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20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: erica9791 ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:43PM

This might sound lame but i am NOT a heavy smoker at all .I actually have a very low tolerance for weed. I could get very high off of one hit.

Anyways im 5'9 and 160lbs - female.

17 days ago i took a small hit of a blunt.
then a week before that i took a small hit off a bowl.
three weeks before that I took 2 hits off a bowl
and two weeks before that I took a hit off a bowl.

I do NOT smoke daily if i ever smoke its only one hit every 2 weeks.

I bought a home test at a drug store and it came out negative with a very clear line.
I have been drinking cranberry juice and water only.

possible that I will pass?

My drug test is on wednesday by then i will be 3 weeks clean.

am i over reacting? cuz im paranoid as shit

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Professional Drug User ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:45PM

You'll be fine.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: dazed and confused ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:45PM

erica9791 Wrote:
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> cuz im paranoid as shit


Don't you think it might be from all the weed you're smoking, retard?

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: SLK ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:46PM

Home drug tests don't work, you will fail.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:48PM

You're good. You weren't smoking enough to build up high THC levels in your system.

If you're really paranoid you can go out and exercise really hard for the next couple of days to boost up your metabolism and sweat a lot, all of which helps to flush your system.

It probably won't make any difference though as the your system is clean but working out is always good on several different levels...not least of which is that it will help you take your mind off this test.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: head in pot ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:48PM

erica9791 Wrote:
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> i am NOT a heavy smoker
>
> 17 days ago i took a small hit of a blunt.
> then a week before that i took a small hit off a
> bowl.
> three weeks before that I took 2 hits off a bowl
> and two weeks before that I took a hit off a
> bowl.
>
> I do NOT smoke daily if i ever smoke its only one
> hit every 2 weeks.
>
> I bought a home test at a drug store and it came
> out negative with a very clear line.
> I have been drinking cranberry juice and water
> only.
>
> possible that I will pass?
>
> My drug test is on wednesday by then i will be 3
> weeks clean
>
> am i over reacting? cuz im paranoid as shit


Smoking weed every 7 to 10 days sounds like a regular smoker to me.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: not a doctor ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:51PM

erica9791 Wrote:
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> This might sound lame but i am NOT a heavy smoker
> at all .I actually have a very low tolerance for
> weed. I could get very high off of one hit.
>
> Anyways im 5'9 and 160lbs - female.
>
> 17 days ago i took a small hit of a blunt.
> then a week before that i took a small hit off a
> bowl.
> three weeks before that I took 2 hits off a bowl
> and two weeks before that I took a hit off a
> bowl.
>
> I do NOT smoke daily if i ever smoke its only one
> hit every 2 weeks.
>
> I bought a home test at a drug store and it came
> out negative with a very clear line.
> I have been drinking cranberry juice and water
> only.
>
> possible that I will pass?
>
> My drug test is on wednesday by then i will be 3
> weeks clean.
>
> am i over reacting? cuz im paranoid as shit


Stay well hydrated, drink 7 or 8 8oz glasses of water plus a couple gatorades each day and sip water when you wake up during the night and then start mixing in some glasses of cranberry juice tuesday morning. Do all this and you will be fine.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: You fine ()
Date: May 25, 2013 02:51PM

You'll be fine, I've been in the exact same situation before and I passed a county test.

If you're worried, just drink a lot of fluids the day of the test to dilute the sample. Also, take vitamin B on the test day to make your urine yellow, so it doesn't look clear from all the fluids you drank.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: May 25, 2013 03:36PM

Drink a shit ton of water leading up to the test. Piss a couple of times that day before going to test. Don't pee the first or last part into the cup, do it from the middle. The clearer the piss the better. Yellow = not good.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: What a long strange trip its bee ()
Date: May 25, 2013 03:37PM

Do this every day between now and the test

1) Exercise until you sweat like a pig.

2) If you can, spend half an hour to an hour in a sauna

3) At least once, take something to clean out your bowels, you want to take the mother of all shits.

4) Drink fluids, fluids, and more fluids. Drink at least one glass of vinegar a day.

5) Take vitamins C and B.

6) Eat a LOT of citrus fruit, OR drink orange juice (the real stuff)

7) Between now and test eat at least 2 real spicy meals-ultra spicy such as Indian, Thai or Chinese (and spicy as in hot enough to make you sweat)

The day of the test, drink fluids and another glass of vinegar.

Why all the vinegar? It is highly acidic...

Good luck.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Knight Who Says Ni ()
Date: May 25, 2013 11:04PM

I had always heard you shouldn't work out because THC is stored in fat (so don't burn it). Take a vitamin B if you drink tons of liquid cos your pee will be clear which is a sign that you've been flushing. B makes it yellow.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: lacie ()
Date: September 24, 2014 01:15PM

Did you pass? I've been clean 20 days and I had drug test I'm still waiting for the results. I'm super nervous. I'm 22 5'5 127lbs I don't have much body fat and I sat in a sauna and ran a couple times.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: kisses ()
Date: September 24, 2014 03:39PM

i have an idea stop smoking pot you dumbass.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: johnny ringo ()
Date: September 24, 2014 03:59PM

Or get a job where they don't test or just don't care if you blaze a blunt every now and again.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: September 24, 2014 08:17PM

lacie Wrote:
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> Did you pass? I've been clean 20 days and I had
> drug test I'm still waiting for the results. I'm
> super nervous. I'm 22 5'5 127lbs I don't have much
> body fat and I sat in a sauna and ran a couple
> times.

