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CNN: BP Update
Posted by: Fonie ()
Date: June 22, 2010 10:28AM

News Flash: BP has reportedly replaced the oil cap with a wedding ring. Now the oil has stopped putting out.

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 22, 2010 10:39AM

That's actually not bad. I chuckled.

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 22, 2010 10:46AM

I've been really busy lately and haven't kept up with the news, what the heck are all these chocolate pelicans they keep showing?

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 22, 2010 10:53AM

I lol'd hard.

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: Hal I. Burton ()
Date: June 22, 2010 11:00AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I've been really busy lately and haven't kept up
> with the news, what the heck are all these
> chocolate pelicans they keep showing?

The tea party is now pissed off at black pelicans. First we had a black president, and now as soon as these black pelicans appear, there's all this oil in the gulf. Coincidence? Why is it called the gulf of M E X I C A N S, then?

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: Qwest ()
Date: June 22, 2010 11:27AM

The oil spill is all fun and games until you get the shit sacred out of you when your kid goes swimming and comes back black.

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: June 22, 2010 11:31AM

Qwest Wrote:
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> The oil spill is all fun and games until you get
> the shit sacred out of you when your kid goes
> swimming and comes back black.


Once you go black, you don't go back.

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Re: CNN: BP Update
Posted by: Hal I. Burton ()
Date: June 22, 2010 11:32AM

Qwest Wrote:
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> The oil spill is all fun and games until you get
> the shit sacred out of you when your kid goes
> swimming and comes back black.


Did you really have to go there? Now all the beaches in Mississippi and Alabama are going to be closed for eternity.

You should have said that all those black tarballs washing up on shore were nigger eggs. Then all the tea party people would be lining the shores of the gulf of mexico, rounding up all the spilled oil and loading them into cattle cars. That oil spill would have been cleaned up in no time.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2010 11:33AM by Hal I. Burton.

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