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Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: TThN3 ()
Date: June 06, 2013 04:55PM

Let it all out here. I am a registered user and I have signed out for the purposes of anonymity. You should also.

Have you ever had a secret or did a bad thing you told no one about? Of course you did.

Air them here. You do not have immunity and statues of limitations still apply, but it may make you feel better.


MY CONFESSION:

I told a greatly embellished story at a funeral to make the deceased sound like a better man. People, especially the dead man's family were very amused and touched.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: True ()
Date: June 06, 2013 04:58PM

I regularly tip hot bartenders and waitresses up to 30-40% on a tap. Of course these are all people I see regularly so what comes around goes around (if you know what I mean). Tipping matters (and it leads to results).

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Four eyes. ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:01PM

I secretly think the chicks at Hooters really are intested in me.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Two eyes ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:10PM

I worked at a place that had the little honor system snack box. I never paid a cent for over 3 months. I took some quarters out for laundry one time.

Sale of the snacks benefited the blind.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Mind is somewhere else ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:16PM

Every time I bang my girlfriend, I am thinking about her sister.

Every time.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:18PM

I posted a picture of some teenage girls in tight dresses and hooker heels and said they were my neighbor's daughter and her high school friends.

The truth is these girls are actually part of my stable and are making me a ton of cash at $500/hour. You wouldnt believe how many dirty old men there are in FX County willing to pay that and more for an hour of action with one of them. .

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:24PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> I posted a picture of some teenage girls in tight
> dresses and hooker heels and said they were my
> neighbor's daughter and her high school friends.
>
> The truth is these girls are actually part of my
> stable and are making me a ton of cash at
> $500/hour. You wouldnt believe how many dirty old
> men there are in FX County willing to pay that and
> more for an hour of action with one of them. .


Why have you been charging me 600 Then!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Mind somewhere else is ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:29PM

Every time I bang my sister, I am thinking about her girlfriend.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Barack.Obama ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:31PM

I really was born in Kenya.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Scumbag ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:38PM

I used to go around to stores like Babies R Us and Buy Buy Baby, etc. and tell couples I was clairvoyant. I proceeded to tell them that they were wasting their time as the child would not survive the pregnancy. Most were devestated, but one mother told me that it was the best news she heard as she was not ready to have a kid. Some fucked up shit, I know, but I was young.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:40PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> Stabitha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I posted a picture of some teenage girls in
> tight
> > dresses and hooker heels and said they were my
> > neighbor's daughter and her high school
> friends.
> >
> > The truth is these girls are actually part of
> my
> > stable and are making me a ton of cash at
> > $500/hour. You wouldnt believe how many dirty
> old
> > men there are in FX County willing to pay that
> and
> > more for an hour of action with one of them. .
>
>
> Why have you been charging me 600 Then!?

Because you were willing to pay more,,,,duh!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 06, 2013 05:42PM

I once fucked Lady Gaga's ass, in a church, on the altar. Then I cleaned all the splahda off her face with holy water and ate all the communion wafers.

_____________________________________________________
You're soaking in it

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 06, 2013 06:27PM

I once tore off a "do not remove" tag on a mattress.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Fap Albert ()
Date: June 06, 2013 10:34PM

I fap almost daily on my commute/drive home from work.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: is he mine? ()
Date: June 07, 2013 09:33AM

I used to (and still do) go MILF hunting at bars. I took a married woman back to my place and made her happy. I ran into her again a little over a year later and she told me she had a kid and that it was probably mine. She said her husband had no clue and thought it was his. Maybe it was, but it could be mine. Either way, I have never met this kid and I assume the dad thinks it is his. They are still married. I've always wondered about that and feel guilty like there is no tomorrow. There is a kid in elementary or middle school in Oakton that might be mine and I have no idea. I'd like to be a part of his life, but I am sure it would screw with his mind. I know my parents want a grand kid, but would they want this one?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Don't FUCK with Milton ()
Date: June 07, 2013 09:52AM

At a job about 20 years ago, I had a boss that I hated more than anyone on the planet. I went into his office and stole his daily planner. Do you remember back in the days before everything was on cumputers and a lot of people had those Day-Timer three-inch thick organizers that pretty much contained their entire life? Professional contacts, credit cards, appointments, etc.

