What pisses you off? Lets take time to bitch about what has pissed us off lately. It's very therapeutic. Allow me to begin,


Some earth dog prius driver blows the yield sign and causes me to slam on the brakes harder than hell and the HE flips ME off!

Last week I went to Mcdonalds drive through for a salad and a diet coke. They give me three mcdoubles, large fry and a doctor pepper by accident and I ATE IT ALL! Fuck you Mcdonalds, I am trying to lose weight!

I got a bill from JMU in the mail last month for repairs to my daughters dorm room because she and her roommates cut holes in the walls to run computer cables and speaker wires and filled the holes with fucking toothpaste when they moved out! FUCK ME!!



Thank you. I feel a little better now.

I hate it when your finger or toe itches, but the itchy spot keeps moving around when you try to scratch it.

I hate it when you become aware of your tongue and can't remember how it's supposed to sit naturally in your mouth. Fuck. I just did that one to myself.

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pissed off often Wrote:
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> What pisses you off?

the blacks

I hate when I'm sitting at work and think about involuntary muscles and start manually blinking and then wonder if anyone is watching.

At some point, while I was was not paying attention, I became old, and came to find EVERYTHING pisses me off.

I hate those people who crouch over the ATM machine, always suspecting the other people in line are secretly watching for their pin number, even though they're 10 feet away and turned the other direction.

It pisses me off when young punkass thugs roam around my neighborhood looking for stuff to steal. It makes me want to kill somebody!!

Years ago I was kicked out for nothing other than I had the last seat next to me and a couple wanted my seat. I refused because I made it a point to be the very first one in line so I could rush and have the seating of my choice.
Regardless of my choice and that I was the first one to sit I was still kicked out.

I did not think that was honest or fair but that is what happened.

So the movie was BATMAN that had Mr. Freeze in it (arnold schwarzenegger)


Do you think it was right of them to kick me out when I was the very first one in line?

People who post every goddamn thing they do on facebook piss me off!

Hey OP...why are your daughter's problems YOUR problems? I mean, I get that YOU got the bill but, if that's my house it's..."So, you fucked up your room, huh? Do you have the money to pay for this? If not, you need to contact the University. This is YOUR problem..."

People who say "ATM machines" and "NIC cards"

People who call me a looser.

Looser is no worse than tightener.

Seldom Pissed Wrote:
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> Hey OP...why are your daughter's problems YOUR
> problems? I mean, I get that YOU got the bill but,
> if that's my house it's..."So, you fucked up your
> room, huh? Do you have the money to pay for this?
> If not, you need to contact the University. This
> is YOUR problem..."


It was probably a glory hole.

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> People who say "ATM machines" and "NIC cards"
>
> People who call me a looser.


Don't forget PIN number.

Tray von Martin Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > People who say "ATM machines" and "NIC cards"
> >
> > People who call me a looser.
>
>
> Don't forget PIN number.


thank you I knew I was missing one

The phrase: "Man Cave".

It was part of my lexicon until a year or so ago, I cut that shit loose.

Heard three different people say it this week, all three sounded like dorks.

I hate it, I'm sick of it, get rid of it.

idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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"wear a lot of hats"


"Not my first rodeo"


"On the same page"



STOP/END/NO MORE

idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Circle the wagons

Quite honestly

your main wheelhouse

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> People who say "ATM machines" and "NIC cards"
>
> People who call me a looser.


Would you rather have people say "AT Machine" or "PI Number"? Everyone knows what the letters stand for, it's just easier to say.

However, I agree about the looser thing.

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> "wear a lot of hats"
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> "Not my first rodeo"
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> "On the same page"
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> STOP/END/NO MORE


Hey now ......
IT IS what IT IS.

lol

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> "wear a lot of hats"
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>
> "Not my first rodeo"
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> "On the same page"
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> STOP/END/NO MORE

You've been watching too much Dr. Phil.

I am sick and tired of reading about Meade Skelton. F that guy!

My anger management class pisses me off.

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> People who post every goddamn thing they do on
> facebook piss me off!


I know what you mean. Btw I took a huge dump in the starbucks restroom this morning.

This fuckin thread is irritating. I mean what the fuck is the point? What are we supposed to do here? Stupid fuckin topic.

Turbo tax and capital gains tax piss me off.