You Should be fine, especially if you followed most of the above advice concerning dilution. ;-). Those home test kits do work, purchase the test from a reputable source. Those test kits do have an expiration date.

I'd be happy to party with you after you get this job. :-P

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: The Zig Zag Man ()
Date: September 24, 2014 08:44PM

What the Northman said. You'll be fine.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: 9jDVX ()
Date: September 24, 2014 10:25PM

you know mandadory hiring blood test and also harassing targeted blood test for employees

that all came in the the sharon bullova democrats / connolly / et al

--------------------
before - it was considered unfair to go by appearance (except sales) or to look for flaws or demand blood tests. you had to wait for a problem - you couldn't go hunting for problems to make something out of

they are trash - that gov

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Earl ()
Date: February 10, 2015 11:14PM

I kow this is late but let me tell you how i did it.

500 mg of niacin per day
Cranberry juice every day
Bentonite clay detox. They claim its charged opposite thc and draws it out
Sweaty treadmill 2 nile walk in morning sauna 1/2 hour in afternnon
Palo azul tea gallon day before
A gallon of water the day of with vitamin b12 and 500 mg aspirin. Never ibuprofin it has been known to cause a false positive
Eat well lots of green veggies

I was a casual smoker would binge a gram every few months problem was bad timing

I was nervous but i passed and never smoked weed again just was not worth it. If someday they make it legal i will, but until then no. I almost lost a very high paying dream job.

Just in case if they do ask your meds tell them you have been taking a lot of ibuprofin for a injury. Its a possible false positive on some tests. If you fail calmly insist that it was bad test and you want to retake it. Threaten legal action. May not work but worth try. The extra few days may be what you need. Also if they say diluted always stick with claiming you always drink a lot of water, complain that most people dont drink enough water

Unless you are really desparate and close do not use fake pee. It is no illegal to fail a test. But it is fraud to cheat. You get caught if they are assholes they can prss charges especilly federal govt

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: NiggerWhut ()
Date: February 10, 2015 11:20PM

Enrico Palazzo Wrote:
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> Drink a shit ton of water leading up to the test.
> Piss a couple of times that day before going to
> test. Don't pee the first or last part into the
> cup, do it from the middle. The clearer the piss
> the better. Yellow = not good.


You've never done a piss test before. Plenty of labs will reject it on color alone.

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Re: 34 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Dev ()
Date: May 04, 2017 02:30AM

I was clean 34 days due to probation! I had Smoked a blunt, ihave 20 days till another office visit will I show up clean if he tested? I'm 6ft 190
I'm guessing drink water cranberry, shot or 2 night befor test ? Lmk ya boi is curious

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Smokey Johnson ()
Date: May 04, 2017 03:13PM

17 days ago I took a small hit of a blunt.
then a week before that I took a small hit off a bowl.
three weeks before that I took 2 hits off a bowl
and two weeks before that I took a hit off a bowl.

It doesn't matter what kind of paraphernalia you were using, you jackass!

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: Jenn ()
Date: August 22, 2017 03:59PM

OK so I been clean for 4 years almostt 5 since I last smoked. Last month I was having trouble sleeping so I took 4 hits of weed to sleep.. 20 days later I'm getting a urine test for work... Will I pass

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: bjhtb ()
Date: August 22, 2017 04:17PM

You need to start with which test are they using.

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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: 5'9 & 160 ()
Date: August 22, 2017 04:26PM

erica9791 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This might sound lame but i am NOT a heavy smoker
> at all .I actually have a very low tolerance for
> weed. I could get very high off of one hit.
>
> Anyways im 5'9 and 160lbs - female.
>
> 17 days ago i took a small hit of a blunt.
> then a week before that i took a small hit off a
> bowl.
> three weeks before that I took 2 hits off a bowl
> and two weeks before that I took a hit off a
> bowl.
>
> I do NOT smoke daily if i ever smoke its only one
> hit every 2 weeks.
>
> I bought a home test at a drug store and it came
> out negative with a very clear line.
> I have been drinking cranberry juice and water
> only.
>
> possible that I will pass?
>
> My drug test is on wednesday by then i will be 3
> weeks clean.
>
> am i over reacting? cuz im paranoid as shit


You're probably a moose? THC stays in fat asses longer. Hit of a blunt, stop hanging with niggers, it will be the death of you.
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Re: 20 days of not smoking and drug test
Posted by: ucpfj ()
Date: August 23, 2017 10:36AM


little remembered fact

in the 60's, 70's, 80's (when marajuana was popular)

IT WAS A SEASONAL CROP. MOST WHITE PEOPLE HAD 0, NONE, DURING THE WINTER. (it is not addictive, and was simply met by a few grunts by new hippies on the first winter)

only niggas had any during the winter, and they didn't sell it - or what they did sell was terrible brown weed (headache weed)

there was no such thing as a refer truck that kept pot frozen for the winter, absolutely not


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