I took it home and tossed it into my fireplace and wenjoyed a glass of wine while watching his credit cards melt and every contact he had made over the past decade light up.

He had to cancel credit cards, replace drivers license, ask everyone else for contact info, etc. He was depressed and angry for months. I loved it.
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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Peppe - The Drinking Driver ()
Date: June 07, 2013 09:54AM

Every weekday, I sip a beer (or two) on my drive home from work. I meticulously obey every traffic law & take back roads/side streets to avoid detection.

I've been doing this for 15 years and haven't been caught yet.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 07, 2013 10:24AM

I looked at some questionably aged breasts the other day.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 07, 2013 10:24AM

Shit I forgot to logout first.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 07, 2013 11:13AM

I pass on double yellow.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Typhoid Larry ()
Date: June 07, 2013 11:28AM

I like to take a dump in the bathroom of big box retailers, make sure I get some shit on my hands, and walk through the store touching surfaces, merchandise, packaging, etc.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: June 07, 2013 11:31AM

HayZeus is not my real name

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 07, 2013 11:51AM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> HayZeus is not my real name
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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 07, 2013 11:52AM

I post porn on the internet, it's immoral.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 07, 2013 12:14PM

I never courtesy flush

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: anon user ()
Date: June 07, 2013 12:27PM

I secretly log in under two registered accounts, Radiophile and FUNdamental.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Life ()
Date: June 07, 2013 12:32PM

I don't understand the point.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: June 07, 2013 01:17PM

I actually am a 12th century theologian.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/07/2013 11:41PM by abelard.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Conservative Voice ()
Date: June 07, 2013 01:23PM

Really, I don't think McCain or Romney would have done a better job than Obama has as our 44th/45th president.

The thing is, Obama's a nigger and I just cannot accept that our president is a nigger.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 07, 2013 03:04PM

I'm superstitious as fuck.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Liberal Voice ()
Date: June 07, 2013 03:05PM

I know that obama is nothing but an angry half black guy, but i voted for him becuase i want to perpetuate the myth that blacks and other minorities are eternal vicims of a racist opressor and cannot possibly get by in this dangerous and racist cuntry without the help of self righteous liberal white folks.
But the truth is, all of us fat white suburban douchebags that voted for obama simply wanted to ensure that the niggers dont move into our nieghborhood.
And i when get pregnant by the niggers, my parents will care for the nigglet or I will go to Herman Gossnell in Philly for quicky abortion. Nobody wants a peanut butter baby!! Not even obama's liberal white mama.

Peace and love

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: katie smith ()
Date: June 07, 2013 03:07PM

I'm 300 lbs and hate my life. My 3 kids are by 3 different dads, one is half mexican, and two are half black. I don't know who the dads of the second two are.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: June 07, 2013 03:11PM

I have another handle here that I used a while back and retired. I haven't logged into that handle since and won't ever again.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Tolerant liberal voice ()
Date: June 07, 2013 03:27PM

I know that obama is nothing but an angry half black guy, but i voted for him becuase i want to perpetuate the myth that blacks and other minorities are eternal vicims of a racist opressor and cannot possibly get by in this dangerous and racist cuntry without the help of self righteous liberal white folks.
But the truth is, all of us fat white suburban douchebags that voted for obama simply wanted to ensure that the niggers dont move into our nieghborhood.
And i when get pregnant by the niggers, my parents will care for the nigglet or I will go to Herman Gossnell in Philly for quicky abortion. Nobody wants a peanut butter baby!! Not even obama's liberal white mama.