Thank you.

Doing mt taxes Wrote:
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> Turbo tax and capital gains tax piss me off.
>
>
>
>
> Thank you.


Lots of cap gains tax being paid out this year thanks to our great leader. I cashed a couple hundred grand out as well.

Popeyes ran out of chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZHroTxgtE

agreed my friend Wrote:
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> > People who post every goddamn thing they do on
> > facebook piss me off!
>
>
> I know what you mean. Btw I took a huge dump in
> the starbucks restroom this morning.


take a dump at home

People who change their profile pictures to their baby's picture on Facebook.

People who let their dogs piss on the tree in my front yard.

People who sit in the cars with loud music playing, like I'm impressed with what they're listening to.

People who call me buddy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uzJVkeaUI

Doing mt taxes Wrote:
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> Turbo tax and capital gains tax piss me off.
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>
>
> Thank you.


I am paying cap gains this year too. Obama made me so much money in the stock market that I had to cash about half of it out. Now my mortgage is paid in full and I have an extra 310 grand to supplement my pension that I start collecting next year. Thanks to Obamacare I wont have to wait until I am eligible for medicare to retire. BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!
Oh wait! This is the bitching and complaining thread. A waiter at Olive Garden spilled a beer on my arm last weekend, that sucked.

Wall Street meat Wrote:
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> Doing mt taxes Wrote:
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> > Turbo tax and capital gains tax piss me off.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Thank you.
>
>
> I am paying cap gains this year too. Obama made me
> so much money in the stock market that I had to
> cash about half of it out. Now my mortgage is paid
> in full and I have an extra 310 grand to
> supplement my pension that I start collecting next
> year. Thanks to Obamacare I wont have to wait
> until I am eligible for medicare to retire. BEST
> PRESIDENT EVER!!!
> Oh wait! This is the bitching and complaining
> thread. A waiter at Olive Garden spilled a beer on
> my arm last weekend, that sucked.

Wow, I never knew my Bullshit detector went all the way up to Faggot.

Wall Street meat Wrote:
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> Doing mt taxes Wrote:
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> > Turbo tax and capital gains tax piss me off.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Thank you.
>
>
> I am paying cap gains this year too. Obama made me
> so much money in the stock market that I had to
> cash about half of it out. Now my mortgage is paid
> in full and I have an extra 310 grand to
> supplement my pension that I start collecting next
> year. Thanks to Obamacare I wont have to wait
> until I am eligible for medicare to retire. BEST
> PRESIDENT EVER!!!
> Oh wait! This is the bitching and complaining
> thread. A waiter at Olive Garden spilled a beer on
> my arm last weekend, that sucked.


you are paying out the ass but you are too stupid to realize it.

Niggers

People who drive up to the the change line at the toll plaza, then spend spend 15 minutes fishing for change. Once I was behind a bitch who got out of her car trying to get change for a dollar.

When you are at a stop light, and the person in the car next to you is staring at you. You can feel the stare, you try to ignore it, but it's like the sun glowing on you.

People that don't accelerate when they are on the on-ramp to the highway, and then floor it when they get in the right lane of the interstate.

Kids and idiot adults in riced out Civics that are waiting at a stop light; as you approach the red light it turns green, and as a result you pass the still ricer. Like clockwork, the idiots think you are racing them.

People that buy enormous trucks or SUVs to tow a tiny rowboat or a jet ski.

-Drivers who stay in the left lane while traffic to the right of them moves at the same speed

-Drivers who don't turn their lights on in the rain/at dusk

-People who are obsessed with celebrities but don't have a clue when it comes to world issues

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> -People who are obsessed with celebrities but
> don't have a clue when it comes to world issues




+1

Untruth and misspoke= Liar and wrong, I think Clinton owns that bullshit. People that change the definition of words. Gerry is a Obamahead.

I've said it before and I'll say it again!

I don't care how many times you've said it. Just tell me. I don't need a count.



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People who keep using the word TARD or TARDZ piss me off.

Priapus Wrote:
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> People who drive up to the the change line at the
> toll plaza, then spend spend 15 minutes fishing
> for change. Once I was behind a bitch who got out
> of her car trying to get change for a dollar.


Sorry.... that was me.

People who complain about first world problems..........

