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Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Republicans For Cooch ()
Date: May 11, 2013 11:27AM

I'm republican and I need cooch to be elected.

Ken Cuccinelli wants to make it illegal for a married couple to engage in sodomy. You sicko perverts need to learn that only the missionary position, for the purpose of procreating, is allowed under the US Constitution. You sick perverts. GO COOCH! Ken Fights Penis Kissers

Ken Cuccinelli wants stricter enforcement of cohabitation laws. You dirty sinners have to stop making baby jesus cry by living together before marriage. I know it is basically impossible to afford living in Fairfax without living together outside of marriage, but Ken doesn't care. You are ruining america with all your sleezy sex and boner jams No more banging without a ring Dictates Cuccinelli from his high horse

Ken Cuccinelli wants the federal government to stop looking into the shady redistricting in Virginia which has taken a state that votes 55-45 blue, but has a majority of state delegates being red. Federal government, stop messing with Ken's gerrymandering fun, you are overstepping the people's will to be controlled by a minority of hillbillies Ken Believes in Gerrymandered Oligarchys for Virginia

Ken is a great guy, he hangs out with only the best white supremacists in Virginia. Like him they believe that black people belong in chains or back in Africa. Ken wants Virginia to return to the ole south Down in Dixie... when Virginia was more like Mississippi

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Indy ()
Date: May 11, 2013 07:42PM

I can see why Dems are worried. Mcshithead is their nominee. LOL. Way to give the governorship to an extremist like KooKoonelli, dipshit Dems.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 07:52PM

Wow thats really the best attacks you have?

A crazy blog, an article about McDonnell supporting the cohabitation ban and then a report on how VA has outgrown racism?

These attacks get more pathetic and desperate everyday

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 07:57PM

Ken Cuccinelli, if elected is going to be the most controversial failure of a politician this state has ever seen. He will accomplish jack shit. All he's gonna do is be hostile to the federal government, disgrace the state of Virginia with a crusade against gays. And seeing how he likes his palms greased by Star Sci, be a corrupt fuck that likes to superimpose his personal extreme religious beliefs on others but when it comes to other forms of ethics, financial incentives from special interests, his morals seem to disappear. I wish the best for my state and even if he is elected, I don't see Virginia which is a swing state internally ever trusting a Republican again.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrytard ()
Date: May 11, 2013 09:43PM

Liberal Logic 103 Wrote:
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> Wow thats really the best attacks you have?
>
> A crazy blog, an article about McDonnell
> supporting the cohabitation ban and then a report
> on how VA has outgrown racism?
>
> These attacks get more pathetic and desperate
> everyday


Gerry's struggling lately.

Hey Ger, isn't the rich, white, evil bankster with offshore companies and Chinese business partners who made a career of getting big corporate money INTO politics (and his own pockets in the process) supposed to be a Republican? lulz

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 09:49PM

Gerrytard Wrote:
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> Gerry's struggling lately.
>
> Hey Ger, isn't the rich, white, evil bankster with
> offshore companies and Chinese business partners
> who made a career of getting big corporate money
> INTO politics (and his own pockets in the process)
> supposed to be a Republican? lulz

He really is.

Hes on the verge of a menatl breakdown or some week long meth bing, possibly both. You can pretty much just take the opposite of anything he says and assume thats the truth at this point.

It is ironic though how Gerry mentions how Cooch will disgrace the State of VA when Gerry has done far more to make Virginians look like complete idiots than anything he could do

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 10:30PM

I would have to agree with you. Terry McAullife would not be my first choice as the Democrat running for office. But, I don't see Terry being embarrassing to state. I also think he could bring business investment to the state. Mind you, he's annoying, loud, weird and kind of obnoxious. But Ken Cuccinelli is insane. You might as well elect Mullah Omar of the Taliban as Governor. Ken Cuccinelli brings nothing to the table but the most extreme American fundamentalism.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 10:35PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I would have to agree with you. Terry McAullife
> would not be my first choice as the Democrat
> running for office. But, I don't see Terry being
> embarrassing to state.

Because he has a D in front of his name. If it was an R youd be losing your shit over over

>I also think he could
> bring business investment to the state.

The State of Mississippi yes.

>Mind you,
> he's annoying, loud, weird and kind of obnoxious.
> But Ken Cuccinelli is insane.

Funny coming from someone who clearly is insane with the alternate reality you live in.

>You might as well
> elect Mullah Omar of the Taliban as Governor. Ken
> Cuccinelli brings nothing to the table but the
> most extreme American fundamentalism.

No, there is no comparison between the two.