Peace and love

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Conservative Voice ()
Date: June 07, 2013 03:50PM

I thank jealous, vengeful Almighty God every day that John ‘Maverick’ McSame didn’t win the 2008 election. What a disaster THAT would’ve been! Having Mittens in the WH is the only thing I could imagine that’d be worse.

I know that Obama spent his 1st term cleaning-up Bush’s mess and thanks to his efforts, the economy has finally turned-around!

The GOPers in the house are trying every scheme they can dream up to try & tarnish Obama, but he’s a great man and the people love him. I don’t expect to see another Repub. in the WH in my lifetime. I am pretty sure at this point that’s a good thing.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: June 07, 2013 08:58PM

I confess this thread is boring.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 07, 2013 09:23PM

This needs to become a tit thread

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: June 07, 2013 09:48PM

I paid KatieSmith for a blowjob.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Horrid ()
Date: June 08, 2013 01:38AM

Typhoid Larry Wrote:
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> I like to take a dump in the bathroom of big box
> retailers, make sure I get some shit on my hands,
> and walk through the store touching surfaces,
> merchandise, packaging, etc.


That is fucking awful

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Hank M ()
Date: June 08, 2013 01:47AM

I dislike fat people all fat people.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: greymoose1 ()
Date: June 08, 2013 02:12AM

I confess to having sexual feelings about pigs.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: greymoose1 ()
Date: June 08, 2013 02:13AM

I'm having one right now.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: June 08, 2013 11:22AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> This needs to become a tit thread
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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: subway guy ()
Date: August 06, 2013 04:22AM

I work at Subway and I have seen another employee spit in the food but I haven't ratted him out yet.

Oh yeah and sometimes I feel "that way" about steam boilers.

Also I still wet the bed every now and then.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: wimps ()
Date: August 06, 2013 04:37AM

Get a diaper, Numbers.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: hackey ()
Date: August 06, 2013 04:49AM

I am a guy and I secretly smoke Virginia slims when I get the chance.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Jesus, SoG ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:01AM

God really does hate fags.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: very sad ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:01AM

greymoose1 Wrote:
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> I dress up like my wife when I'm having a sexual
> fantasy about a pig.


my dad got his leg sawed off in a lumber mill accident

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: fcps1 ()
Date: August 06, 2013 01:53PM

I am a teacher and have been doing next to nothing at work for 17 years.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: motherlover ()
Date: August 06, 2013 02:54PM

I was best man in my buddy's wedding. Got drunk at the reception and banged his younger sister that night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 06, 2013 02:56PM

i see dead people.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 06, 2013 02:58PM

I still laugh when I fart.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:13PM

I confess to starting this thread.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: big shitter ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:34PM

I like to take shits in public toiloits and then don't flush.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:46PM

big shitter Wrote:
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> I like to take shits in public toiloits and then
> don't flush.

Once I had a sales meeting with a local restaurant owner. He totally wasted my time after being late. No sale.

I hadn't shit good all day so his place was the place.

I grunted and struggled to push this one out; the bastard was the size of a Red Bull can.

Part of me was scared to flush- it was a standard home grade toilet.

Part of me was mad at the guy I had talked to.

Part of me was really impressed by the shear girth of the dump I took.

Left it for the world to see.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Mr. Kim ()
Date: August 06, 2013 03:48PM

I own several Chinese and Sushi restaurants. Sometimes I lie about the fish we use in our sushi. It not really fresh, maybe several days old, use bleach to remove bad smell. Also sometime use dog, cat, or animal from side of road like racoons or possums in our chicken dishes. Everything taste like chicken.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: fuck you... ()
Date: August 06, 2013 05:13PM

i use to come here because it amused me, now i just come here to piss people off

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Gay Capallera ()
Date: August 07, 2013 09:14AM

While in bed, I like to fart into my hand and then smell it.

I scratch the skin between by balls and legs after a long hot day and rub my fingertips on my mustache.

