HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 14, 2010 11:17AM

and I'm going to imagine that one of the targets is a troll here.

hmmmm, which one shall I shoot in the peenular area?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2010 11:17AM by Elle Diabla.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: March 14, 2010 11:19AM

me..me..me....please!

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 14, 2010 11:57AM

What weapon(s) will you be firing?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2010 01:20PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> and I'm going to imagine that one of the targets
> is a troll here.
>
> hmmmm, which one shall I shoot in the peenular
> area?



Where? Blue Ridge? Try not to suffocate from the poor ventilation.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: do us a favor ()
Date: March 14, 2010 01:46PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> and I'm going to imagine that one of the targets
> is a troll here.
>
> hmmmm, which one shall I shoot in the peenular
> area?


eesh, please!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Operation: Lion ()
Date: March 14, 2010 01:48PM

do us a favor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Elle Diabla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and I'm going to imagine that one of the
> targets
> > is a troll here.
> >
> > hmmmm, which one shall I shoot in the peenular
> > area?
>
>
> eesh, please!



+1

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 14, 2010 07:04PM

Stafford.

We didn't get to go as there was miscommunication with our babysitter. Next weekend hopefully.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 14, 2010 08:11PM

I haven't been to the range in a year. I have a membership at Blue Ridge, but I've only been a few times. It's actually the range where I first fired a pistol, and my second time going I was ripping out bulls-eyes (I was already a marksman with a rifle). I need to find an outdoor range though, so we can fire my Old Man's 1884 Springfield .45-70 Carbine. The last time he fired it was in the 1960's, and it blew a 4-inch tree in half.

==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 14, 2010 11:56PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I haven't been to the range in a year. I have a
> membership at Blue Ridge, but I've only been a few
> times. It's actually the range where I first fired
> a pistol, and my second time going I was ripping
> out bulls-eyes (I was already a marksman with a
> rifle). I need to find an outdoor range though, so
> we can fire my Old Man's 1884 Springfield .45-70
> Carbine. The last time he fired it was in the
> 1960's, and it blew a 4-inch tree in half.


Clarke Bros in Warrenton is a nice outdoor range. They have 25, 50, and 100 yard targets. They also have a skeet area for shotguns.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: March 15, 2010 12:22AM

Numbers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> Clarke Bros in Warrenton is a nice outdoor range.
> They have 25, 50, and 100 yard targets. They also
> have a skeet area for shotguns.


I haven't been to Clark Brothers in several years, but as outdoor ranges go, it's pretty good, if a little rednecky. I've had some good times there, like the time a little asian guy wanted to try out the guy next to him's .454 Casull. It almost knocked him on his ass!

---------------------------------
Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 15, 2010 01:05AM

FoolSmacker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I haven't been to Clark Brothers in several years,
> but as outdoor ranges go, it's pretty good, if a
> little rednecky. I've had some good times there,
> like the time a little asian guy wanted to try out
> the guy next to him's .454 Casull. It almost
> knocked him on his ass!


I took my girlfriend, who had never fired a gun before to Clark Bros and the range master fell in love with her immediately. He kept hovering around us all day and scoping her out (literally) as we went downrange to check out targets.

The shocking part is, by the time she went through a few magazines of my SKS, she was shooting 3-4 inch spreads at 100 yards, which only made the range master more infatuated.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2010 01:09AM

FoolSmacker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> I haven't been to Clark Brothers in several years,
> but as outdoor ranges go, it's pretty good, if a
> little rednecky. I've had some good times there,
> like the time a little asian guy wanted to try out
> the guy next to him's .454 Casull. It almost
> knocked him on his ass!



