I'm republican and I need cooch to be elected.
Ken Cuccinelli wants to make it illegal for a married couple to engage in sodomy. You sicko perverts need to learn that only the missionary position, for the purpose of procreating, is allowed under the US Constitution. You sick perverts. GO COOCH!
Ken Fights Penis Kissers
Ken Cuccinelli wants stricter enforcement of cohabitation laws. You dirty sinners have to stop making baby jesus cry by living together before marriage. I know it is basically impossible to afford living in Fairfax without living together outside of marriage, but Ken doesn't care. You are ruining america with all your sleezy sex and boner jams
No more banging without a ring Dictates Cuccinelli from his high horse
Ken Cuccinelli wants the federal government to stop looking into the shady redistricting in Virginia which has taken a state that votes 55-45 blue, but has a majority of state delegates being red. Federal government, stop messing with Ken's gerrymandering fun, you are overstepping the people's will to be controlled by a minority of hillbillies
Ken Believes in Gerrymandered Oligarchys for Virginia
Ken is a great guy, he hangs out with only the best white supremacists in Virginia. Like him they believe that black people belong in chains or back in Africa. Ken wants Virginia to return to the ole south
Down in Dixie... when Virginia was more like Mississippi