I pick my nose and eat it. Sometimes I'll flick it at pedestrians while driving thru DC.

I'll pop a pimple when I'm in the office bathroom and then touch someone softly on the back of the neck or arm and smear the pimple goo into their skin.

When I'm wiping my ass after a shit I always smell the toilet paper. Always.

I masturbate every day on the toilet from the naughty pictures eesh posts on FFXU.

I have a fantasy of fucking a post op tranny.

I did ass fuck a tranny once. Biggest load of nut butter I have ever shot.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: TheRapist ()
Date: August 07, 2013 12:31PM

I turned in a 10 page paper in college that I didn't write one word of. Not one. I found the paper online. I didn't even read the whole thing. What's funny is that I got an A and got away with it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 07, 2013 12:40PM

I go to bars and tell drunk girls I'm in the Israeli Secret Service.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Derek Moaler ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:06PM

I fucked Stacy Hamburger and then I dumped her.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 07, 2013 02:14PM

TheRapist Wrote:
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> I turned in a 10 page paper in college that I
> didn't write one word of. Not one. I found the
> paper online. I didn't even read the whole thing.
> What's funny is that I got an A and got away with
> it.


hahaha, I did something similar once. I had to write a paper on Robert E. Lee's strategies during the Civil War. I copied several pages from different books and quoted them directly in my paper, with my own commentary of course, but cited everything and got an A.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: zesty sauce ()
Date: August 07, 2013 03:10PM

One of my co-workers is this pretty hot looking woman who is pretty much a bitch also(gee go figure). She also brings in her lunch everyday. Anyway, she has meetings she goes to that are fairly long so on multiple occassions I've gone to the fridge where she keeps her lunch(usually salad) and I would take it to the restroom where I would proceed to stroke off some extra dressing for her. I would return the salad back to the fridge. NOT ONCE HAS SHE SUSPECTED WHAT HAPPENED!!!! I get a good laugh out of it!!!!!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: iaiam ()
Date: August 07, 2013 03:14PM

I prefer the pussies of japanese girls only as they taste the best as they are the most clean of all women.


I am really Dexter Morgan and Jeff Lindsay is liar.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Bitch Killer ()
Date: August 07, 2013 03:36PM

Last year, I picked up this woman at Coastal Flats in Fairfax, went back to her place and fucked her multiple times. Apparently I wound up accidentally killing her during our last session. Put her body in her Lexus and parked it in Culmore. Car was found torched two weeks later in Alexandria and firefighters found the body in the trunk. Punks who stole the car were charged with her murder. I continue to pick up women at Coastal Flats, but am a little more careful if they want rough sex!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Rotting Fodder ()
Date: August 07, 2013 04:18PM

I really, really want to eat the last pudding cup in the refrigerator, but I'm saving it for my kid.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Andy Dufrane ()
Date: August 08, 2013 04:14AM

I made up a person.
I also broke out of prison with a rock hammer.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: CarlosDanger ()
Date: August 08, 2013 04:21AM

I still want to fuck Sydney Leathers.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Typical FFXU poster ()
Date: August 08, 2013 05:12AM

I will never leave my Mom's basement unless I am dragged out by law enforcement people or the place catches fire.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: basement poster ()
Date: August 08, 2013 05:27AM

Typical FFXU poster Wrote:
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> I will never leave my Mom's basement unless I am
> dragged out by law enforcement people or the place
> catches fire.

I socialized with the UPS guy today, first person I talked to IRL in a couple weeks.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Fairfax County Progressive ()
Date: August 09, 2013 02:00PM

I only voted for Obama because he's black. Well not even that, but because he was the non-white candidate.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: patel ()
Date: August 24, 2013 05:27PM

Andy Dufrane Wrote:
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> I made up a person.
> I also broke out of prison with a rock hammer.


Did you buy an ocean-view hotel in Mexico? Did Morgan Freeman come to see you after a few years?