The concert for valor pissed me off!
So on this solemn occasion, whose bright idea was it to let Eminem on stage? Fuck that guy and his foul mouth.

People that are so dumb, they spell "loser" "looser"

People who are so uneducated that they say 'that' when they mean 'who'.

People with Tea Bagger license plates. Might as well be driving around in a dunce cap.

Most black people piss me off.
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Euclid Wrote:
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> People with Tea Bagger license plates. Might as
> well be driving around in a dunce cap.


I wish all the shills(Democrat AND Republican) would wake up this morning and all, in unison, commit an act of seppuku; and with their deaths, their artificial self importance would die too.

And just in case anyone wants to say some stupid ass shit, such as "the site is better because of all the politi-shills" Nah, it isn't at all. Posting has gone way down because people are all sick of the pre-written rants and I'd imagine traffic has dropped as well.

Christmas Letters!

The season is upon us, and here come the myriad of Christmas Letters that go over the superior accomplishments of everyone in the family ad nauseam. These people have a complete lack of self-awareness where they assume people care that everyone in their family is great...everyone is a superstar in their sport and getting straight A's. Your summer vacation to OBX was the greatest vacation in the history of mankind...yada yada yada.

I don't give a fuck you narcissistic asshole! Tis the season to give...but not your families life-fucking story.

Particularly annoying are the stories set to the "Twas the Night Before Christmas" rhyme. Please...a simple Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays card is fine...or nothing at all.

Good Grief.

i hate how quickly "they" try to force holiday seasons. since when does christmas season start right after Halloween? and who decides the start date?


when people walk slow in front of you or when they stop in the middle of a narrow walkway, probably heads bent down on their phone. then when you say 'excuse me' they give you a dirty look as if you are some asshole encroaching on their personal space. eat a dick.


i hate walking into a room and forgetting why i went in there.


i hate when you hear someone's phone ring and it is the exact sound as your alarm clock.


i hate when people touch my shoulder when talking to me.


i dont understand why people have to pick the stall next to you in a public restroom when there are plenty of open stalls.

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I HATE people who write checks for groceries. Fuck them.

It pisses me off when people post on FFXU at like 4 or 5 in the morning. It's like time to get a life!

poster 816 Wrote:
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> It pisses me off when people post on FFXU at like
> 4 or 5 in the morning. It's like time to get a
> life!
It pisses me off when people reopen long dead threads on FFXU

Fuck this place and fuck all of you. Thats right I said it. From an underground bunker.

I hate those who hate others.

and I hate Libs.

and melted ice cream.

and when the toliet paper breaks and I get poop on my finnger.

and I don't think baby goats are cute no matter what they get their head stuck in.

cats are stupid.

Ok I fucking hate it when I go to the bathroom because I feel an epic shit coming on. Then I sit on the toilet and either fart or nothing comes out. Fuck that! Also, you eat a bunch of greasy stinky food in hopes of stinking up a bathroom and then it's not what you expected. Or you want to fart up a storm somewhere. Or when your farts don't smell. Also, when you take a gigantic, stinky, smelly, shit and then you take a picture that no one else wants to see.

It pisses me off when people at taco bell spit in food being served to white people.

Oh...Gerry why so hostile and angry. Maybe you should go to anger management?

I hate white people.

reduce your salt intake

avoid added sugar and "higher than red meat cholesterol"

Some asshole shot the deer i have been feeding since March 2014.

Aw man! :( ^

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> It pisses me off when people post on FFXU at like
> 4 or 5 in the morning. It's like time to get a
> life!

You're just jealous.

Fuck sales people. Sales people are worthless pieces of shit that will burn in hell for all eternity.
I understand that the world economy needs sales people but that does not take away from the fact that sales people are vile and disgusting human beings.
It really does not matter what they sell, they are all scum.

If you are a sales person I pray to God that a chunk of steel comes loose from an airplane and falls on your head splitting it like a log and you die a horrible painful death right on your front lawn and that you bleed out in the arms of your family members. That is how much I hate you.

Thank you.

