White House Firing
White House Personnel Notice
Date: May 22, 2013 05:51PM
The Head Gardener at the White House has been fired. Jim Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents.
In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, Mr. Whitey, an elderly gentleman, proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing.
"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze" said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was escorting me off the property!"