Well actually theres one you would vote for Omar to show how progressive you are supporting a Muslim and do support his war on America.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 10:38PM

Once again, Liberal Logic breaks down a statement, wastes a lot of screen space to create the appearance of actual substance but ends up actually saying nothing. Thanks again for nothing Liberal Logic.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 11, 2013 10:55PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Once again, Liberal Logic breaks down a statement,
> wastes a lot of screen space to create the
> appearance of actual substance but ends up
> actually saying nothing. Thanks again for nothing
> Liberal Logic.


You just described your entire contribution to this site

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: He is one sick fuck ()
Date: May 11, 2013 11:26PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> I would have to agree with you. Terry McAullife
> would not be my first choice as the Democrat
> running for office. But, I don't see Terry being
> embarrassing to state. I also think he could
> bring business investment to the state. Mind you,
> he's annoying, loud, weird and kind of obnoxious.
> But Ken Cuccinelli is insane. You might as well
> elect Mullah Omar of the Taliban as Governor. Ken
> Cuccinelli brings nothing to the table but the
> most extreme American fundamentalism.

+1000

I'd vote for a ham sandwich before Cuccinelli. The thought of that nutcase in my bedroom and up my vagina is repulsive. He would turn Virginia into even more of a joke than it already is. It is truly tragic that someone like him could become Governor. And you just know that this guy is a closet pervert, like so many God-fearing 'good Christian' Republicans. Sickening.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 12:12AM

He is one sick fuck Wrote:
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> I'd vote for a ham sandwich before Cuccinelli. The
> thought of that nutcase in my bedroom and up my
> vagina is repulsive. He would turn Virginia into
> even more of a joke than it already is. It is
> truly tragic that someone like him could become
> Governor. And you just know that this guy is a
> closet pervert, like so many God-fearing 'good
> Christian' Republicans. Sickening.

Why would you let him in your bedroom?

So you pick who you vote for by who you want to have sex with?

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: living on welfare ()
Date: May 12, 2013 12:41AM

I know who gives out the most free stuff, its D for me.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Young Curmudgeon ()
Date: May 12, 2013 12:44AM

Cuccinelli is out of his fucking mind. McAuliffe is the better choice, but that's not saying much.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Fucking Morons ()
Date: May 12, 2013 01:21AM

Liberal Logic 103 Wrote:
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> He is one sick fuck Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
>
> > I'd vote for a ham sandwich before Cuccinelli.
> The
> > thought of that nutcase in my bedroom and up my
> > vagina is repulsive. He would turn Virginia
> into
> > even more of a joke than it already is. It is
> > truly tragic that someone like him could become
> > Governor. And you just know that this guy is a
> > closet pervert, like so many God-fearing 'good
> > Christian' Republicans. Sickening.
>
> Why would you let him in your bedroom?
>
> So you pick who you vote for by who you want to
> have sex with?

Really? Just how stupid are you?

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 01:47AM

Please don't ask Liberal Logic how stupid he is. His name is literally a moronic oxy moron for a moron.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 01:58AM

Fucking Morons Wrote:
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> Really? Just how stupid are you?


She said she didnt want him in her bedroom or vagina what else can be assumed by that?

Unless of course youre saying shes an immature idiot using straw man bullshit arguments that arent based in fact to try and scare people away.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 02:10AM

If you were informed Liberal Logic you'd know that Ken Cuccinelli wants to outlaw anal and oral sex. That's what she means by not wanting him in her bedroom. Ken Cuccinelli also supports invasive mandatory vaginal probes for women whom need abortions. That's what she means by in my vagina.

It may sound odd to you but that's because Ken Cuccinelli is a very odd person.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer3 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 02:33AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> If you were informed Liberal Logic you'd know that
> Ken Cuccinelli wants to outlaw anal and oral sex.
> That's what she means by not wanting him in her
> bedroom. Ken Cuccinelli also supports invasive
> mandatory vaginal probes for women whom need
> abortions. That's what she means by in my vagina.
>
>
> It may sound odd to you but that's because Ken
> Cuccinelli is a very odd person.


LOL, some moron republican registered my name.

Disregard any post written by that KKK right-wing extremist, although, he's right about one thing - I do hate Ken Cuccinelli and his anti-anal sex platform.

I'm gay, so I love a dick up my ass, but I know that most men, straight or gay, enjoy the same thing.

Cuccinelli probably likes it too, but he's a stupid bumpkin republican and has to pretend not to.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 02:36AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> If you were informed Liberal Logic you'd know that
> Ken Cuccinelli wants to outlaw anal and oral sex.
> That's what she means by not wanting him in her
> bedroom. Ken Cuccinelli also supports invasive
> mandatory vaginal probes for women whom need
> abortions. That's what she means by in my vagina.
>
>
> It may sound odd to you but that's because Ken
> Cuccinelli is a very odd person.


Oh gerry the best part about your insult to me was that you admitted putting logic and liberal together is an oxy moron. Keep being that intellectual powerhouse gerry.