Jim Teacher Wrote:
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> Fuck sales people. Sales people are worthless
> pieces of shit that will burn in hell for all
> eternity.
> I understand that the world economy needs sales
> people but that does not take away from the fact
> that sales people are vile and disgusting human
> beings.
> It really does not matter what they sell, they are
> all scum.
>
> If you are a sales person I pray to God that a
> chunk of steel comes loose from an airplane and
> falls on your head splitting it like a log and you
> die a horrible painful death right on your front
> lawn and that you bleed out in the arms of your
> family members. That is how much I hate you.
>
> Thank you.


damn

Jim Teacher Wrote:
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> Fuck sales people. Sales people are worthless
> pieces of shit that will burn in hell for all
> eternity.
> I understand that the world economy needs sales
> people but that does not take away from the fact
> that sales people are vile and disgusting human
> beings.
> It really does not matter what they sell, they are
> all scum.
>
> If you are a sales person I pray to God that a
> chunk of steel comes loose from an airplane and
> falls on your head splitting it like a log and you
> die a horrible painful death right on your front
> lawn and that you bleed out in the arms of your
> family members. That is how much I hate you.
>
> Thank you.


I am a sales guy and I am rich! Fuck You. You must be a laborer, you are the loser.

Cute little Asian barbers who keep trying to sell me a 40 dollar handjob after they cut my hair. Where were these girls 20 years ago when my dick was still working??

God, that pisses me off so much.

People who talk shit on Obamma piss me off.

I guess when you have a guy that good in office there are always going to be some sour grape bitches who want to talk shit.

Baby Boomers.

the cause of higher college costs, low pay, inability to get a job because you won't fucking retire, inability to get a reasonable cost house due to said student loans, inability to get a house because you won't move out even though you're 70 living in a 5 bedroom house by yourself...

Fuck you all.

That is all.

Fuck the Corporate world too.

Doing all those stock buybacks instead of investing in your employees. Now the stock market crashed and you lost your money boo hoo.

Only paying $12 an hour to someone with a college degree, yet the boomer manager makes 120k and the $12 an hour worker does his job for him since the manager doesn't even know how to turn on his computer.

Not counting real world experience, demanding someone has to have a degree to answer the phones or file papers. Even with said degree, all of a sudden they are "overqualified". Make up your mind.

And worse of all- H1B's and "cliques" of all-Hispanic or all-Indian (dot) workers who will only hire their own kind, rampant nepotisim, etc.

Glad I started my own business!

Let me live up to my username and continue, lol. This coffee has me going this AM! ;) Any comments welcome!

Ok so they make a toaster for $4 in China. Ship it here, sell it for $25.

That toaster breaks in a year, and you have to shell out another $25.

Can't find an american-made toaster anymore. You're paying $25 every year when you could spend $50 once on a good toaster and be toasting away happily for YEARS.

This is all by design, corporate profits.

My english teacher would be proud of this freewriting exercise. I have a lot on my mind this am...

Anyways...

Outsourcing. Why 5% (7.9 million of us) are unemployed right now (source on the rate: bls.gov)

Well you think "they can't outsource my job". If you are a woodworker or plumber or tradesman...these contractors go out and hire illegals standing at home depot for $12 an hour then go back and bill the client $30/hour for their labor and pocket the difference. Customer doesn't care as long as the job is done.

PLus with illegals working for them they can bid cheaper...so an all-american team of painters, for example, can't compete with the swarm of illegals who will do the job americans would bid say $5,000 for (to include healthcare, workers comp, admin costs, E-VERIFY to make sure they are legal, INSURANCE etc) and the illegals will do it for 2,000 and call their cousins to finish the job- taking it away from an american. And if said illegal gets hurt, they drop him off at the hospital, throw $100 at him, and deny he ever worked there, then pick up a new grunt at the 711 on the way back....

Admin assistant/accounting jobs- there are programs for that and people online who will do it for cheap in india. "virtual assistants" they call them.

The only true safe jobs are those that require special certifications and one of the requirements is us citizenship to even get in the program and/or pass any necessary background checks. Once the illegals figure out how to get into certain fields, watch out.

A friend of mine works at a big-box store- you would think there would be a few white/black people. Nope, the store is literally 90% hispanic or indian staff. And maybe only 1/2 of them speak english. How did they hire someone to be on the salesfloor and they can't even speak english? Retail used to be a respectable way to come in on the ground floor and work your way into management...but not with the "Gatekeepers" in HR hiring their fresh off the boat friends first and making americans "call back next week".