LOL Last time I was at a range an Indian guy and his wife were freaking out over a Bersa .380 they rented. I've never fired a .454 but I got a chance to fire a
.500 S & W. A very ridiculous revolver.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 15, 2010 01:30AM

I like the 9 caliber. It's a good caliber....the 9.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 15, 2010 01:32AM

It's great for scoring free-throw goals, huh?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I like the 9 caliber. It's a good caliber....the
> 9.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 15, 2010 01:35AM

totally.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 15, 2010 08:03AM

I used to love it when guys would bring their girlfriends to the range. I'd sit in the booth with the other range officers and laugh my ass off when the .357 would recoil into the girl's face. Then I'd send one of the guys onto the line to make sure the idiot boyfriend didn't kill anyone showing off for his now bleeding girlfriend.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Lucy ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:17AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I used to love it when guys would bring their
> girlfriends to the range. I'd sit in the booth
> with the other range officers and laugh my ass off
> when the .357 would recoil into the girl's face.
> Then I'd send one of the guys onto the line to
> make sure the idiot boyfriend didn't kill anyone
> showing off for his now bleeding girlfriend.

A .357 hardly has enough recoil to hit someone in the face unless they aren't holding it properly. The fact that you as a range officer would watch this unsafe handling on the range and laugh about it is a shame.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:23AM

It has enough kick if you're only 90 lbs. and nervous. I know that you probably haven't seen 90 lbs. since about what, third grade? But try to remember what that was like. Anyway if it was unsafe we'd put a stop to it, but we're not going to be range nazis and hover over everybody who we *think* would be unsafe until we *see* them being unsafe. Suck it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:39AM

I took a girl to the range once. Never again, unless she has independently and of her own volition decided to learn how to shoot.

--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:48AM

This is the kind of shit I'm talking about






Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:51AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This is the kind of shit I'm talking about
>
>



LOL



Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:51AM

Why the girl with the Desert Eagle thought she was good looking enough to dress like that for the video is a fucking mystery. She looks like a toothpick.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 15, 2010 10:12AM

Well, I suppose it depends on the girlfriend you take to the range.Also, if you're dumb enough to put a DE .500 in the hands of a woman that's never shot before, you deserve whatever happens.

My girl took right to my SKS (which was a rare paratrooper version that used AK clips instead of stripper clips). She isn't an anorexic and ditzy bimbo and I gave her a short gun safety class before even leaving for the range.

She actually really enjoyed it and I've taken her a few more times since then, with different weapons. I think everyone (man or woman) should learn gun safety and how to handle firearms.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 15, 2010 10:17AM

Numbers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
I think everyone (man or woman) should learn gun safety and how to handle firearms.


Education not regulation FTW!!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: March 15, 2010 10:37AM

I'd like to try clark bros but heard they're nazis about shooting only their ammo. I did drive to West Virginia with a friend a while ago just to go to a free outdoor range, sleepy creek I believe it was called. However I read the state of WV has since closed that down.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 15, 2010 10:48AM

Mofo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'd like to try clark bros but heard they're nazis
> about shooting only their ammo. I did drive to
> West Virginia with a friend a while ago just to go
> to a free outdoor range, sleepy creek I believe it
> was called. However I read the state of WV has
> since closed that down.


True, they are very adamant that you purchase their ammo which sucks because they recycle their brass and it is complete shit. Plus the shooting stations are too close to one another, have no partition, and (if there is a wait) it can take a while to get a lane. But if you're looking for an outdoor only range in this area...I guess give it a shot. (Fuck puns)

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: March 15, 2010 12:06PM

Numbers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Well, I suppose it depends on the girlfriend you
> take to the range.Also, if you're dumb enough to
> put a DE .500 in the hands of a woman that's never
> shot before, you deserve whatever happens.
>
> My girl took right to my SKS (which was a rare
> paratrooper version that used AK clips instead of
> stripper clips). She isn't an anorexic and ditzy
> bimbo and I gave her a short gun safety class
> before even leaving for the range.
>
> She actually really enjoyed it and I've taken her
> a few more times since then, with different
> weapons. I think everyone (man or woman) should
> learn gun safety and how to handle firearms.

I've taken a few people out to the range who had no previous interest in guns, and they've almost all had a great time. I think that a lack of familiarity with guns breeds fear and misunderstanding. The best way to combat that is with education.

