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Old jokes thread
Posted by: Shy Rooster ()
Date: June 18, 2013 08:54PM

If a fag was all over you trying to get with you would you beat him off or would you let him do his thing?

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 18, 2013 08:55PM

If Jack helped you off a horse would ya help Jack off a horse?

If you were in a treehouse with 8 queers, would you get down?


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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: June 18, 2013 08:55PM

Shy Rooster Wrote:
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> If a fag was all over you trying to get with you
> would you beat him off or would you let him do his
> thing?


Does he have AIDS?

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 18, 2013 09:04PM

Did you hear the one about the chinese Godfather?




He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: June 18, 2013 11:57PM

two penguins are sitting on an ice floe, when the first says to the second - 'you look like you could be wearing a tuxedo'

the second penguin says 'what makes you think i'm not?'

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: June 19, 2013 04:59PM

Caller: "Hi, I was out hunting with a friend, and I think he's had a heart attack and died."

911: "Well, let's first make sure he's dead."

Caller: "Okay." Pow. "Now what?"

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: June 19, 2013 05:45PM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding, when Tonto suddenly jumped off his horse and put his ear to the ground.

He sits quickly up and mutters, "buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger asks, "You can tell, just by listening to the vibrations on the ground?"

"No" says Tonto. "Not this time." He wipes his ear twice, and says, "buffalo cum."

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 19, 2013 05:55PM

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: Kevin Q ()
Date: November 28, 2016 01:54PM

In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: Hilarious! ()
Date: November 28, 2016 02:05PM

Here's a funny one:

TRUMP!

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: Big money wins again ()
Date: November 28, 2016 02:10PM

Hilarious! Wrote:
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> Here's a funny one:
>
> TRUMP!


But the joke is on the working man

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Re: Old jokes thread
Posted by: big money matters ()
Date: July 04, 2020 06:23AM

Big money wins again Wrote:
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> Hilarious! Wrote:
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> > Here's a funny one:
> >
> > TRUMP!
>
>
> But the joke is on the working man

And the blacks.

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