Restaurants- you can see for yourself Hispanics cooking chinese food.


No job is safe!!! Count your blessings if you have a job right now, any job!

Oh yes while I'm at it...

Apartments.

You cannot find a simple 1 bedroom apartment in Fairfax County Proper for <$1,200.

Try it and get back to me.

Why?

1) wages decreased- most places want 3x the monthly rent as salary. With the rent being $1,400 (average- sources apartments.com, rent.com, napkin math) this means one must make $50,400 to even qualify for the apartment. $24.28 an hour. Yet the average entry to mid level job now pays around 35-40k. And thats WITHOUT obamacare, taxes, 401k, etc being taken out. So rent is fully 1/2 or MORE of one's take home pay

2) illegals- they know they will always pay the rent on time so they look the other way when there are 8 people living in a 2 bedroom for $1600/month- as long as they get their rent on time.

I'm not mad at them though- 1600/8 is only $200 a person a month and it makes sense since said illegals are working the $7.25-12 an hour jobs americans "Arent qualified or overqualified" for. Many other cultures live together to save money no beef with that. My beef is the landlords knowing the illegals MUST pay if they want to stay in the area- so they keep on raising the rents to astronomical levels- and the illegals have no choice but to pay- but with 8 people going from $200/mo/apiece up to $350 wont hurt- but the $50k annual american worker simply can't keep up with the new $2800/month rent since raises are only 1-2% a year (for example).

bitchinbitch Wrote:
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> Oh yes while I'm at it...
>
> Apartments.
>
> You cannot find a simple 1 bedroom apartment in
> Fairfax County Proper for <$1,200.
>
> Try it and get back to me.
>
> Why?
>

Why do you try to blame others for your personal failures?
You are the one that was not willing to apply yourself to get educated and get a decent income. You are to blame, only you! It is not Obama's fault, It is not corporate America's fault it is your fault that you are a loser.

I applied myself in college and picked a major that is in high demand. I have money out the ass and kick ass health insurance plus a couple cars that I love and a nice home plus my wife makes even more money than I do. We have this because we WORKED for it!
So, Fuck you!

Fuck You.

I hate my fucking dog when he's shitting, and ur trying to conceal the act but fucker spins around 30 fucking times indecisively over a 20 yard radius. Now ur fucked and gotta pick it up, and looks like its spread all over

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> Cute little Asian barbers who keep trying to sell
> me a 40 dollar handjob after they cut my hair.
> Where were these girls 20 years ago when my dick
> was still working??
>
> God, that pisses me off so much.


I know this post is old but what barber shop do you use?

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> I hate my fucking dog when he's shitting, and ur
> trying to conceal the act but fucker spins around
> 30 fucking times indecisively over a 20 yard
> radius. Now ur fucked and gotta pick it up, and
> looks like its spread all over
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> Cute little Asian barbers who keep trying to sell
> me a 40 dollar handjob after they cut my hair.
> Where were these girls 20 years ago when my dick
> was still working??
>
> God, that pisses me off so much.


I can understand that.

Trump pisses me off.

People whot stand there like a lump while th cashier rings them up, THEN start fishing around for their credit card. Fuck ‘em very much. Oh, and Ravi. Really hate his sorry little boy ass.

Annoyances?

People talking about the loop & assets nonstop. They engage in the same loop discussion zillions of times and it never seems to wear thin for them as these types tend to be extremely circular.

'Me-toos' (imitators)

People that use sample magic & situational engineers to try and make others jealous of them, to impress people or to cheat to get ahead in life.

Those that are heavily coddled, easily offended & expect everybody else to cater to & baby them.

Mentally ill cop-callers/911-abuser snitches

Losers that scream at art & fine architecture/cuisine simply because it looks nice & all things high quality make them jeawous

Abusers that bring people off of the grid before they're born, just to torture them & use them(see also: Megan Toohey)

Social media attention-seekers that post provocative pictures of themselves multiple times daily yet in the same breath, complain that they have too many online stalkers. Wonder how/why that problem came to be?!

Obliviousness; those with a complete & total lack of self-awareness

Narcissists that physically attack or rape people over their looks(usually because the person in question is 'too attractive' according to them). This occurrence is actually all-too-common. Usually the narcissist will then beg their assault victim for a merge because typically, most narcies are magic-abusers.