---------------------------------
Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Hawkeye ()
Date: March 15, 2010 12:17PM

FoolSmacker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I suppose it depends on the girlfriend
> you
> > take to the range.Also, if you're dumb enough
> to
> > put a DE .500 in the hands of a woman that's
> never
> > shot before, you deserve whatever happens.
> >
> > My girl took right to my SKS (which was a rare
> > paratrooper version that used AK clips instead
> of
> > stripper clips). She isn't an anorexic and
> ditzy
> > bimbo and I gave her a short gun safety class
> > before even leaving for the range.
> >
> > She actually really enjoyed it and I've taken
> her
> > a few more times since then, with different
> > weapons. I think everyone (man or woman) should
> > learn gun safety and how to handle firearms.
>
> I've taken a few people out to the range who had
> no previous interest in guns, and they've almost
> all had a great time. I think that a lack of
> familiarity with guns breeds fear and
> misunderstanding. The best way to combat that is
> with .


Precisely. When my kids were old enough to hold a tiny Chipmunk .22 rifle
I started them out shooting tin cans. As they grew older, I started taking
some of their Fairfax friends with us and most of them had never held a
firearm before. They're in their early 20's now and it seems that we've
inspired gun nuts all over the County. My proudest accomplishment though
is "JJ". His parents were both anti-gunners but gave permission for him
to go. He now owns seven guns and just got his Life Membership in the NRA.:)

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 15, 2010 12:20PM

FoolSmacker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> a lack of
> familiarity with guns breeds fear and
> misunderstanding.


This is why people who walk into *bucks open carrying have the cops called on them.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Mommy ()
Date: March 15, 2010 05:46PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> and I'm going to imagine that one of the targets
> is a troll here.
>
> hmmmm, which one shall I shoot in the peenular
> area?

Hunny, I'll have your milk and cookies ready for you when get home from the range. I'm so proud of you.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 15, 2010 09:05PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It has enough kick if you're only 90 lbs. and
> nervous. I know that you probably haven't seen 90
> lbs. since about what, third grade? But try to
> remember what that was like. Anyway if it was
> unsafe we'd put a stop to it, but we're not going
> to be range nazis and hover over everybody who we
> *think* would be unsafe until we *see* them being
> unsafe. Suck it.


The guy who trains me is a former Marine and now a licensed firearms instructor with his own business.

He's a huuuuggge black guy that doesn't tolerate fucking around when you're there with him. You won't waste his time or be stupid about guns in his presence. If you even pick one up the wrong way, he calls you out for it and tells you how stupid that was.

I'm 105, and never had a problem firing, or loading all of my own rounds in which he and my (then boyfriend), said I'd get tired and be sore from. I was neither.

You just need to use common sense and have a strong stance when firing a powerful weapon. The shit isn't for stupid, giggly girls.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/15/2010 09:09PM by Elle Diabla.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 16, 2010 08:34AM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> He's a huuuuggge black guy that doesn't tolerate
> fucking around when you're there with him. You
> won't waste his time or be stupid about guns in
> his presence. If you even pick one up the wrong
> way, he calls you out for it and tells you how
> stupid that was.

It isn't this guy is it?


Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Syphilis ()
Date: March 16, 2010 11:23AM

Fucking LOL

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Date: March 16, 2010 11:38AM

That's hilarious. The best part is the reaction from the audience when he tries to bring out the rifle.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 16, 2010 03:18PM

I heart Ogrish.com.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 16, 2010 03:41PM

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...

Edit2Add: "Put it down!"

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> It isn't this guy is it?
>
>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/16/2010 03:42PM by Harry Tuttle.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: March 16, 2010 04:24PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I heart Ogrish.com.


I miss Ogrish.com

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm going to the range today
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 16, 2010 06:42PM

Numbers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Elle Diabla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I heart Ogrish.com.
>
>
> I miss Ogrish.com



Best video on Ogrish was the land mine clearing in Africa using gazelles.

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
  ******    **     **        **  **    **  **     ** 
 **    **   ***   ***        **  **   **   **     ** 
 **         **** ****        **  **  **    **     ** 
 **   ****  ** *** **        **  *****     **     ** 
 **    **   **     **  **    **  **  **     **   **  
 **    **   **     **  **    **  **   **     ** **   
  ******    **     **   ******   **    **     ***    
This forum powered by Phorum.