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Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Hugh Heffner ()
Date: August 06, 2013 02:19PM

I want this more than deep fried mozarella sticks or chocolate covered bacon. ME WANT NOW!!!!!
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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Donger ()
Date: August 06, 2013 02:23PM

I'm just not a fan of the per-pubescent mons de pubis, sorry. Trim it..landing strip...fine. Shaved...no, I like the legal look, thanks.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: me likey ()
Date: August 06, 2013 02:24PM


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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: WarMonger ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:02PM

Donger Wrote:
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> I'm just not a fan of the per-pubescent mons de
> pubis, sorry. Trim it..landing strip...fine.
> Shaved...no, I like the legal look, thanks.

Fuck that shit, clean shaven all the way. I don't want any pubs in my teeth when I'm going down on her. I'll even take a buzz marine hair cut on a babe.

The less hair the better. No fake boobs eithers!

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: sperminator ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:05PM

I would like to impregnate this woman.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:40PM

That is a perfect hu-man female. Please tell us me where I can find her so we I can unravel her superior genetics to find a way to destroy your entire sssssstupid race tell her she is pretty.

Ssssssssss...

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:57PM

yes, fall in love with photoshop women so that you become disillusioned by actual women. more for the rest of us.

however, the second chick clearly doesnt know how to eat properly. probably suffers from brain damage.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: HNTpd ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:06PM

lookit dem pussy lips... even though most of you fags think pussy is gross and dick looks better.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:18PM

Hugh Heffner Wrote:
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> I want this more than deep fried mozarella sticks
> or chocolate covered bacon. ME WANT NOW!!!!!


Her teeth are too yellow and her boobs are saggy.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:19PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> yes, fall in love with photoshop women so that you
> become disillusioned by actual women. more for
> the rest of us.
>
> however, the second chick clearly doesnt know how
> to eat properly. probably suffers from brain
> damage.


Yeah, what will happen when she tries to make me a sandwich? mustard and mayo everywhere.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:27PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Her teeth are too yellow and her boobs are saggy.

WTF are you talking about! Her teeth aren't yellow enough, Ralph.

Someone get her a cigarette and black coffee ASAP.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:57PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Her teeth are too yellow and her boobs are saggy.


Agreed. 2 out of 10, would not bang.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Bloody Stump ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:45PM

10/10 Would bang over and over until my dick was a bloody, useless stump.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: teri~ ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:59PM

moo

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 07, 2013 01:07AM

gotta love those choker neck attires though. anything to hint of the idea of strangling womens in general is hot in my book.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: gross ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:35AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> That is a perfect hu-man female. Please tell
> us me where I can find her so we I
> can unravel her superior genetics to find a way
> to destroy your entire sssssstupid race
tell
> her she is pretty.

From the waist down, she's a 12 yr old.

Are you a pedophile?

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 07, 2013 09:00AM

gross Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That is a perfect hu-man female. Please tell
> > us me where I can find her so we
> I
> > can unravel her superior genetics to find a
> way
> > to destroy your entire sssssstupid race

> tell
> > her she is pretty.
>
> From the waist down, she's a 12 yr old.
>
> Are you a pedophile?

It's been a while since I took the Human Anatomy portion of the GED, but I'm pretty sure the human body ages at the same rate all over. So, either she's 12 and Playboy is in deep trouble, or you lack certain basic understandings.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: A. Weiner ()
Date: August 07, 2013 09:47AM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Her teeth are too yellow and her boobs are
> saggy.
>
>
> Agreed. 2 out of 10, would not bang.


Show us something better.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Ima gonna show you ()
Date: August 07, 2013 10:14AM

Show us something better.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Here's something more in your league.
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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: August 07, 2013 10:32AM

there is something very Eastern European about her teeth

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: I am not Hay Zeus ()
Date: August 07, 2013 10:38AM

My thought was her face looked very Morom/Utah-ish.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: ex-Lester ()
Date: August 07, 2013 10:44AM

Her bio is very impressive.


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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 07, 2013 11:09AM

Of course everyone tells her that she's funny. Of course they do.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Donger ()
Date: August 07, 2013 11:35AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Of course everyone tells her that she's funny. Of
> course they do.

I enjoy walking up to chicks like this and saying, "I don't find you attractive but...I'd like to get to know you better..." and then bouncing them off my dick 30 minutes later because they just have to fuck a guy who doesn't slobber all over them for their looks...

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: August 07, 2013 01:05PM

She has all the tools to be terrible wife and horrible mother.

Fun fact people who say they "hate close minded people" are often closed minded themselves and not open to other opinions which differ from theirs.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Spandex Ballet ()
Date: August 07, 2013 01:22PM

Listening to Lana Del Ray all night long.

Throw in some PMS Dawn.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 07, 2013 01:28PM

Playboy is the worst magazine in the world.


The whole info about the centerfold thing, WTF?

What do we do with this info, store it in our mind so if we run into her, we know a little something about her? Does it make her more personable to some of the readers? Is it kind of a disclaimer because the magazine is sensitive to charges of objectifying women?

For me, it ruins the fantasy. I want to know nothing about her at all.

I so much fucking prefer Penthouse. Bob Guccione was twice the man that old buzzard Hefner ever was.

Not that anyone reads this crap anymore.


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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: a question ()
Date: August 07, 2013 01:37PM

Do people still buy playboy?

How do they stay in business?

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:04PM

A. Weiner Wrote:
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> TheNorthman Wrote:
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> -----
> > Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Her teeth are too yellow and her boobs are
> > saggy.
> >
> >
> > Agreed. 2 out of 10, would not bang.
>
>
> Show us something better.


I'd be hard pressed to find anything better than that.

The "2/10 would not bang" is a meme that originated on 4Chan. The joke is that I'm being hyper critical of some vision of beauty and finding absurd flaws such as "her teeth are yellow and her boobs are saggy" which I'm pretty sure RP was joking when he made that comment...as was I when I responded.

Here's a funny site that talks about all these meme's

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang

but since you asked for something which (I think) might be better, take a look at the local, Baltimore, MD product Stacy Keibler
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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:06PM

hahahaha, nice pull Northman!

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:12PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> hahahaha, nice pull Northman!


She's back on the market too after breaking up with George Clooney!

That Know Your Meme site is pretty funny. I've wasted many hours of my life surfing through it. It actually tells you the origin of most of these meme's that are so common now which is pretty intrresting (to me).

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:16PM

She hates "closed minded, arrogant men who don't know how to treat a girl." She's pretty closed minded herself, not to mention the fact that she's basically saying what society wants her to say.

Women hate nice guys.

_____________
We are all Eesh.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:29PM

Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> She hates "closed minded, arrogant men who don't
> know how to treat a girl." She's pretty closed
> minded herself, not to mention the fact that she's
> basically saying what society wants her to say.
>
> Women hate nice guys.


I'd like to be the bad boy to abuse her.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:29PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> -----
> > hahahaha, nice pull Northman!
>
>
> She's back on the market too after breaking up
> with George Clooney!
>
> That Know Your Meme site is pretty funny. I've
> wasted many hours of my life surfing through it.
> It actually tells you the origin of most of these
> meme's that are so common now which is pretty
> intrresting (to me).


Yeah, that site is great. I found it when Chocolate Rain came out.

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Re: Playboy Playmate July 2013 - Absolute PERFECTION!
Posted by: July is a good month ()
Date: August 08, 2013 05:33PM

This girl blows away Miss August (another post)

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