Magic dependence

Entitlement

Annoying festival-goers that leave litter everywhere

Smelly nonhygenic people in public

People who automatically expect attention in return, or a response, just because they were hitting on them--stay in your lane, nobody owes y'all anything

Pointless tweets & retweets such as: (twitter user)watched a video on youtube!

Those who expect products or services for free

"Tough customers"

Hypocrites

Some TV dinners piss me off. All I want to do is put the goddamn thing in the microwave and push some buttons but NO, I have to poke holes in one compartment and peel the plastic back on another compartment or stir after 2 minutes then heat 2 more. It sucks!

Drivers that cause traffic jams(or worse yet, distraction-related auto accidents)by braking just so they can stare at nearby road construction sites. Nothing interesting is happening over there! Stop making everyone else late for work, dummy!

Texting while behind the wheel.

Employers that are so bad at scheduling shifts that their employees aren't allowed enough time to get 8 hours sleep, a shower & a meal between shifts.

The fact that traffic is so severe, bus commuters have to catch rides 2-3 hours early just to get to class or work on time, which leaves them standing around waiting at their destination for an extra hour or so, just because they avoided the risk of being late due to the buses typically being held back by traffic.

Driving in the Springfield area. The layout of the 'mixing bowl' is ridiculous in how poorly it is constructed.

Aircrafts that fly at extremely low altitude & repeatedly circle a given area, usually residential areas. Sometimes these aircrafts follow vehicles around. Targeted individuals, or T.I.s living in the DC metro area have reported being followed around by such aircrafts, as they travel by car as well when they return home the aircrafts stalk them while flying at extremely low altitude, which creates considerable noise. These planes are usually small & registered to government factions such as Boeing or Lockheed Martin(for instance). Shady.

Theatre(stage, performing arts type)people are ALWAYS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Obnoxious, loud, over the top & very cliquey. Most musicals suck & are corny, BTW. Not all & not as a rule, but most.

Nobody over the age of 30 should still be living with roommates.

Violent offenders that spend numerous decades in and out of jail on multiple assault charges & assault/battery/murder cases will never reform into nonviolent productive members of society. These prisoners will not change their ways but the solution is not to keep them on long death penalty waiting lists--just put a bullet in their heads, quickly & simply.

People that join cults & cultlike fundie religious groups are dogmatic and more often than not, retarded with vast comprehension problems which is why groupthink is attractive to them.

I hate people that repeat themselves on a regular basis. Control issues & problems with socializing properly, always. Initially I figured it might be brain damage that caused some folks to repeat themselves but really, it's more likely the result of personality disorders and/or a misguided, feeble attempt to assert dominance when the person has none to speak of(and most likely never will).

Smelly taxis & uber cars. If you rely on your vehicle to earn income, the least you can do is fucking keep it clean & make sure it doesn't reek of sweaty cheese and stale hamburger-/broccoli-farts.

Candy Crush sucks

Children's toys & most kids' books & tv shows aren't mentally stimulating enough. They should be learning about/with computers, technology & practical appliances early in childhood. However, I realize that not all parents have the technical knowledge to impart those skills to their children.

In this day & age everybody should be net-savvy.

Most government employees are uppity dictators with all kinds of skeletons in their closets.

The amount of chlorine in the water is too high, it pisses me off that I only get a year out of my toilet flappers. The chlorine makes them warp and not form a good seal.

Jim Teacher Wrote:
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> Fuck sales people. Sales people are worthless
> pieces of shit that will burn in hell for all
> eternity.
> I understand that the world economy needs sales
> people but that does not take away from the fact
> that sales people are vile and disgusting human
> beings.
> It really does not matter what they sell, they are
> all scum.
>
> If you are a sales person I pray to God that a
> chunk of steel comes loose from an airplane and
> falls on your head splitting it like a log and you
> die a horrible painful death right on your front
> lawn and that you bleed out in the arms of your
> family members. That is how much I hate you.
>
> Thank you.

Oh, fuck this guy.

Sometimes people with careers in sales really are obnoxious or bad at their jobs but most are at least alright. Sales jobs are usually lousy & only temporary gigs, with difficult hours, iffy pay & the day-to-dsy work often involves desling with unreasonable, clueless customers on the regular.

hairy home owner Wrote:
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> The amount of chlorine in the water is too high,
> it pisses me off that I only get a year out of my
> toilet flappers. The chlorine makes them warp and
> not form a good seal.