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: GovtContractor ()
Date: August 25, 2013 12:23AM

I once had a job that I hated. The place was fucked up. The people sucked. The leadership was indifferent and clueless. I had little to do. I tried to find more stuff to do just to make the day go by faster, but failed. The place was too top secret and shit to be touched by a fraud/waste/abuse complaint.

I got frustrated and decided to do nothing. I did no work at all for three weeks. I used that time to do other stuff including hunting for another job.

I don't list that job on my resume. I fudged the dates of my jobs before and after it.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: August 25, 2013 06:17AM

I worked 20 years for a huge corporation and made lateral moves within the company several times until I was lost in the shuffle. They even gave me a company car and let me work from home. I did nothing other than show up at a meeting every three to six months. I did this for nine years and no one noticed. When I finally quit out of sheer boredom the people from human resources actually offered me more money to stay!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Sail ()
Date: August 25, 2013 06:21AM

I work at Panera.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Father Luke ()
Date: August 25, 2013 09:12AM

Thanks to modern technology I will have Sunday afternoons off so I can watch the NFL Sunday ticket.
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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2014 08:10AM

I use a cheap 1 ply store brand toilet paper, and now it's giving me a sweaty rash in my butt cheeks.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: trrrww ()
Date: January 24, 2014 08:54AM

I am gay and have sex with men at bath houses

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: damn nigga ()
Date: January 24, 2014 09:07AM

Gay Capallera Wrote:
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> While in bed, I like to fart into my hand and then
> smell it.
>
> I scratch the skin between by balls and legs after
> a long hot day and rub my fingertips on my
> mustache.
>
> I pick my nose and eat it. Sometimes I'll flick it
> at pedestrians while driving thru DC.
>
> I'll pop a pimple when I'm in the office bathroom
> and then touch someone softly on the back of the
> neck or arm and smear the pimple goo into their
> skin.
>
> When I'm wiping my ass after a shit I always smell
> the toilet paper. Always.
>
> I masturbate every day on the toilet from the
> naughty pictures eesh posts on FFXU.
>
> I have a fantasy of fucking a post op tranny.
>
> I did ass fuck a tranny once. Biggest load of nut
> butter I have ever shot.

damn nigga, you got some stuff to work out in therapy

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 24, 2014 10:56AM

Most of the the stuff I did in my younger days was either morale, ethnically or legally wrong

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: is it wrong? ()
Date: January 24, 2014 11:45AM

After being the best man in the wedding my best friend, I had sex with his little sister that night.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: justcheckin ()
Date: January 24, 2014 11:50AM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Most of the the stuff I did in my younger days was
> either morale, ethnically or legally wrong

Deeds of your youth are forgivable. Your vocabulary skills are not.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Concerned Mother ()
Date: January 24, 2014 12:00PM

Bitch Killer Wrote:
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> Last year, I picked up this woman at Coastal Flats
> in Fairfax, went back to her place and fucked her
> multiple times. Apparently I wound up
> accidentally killing her during our last session.
> Put her body in her Lexus and parked it in
> Culmore. Car was found torched two weeks later in
> Alexandria and firefighters found the body in the
> trunk. Punks who stole the car were charged with
> her murder. I continue to pick up women at
> Coastal Flats, but am a little more careful if
> they want rough sex!

Your post has been reported...

