.) Maybe, but I think themuse is a
> > transvestite.
> > >
> > > c.) It's a troll that's been on this site for
> > > years.
> > >
> > > d.) All of the above.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > it's definitely a reincarnation of melissa
>
>
> access your registered username and pm me.
> i'll give you my number and we can duke this out
> over the phone.
>
> pussy.


themuse is definitely a female; however, I can't attest to her being hot.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/09/2010 03:45AM by AndThat'sWhat'sUp!.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: *FU Questioner* ()
Date: December 09, 2010 09:24AM

How old does themuse claim to be ?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Date: December 09, 2010 09:38AM

*FU Questioner* Wrote:
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> How old does themuse claim to be ?


I didn't ask; I only spoke with her briefly, since it was very late at night and my only immediate goal was to settle this 'themuse is a man' dilemma. I will respect her anonymity and protect her personal information at all costs.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Wahhh ()
Date: December 09, 2010 10:05AM

Who gives a shit, really? As long as this site keeps delivering the lulz, you could all be minotaurs and chupacabras for all I care.

Survey 2010 Wrote:
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> Is themuse really a woman?
> -------------------------------
>
>
>
>
> a.) No, it's a guy impersonating a female.
>
> b.) Maybe, but I think themuse is a transvestite.
>
> c.) It's a troll that's been on this site for
> years.
>
> d.) All of the above.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2010 11:47AM

Wahhh Wrote:
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> As long as this site
> keeps delivering the lulz, you could all be
> minotaurs and chupacabras for all I care.
>




Some of the men here are centaurs.
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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Date: December 09, 2010 12:31PM

For some reason I imagine themuse like this...

cougar-bunny.png

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: December 09, 2010 01:00PM

I imagine her like this, but mid-30's.


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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: *FU - PSYCHIC* ()
Date: December 09, 2010 01:22PM

I imagine the muse looks like this :

•
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/\

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:39PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> For some reason I imagine themuse like this...




i would probably have a beer with that girl, but i wouldn't introduce her to my brother.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:40PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> I imagine her like this, but mid-30's.
>
> http://img3.photographersdirect.com/img/13886/wm/p
> d1504341.jpg



i would probably have a beer with this one, too, but i wouldn't trust her with my belongings.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: brother ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:41PM

themuse Wrote:
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> justsayin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I imagine her like this, but mid-30's.
> >
> >
> http://img3.photographersdirect.com/img/13886/wm/p
>
> > d1504341.jpg
>
>
>
> i would probably have a beer with this one, too,
> but i wouldn't trust her with my belongings.


why?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: brother ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:41PM

themuse Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For some reason I imagine themuse like this...
>
>
>
>
> i would probably have a beer with that girl, but i
> wouldn't introduce her to my brother.


why?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:48PM


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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:50PM

^^^^^That's what i imagine themuse to look like^^^^

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:51PM

Congratulations on learning how to upload files Conie. Now you need to learn how to hotlink.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:52PM

brother Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > justsayin Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I imagine her like this, but mid-30's.
> > >
> > >
> >
> http://img3.photographersdirect.com/img/13886/wm/p
>
> >
> > > d1504341.jpg
> >
> >
> >
> > i would probably have a beer with this one,
> too,
> > but i wouldn't trust her with my belongings.
>
>
> why?


something about that face. i dunno.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:53PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Congratulations on learning how to upload files
> Conie. Now you need to learn how to hotlink.


Thanks eesh.

Maybe you could tutor me...:)

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:53PM

Conie Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Congratulations on learning how to upload files
> > Conie. Now you need to learn how to hotlink.
>
>
> Thanks eesh.
>
> Maybe you could tutor me...:)




No.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:54PM

brother Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > For some reason I imagine themuse like
> this...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > i would probably have a beer with that girl, but
> i
> > wouldn't introduce her to my brother.
>
>
> why?


because after the beer, i'd never want to see her again.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Congratulations on learning how to upload
> files
> > > Conie. Now you need to learn how to hotlink.
> >
> >
> > Thanks eesh.
> >
> > Maybe you could tutor me...:)
>
>
>
> No.


:(

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 09, 2010 08:56PM

this is what i imagine conie to look like:
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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 10, 2010 03:29AM

this is what I imagine themuse to look like. the one with the hand down her pants.
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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 10, 2010 03:37AM

so, you think themuse is a smoking lesbian?

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 10, 2010 03:42AM

absolutely.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 10, 2010 03:49AM

but she said she lubs me. ?

does she think.... no.. no.

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Date: December 10, 2010 06:02AM

Posted by: Alias ()

so, you think themuse is a smoking

lesbian?



Posted by: Mr. Misery ()

absolutely.




I'm not 100% sure, but I think you may be incorrect on the lesbo part!




Posted by: Alias ()

but she said she lubs me. ?

does she think.... no.. no.




you're a man? "Yeah, baby!"

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Re: Poll: Is themuse a real woman?
Posted by: Albion Basil ()
Date: December 10, 2010 09:43AM

Ooooh, I hope that is her. I am totally the blonde then.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> this is what I imagine themuse to look like. the
> one with the hand down her pants.

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