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Dear Abby
Posted by: Wondering ()
Date: August 21, 2008 12:49AM

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Woodbridge, Virginia who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. One of my sisters lives in Alexandria and is married to a transvestite. My parents live in Richmond and have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in D.C. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Wallens Ridge State Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Vienna. She is a part time ‘working girl’.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 21, 2008 12:54AM

Abby is not home right now, may i take a message?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 21, 2008 07:14AM

Typical Liberal Gravis!!!!!

You are polite when you say Abby is not home. Say what you mean - dont hold back. Abby is dead.

And shouldnt this poster be writting to Reagan if he prefers to write to dead people?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2008 07:54AM by Radiophile.

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: August 21, 2008 07:37AM

You are marrying into a family of McCain supporters?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayO4pc8S_A

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: August 21, 2008 09:16AM

I'll prolly vote for obama, but the OP was funny as hell... give me another one.

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 21, 2008 01:34PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Typical Liberal Gravis!!!!!
>
> You are polite when you say Abby is not home. Say
> what you mean - dont hold back. Abby is dead.
>
> And shouldnt this poster be writting to Reagan if
> he prefers to write to dead people?



WOW! you TOTALLY read too far into my post. i only read the first sentence before i stopped reading. i didnt even know abby was a real person. dude, chill out.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: August 21, 2008 07:00PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Typical Liberal Gravis!!!!!
> >
> > You are polite when you say Abby is not home.
> Say
> > what you mean - dont hold back. Abby is dead.
> >
> > And shouldnt this poster be writting to Reagan
> if
> > he prefers to write to dead people?
>
>
> WOW! you TOTALLY read too far into my post. i
> only read the first sentence before i stopped
> reading. i didnt even know abby was a real
> person. dude, chill out.

Joke, Gravis. Joke.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2008 07:22PM by Radiophile.

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: Dear Abby ()
Date: August 22, 2008 07:32AM

This post received exactly the types of responses I expected.LOL!

Some people have a great sense of humor, some have none.

Gotta love the Dear Abby song on the above youtube. Here's John
Prine doing the original version. (used to go see him at the Cellar
Door when he was a youngster.) Sing it Johnie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slMlrBHgjs

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Re: Dear Abby
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 22, 2008 01:00PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Joke, Gravis. Joke.


ok. just remember that sarcasm isnt easily pervade over the internet as in person and is easily confused with anger.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/22/2008 01:00PM by Gravis.

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