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This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
rvatrue
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Date: October 20, 2009 08:17PM
I met a nice girl online who was from the New York city area. We seemed to be hitting it off great. I told her I was from RVA. Well, she didnt seem to hold it against me, but then later on she broke off our little convo. She said that she was very sorry, but she could never date a man from the Bible Belt. Thats probably for the best because I dont think shes a Christian anyway. But I think it shame that she has to be so closed minded. Just because I go to church on Sundays and love the Lord, doesn't mean I cant get down!
I guess it all started when I was going to invite her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
I guess it all started when I was going to invite her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:27PM
Why even bother dating? If God has someone picked out for you, He will send them to you when the time is right. Best thing to do is stop all this immoral dating shit and start praying harder.
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Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
dono
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Date: October 20, 2009 08:29PM
Lol, you are a freak and she spotted you. Religion is for when you get really old or sick or same happens to your family or friends. You are young, vital and should put the church shit on the back burner if you want to get laid fool.
You want to 'get down' - go fuck yourself because God only wants you to have sex to have kids - fucking hypocrite...
You want to 'get down' - go fuck yourself because God only wants you to have sex to have kids - fucking hypocrite...
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: October 20, 2009 08:33PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:38PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:38PM by Alias.
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Bull-oney!
()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:43PM
rvatrue Wrote:
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> I guess it all started when I was going to invite
> her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well
> from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
Anyone who thinks this is a legitimate post, rather than a put-on, is a numbskull!
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> I guess it all started when I was going to invite
> her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well
> from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
Anyone who thinks this is a legitimate post, rather than a put-on, is a numbskull!
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
oaktonmom
()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:51PM
ummm, yeah. I think it's the same poster as the bogus 'school lunch money call from the principal' thread.
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:58PM
Maybe it wasn't because you were from the Bible Belt. Maybe it was your asshole Bible Belt views that were the problem.
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Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: October 20, 2009 09:05PM
nothing like a little religious persecution to complete the day.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:15PM
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt" new
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:33PM
A tent camp meeting? What in God's name is that?
You need to get out more often.
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 20, 2009 08:33PM
A tent camp meeting? What in God's name is that?
You need to get out more often.
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
pgens
()
Date: October 20, 2009 09:37PM
Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
WTF
()
Date: October 20, 2009 10:19PM
rvatrue Wrote:
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> I met a nice girl online who was from the New York
> city area. We seemed to be hitting it off great. I
> told her I was from RVA. Well, she didnt seem to
> hold it against me, but then later on she broke
> off our little convo. She said that she was very
> sorry, but she could never date a man from the
> Bible Belt. Thats probably for the best because I
> dont think shes a Christian anyway. But I think it
> shame that she has to be so closed minded. Just
> because I go to church on Sundays and love the
> Lord, doesn't mean I cant get down!
>
> I guess it all started when I was going to invite
> her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well
> from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
It could be that she turned you down because you look like this:
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> I met a nice girl online who was from the New York
> city area. We seemed to be hitting it off great. I
> told her I was from RVA. Well, she didnt seem to
> hold it against me, but then later on she broke
> off our little convo. She said that she was very
> sorry, but she could never date a man from the
> Bible Belt. Thats probably for the best because I
> dont think shes a Christian anyway. But I think it
> shame that she has to be so closed minded. Just
> because I go to church on Sundays and love the
> Lord, doesn't mean I cant get down!
>
> I guess it all started when I was going to invite
> her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well
> from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
It could be that she turned you down because you look like this:
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
TheMeeper
()
Date: October 20, 2009 10:22PM
rvatrue Wrote:
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> She said that she was very sorry, but she could never date a man from the Bible Belt.
She never said that, and you KNOW she never said that.
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> She said that she was very sorry, but she could never date a man from the Bible Belt.
She never said that, and you KNOW she never said that.
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: October 20, 2009 10:23PM
pgens Wrote:
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> Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
orly?
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
orly?
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: October 20, 2009 11:19PM
Whenever you have a problem, just pray! That's what I do.
Why waste your time sorting out problems on your own, when you can just pray?
Lynchburg is the promised land the place to be to get ahead in the world. Don't let anyone convince you to leave and go to heathen infested Fairfax.
You can never pray too hard, so just keep praying and all your hopes and dreams will come true.
C'mon, let's pray together.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/20/2009 11:20PM by Numbers.
Why waste your time sorting out problems on your own, when you can just pray?
Lynchburg is the promised land the place to be to get ahead in the world. Don't let anyone convince you to leave and go to heathen infested Fairfax.
You can never pray too hard, so just keep praying and all your hopes and dreams will come true.
C'mon, let's pray together.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/20/2009 11:20PM by Numbers.
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Registered Voter
()
Date: October 20, 2009 11:58PM
rvatrue Wrote:
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> I met a nice girl online who was from the New York
> city area. We seemed to be hitting it off great. I
> told her I was from RVA. Well, she didnt seem to
> hold it against me, but then later on she broke
> off our little convo. She said that she was very
> sorry, but she could never date a man from the
> Bible Belt. Thats probably for the best because I
> dont think shes a Christian anyway. But I think it
> shame that she has to be so closed minded. Just
> because I go to church on Sundays and love the
> Lord, doesn't mean I cant get down!
>
> I guess it all started when I was going to invite
> her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well
> from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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> I met a nice girl online who was from the New York
> city area. We seemed to be hitting it off great. I
> told her I was from RVA. Well, she didnt seem to
> hold it against me, but then later on she broke
> off our little convo. She said that she was very
> sorry, but she could never date a man from the
> Bible Belt. Thats probably for the best because I
> dont think shes a Christian anyway. But I think it
> shame that she has to be so closed minded. Just
> because I go to church on Sundays and love the
> Lord, doesn't mean I cant get down!
>
> I guess it all started when I was going to invite
> her to a tent camp meeting in Lynchburg. Oh, well
> from now, I'm sticking to BigChurch.Com!
If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University
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Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Fred the Baptist
()
Date: October 21, 2009 12:09AM
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Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: October 21, 2009 06:22AM
pgens Wrote:
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> Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
I know! I picked up on that in the second sentence.
Mead, it is not your Church habits that turned off this pretty young thing. It is your weirdness, self appreciation, narcissism etc. Mead: so many complexes - and so few people who care.
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> Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
I know! I picked up on that in the second sentence.
Mead, it is not your Church habits that turned off this pretty young thing. It is your weirdness, self appreciation, narcissism etc. Mead: so many complexes - and so few people who care.
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
Gravis
()
Date: October 21, 2009 08:17AM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> pgens Wrote:
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> > Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
>
>
> I know! I picked up on that in the second
> sentence.
i can always tell they are meade just form the title and anon poster name.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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> pgens Wrote:
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> > Can no one but myself recognize a Meade post?
>
>
> I know! I picked up on that in the second
> sentence.
i can always tell they are meade just form the title and anon poster name.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: This girl said no because I was from the "Bible Belt"
Posted by:
jhey
()
Date: October 21, 2009 09:51AM
rvatrue Wrote:
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> I met a nice girl online who was from the New York
> city area.
Whatever Meade, like you'd ever choose to associate with anyone you knew was from the den of iniquity that is NYC. Lies make baby Jesus cry.
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> I met a nice girl online who was from the New York
> city area.
Whatever Meade, like you'd ever choose to associate with anyone you knew was from the den of iniquity that is NYC. Lies make baby Jesus cry.