Natural Is Better
Posted by:
Eyeballs
()
Date: September 10, 2008 09:08AM
Perv Wrote:
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> I'd like to see a Sarah Palin blow-up doll. That
> way we could fuck her a few times before she has
> the chance to fuck all of us.
Excellent choice in screen names Perv. I'm sure its appropriate.
I do not share your fascination with vinyl but I do understand
this product will available shortly through a retail outlet
near you. Watch for the ads. I have heard there are some advantages
to vinyl as opposed to the real thing, such as the relatively
scandal free nature should you be discovered. It (the vinyl
variety) doesnt have kids, doesnt want to get married, or
even have a mother. You cant get STD's from it and you dont
have to buy it dinner. If you get tired of it, you dont have to
go through a divorce. All you have to do is let the air out and
either put it in storage or give it to one of your buddies or trade
it in on a new one.
Unfortunately, it cant smear warm lipstick on you or run
for office.