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Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:22AM

Some men like bullshit women; some women like to satisfy that need...... look at me, I'm dressed up as a french maid for Halloween.

There are women who say, fuck that bullshit.

And, men who say, I want more of you.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: hey man ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:39AM

how you doing man?

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:44AM

The funny thing is....

Women continue to service men; they move in and clean up their shit, without any contract.

dummies in costumes.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: HNjh9 ()
Date: June 10, 2013 04:37AM

Alias Wrote:
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> The funny thing is....
>
> Women continue to service men; they move in and
> clean up their shit, without any contract.
>
> dummies in costumes.


most prefer to fuck you then leave you

women are the ones who WANT relationships

although some, like alias, we would not even fuck

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 10, 2013 04:44AM

HNjh9 Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The funny thing is....
> >
> > Women continue to service men; they move in and
> > clean up their shit, without any contract.
> >
> > dummies in costumes.
>
>
> most prefer to fuck you then leave you
>
> women are the ones who WANT relationships
>
> although some, like alias, we would not even fuck



We?

Are you a liberal?

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 10, 2013 11:22AM

French Maid outfit? Thats a wonderful gesture!

Do you feel no one appreciates your effort?

You just haven't met the right guy.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Ldt4T ()
Date: June 10, 2013 02:41PM

BEH Wrote:
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> French Maid outfit? Thats a wonderful gesture!
>
> Do you feel no one appreciates your effort?
>
> You just haven't met the right guy.


Alias is an actual maid at a hotel, she just wears her uniform home, but stuffs a croissant up her ass to make it "french".

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 10, 2013 03:02PM

If Alias put the croissant in her pussy instead , would that be considered a 'cuntinental breakfast' ?

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 11, 2013 02:22AM

BEH Wrote:
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> If Alias put the croissant in her pussy instead ,
> would that be considered a 'cuntinental breakfast'
> ?

aren't you sweet.

how about sticking the croissant up your aSS.

eesh will be happy to help.

bend over

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 11, 2013 02:40AM

BEH Wrote:
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> French Maid outfit? Thats a wonderful gesture!

YES, but not at a Halloween party.

Women with no sense of humor bore me.

> Do you feel no one appreciates your effort?

What effort?

> You just haven't met the right guy.

The right guy?

LOL

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 11, 2013 02:55AM

HNjh9 Wrote:
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> most prefer to fuck you then leave you

This is true.

> women are the ones who WANT relationships

This is true.

> although some, like alias, we would not even fuck

Bullshit. Never met a man who didn't want to..... well, you know...

Of course, most men would fuck a goddamn tree if it wore a skirt.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: June 12, 2013 01:06AM

does someone need to vent about an ex boyfriend?

i'm all ears, honey

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 12, 2013 01:17AM

Alias doesn't have an ex-boyfriend. She hasn't had a relationship since her husband left her for another man. I truly think she turned him gay.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: June 12, 2013 01:30AM

ah. i hope it doesn't get to her too much..

everybody's gay

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 12, 2013 01:44AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias doesn't have an ex-boyfriend. She hasn't had
> a relationship since her husband left her for
> another man. I truly think she turned him gay.

Men don't leave me, eesh.

There was one who did, but he came back.

I was like, what, you went to Europe to find yourself..... well, while you were gone, I found my self, and Greg.

I have this magnetism that men can't resist.

I don't what it is.... my walk, my cute skirts, my fuck-you attitude.... I don't know....

Maybe it's because I like to have fun.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 12, 2013 01:48AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I was like, what, you went to Europe to find
> yourself..... well, while you were gone, I found
> my self, and Greg.




I PCSed to Germany, I didn't go to find myself. I did enjoy the red light districts, this was 2003-2004 timeframe, before they added soliciting a prostitute to UCMJ.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 12, 2013 01:49AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
>
> I don't what it is.... my walk, my cute skirts,
> my fuck-you attitude.... I don't know....
>
> Maybe it's because I like to have fun.





You sound like a real immoral harlot.

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Re: Men and women
Posted by: localboob ()
Date: June 12, 2013 02:09AM

yeah. kinda got an ew vibe from all that.

hope you feel better tonight, alias.

and eesh, this thread needs more man on man action and i think you're just the man for the job.

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