...to the Cool Dude Hall Of Fame.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Very Ashamed ()
Date: January 24, 2014 02:15PM

I actually like Meade's music. He's Mr. Adenoidal Assberger, but I still like his style.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: loco ()
Date: January 24, 2014 02:18PM

Very Ashamed Wrote:
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> I actually like Meade's music. He's Mr. Adenoidal
> Assberger, but I still like his style.


put down the pipe miz

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 24, 2014 06:55PM

STICK IT TO THE SPAMBOT

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: mister entirely ()
Date: January 25, 2014 06:57AM

I like to coat elevator buttons with jizz. A thin coating that dries to a crust quickly.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 25, 2014 09:14AM

Liberals are fucking stupid. I murder thousands of people a day, mandate obamacare, pure fascism, and they rejoice.
If it was Bush, they would be burning the Whitehouse down.
Gotta love a group of voters with absolutely ZERO principles.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 25, 2014 09:28AM

Hussein Obama- Wrote:
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> Liberals are fucking stupid. I murder thousands of
> people a day, mandate obamacare, pure fascism, and
> they rejoice.
> If it was Bush, they would be burning the
> Whitehouse down.
> Gotta love a group of voters with absolutely ZERO
> principles.

You are mentally fried. Your brain is fucked. A neo con took his dick and went to town on your pathetic little pea brain and now it is no longer recognizable or salvageable.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/25/2014 09:28AM by Gerrymanderer2.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Hussein Obama- ()
Date: January 25, 2014 10:00AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama- Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Liberals are fucking stupid. I murder thousands
> of
> > people a day, mandate obamacare, pure fascism,
> and
> > they rejoice.
> > If it was Bush, they would be burning the
> > Whitehouse down.
> > Gotta love a group of voters with absolutely
> ZERO
> > principles.
>
> You are mentally fried. Your brain is fucked. A
> neo con took his dick and went to town on your
> pathetic little pea brain and now it is no longer
> recognizable or salvageable.


In other words, truth hurts. Libs stand for nothing. Same Bush policies further reaching than ever before and now liberals are all on board.
That's called spinelessness.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: laynlow ()
Date: January 25, 2014 11:27AM

I guess that is something you need to think about when you are out fucking anyone.. especially a married woman... I have NEVER wanted to do a married woman.. unless her husband is all cool with it and I know it....worse than wondering about a baby... how about wondering about being shot

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: laynlow ()
Date: January 25, 2014 11:40AM

I guess if I am supposed to confess something.. umm... My wife is a very normal lady... don't know how she ended up being married to me... but onetime going down I-81 I noticed she was sleeping and I lifted her skirt up as high as it would go as we passed a couple truckers with her legs apart... she did have on some nice white pantys and pantyhose

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: FU is my steam vent ()
Date: February 27, 2018 10:58AM

I am 3 years behind on my taxes or 3 years behind on doing homework the IRS requires people to do, depending on how you look at it. The only incentive I see for doing it, is the possibility of proving to them I deserve some of my own money back which they have taken from me. Most of the pay your fair share argument is BULLSHIT, since there is so much wasteful spending.

If their were no with holdings from paychecks and we each got a tax bill at the end of the year, I believe America would be shocked at the amount they pay the IRS and things would change rapidly.

Besides that, I spend way too much time posting here, but it gets me through the day a happier person.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: peep ()
Date: February 27, 2018 05:54PM

I spit in Michael Basl's tea on our road trip when he wasn't looking.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: BelowMe! ()
Date: February 27, 2018 06:03PM

Some of the retarded, creative shit in this thread made me laugh my ass off. Thanks for the repost!

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: eesh too lazy to sign in ()
Date: February 27, 2018 06:09PM

peep Wrote:
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> I spit in Michael Basl's tea on our road trip when
> he wasn't looking.



I put the filtered ends of peep's cigarettes up my butthole when he wasn't looking.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Mind of frank krow ()
Date: February 27, 2018 06:10PM

I file false police reports while threatening to kill people.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Mo too incarcerated to sign in ()
Date: February 27, 2018 06:12PM

Mind of frank krow Wrote:
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> I file false police reports while threatening to
> kill people.




So do I.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Underground Reverend ()
Date: February 28, 2018 12:22PM

Daily confessionals are the way to go.

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Re: Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by: Star Bucks ()
Date: February 28, 2018 01:18PM

I had way too much gas today. I think I am sensitive to coffee creamer.

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