Now to this bullshit.

Oral and anal sex are ALREADY illegal in VA, please cite examples of people being prosecuted for it.

Women dont NEED abortions you miserable human being. Women CHOOSE to have abortions. If you decide to murder your baby it should be as hard as possible and it should be put in your face the entire time so you know exactly what youre doing.

The only odd person is you who lives in an alternate reality

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: up my vagina ()
Date: May 12, 2013 04:15AM

He is one sick fuck Wrote:

> I'd vote for a ham sandwich before Cuccinelli. The
> thought of that nutcase in my bedroom and up my
> vagina is repulsive.

And, that was written by a man. Welcome to the democrat party... girls and gays.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 04:36AM

So what did my discussion with Liberal Logic accomplish again in a thread? Lets see, this from a man whose name mocks the logic of liberals.

Forced Vaginal probing is a necessary deterrent to abortion. Why don't you just pass laws demanding Ken Cuccinelli personally fist fuck every female even thinking about an abortion to persuade her not to.

And

Laws against any forms of sex other than the traditional natural law based missionary position should be against the law. And this is okay because they're not really being enforced.

So we should allow what happens in the privacy of our bedrooms to be illegal just and not worry about whether they plan to enforce it or not.

What if Ken Cuccinelli turns into the Taliban while in office and demands prosecution? The Anti Sodomy laws activism is his only claim to fame.

I'm starting to think there's a reason there aren't that many intellectual liberals on this site. It's infested with loud mouth imbeciles.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Bring back fake Gerry ()
Date: May 12, 2013 10:56AM

Fake Gerry makes more sense than you.

There is a reason why there aren't many intellectual libs on this BLOG... there aren't many intellectual libs.

There are lots who, like you, think they are.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: The "Tard" In "Conserivtard" ()
Date: May 12, 2013 11:21AM

Bring back fake Gerry Wrote:
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> Fake Gerry makes more sense than you.
>
> There is a reason why there aren't many
> intellectual libs on this BLOG... there aren't
> many intellectual libs.
>
> There are lots who, like you, think they are.

^ Implying that somehow, plastering the "Obama girl" picture all over FFXU makes conservitards intellectual.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Questionista ()
Date: May 12, 2013 03:01PM

I would vote to elect a ham sandwich for governor if its opponent were Ken Cucinelli.

I would never vote for a zealot like Cucinelli.

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: May 12, 2013 03:03PM

I must admit, our choices for governor aren't looking too bright this year =\

 

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Re: Cooch is what Virginia Needs
Posted by: Liberal Logic 103 ()
Date: May 12, 2013 03:17PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> So what did my discussion with Liberal Logic
> accomplish again in a thread? Lets see, this from
> a man whose name mocks the logic of liberals.

Yes I do and your my poster child for why I do. Youve never let me down once gerry glad to see you didnt start now.

I know I can always count on you to show what true intellectuals liberals are.

> Forced Vaginal probing is a necessary deterrent to
> abortion. Why don't you just pass laws demanding
> Ken Cuccinelli personally fist fuck every female
> even thinking about an abortion to persuade her
> not to.

If it saves a babies life and thats how you want to do it go for it.

If you dont want a kid dont get pregnant its quite simple.

> And
>
> Laws against any forms of sex other than the
> traditional natural law based missionary position
> should be against the law. And this is okay
> because they're not really being enforced.

Theyve been illegal since the commonwealth was created dipshit.

> So we should allow what happens in the privacy of
> our bedrooms to be illegal just and not worry
> about whether they plan to enforce it or not.

It already is illegal dipshit.

> What if Ken Cuccinelli turns into the Taliban
> while in office and demands prosecution? The Anti
> Sodomy laws activism is his only claim to fame.

What is your mom had swallowed?

> I'm starting to think there's a reason there
> aren't that many intellectual liberals on this
> site. It's infested with loud mouth imbeciles.

The reason that there arent many intellectual liberals is because thats like seeing a panda in the wild, they do exist but are few and far between. Plus you gordo/ferfux/mhk/radiophile/weasel have a monopoly on being retards that prevent any sort of actual discussions. Theyre far to embarrassed with your dumbasses around.

Ladies and gentleman what we saw here was a great example of the FFU liberal. They start with a statement thinking theyre about to embarrass someone, but like everything they type its just another time they couldnt be wrong. Sadly this initial statement is always the highlight of their thinking and its only down hill from there. After that first misfire they then proceed to moleste history, show no understanding of laws, not know what the laws are, just make things up, before finally finishing with a straw man argument. After an incoherent rambling thought process that resembles the speech in the billy madison game show, they proclaim themselves the winner before getting in the prius to go attack Chick Fil A workers and sit around their wooden coffee tables talking about how evil logging is

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