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touching women
Posted by:
Inger Drampman
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Date: June 30, 2013 10:41PM
if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly way? touch her belly maybe.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
So Sue Me
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Date: July 01, 2013 08:25AM
When she's stepping off a curb into traffic.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
BEH
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Date: July 01, 2013 08:38AM
Inger Drampman Wrote:
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.
Just as long as you aren't observed sniffing your fingers afterwards.
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.
Just as long as you aren't observed sniffing your fingers afterwards.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
Steve Perry's son
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Date: July 01, 2013 08:51AM
Right after lovin' but definitely before squeezin'. And most definitely before another. I bet it's tearin' you apart in every every way.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
kjhgfre
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Date: July 01, 2013 08:54AM
So Sue Me Wrote:
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> When she's stepping off a curb into traffic.
what about pushing them off a curb into traffic.
uh oh should not have said that.. NSA is monitoring and be watching me on street cams all day
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> When she's stepping off a curb into traffic.
what about pushing them off a curb into traffic.
uh oh should not have said that.. NSA is monitoring and be watching me on street cams all day
Re: touching women
Posted by:
Not Tyler Perry
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Date: July 01, 2013 10:40AM
Oh what can I say?
Re: touching women
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: July 01, 2013 10:41AM
Small of back.
Only a small minority find it discomforting.
Only a small minority find it discomforting.
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Re: touching women
Posted by:
Vexxxed
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Date: July 01, 2013 08:31PM
Inger Drampman Wrote:
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.
May as well go straight for the taint.
One way or another, you'll get a reaction.
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.
May as well go straight for the taint.
One way or another, you'll get a reaction.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
Priapus
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Date: July 01, 2013 09:23PM
It's ok to lift a skirt as long as you say, "Peekaboo!".
Re: touching women
Posted by:
solid advice
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Date: July 01, 2013 09:27PM
After you've learned her name, it is perfectly acceptable to grasp her nipples between your fingers, squeeze them as hard as you can and yell, "BEEP BEEP!" as loud as you can.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
WingNut
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Date: July 01, 2013 09:45PM
Women respond favorably to a steady and confident hand.
They don't want a nervous, sweaty mitted goof pawing them- they want a firm but tender touch.
Very few women do not like to be touched, usually militant lesbians and OCD sufferers.
They don't want a nervous, sweaty mitted goof pawing them- they want a firm but tender touch.
Very few women do not like to be touched, usually militant lesbians and OCD sufferers.
Re: touching women
Posted by:
Whhhhattttt
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Date: July 01, 2013 11:48PM
Inger Drampman Wrote:
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.
On the autopsy table.
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> if you don't know a woman, when's it okay to touch
> her? like put a hand on her shoulder in a friendly
> way? touch her belly maybe.
On the autopsy table.