First world problem.

Be thankful you don't have to shit in a place like this,
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Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Fuck this place and fuck all of you. Thats right I
> said it. From an underground bunker.

Bunker = mommy’s basement.

Anti-Mage Wrote:
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> Jim Teacher Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck sales people. Sales people are worthless
> > pieces of shit that will burn in hell for all
> > eternity.
> > I understand that the world economy needs sales
> > people but that does not take away from the
> fact
> > that sales people are vile and disgusting human
> > beings.
> > It really does not matter what they sell, they
> are
> > all scum.
> >
> > If you are a sales person I pray to God that a
> > chunk of steel comes loose from an airplane and
> > falls on your head splitting it like a log and
> you
> > die a horrible painful death right on your
> front
> > lawn and that you bleed out in the arms of your
> > family members. That is how much I hate you.
> >
> > Thank you.
>
> Oh, fuck this guy.
>
> Sometimes people with careers in sales really are
> obnoxious or bad at their jobs but most are at
> least alright. Sales jobs are usually lousy & only
> temporary gigs, with difficult hours, iffy pay &
> the day-to-dsy work often involves desling with
> unreasonable, clueless customers on the regular.


I agree sales guys are not that bad but I would never hang out or drink a beer with one. Just like in college, nobody liked a business major other than another business major. Something about them is just obnoxious.

This is how you complain in rat talk:
(Thees ees hoe yo complann ean rate talk) :

I hat whean yo go toe thee groccer star aind thee laddy aheed of yo ean leen haze toe manny coppons aind eat tacks theerty meanuts far thee caisher toe reeng har op biccoz she broat saw manny coppons.

Translation:
I hate when you go to the grocery store and the lady ahead of you in line has too many coupons and it takes thirty minutes for the cashier to ring her up because she brought so many coupons.

I hat eet whean I reed oan thee meatro aind a main weath shoapping baigs rezeerves a holl sitt jost far hees baigs whean the trann eas ailreedy crodded.

Translation:
I hate it when I ride on the metro and a man with shopping bags reserves a whole seat just for his bags when the train is already crowded.

WEAR A BROWN X, ADD EXPONENTS TO IT AS OFTEN AS NECESSARY AND ALWAYS KEEP IT ON. WEAR A YELLOW X TOO IF NEEDED.

EATING POOP & DRINKING URINE IS UNACCEPTABLE IN THIS DAY AND AGE. COPROPHAGIA IS NOT ONLY TOTALLY DISGUSTING, IT KILLS!

mjs Wrote:
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> poster 816 Wrote:
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> -----
> > It pisses me off when people post on FFXU at
> like
> > 4 or 5 in the morning. It's like time to get a
> > life!
> It pisses me off when people reopen long dead
> threads on FFXU


That pisses me off too.

pissed off often Wrote:
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> What pisses you off? Lets take time to bitch about
> what has pissed us off lately. It's very
> therapeutic. Allow me to begin,
>
>
> Some earth dog prius driver blows the yield sign
> and causes me to slam on the brakes harder than
> hell and the HE flips ME off!
>
> Last week I went to Mcdonalds drive through for a
> salad and a diet coke. They give me three
> mcdoubles, large fry and a doctor pepper by
> accident and I ATE IT ALL! Fuck you Mcdonalds, I
> am trying to lose weight!
>
> I got a bill from JMU in the mail last month for
> repairs to my daughters dorm room because she and
> her roommates cut holes in the walls to run
> computer cables and speaker wires and filled the
> holes with fucking toothpaste when they moved out!
> FUCK ME!!
>
>
>
> Thank you. I feel a little better now.

How is your whore daughter doing 10 years later

Flunked out of school and became a stripper until her baby daddy knocked her up. Now she drops her two bastards off to OPand his wife to babysit while she turns tricks in a seedy hotel off Rt.1 and smokes meth

beardman Wrote:
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> Cute little Asian barbers who keep trying to sell
> me a 40 dollar handjob after they cut my hair.
> Where were these girls 20 years ago when my dick
> was still working??
>
> God, that pisses me off so much.


I can understand that.