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Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: April 21, 2010 08:58AM
It seems like everyone I went to high school with has discovered Facebook in the last few months. Why is it every hot girl who fucked everyone in school is now a fat God-squader? I love how these chicks are now lecturing everyone about morality. Where was that when you were sucking the balls on the star point guard?
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Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: April 21, 2010 09:04AM
The ones I'm getting friend requests from are everything you mentioned plus they'd fit right in with the addicted to tanning thread. They look like leather handbags used to tenderize a brick wall covered in canola oil.
Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
Lurker.
()
Date: April 21, 2010 09:27AM
They're all tanning because they have nothing else to do.
Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: April 21, 2010 09:41AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> It seems like everyone I went to high school with
> has discovered Facebook in the last few months.
> Why is it every hot girl who fucked everyone in
> school is now a fat God-squader? I love how these
> chicks are now lecturing everyone about morality.
> Where was that when you were sucking the balls on
> the star point guard?
Because they've got a lot of guilt for being whores. I was at some place the other week and saw this chick I went to high school with - back then she was pretty hot, dumb as a box of rocks, and a real bitch to anybody outside the "cool kids". Now she looks likes a ragged-out Stay Puff marshmallow man. She actually asked me if she knew me and I gave her a bunch of fake info. Not because I was bitter or anything, but mainly because now that 20 years have gone by, I don't feel like reconnecting with anybody else from that long ago. I had a great high school experience, but I keep in touch with people who were/are really friends. I hate that fake small talk from some old ass accquaintence that always ends with - "oh hey, let's grab a beer sometime"....you never do.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> It seems like everyone I went to high school with
> has discovered Facebook in the last few months.
> Why is it every hot girl who fucked everyone in
> school is now a fat God-squader? I love how these
> chicks are now lecturing everyone about morality.
> Where was that when you were sucking the balls on
> the star point guard?
Because they've got a lot of guilt for being whores. I was at some place the other week and saw this chick I went to high school with - back then she was pretty hot, dumb as a box of rocks, and a real bitch to anybody outside the "cool kids". Now she looks likes a ragged-out Stay Puff marshmallow man. She actually asked me if she knew me and I gave her a bunch of fake info. Not because I was bitter or anything, but mainly because now that 20 years have gone by, I don't feel like reconnecting with anybody else from that long ago. I had a great high school experience, but I keep in touch with people who were/are really friends. I hate that fake small talk from some old ass accquaintence that always ends with - "oh hey, let's grab a beer sometime"....you never do.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 21, 2010 09:46AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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>
>
> Because they've got a lot of guilt for being
> whores. I was at some place the other week and saw
> this chick I went to high school with - back then
> she was pretty hot, dumb as a box of rocks, and a
> real bitch to anybody outside the "cool kids".
> Now she looks likes a ragged-out Stay Puff
> marshmallow man. She actually asked me if she
> knew me and I gave her a bunch of fake info. Not
> because I was bitter or anything, but mainly
> because now that 20 years have gone by, I don't
> feel like reconnecting with anybody else from that
> long ago. I had a great high school experience,
> but I keep in touch with people who were/are
> really friends. I hate that fake small talk from
> some old ass accquaintence that always ends with -
> "oh hey, let's grab a beer sometime"....you never
> do.
There was a gal I had worked with who was really hot. She had been in a coma after a car accident and was kind of fucked in the head. A few years later, I ran into her in the grocery store. She was still hot and was now divorced. Because she was so fucked in the head, she basically came out and said she wanted to fuck. I was married by then so I passed on the opportunity to bang a crazy chick. But man, if I hadn't been...
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>
>
> Because they've got a lot of guilt for being
> whores. I was at some place the other week and saw
> this chick I went to high school with - back then
> she was pretty hot, dumb as a box of rocks, and a
> real bitch to anybody outside the "cool kids".
> Now she looks likes a ragged-out Stay Puff
> marshmallow man. She actually asked me if she
> knew me and I gave her a bunch of fake info. Not
> because I was bitter or anything, but mainly
> because now that 20 years have gone by, I don't
> feel like reconnecting with anybody else from that
> long ago. I had a great high school experience,
> but I keep in touch with people who were/are
> really friends. I hate that fake small talk from
> some old ass accquaintence that always ends with -
> "oh hey, let's grab a beer sometime"....you never
> do.
There was a gal I had worked with who was really hot. She had been in a coma after a car accident and was kind of fucked in the head. A few years later, I ran into her in the grocery store. She was still hot and was now divorced. Because she was so fucked in the head, she basically came out and said she wanted to fuck. I was married by then so I passed on the opportunity to bang a crazy chick. But man, if I hadn't been...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
()
Date: April 21, 2010 09:49AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> There was a gal I had worked with who was really
> hot. She had been in a coma after a car accident
> and was kind of fucked in the head. A few years
> later, I ran into her in the grocery store. She
> was still hot and was now divorced. Because she
> was so fucked in the head, she basically came out
> and said she wanted to fuck. I was married by then
> so I passed on the opportunity to bang a crazy
> chick. But man, if I hadn't been...
Her name wasn't Colleen Lindvall was it?
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> There was a gal I had worked with who was really
> hot. She had been in a coma after a car accident
> and was kind of fucked in the head. A few years
> later, I ran into her in the grocery store. She
> was still hot and was now divorced. Because she
> was so fucked in the head, she basically came out
> and said she wanted to fuck. I was married by then
> so I passed on the opportunity to bang a crazy
> chick. But man, if I hadn't been...
Her name wasn't Colleen Lindvall was it?
Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: April 21, 2010 09:51AM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Her name wasn't Colleen Lindvall was it?
+1
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Her name wasn't Colleen Lindvall was it?
+1
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:01AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > Her name wasn't Colleen Lindvall was it?
>
>
> +1
Not that crazy.
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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>
> > Her name wasn't Colleen Lindvall was it?
>
>
> +1
Not that crazy.
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Re: Facebook High School Reunions
Posted by:
pgens
()
Date: April 21, 2010 10:11AM
I like the ones who didn't look so hot in high school that turned out to be smokin' in adulthood. College must have done the trick or something. But yeah, most get huge and are on Facebook to try to regain some kind of validation. It may be that the ones who were hot and stayed hot aren't bothering with Facebook.