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Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: October 13, 2008 03:55PM
ZOMG!! ITS A SCANDAL!!
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Lopter
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Date: October 13, 2008 04:00PM
Obama talked to his cousins neighbor once at a block party his cousin had! Obama is a mattress tag cutter!
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: October 13, 2008 04:11PM
Would you have this same reaction if it were the other candidate accused?
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Patton
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Date: October 13, 2008 04:17PM
I heard a rumor that Obama was once in the same country where there was a terrorist!
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: October 13, 2008 04:25PM
OMG IF YUO DONT VOTE FOR SARAH PAIN TEH TERRORIST OUR GOING TO COME AND KUT OFF YOUR MATTRESSES TAGS! SHE TOTTALLY A MAVERIK!!!
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Judge Juice
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Date: October 13, 2008 08:50PM
TheMeeper Wrote:
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> ZOMG!! ITS A SCANDAL!!
90 Days in the electric chair!
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> ZOMG!! ITS A SCANDAL!!
90 Days in the electric chair!
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Osama
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Date: October 13, 2008 09:14PM
"Mohammad Atta was just a guy from the neighborhood." Osama bin Laden
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: October 13, 2008 09:28PM
Osama Wrote:
>> "Mohammad Atta was just a guy from the neighborhood." Osama bin Laden
FYI- Atta was the arab version of "Joe SixPack".
>> "Mohammad Atta was just a guy from the neighborhood." Osama bin Laden
FYI- Atta was the arab version of "Joe SixPack".
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
tupac
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Date: October 13, 2008 09:29PM
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" John McCain
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Sgt. Rock
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Date: October 13, 2008 09:35PM
tupac Wrote:
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> "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" John
> McCain
BS ALERT!!! John McCain did NOT say that! Thats a quote from
the movie Apocalypse Now. (Kilgore). Go back to Hollywood fag!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
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> "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" John
> McCain
BS ALERT!!! John McCain did NOT say that! Thats a quote from
the movie Apocalypse Now. (Kilgore). Go back to Hollywood fag!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
toothless
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Date: October 13, 2008 09:40PM
Sgt. Rock Wrote:
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> BS ALERT!!! John McCain did NOT say that! Thats a
> quote from
> the movie Apocalypse Now. (Kilgore). Go back to
> Hollywood fag!
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
No shit Sherlock. Well done ferreting that out.
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>
> BS ALERT!!! John McCain did NOT say that! Thats a
> quote from
> the movie Apocalypse Now. (Kilgore). Go back to
> Hollywood fag!
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w
No shit Sherlock. Well done ferreting that out.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Bob
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Date: October 13, 2008 10:36PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Would you have this same reaction if it were the
> other candidate accused?
Yes. It's called intellectual honesty.
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> Would you have this same reaction if it were the
> other candidate accused?
Yes. It's called intellectual honesty.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
angelus42774
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Date: October 14, 2008 07:20AM
Barrack Obama's mother's, friend's mother's, neighbor's cousin, step brother's business associate 6th removed once on the father's side once stole a packet of rubberbands from work and didnt replace it. This is the kind of anarchy you want in the highest office?
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: October 14, 2008 08:32AM
It just goes to show the company he keeps.
Wait, just goes to show ignorance. The mattress tag says it cant be removed by law "except by the consumer". Were his relatives/neighbors consumers or mattress distributors?
Wait, just goes to show ignorance. The mattress tag says it cant be removed by law "except by the consumer". Were his relatives/neighbors consumers or mattress distributors?
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Lopter
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Date: October 14, 2008 01:28PM
angelus42774 Wrote:
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> Barrack Obama's mother's, friend's mother's,
> neighbor's cousin, step brother's business
> associate 6th removed once on the father's side
> once stole a packet of rubberbands from work and
> didnt replace it. This is the kind of anarchy you
> want in the highest office?
Actually it was Obama's fourth cousin from his sisters mother in law who once watched a TV show about a terrorist and the name of that person sounded foreign.
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> Barrack Obama's mother's, friend's mother's,
> neighbor's cousin, step brother's business
> associate 6th removed once on the father's side
> once stole a packet of rubberbands from work and
> didnt replace it. This is the kind of anarchy you
> want in the highest office?
Actually it was Obama's fourth cousin from his sisters mother in law who once watched a TV show about a terrorist and the name of that person sounded foreign.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: October 14, 2008 02:41PM
If Obama wins the election, he will take the guns from white people and give them to terrorists. He will throw all the white people in concentration camps, and then bomb the houses of all the blue-eyed-blonde-haired farmer's daughters in the midwest with commercial airliners.
