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Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: H. Humbert ()
Date: June 05, 2013 10:07AM

I don't know whether she is just teasing me, trying to seduce me, or is completely unaware of what she is doing.

She asks me to apply her sunscreen. Also, bending over to pick up objects she drops. Making suggestive comments, etc.

How do I figure it out?
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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: answer the phone ()
Date: June 05, 2013 10:09AM


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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: Lockie ()
Date: June 05, 2013 10:12AM

Probably wants you gone so setting you up on child molestation charges. 14 years in the cage.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: Chester Brook ()
Date: June 05, 2013 10:43AM

Don't do it. Don't even think about it. Take your snake into the bathroom and beat it like it owes you money. Then, act like and adult.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: June 05, 2013 10:48AM

act like and adult what?

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: Blowtorch999 ()
Date: June 05, 2013 11:25AM

Is she underage?

You better watch out, the katiesmith patrol will be calling every school in the state of VA to report you.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: June 05, 2013 11:49AM

In fact, L.E. would like to do a DNA test on your thumb.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: Simple ()
Date: June 05, 2013 01:02PM

"How do I figure it out?"

What's to figure out? It's probably unintentional, but it doesn't matter. That is, unless you stupidly take action on it. Then you deserve everything you get.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: iffers ()
Date: June 05, 2013 01:05PM

If you have reached the point as in being called UNCLE then yes you can touch and apply the sun screen.

Anything else then wear rubbers while around her.

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Re: Is My Girlfriend's Daughter Trying To Seduce Me?
Posted by: Fer Fucks Sake ()
Date: June 05, 2013 01:46PM

Dude, are you a man or not?

It's as simple as that.

You will hate yourself - even more than you probably already do - if you fail to take advantage of this opportunity.

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