God what a cluster fuck! Jim Rome is right. Soccer is not a sport, it is a reason to riot.
I can't remember the last time I went to a Miami Dolphins game and set myself afire. Or throw balloons filled with blood and urine at the opposing team... Or getting carjacked by a freeking monkey after leaving the stadium in South Africa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Nl2rwd8QU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgF9JTbqmZM
Who doesn't want to listen to someone blow a fucking horn,excuse me, a fucking Vuvuzela in their ear for three hours?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMxEycuSn0o
I contend that " Futbol" isn't nothing but a third world diversion. Every underdeveloped country led by some fucking worthless tin-horn dictator gets to take the world stage for a moment. Look at the money it takes to buy all that ball!
Hopefully a good number, let's say about 20,000 fans will gather on the stadium roof again causing it to collapse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Be9Z6yXWg
When I coached Football we always threatened to send the guys that just wanted to fuck around to the soccer coaches. As the wide receiver coach I would tell the kids "If you don't want to learn your routes and timing go play soccer. That way you can just run around fucking anywhere you want!" And you won't get our quarterback killed.
Soccer is a diversion for underdeveloped nations with a huge underclass of underdeveloped humanity clinging to it trying to pretend their existence has meaning.
And it's BRAZIL you fucking Third World Moronic Dip Shits not Brasil!! Fuck You!
I love that I hate soccer, it makes me feel.... above the roar. I feel like FIFA members should pay every poor hopeless soccer fan half a nickle for every hour of ball kicking, horn blowing, rag-doll injury acting, grown man crying and jumping on other grown man's face action. That's like.... 18 bucks. Go Celtics