You just can't make this kind of stuff up. :)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8025832/UN-to-appoint-space-ambassador-to-greet-alien-visitors.html

I nominate Leonard Nimoy.

We assume that aliens will want to have peaceful communications. More than likely, visitors from outer space will be like the ones from Independence Day or Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

I nominate the Maytag repair man.

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eesh Wrote:
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> Killer Klowns from Outer
> Space.

I nominate Troll@AOL's sweaty salty balls.

My SALTY-SWEATY BALLS are already ambassadors
of your MOTHERS SLATHERINGLY WET PUSSY.

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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I heard it was this guy

Radiophile Wrote:
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> I heard it was this guy

Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you checked into the same joint as Mr. Misery. They let you go on line? Where’s Mr. Misery?

Don’t hog the computer, Radiophile!

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> My SALTY-SWEATY BALLS are already ambassadors
> of your MOTHERS SLATHERINGLY WET PUSSY.
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> .


That was actually funny.

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Alias Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
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> > I heard it was this guy
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> Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you
> checked into the same joint as Mr. Misery. They
> let you go on line? Where’s Mr. Misery?
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> Don’t hog the computer, Radiophile!

What planet are you from? I still live in the house I own and live with my beautiful wife and her damn cat. Go to work each day etc.

And I have never met Mr. Misery and barely respond to any - if any at all - of his posts.

You should see a doctor and get some meds.

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> You should see a doctor and get some meds.

Says the guy who stalks Meade and posts all about him every chance he gets.

I have a feeling it would go a little something like this...



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i'll be the one that sends out a warning message telling them that the UN is going to kill them for food. :)


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Yea, the UN and OPEC.

I'm a pretty good candidate as I've been obsessed with making a giant Devil's Tower in my house for weeks now. Here's a picture as proof.

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I will Take that JOB. I'm a minority I can relate with all life forms I will need retirement, Pension, insurance
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The joke's on the U.N., yet again, because I bet the U.S. already has a relationship with E.T.

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Radiophile Wrote:
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> What planet are you from?

Radiophile, you have not been appointed chairman of the "welcome to earth" committee so let's skip the small talk.

Alias Wrote:
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> > What planet are you from?
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> Radiophile, you have not been appointed chairman
> of the "welcome to earth" committee so let's skip
> the small talk.


It is true I have not. I don't trust the alien bastards, especially the Canadian ones. Next thing you know those big wrinkly headed folks will be hanging around 7-11s and Home Depots. Congress needs to act and act now.

Where is Gerry Connolly on this issue? A "welcoming committee for aliens"???? This has just gone too far.

Seal the Canadian border now!

I think you'd want someone really stupid that can represent both sexes. Someone that when probed, anally or otherwise, would not get flustered and would give the alien scientists a poor/false impression of human intelligence.

This way, if they attack us, it'll be based entirely on info interrogated from this person.
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