There is also a super-secret initiative in his camp to change the name of the presidential mansion from "The White House" to "The Black Terrorism House".
All of this is completely true. I heard it from a friend who read it on some kid's blog.
Barack "Hussein" Obama = Saddam "The Moustache" Hussein + Osama "Why can't we be friends" Bin Laden.
Think about it.
There is also a super-secret initiative in his camp to change the name of the presidential mansion from "The White House" to "The Black Terrorism House".
All of this is completely true. I heard it from a friend who read it on some kid's blog.
Barack "Hussein" Obama = Saddam "The Moustache" Hussein + Osama "Why can't we be friends" Bin Laden.
Think about it.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
TheMeeper
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Date: October 14, 2008 03:22PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
>>>There is also a super-secret initiative in his camp to change the name of the presidential mansion from "The White House" to "The Black Terrorism House".
LMFAO
>>>There is also a super-secret initiative in his camp to change the name of the presidential mansion from "The White House" to "The Black Terrorism House".
LMFAO
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: October 15, 2008 09:11PM
Two misnomers.
As I said before "Except by the consumer" appears on the warning labels for the mattress.
And the expiration date on milk is the last day the milk can be sold, not last date it can be consumed. There is a BIG difference. Did the milk not have a lapel flag pin? That is an issue I would be interested in! Unpatriotic, non supporting our troops milk!
These are just non-issues. But if you scream the loud enough, I am sure people will be outraged with Obama.
As I said before "Except by the consumer" appears on the warning labels for the mattress.
And the expiration date on milk is the last day the milk can be sold, not last date it can be consumed. There is a BIG difference. Did the milk not have a lapel flag pin? That is an issue I would be interested in! Unpatriotic, non supporting our troops milk!
These are just non-issues. But if you scream the loud enough, I am sure people will be outraged with Obama.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: October 15, 2008 09:30PM
That big ol' flag burner Osama Hussein probably cuts tags off of his friends' mattresses before they sell them on Craigslist, and has stock in the CORRUPT and UNETHICAL, GREEDY CORPORATIONS that SELL EXPIRED MILK to MILLIONS of UNSUSPECTING AMERICANS every DAY.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Radiophile
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Date: October 16, 2008 08:38AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> That big ol' flag burner Osama Hussein probably
> cuts tags off of his friends' mattresses before
> they sell them on Craigslist, and has stock in the
> CORRUPT and UNETHICAL, GREEDY CORPORATIONS that
> SELL EXPIRED MILK to MILLIONS of UNSUSPECTING
> AMERICANS every DAY.
I sent an email to Fox News tabout this. I am sure they are investigating as we speak.
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> That big ol' flag burner Osama Hussein probably
> cuts tags off of his friends' mattresses before
> they sell them on Craigslist, and has stock in the
> CORRUPT and UNETHICAL, GREEDY CORPORATIONS that
> SELL EXPIRED MILK to MILLIONS of UNSUSPECTING
> AMERICANS every DAY.
I sent an email to Fox News tabout this. I am sure they are investigating as we speak.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: October 16, 2008 09:12AM
Eh. I already heard about this from the Drudge Report and Rush Limbaugh's magazine.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
drudge lol
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Date: November 09, 2012 07:23AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Eh. I already heard about this from the Drudge
> Report and Rush Limbaugh's magazine.
this is a great thread.
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> Eh. I already heard about this from the Drudge
> Report and Rush Limbaugh's magazine.
this is a great thread.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Lefty Laughter
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Date: September 02, 2016 06:15PM
Funny to look back at these old threads that prove conservatards were just as stupid back then as they are today.
Re: Barack Obama's neighbor's cousin once cut the tags off a mattress and drank milk after the expiration date!!
Posted by:
Gerrymanderer2
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Date: September 02, 2016 06:16PM
Lefty Laughter Wrote:
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> Funny to look back at these old threads that prove
> conservatards were just as stupid back then as
> they are today.
You will never be wrong fucking over the garbage right. Save your country, vote to end the Republican party. Vote with revenge in your heart.
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> Funny to look back at these old threads that prove
> conservatards were just as stupid back then as
> they are today.
You will never be wrong fucking over the garbage right. Save your country, vote to end the Republican party. Vote with revenge in your heart.