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I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Sweet lovin ()
Date: May 15, 2013 03:32PM

I'm only sharing this info with you jokers because I sticking with the hottie I met 3 months ago at this place.

PetSmart in Chantilly. On Saturday late morning, the place is packed full of hot ladies. Yeah, you need to check that ring finger but I'd say more than half are single.

When you see a babe in there with her dog, ignore your intended target, get down to the dog's eye level and fuss over him. Rub that puppy! Call him a handsome boy/pretty girl. As soon as you see your sweet, hot babe smile and looking like she is enjoying the attention her puppy is getting, ask her about the dog and tell her how much you fucking love puppies. Keep talking, add a little bit of flirting and in about 15 minutes, you should have some phone digits.

If she is a cat person, she'll be over at the wall of windows packed with cats. Even if you hate cats, pick up a cat toy from where they sell them and entertain one of the cats with it from the other side of the glass. Tell her about your wonderful cat growing up, whatever. Just start talking about cats and then other stuff.

This worked for me! She's 28 years old, trim little body, face of an angel, can't get enough of the cock, and so far, seems mentally stable.

Of course, if you're an ugly fuck or can't function socially or if you piss yourself if you are within 10 feet of a hot girl, just forget about it and stay in your mom's basement playing World of Warcraft with your online friends.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: sweet lovin is... ()
Date: May 15, 2013 03:39PM

Sweet lovin Wrote:
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> Of course, if you're an ugly fuck or can't
> function socially or if you piss yourself if you
> are within 10 feet of a hot girl, just forget
> about it and stay in your mom's basement playing
> World of Warcraft with your online friends.
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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: quit drinking the kool aid ()
Date: May 15, 2013 03:42PM

Sweet lovin Wrote:
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> She's 28 years old, trim
> little body, face of an angel, can't get enough of
> the cock
>
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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 15, 2013 04:02PM

I went to PetSmart in Chantilly, all I saw was a bunch of bitches.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: YUP! ()
Date: May 15, 2013 04:04PM

I knew a guy in college who had a dog. He would get mad chicks walking the dog around campus.

No hot chick can resist petting a dog. Once they get that warm fuzzing feeling you can go in for the kill.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: NATS #1 ()
Date: May 15, 2013 04:04PM

BEH, I bet you tried to fuck the pooch, not the girl.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Papa Johnny ()
Date: May 15, 2013 04:43PM

Nice! I'm actually gonna check it out this weekend. I ussally get my dog food at Target but I might as well check out this place.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: May 15, 2013 05:19PM

quit drinking the kool aid Wrote:
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> Sweet lovin Wrote:
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> > She's 28 years old, trim
> > little body, face of an angel, can't get enough
> of
> > the cock
> >


I have to agree. Cunt destroyer. Duh, of course women love dogs, cats, and candy.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: pussy man ()
Date: May 15, 2013 07:08PM

LOL.... high five to the OP. I fucking hate cats but started dating a girl that has 3 of the fur-barfing, arm-scratching little bitches. Since I wanted to get in her pants, I had to be nice to the cats. Even though I say hello to them, know their names and even bring them toys once in a while, they can tell I'm not a cat person, they keep their distance and always stare at me from the top of the dresser when I'm getting busy with their mamma.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: May 15, 2013 08:31PM

pussy man Wrote:
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> LOL.... high five to the OP. I fucking hate cats
> but started dating a girl that has 3 of the
> fur-barfing, arm-scratching little bitches. Since
> I wanted to get in her pants, I had to be nice to
> the cats. Even though I say hello to them, know
> their names and even bring them toys once in a
> while, they can tell I'm not a cat person, they
> keep their distance and always stare at me from
> the top of the dresser when I'm getting busy with
> their mamma.

Props. Yeah, you gotta deal with roadcone, speedbump, road splat version of pussy to get the other version. That's unfortunately part of the deal, but to score is to score no doubt about it.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Dang me ()
Date: May 15, 2013 11:02PM

I took your advice, fussed all over her dog, and told her how much I love fucking puppies. All I got for my sweet talk was a brutal slap across the face and her threatening to call the cops.

I tried again. The next girl, I told her how I couldn't get enuff of her cocker spaniel. Same thing again.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: May 15, 2013 11:25PM

Dang, try telling the next one 'you could give a dog a bone!'

Let me know how it goes.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Yazz3 ()
Date: May 15, 2013 11:48PM

I took your advice, fussed all over her dog, and told her how much I love fucking puppies. All I got for my sweet talk was a brutal slap across the face and her threatening to call the cops.

I tried again. The next girl, I told her how I couldn't get enuff of her cocker spaniel. Same thing again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

OP said to do it on a Saturday morning. You fucked up and didn't follow his advice!

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: lovesbipedalanimals ()
Date: May 16, 2013 01:52AM

If she's walking a komondor hungarian mop dog don't try to pet it or her. It'll rip your throat out in 3 seconds flat and wait for mommy to scratch its ears.

PETA and Alley Cat Allies are high bang for the buck ways of meeting a group of women long enough to get to know several.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 16, 2013 01:57AM

lovesbipedalanimals Wrote:
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> PETA and Alley Cat Allies are high bang for the
> buck ways of meeting a group of women long enough
> to get to know several.





PETA HQ is in Norfolk.


Norfolk is full of batshit insane women. Take it from one who knows.

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: The Ghost of Cone Bone ()
Date: May 16, 2013 04:55AM

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> Norfolk is full of batshit insane women. Take it
> from one who knows.
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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Brenner ()
Date: May 24, 2013 03:20PM

Ha ha... I was in the Chantilly Petsmart about an hour ago. I'm a married man so I wasn't tryng to pick up anyone but that store was full of very attractive women. Seems that the under-30 crowd is into wearing those yoga pants that show off camel toe and butt crack. No complaints from me!

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: MitchKramer ()
Date: May 24, 2013 03:24PM

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Re: I found the best place in Fairfax County to pick up women
Posted by: Avi Davi ()
Date: May 24, 2013 09:12PM

I went to PetSmart in Chantilly, all I saw was a bunch of bitches.



Ha! Just because I am batshit crazy doesn't mean I don't get subtle American humor.

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