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Virgina defense force
Posted by: conserned citizen. ()
Date: June 12, 2013 07:59PM

With this big storm headed our way is our proud serving VDF personel gearing up for disaster relief? We sure could have had them last year durring the derecho and the massive power outages. I hope the govornor activates all of the proud serving members, It would make me feel a little bit safer tonight. Are there any VDF members on here and can give johnny Q public a update?

The few, the proud, the Virginia Defense Force.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: 3pv7W ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:10PM

Everytime I watch this video I cry a little bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQGCO5jpbY

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Virginia Defense Force ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:27PM

3pv7W Wrote:
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> Everytime I watch this video I cry a little bit.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNQGCO5jpbY


They look like a bunch of poser/fags.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Lt. Col. Jon T. Prat, USMC (Ret) ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:28PM

Not this shit again.

[insert facepalm pic]

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Lt. Col. Ima D. Ick, USMC (Ret) ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:31PM

bNcku

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Lt. Col. Jon T. Prat, USMC (Ret) ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:33PM

I'll have you court-martialed for this!

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: MoreInfo ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:37PM

Looks like the Pagan Tricycle Club in military gear.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Lt. Col. Jon T. Prat, USMC (Ret) ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:37PM

"Pagans," dumbass.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Local drunk ()
Date: June 12, 2013 08:57PM

What is the Virginia Defense Force?

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Mr. Memory ()
Date: June 12, 2013 09:00PM

The Virginia Defense Force is an organization of spies collecting information on behalf of the foreign office of... [interrupted by gunshot, collapses].

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: MoreInfo ()
Date: June 12, 2013 09:02PM

Lt. Col. Jon T. Prat, USMC (Ret) Wrote:
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> "Pagans," dumbass.


Pagan???

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: NCO ()
Date: June 12, 2013 09:04PM

Actually, "Pagan's" is correct.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 12, 2013 09:05PM

So this is what dorks do when they grow up.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: It's just the way things are ()
Date: June 12, 2013 09:15PM

When dorks grow up, they post on FU.

When manly men grow up, they join the military.

When the Nietzschean Übermensch grows up, he joins the VDF.

Natch.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 12, 2013 09:19PM

Hey, I post on FU and I'm not a dork. I'm cool because I say I am.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: NdyTD ()
Date: June 12, 2013 11:21PM

I love when these VDF threads emerge. lol

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:56AM

FFXU should form a militia, some sort of defense force or CERT. We could all chip in and buy a surplus HMMWV, some MOPP gear, and some flashlights and two-way radios.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Great Idea ()
Date: June 13, 2013 02:27AM

eesh Wrote:
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> FFXU should form a militia, some sort of defense
> force or CERT. We could all chip in and buy a
> surplus HMMWV, some MOPP gear, and some
> flashlights and two-way radios.


What would all our ranks be?

Who are the officers?

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 02:40AM

Great Idea Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FFXU should form a militia, some sort of
> defense
> > force or CERT. We could all chip in and buy a
> > surplus HMMWV, some MOPP gear, and some
> > flashlights and two-way radios.
>
>
> What would all our ranks be?
>
> Who are the officers?




Well....I would be Field Marshal of the FFXU Defense Force (FFXUDF), Ralph Pootawn would be my Aide-de-camp.


lizzie would be in charge of HUMINT and OSINT collection and PSYOPS....


More to follow.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/13/2013 02:41AM by eesh.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 02:40AM

We should practice our drill and ceremony.



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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 13, 2013 03:19AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I would be Field Marshal of the FFXU
> Defense Force (FFXUDF), Ralph Pootawn would be my
> Aide-de-camp.


I would be the Chief Field Marshal, and eesh would spend his day, saluting and saying, Yes, Ma'am, I cleaned the latrine.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 03:36AM

Alias was relieved of command after sexually harassing me and forcing me into prostitution.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 13, 2013 11:25AM

She's no Ike Eisenhower, thats for sure

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Tirsty Tirsday ()
Date: June 13, 2013 12:57PM

Eesh: Captain of the loser crew

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: ^Obvious eesh bump ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:03PM

is obvious.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: But you still lose ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:07PM

by giving eesh exactly what he wants!

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: You can't stop eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:08PM

You can only hope to contain him.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Kind of like ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:09PM

a virus?

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Ex- ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:09PM

actly.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Tirsty Tirsday ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:41PM

But you still lose Wrote:
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> by giving eesh exactly what he wants!


Lose what exactly?

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Lose what? ()
Date: June 13, 2013 01:44PM

The battle for hegemony over Fairfax Underground, of course.

Aka, eesh vs. everyone else

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: vdf vanarial disease ()
Date: June 13, 2013 02:42PM

Ran into those nerds at the chantilly gun show. What a bunch of losers representing the national guard. I would give them more respect if they ditched the cammo and the ranking system.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Tirsty Tirsday ()
Date: June 13, 2013 03:14PM

Lose what? Wrote:
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> The battle for hegemony over Fairfax Underground,
> of course.
>
> Aka, eesh vs. everyone else


So basically you're saying that eesh is a one-man army, the Sergeant York of Fairfax Underground.

As such, don't you think he deserves a medal?

Perhaps even honorary membership in the Virginia Defense Force?

If you would put aside your blind hatred of eesh for a moment, I think you'd have to admit that he would be a perfect fit.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 13, 2013 04:32PM

Tirsty Tirsday Wrote:
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> Lose what? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The battle for hegemony over Fairfax
> Underground,
> > of course.
> >
> > Aka, eesh vs. everyone else
>
>
> So basically you're saying that eesh is a one-man
> army, the Sergeant York of Fairfax Underground.
>
> As such, don't you think he deserves a medal?
>
> Perhaps even honorary membership in the Virginia
> Defense Force?
>
> If you would put aside your blind hatred of eesh
> for a moment, I think you'd have to admit that he
> would be a perfect fit.

Give him this one.....
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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: June 13, 2013 04:34PM

What do you think the Chinese workers making those U.S. Army pins are thinking when they are doing it?

I think they're thinking, "It's just a matter of time."

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: Eh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 04:49PM

is that a pin or a butt-plug?

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: CERTainly 24311 ()
Date: June 13, 2013 05:18PM

FFXU should form a militia, some sort of defense force or CERT



WOW, BAM, CERT for REALS! CERT come out when rain and buildings go BLANGO UNCHAINED! and FALL RIGHT DOWN! WE go through wreckage and pick up YOUS, dust you off and give you COCOA!

HOORAY for CERT!

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 06:18PM

What type of situations would the FFXUDFCERT (FFXU Defense Force and Community Emergency Response Team) respond to?


Would we help out in inclement weather? Disasters? Terrorist attacks?

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: do not be afeard ()
Date: June 13, 2013 06:20PM

Vexxxed is probably terrified of the VDF troops. He thinks their going to break down his door in the middle of the night and send him to a concentration camp.

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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 13, 2013 10:31PM

FFXUDFCERT




Cyberwarriors at the Ready


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Re: Virgina defense force
Posted by: jenshadus ()
Date: October 24, 2014 07:02PM

Is this still working? VDF is still supposed to be responding to emergencies. Activated for the big storm last year. New leadership leads to new expectations. Let's see how it works in the coming months. The big talk is new uniforms. How come VDF isn't even listed in the Fairfax County list of Volunteer Opportunities?

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